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## AN ÄÍðZhit Axis Nation presentsðÍÄ W () W ##
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## Nasty Pranks: Grammar School \||/ ##
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## Written by: Creature of Prometheus _/ \_ ##
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## Dated: 6/30/91 ##
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## Greet(s) to: Gweedo, Arual the Kewl, The Baron and ZANist... ##
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## ##
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## Ying Yang BBS The Baron's Bistro FuNHouse BBS ##
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## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#001 ZAN Mosque#002 ##
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## SysOp: CoP SysOp: The Baron SysOp: Erasmus ##
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DisClaimer: This file is for mischief uses only... Getting expelled, flunked,
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or verbally/physically harmed is not my fault!! So let's go on wid da show...
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Only the goofiest of goofy execute pranks during your adolescent
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years... As I remember way back, I was a goof...
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Here are a list of the good pranks you can do:
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Glue Seat - When your desk neighbor leaves his seat for anything, steal a bottle
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^^^^^^^^^ of glue (or use your own) from the Art Room. Open the cap and POUR
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the contents on the seat. This would work GREAT in public schools
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since the classes are busier. However, I went to a Catholic school,
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but it still worked. They would shit on it, and not notice. After
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awhile, the glue WILL dry. Elmer's School Glue is the best to use,
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since it dries WHITE! So now you have a boy/girl with a WHITE
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ass... Try to make it when he is beginning puberty!
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Falling Books - When class is practically over and you are talking with the
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ teacher or the students, this is something to have your friends
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laugh at. Open the window (preferably spring) and start to
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throw people's books outside... If you are on the 3rd floor or
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higher, you will feel like a young David Letterman. How do you
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get them back?? AHA! Ask your 'busy' teacher if you can go to
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the bathroom. If there are rules for the bathroom, then just
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leave the books. Now when walking, just go outside, and bring
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back the books. Do it a couple of times, and have friends join
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in... This is the LAST RESORT of an attempt to escape boredom.
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Save the Animals (not) - During Grammar school, teachers bring in their own pet
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ or the class' pet. A gerbil, goldfish, etc., can
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disrupt your time and attention!! However, let's have
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fun with it! Glue, Pen Ink, or some other 'liquid' can
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be poured, dropped, or injected into the pet. Steal
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some chemicals from your Science Lab and pour some Acid
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in the fishy bowl!! What will happen is obvious... No
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more pet, laughing boys, and crying girls (for you to
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comfort!)
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Expedition: SCHOOL - Since most schools are BIG, there are some places where
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ students are not allowed. One good place is the janitor's
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closet. Small, cozy, and smelly, this place can be your
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'main' HQ! There are dangerous chemicals in there, such as
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Draino, Comet, Barf Powder!! Steal some and do some
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havok... Other Pranks in the closet are: 1) lean broom on
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door, 2) leave water running and clog drain, 3) mix your
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BREW of cleaning solutions in the huge sink, 4) dirty all
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mop heads, napkins, cleaning towels, etc., 5) crazy glue
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the door, or 6) think of your own! Another SECLUDED room
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is the 'ART' room... This is where they stash construction
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paper, PAINT, and other fun stuff. Paint is valuable to
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people. Grab some and start your own fresco on the school
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walls. Just wreak FAVOR in the ART room by throwing papers
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all over the place...
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Teacher's Pervert - As being a boy, try to tease your best looking teacher...
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Drop books in front of her while she passes, so you can look
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down her shirt. While she is at the board, go and get a
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napkin. Stand next to her and pinch her butt in the air.
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People will goof off, and you will be the catalyst for their
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goofing off. Do some really perverted stuff by RUBBING
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close to her. Talk to your friends about your 'experiences'
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with your teacher... It is all lies, but funny ones!
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Vandalism - Plain and simple... Just get any kind of permanent writing utensil
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^^^^^^^^^ and write profane words in the weirdest places, Teacher's desk,
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urinals, windows, teachers cars, principals desk, anything!
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Talk with obnoxious words - During talks use funny words... Here is a list of
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ them:
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erected
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Uranus
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Winnie the Pooh
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Sperm Whale
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Social Intercourse
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Woodpecker
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Boob Tube
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Bowels
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Breast Cancer
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Rubbers (Boots)
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Homo Erectus
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etc.
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Paper Slingshots - Better than spitwads, since you don't have to taste it! ack!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Get a rubber band, and some SMALL PIECES of paper. Fold them
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into tightly-folded rectangles and half them into two
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circles. Put the crease in the middle of the rubber band and
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pull and release!! They GO FLYING and hit hard! And the
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bullets are easy to make, and easy to conceal!
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Moldy Desk - Get a banana and let it sit out. During this time, beat it
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^^^^^^^^^^ crazily, but DO NOT pop it! When you go to school, before lunch,
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stay in the room awhile, then open the banana and stick it FAR back
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in someone's desk... When they come back after the lunch period,
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their hands will be mushy and gushy with banana jam!
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LOUD Speaker! - During class movies, when the camera sits idle, find the volume
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ switch and put it to MAX! Then when the teacher turns it on, the teacher and
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closest student will be deaf... INSTANTLY!
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-CoP
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[---------]
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My brain is dead, so if there are more (and there is!) I'll add them to this and
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release it again!! Think of this as version .001! Ok watch of for:
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Nasty Pranks: High School
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Nasty Pranks: College
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How to Knock Someone out!
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