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Cable Descrambling
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If you have cable TV but are not fortunate enough to have the Premium services,
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here is a simple way to steal Cinemax, The Movie Channel, Showtime, the
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Disney Channel, and any other service that appears as a bussing fuzzy picture
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(that you can ALMOST get clearly by fine tuning). This method also works on
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channels that appear as a lined flashing screen that produce a beeping sound.
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These channels are not scrambled, but instead a garbage transmission is sent
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at the same frequency. Therefore, in order to receive the movie servcices
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clearly, you must filter out the garbage.
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Here is a simple way to do this:
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1) Examine the back of your TV set. Find the VHF antenna terminals (these are
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the antenna terminals that the cable service is hooked up to). Get a piece of
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antenna wire (about 3 feet long). Strip one end of the wire and and attach it
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to the VHF terminals along with the cable. Tune in to one of the movie services
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and adjust the fine tuner until you get the cleanest picture. Cut off about 1/4
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inch of the antenna wire and adjust the fine tuner. Continue to do this until
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you get a nearly perfect picture (you should not have to cut off more than 6
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inches of the antenna wire). Get a piece of aluminum foil and wrap it around
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the antenna wire slide it up and down until you have a perfect picture. This is
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a simple yet effective way to get movies for free.
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Brought to you by Golden Apple Enterprises, INC.
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A subsidiary of LDD
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Haill Eris!
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All Hail Discordia!
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Pirating Cable Premium Channels
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(Written By Exodus)
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This is for all of you that have cable but don't have those
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premium channels like HBO, Cinemax, and Playboy because your
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parents are too cheap to get them or they think that you'll
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become a stupid moron if you get them. Well, this will tell you
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how you can get all those premium channels as a perfect, clear
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picture at absolutely no charge.
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First of all, you have to have one of those real old cable
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boxes that don't have a remote control but the ones that have the
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little buttons that you have to push (I don't know about the
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other kind, but you can go ahead and try.)
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What you do is open up your cable box with a small screw
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driver or a thin knife. Inside you'll see some copper thingies (I
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forgot what they're called) but anyways, they're thin and long.
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Each one of these represents a channel. You'll also see these
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little triangular things, which usually touch one of the copper
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things. Well, if you haven't figured out already, when the copper
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things are being touched by the triangular things, this means
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that you're getting that channel on the channel number that the
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triangular thing (from now on I'll call the triangular things
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"triangles" and the copper things "coppers") represents.
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The thing that you have to do is find all the coppers that
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aren't being touched by any triangles. These are the premium
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channels! Now, find a triangle that isn't touching a copper and
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turn it so it touches the copper. That's all!! Now you have your
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premium channels, at no charge. Just make sure that you set them
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back if you ever turn your cable box in so that the cable company
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doesn't find out what you've been doing.
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May all your viewings be pleasant ones!
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Exodus
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Brought to you by Golden Apple Enterprises, INC.
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A subsidiary of LDD
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Hail Eris!
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All Hail Discordia!
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