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## PH#003 ÄÍðZhit Axis Nation presentsðÍÄ W () W ##
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## Gee Thanks, PETA \||/ ##
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## Written by: Guido Sanchez _/ \_ ##
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## Dated: June 17, 1991 ##
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## Greet(s) to: Kimo, Ninja, WL, Hades, and PETA!!!! ##
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## Ying Yang BBS The Baron's Bistro FunHouse BBS ##
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## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#001 ZAN Mosque#002 ##
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## SysOp: CoP SysOp: The Baron SysOp: Erasmus ##
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ThisClaimer: This is for educational, destructional, and anarchial
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purposes... If anything happens to you, I AM responsible... but
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remember I KNOW where you LIVE!!! You can distribute this in any way
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(ZIP, by hand), but DO NOT EDIT THIS file!! If you happen to pull out
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your EDIT prog and work on this, PLEASE leave the opening screen, and
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add your additions at the end of the file...
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ThatClaimer
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Note: This article was originally written by myself, Guido
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Sanchez, on May 16, 1991 as a Text File for LAAAAA, The League of
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Anarchist, Atheist, And Anti-Christ Affairs. It has undergone a few
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changes since that release. (C) 1991 LAAAAA. (C) 1991 ZAN. Tell me
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what you think about it, because I want your feedback. You can reach
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me on any Elite or ZANist board. Thanx.
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Gee Thanks, PETA!!!
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While on the train about a month ago, I noticed some kids who
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couldn't be more than 13 years old talking about something they got in
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the mail. They had received a pamphlet from some Flat-Earther group
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like PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). The pamphlet
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had a catchy slogan like "Here are 50'000 reasons to boycott Proctor &
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Gamble". The reason they wanted to boycott Proctor and Gamble was
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because the corporation uses 50'000 animals a year for testing
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cosmetics and stuff on them. The kids were saying how they'd never use
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Proctor and Gamble's products again. Well, Proctor and Gamble make
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many products, including Toothpaste, Shampoo, and many other
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"neccesities". As usual, I thought of the most extreme case of this
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philosophy, If you can call it that. Suppose that every human in the
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world subscribed to this theory. So, having given up tolietries and
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stuff, all humans will now smell bad. But wait, you might say, there
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might be MORE things that we use "too much" that could harm the little
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adorable critters. For example, we all eat way too much meat that
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kills the creatures of the earth. Besides, we could all stand to lose
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a little weight. So every human stops eating meat. Well, these humans
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might say, the clothes that we wear are procured by either killing the
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animals or killing the animals food supply (plants). So now every
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human is walking around nude (which I know a few of you might like).
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Well, since our remaining food is just plants, we might as well give
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that up too for the same reason. So now every human is nude, smelly,
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and starving. But wait! There's more!! The water that we drink and use
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for other "neccesities" such as washing and taking Zhits could be put
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to a much better use if the little critters were allowed to drink it
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without our interference. Every human stops using water. Well, our
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houses that we build take up to much space in the critters' habitat,so
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why not just destroy them all. And 5 billion people take up a lot of
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air, so why not make it a national decree not to breathe? So now by
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our own sympathy towards these critters, we've deprived ourselves of
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the basic nessecities of life: food, shelter, clothing, water, air,
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etc. Without any air or food, our brains shrink in size and capacity.
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The opposite happens for the critters. Their brains increase in size
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and capacity. The critters are now at the stage that we once called
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Neanderthal. As they steadily evolve, we help them to by catering to
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their each and every needs. While helping to evolve them, we are
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steadily making sacrifices and devolving ourselves. Within time, I
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have no idea how much time, the critters have become humans, and we
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have become the critters. The critters, now humans, continually
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exploit us, and have no idea of their past. The planet is almost like
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The Planet of The Apes, only the movie has never been made or seen.
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More time passes, and the new human race continues to evolve, the
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human brain becomes the largest on the planet. The new animal races
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steadily devolve, becoming the smallest brains on the planet. Even
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more time passes, and the new mankind build a huge spacefaring empire.
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But then, the entire thing is blown away in a matter of a year, by a
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single Flat-Spacer group, called PETA. The new human race has made a
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grave mistake. They have gained something that has been the downfall
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of every advanced race that ever was. They have gained a conscience.
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It may seem more like Science Fiction than Philosophy or Theology, but
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the reason I put it under this category is to promote non-conformity
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and to point out the fact that this paper makes a Philosophical
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statement, kind of. Oh BTW: Sorry about that Faith paper, I know it
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was a little harsh, but just for the record: I was in a bad mood when I wrote it at 2:00 in the morning.
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Live Long and Zhit,
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Guido Sanchez
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MoPZAN
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EoLAAAAA
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