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## ÄÍðZhit Axis Nation presentsðÍÄ W () W ##
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## Chinese Street Fighting \||/ ##
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## Written by: The Exorcist _/ \_ ##
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## Dated: 7/24/91 ##
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## Greet(s) to: Doc Logic, my teacher at school, and the godly CoP... ##
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## Ying Yang BBS The Baron's Bistro FuNHouse BBS ##
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## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#001 ZAN Mosque#002 ##
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## SysOp: CoP SysOp: The Baron SysOp: Erasmus ##
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This is a ZAN text file brought to you via The Exorcist, that great dude, who
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has brought you all the latest warez and shit.. Call my VMB at 1-312-839-3850
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and leave me the latest in warez and codes.. Hi Erasmus, you cool dude you!
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When I was about 9 years old, I was introduced to the art of Chinese Street
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fighting. I attended an exotic type ediface downtown. There was one large
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room and an old man, who ended up being my greatest role-model in the corner.
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His name will remain anonymous for the sake of my distribution of this
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information.
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The first thing we had to learn was our natural weapons.. our hands, or shoes,
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elbows, fist, etc..
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It wasn't like wax on wax off shit, but stuff that really made sense and could
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work.
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Starting at the ankle and going up there are quite a few sensitive parts of the
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human body.. parts susceptible to extreme pain.
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Ankle - Try to get a hold of the victims ankle while hes on the ground. Just
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twist in around, hey it might be hard but its worth it if he can't walk.
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Knee - Kick the knee in an upward motion with your shoes (preferably some
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heavy army shit) You can destroy all the ligaments and shit. He will be in a
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shitload of pain and won't be able to move or anything..
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Groin - hehehe.. Just kick him with your kneel, he'll be on the ground in no
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time.
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Spine - This is sorta dangerous considering that your enemy can become
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paralyzed.. Kick him with the heel of your army boot in the lower region
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between the kidneys, it is the least protected area of the spine..
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Ribs - No, not the kind you eat.. they're located at the bottom and the sides
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of your ribcage. Use the edge of your hand or just about any part of your boot
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Solar Plexus - This is located on the chest where the ribcage ends. This is
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where there are a lot of nerves so your enemy will probably fall to the ground
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with a hit from the knuckles..
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Shoulder - Grab the dude's arm and pull it behind his back, like the cops do
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in the movies.. Then jerk it upwards quickly. You will hear and feel it come
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out of the socket and unless hes Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon, they will have
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to go to the hospital, if they're still alive.
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Esophagus - Hold the dudes neck and jam your fingers into his esophagus. You
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can block the oxygen flow to his lungs and he will suffocate.
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Mouth - Use your boot and kick him in the mouth. There are lots of veins and
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arteries and he will bleed all over the place.
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Eyes - An all time favorite, make a "V" with your fore finger and second finger
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and stick it in his eyes, like in the three stooges.. Yes, but this time he
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will go blind..
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If all goes to shit, just pull out a knife or something.. maybe just rip out
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his hair..
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Although some of the stuff written here may be in jest, it can sure fuck some-
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one up for the worse...
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