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! Waht to do on a Clear !
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! Summer Night !
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! By: Cablecast 0perator !
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! and Pyro Maniac !
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! !
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! Second Article in The !
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! Series "Vandalism: !
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! A Tutorial" !
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Ya! School is finally out! It's a
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warm 70 degrees with no wind, the
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stars are bright, and the moon is
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full-not a cloud in the sky! Scince
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the BBS's aren't able to be logged on
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to until after everyone is asleep,
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why not get a friend or two and go
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outside?
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:=> Waht You Need
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35mm Camera
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Lots Of Film!
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At Least a 230mm Lens
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Infra Red Filter (if applicable)
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Video Camera or A Camcorder
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CCD Helps-You Wont Have 30 or 40
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Footcandles To Operate a Newvicon
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With! Try 8mm, It's Small Enough.
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Binoculars
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40x Telescope
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35mm Camera Attachment Helps!
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Shotgun Microphone
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(Or Any SPY-Mike type pickup)
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Walkie Talkies
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(With Earphones!!)
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Dark Clothing (No Jams)
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Lighters (Matches SUCK!)
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Firecrackers, Bottle Rockets, and
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Just General Explosives
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Moby Flashlight
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Ya'know, With A Flourescent, and
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A High Beam And....
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BB Guns
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(Pump or CO2, as long as they don't
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make a lot of noize!)
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Remote Controller For Cable Boxes
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On Your Block
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You might want to have a backpack
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dark in color to stuff all of this
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in!
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:=> During Daylight Hours
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Scout out the storm drainage system
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underneath your block. This will be
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beneficial later. Steal some steel
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rods about 4 feet long from a nusery
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or someplace like that and hide them
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near each manhole cover. Draw a map
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of, or memorize the sewer system so
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you now where you are going in the
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dark!
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Find all the bedrooms of the
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good-looking chicks on your block, or
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at least the ones with big tits. Also
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find bushes, or a place to hide a
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moderate distance away from their
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bedroom window. Far enough not to be
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seen, close enough for the 230mm lens
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or the telescope. Draw a map or
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memorize.
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Plot escape routes or places to hide
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incase someone comes out a door, or a
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car drives by. These will be more
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important than you think.
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But most important of all, you
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should memorize the bowels of your
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neighborhood, so you know where you
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are going when ther is little or no
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light.
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:=> Now It's DARK!!
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Wait until it's really dark and get
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your dark clothes on and don your
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backpack. Get your friend(s) and
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let's go! Sneak around for a while if
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this is your first time, and get to
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know everything in the dark. Get that
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map of where to hide and look in
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windows. Go to some place and try it
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out. If no one is getting ready for
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ed yet, see waht they are having for
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dinner. Eventually, they will have to
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go to bed! We've pulled some
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all-nighters, but it's paid off! You
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might want to bring aloksome food
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and have a snack while you wait.
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About 9:00 or so, everyone is
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watching TV. All the cable boxes on
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our block are rigged for remote
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controllers. And guess who has a
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spare? You guessed it! The same guys
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ewith the black backpack! It's a real
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blast changing channels on them or
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turning the power off or the volume
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up! You will have to get almost up to
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the window for some remotes. Be
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careful. This is especially effective
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if the TV set comes on at 3:00 AM!
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Still got your BB gun? Pump it up
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around 5 times depending on how far
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away you are and how powerful your
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gun is. Now aim at the post lamp or
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the light above their garage or door.
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Have you ever seen a 300w
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incandescant bulb explode after being
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hit with a BB? If a squirrel scares
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the shit out of you, waste him, too.
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Grab some money. Because now we're
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going to 7-11! Ditch the backpack in
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an out of the way place where nobody
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can find it when you are going in to
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7-11. The How To Rob A 7-11 article
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would be especially helpful here.
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Find a way onto everyone's roof
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making as little noise as possible.
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You get a great view of evryone
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else's second story window from up
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here!
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Lots of times on our block, the chicks
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that live here bring their boyfriends
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over and make out on the back porch.
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Whip out the shutgun mike and make
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tape of it, use the CCD or 35mm to
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'Capture The Memories', and when you're
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sick to your stomach, scream some
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vulger terms or launch bottle rockets
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at them.
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Oh Boy! GARBAGE NIGHT! People have to
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mow their lawn in the summer, right?
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Well, at least some people do! I know
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I don't! Grass is put into waht?
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GRASS BAGS! Waht do the garbage men
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do with these? They just pick them up
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and sling 'em in the back of the truck.
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Wouldn't it be a shame if there was a
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hole in the bottom of the bag made with
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a knife and the grass went all over
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the curb? I guess you get the hint!
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Have you ever stolen a garbage can?
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Makes the old people on our block
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REALLY pissed! I guess they have a
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passion for garbage cans! Metal ones
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are a lot easier to crush and hide in
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the woods than plastic, though. But
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have you ever heard an M80 go off in
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metal can? More or less a Hefty bag?
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Not as tough as they say! Still got
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a metal can that you stole? Cut the
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bottom out and then take it to a
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house with another metal can. Place
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yours down on the street and don't move
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it. Transfer all the trash from the
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goos one into yours. Now steal the
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good one and wait for garbagemen to
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try and pick up the trick can! Ha-ha!
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This last one you will have to be
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real careful with! Even we don't like
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to do it that much, but it can be done!
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Sometimes, the dumb neighbors leave
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their sliding glass doors open to
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ventalate the house and then forget
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to close them when they go to bed.
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Hungry? This gives you access to the
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kitchen! Don't stop to make a
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sandwich, just take all the lunchmeat
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and run!
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