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## HT#002 ÄÍðZhit Axis Nation presentsðÍÄ W () W ##
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## Makin' Moolah FAST \||/ ##
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## Written by: Creature of Prometheus _/ \_ ##
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## Dated: 6/10/91 ##
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## Greet(s) to: EightBall and äà, ZANists!, and all who are reading this... ##
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## ##
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## Ying Yang BBS The Baron's Bistro FuNHouse BBS ##
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## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#001 ZAN Mosque#002 ##
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## SysOp: CoP SysOp: The Baron SysOp: Erasmus ##
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Disclaimer: This is for educational, destructional, and anarchial purposes..
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If anything happens to you, I AM responsible... But remember I KNOW where you
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LIVE! You can distribute this in any way (ZIP, by hand), but DO NOT EDIT
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THIS file! If you happen to pull out your EDIT prog and work on this, PLEASE
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leave the opening screen, and add your additions at the end of the file...
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]------------------------------------------------------------------------------[
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Okay, everyone wants to make money.. and FAST.. So here's a good way
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to do it. Just one restriction, you have to be a Pirate, or at least have a
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good friend that's a Pirate.. Anyway let's get on with it.
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If you're a GOOD Pirate (not a poser) then you will most likely have
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LOTS and LOTS of "Neet GNU /<-Rad WareZ" (aka Games). What you do is go to
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school and find some kids that have the same computer that you do, and are
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fairly dumb and dont know what the hell Pirating is. You ask these kids,
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"Hey man, you wanna buy some awesome games for a good low price?" and if they
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say "No!", then bust their face in, if they say "Yes!", then good. You tell
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them most of your good games, and when one catches their eye you tell them
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more about it. If they say "Okay, I like that one", you tell them a price
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you think it's worth. Now make the prices from $10-25 bucks. If it's a lame
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or okay game (like Pole Position) then say about 10 or 12 bucks. If it's a
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cool game, then say about 15 or 18 bucks.. If it's an awesome game and a NEW
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one that's not out in stores yet, then say about 20-25 bucks... If they say
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"NO WAY!! That's too much!! SHIT Man!!" then you tell them this. "HEY FUCKER,
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YOU WANNA GO BUY THE DAMN GAME IN THE FEERKIN STORE FOR 50 BUCKS, BE MY
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GUEST FAGGOT!!". Also explain to them that you are giving them complete docs
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to the game (you DO have docs for the game, dont you?) that you will print
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out on your printer. Also describe how good the game is (exaggerate a whole
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lot), and tell them it just came out in stores, brand new game.. Con them
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some more.. Also say you'll throw in another game for free (a lame one of
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course). If they wanna buy the game, then good! If they dont, then run up
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their phone bill a little with that neat little contraption you have called a
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Beige Box (you do Phreak, dont you?). If they are buying, then bring the
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disk(s) and the docs to school tomorrow and make sure you get the money before
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you give them the game.
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Now if they come to school the next day saying "That game sucks, I
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didn't like it, I want my money back" then politely say "Fuck off" and walk
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away flipping the money in your hand. You never said anything about a
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money-back guarentee, did you? Of course if the kid realizes that what you're
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doing is illegal and he is going to turn you in, you must get yourself out of
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that one.. Tell him some excuses like "No way, it's not illegal, they never
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passed that law in <your state goes here>." Or threaten to do more things
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to his phone and phone bill. If he doesn't buy that, then just kill his
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family.
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Now just do this to a lot of different kids, you make about 5 or 6
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sales you can easily get 100-120 bucks. Also, if you get a good customer that
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is cool and likes these games he gets from you, then make sure you stay
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friends with him, so you can make more money. Remember me if you make big
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bucks.. Send me 10%...
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(C) Copyright 1991 ZAN, All Rights Worth Shit 4/12/91
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Converted by CoP
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