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Top 23(!) things learned at DEF CON 1
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By The White Ninja
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"Jesus Hacks! Why don't YOU?"
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This text file idea blatantly leeched from:
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SummerCon!
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1. Casino offices can be full of fun!!
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2. Casinos generally don't appreciate it when you explore their offices....
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3. Yes, some people ARE capable of gambling away $167 in an hour!
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4. You can get resonable conference discounts on prostitution in Nevada.
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5. One can survive for 3 days in Vegas on $12 and a gift certificate.
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6. Viruses are our friends.
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7. Give a Casino security guard a walki-talki and he'll swear he's the center
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of the universe.
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8. Don't commit a felony in front of Gail Thackery.
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9. The people who work at the Death Star throw the darndest things in the
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trash!
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10. Pirates and Theives ONLY!
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11. If you harass a hotel telephone operator long enough she WILL send
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security.
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12. When using ITT ask for BOB...
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13. Metal plates screwed to your hotel room ceiling generally constitute a
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bad sign.
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14. Don't forget to Hack the BED!
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15. You know your in deep shit when THEY aim an IR-Mic at your window.
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16. Setting 11 fires in selected parts of the city is probably a bad idea.
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17. The guy who looks most like a fed probably writes for LOOMPANICS.
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18. The guy who looks least like a fed probably does security for SUN.
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19. As a general rule, don't hack the hotel PBX unless your giving them a
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better credit rating.
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20. If your wondering where all those C-64 warez kidz went, try talking to
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some of the beggars in Vegas.
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21. Those COCOTS were gold plated for a REASON!
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22. If you plan to stay the night in a hotel, make sure you get a room there.
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23. "0K, <00L |>00|>eZ!
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Ba|> LeGaL A|>\/I.C.E.:
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'\/\/HaT T0 |>0 \/\/HeN THe PiGZ <0Me!'
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G00|> LeGaL A|>\/I.C.E.:
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'\/\/HaT N0T T0 |>0 S0 THe PiGZ \/\/0N'T <0Me!'"
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GAiL tHACKery
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