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RELEASED ON 06/22/92
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INTRODUCTION
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Well, I felt this file was worthy only of release by the All Mighty Cult of
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the Dead Cow. I hope to discuss and point out some of the many wonderful and
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quite different aspects of the human equation. Among other things I will talk
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about Girls, and the passenger seat of the car... And anything else which has
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always interested me. If you feel that any of my views on these subjects are
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wrong, well then tough luck, I really don't give a shit what you think! haha
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As for a disclaimer, I really don't think it would be appropriate on this file
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since for once in my life I'm not really discussing anything illegal (wow, what
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a change of pace... Next thing you know, I'll be attending church!). I hope
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you enjoy the file, I really got a kick out of writting it... Enjoy.
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CARS IN GENERAL
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Ok, lets talk about some of those unsolved mysteries that exist in and around
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cars. First off, have you ever thought about the massive power that rests in
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the passenger seat of a car. People will literally fight for this coveted seat
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of honor in the car, lovingly refered to as 'shotgun'. And the fruits of such
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a victory are immense, why, you have full control over the Radio! Or any other
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environmental controls up there... What POWER.
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Next, how about the neverending list of people who have shitty cars, and think
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they are awesome. Is there some sort of intoxicating factor contained in Pintos
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and other classic shit cars? Why, I can even remember a Pinto stationwagon, and
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you'll need to close your eyes and try hard to imagine this, white paint job with
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pink detailing (gag!), Momo rims, and like a shitty MTX system in it. Lame cars
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attract lame sterio equiptment, and lame paint jobs. I can't explain why, but for
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some reason they just seem to.
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LOSERS IN GENERAL
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Hell, I always have gotten a kick out of losers... No one can possibly act so
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stupid and think they're sooo cool as a loser. It's always fun to listen to
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these people make plans, and then never follow through, or if they do they fail
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miserably and it's always funny to find out how.
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I always try to keep a couple losers around to make all those rainy days more
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interesting, by making them slave labor to your every whim, and loser is as loser
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does, they worship you like the god you are. hehe... They also tend to try to
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pattern themselves after you as much as possible, and if you're like cleaning
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your house out, they will come and take everything you throw out, as if it will
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help to raise them to your level. Now don't get me wrong, there are some cool
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losers, but for the most part the above is the case in dealing with them.
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MUSIC OVERVIEW
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I must point out what type of music I listen to, since there seems to be some
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sort of massive misunderstanding about this awesome form of music. It's called
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Industrial and is comprised of real hard-edge sounds and hardcore analogs, with
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heavily distorted vocals (for the most part). Bands like Front 242, Frontline
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Assembly, Skinny Puppy, and Nine Inch Nails are just a few that are in this class
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of music. Next time you're in a music store, do yourself a favor and rip off a
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CD or two, or better yet, card 'em... There ARE mailorder CD companies! I myself
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hate metal and rock, as well as country (who doesn't). But I must admit that I
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can name a couple of Pop songs that I enjoy. I do enjoy Modern, House, Acid
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House, and some of the more dancy styles, although I hate Rap, it just doesn't
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do anything for me. Anyways, enought of this, on with the point.
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My point is the fact that many metal heads don't like groups like Nine Inch
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Nails, which are alot harder then most of the metal bands, and why is this? Well
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because it's 'Industrial', and they don't like that. Well, that's sort of bull-
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shit, although I sometimes find myself falling into this myself (just the other
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day I told someone that I like everything except anything with acustic instruments
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in it. Although this is true for the most part, it's a pretty bad exageration).
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I also get a kick out of when someone who likes a group like Front 242 or Nine
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Inch Nails says they don't like dance music, since both of these groups (like
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most) have put out dance tracks (Headhunter, Down in It, etc...). If you can
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find any Acid House, that is usually VERY hardcore Analog sounding, and very
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dancy, which is cool as far as I'm concerned (Groups like Lords of Acid and
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Erotic Dissidents). And as far as most music, there are alot of cross-over
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styles, like 2-Live Crew's 'Fuck Shop' uses the guitar from Bon Jovi (and I think
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the songs sounds a HELL of a lot better than the Bon Jovi version), or Marky-
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Mark and the Funky Bunch's MTV hell-tune has a real housy sound to it although
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it's mainly rap. All my point being is that we shouldn't break ourselves into
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classifications in music, since it's sooo damn broad and overlapping.
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GIRLS IN GENERAL
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I was watching some comidian, and he described a guys real position in a girls
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mind perfectly:
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BOYFRIEND - CREDIT CARD HOLDER
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FIANCE' - GOLD CARD HOLDER
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HUSBAND - CHAPTER 11
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hahaha, I got a kick out of that, since it's sooo damn true. Which brings us to
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the first level of girls and the bullshit surrounding them, namely greed.
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If you find a girl that is not driven by greed, fuck her and keep her forever,
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but if you are like most of us, and get girls that are greedy pieces-of-shit,
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that leech off you worse than the best loser, so have to watch out. They all
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act the same, by saying shit like "I don't care if we don't do anything, as long
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as we're together." Of course, her diffinition of 'together' isn't what I would
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like to think, unless you wine and dine the bitch. If you spend a small fortune
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on her she'll suck and fuck you as much as you want, and then it's over, she
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thinks since you dipped the wick that you owe her something. Well, lemme tell
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you, you don't owe her shit.
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Another thing to NEVER do is trust a girl. They are almost always the most
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deceitful pieces-of-shit around.. If they weren't good for fucking I kill all of
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the damn bitches. I made the mistake once of trusting a girl in a scam, and I
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just barely got my ass out of getting busted... Here's how vengeful a bitch can
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be. She turned herself in just to try and bust me... Although, since men are and
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will always be smarter than most girls, I fucking tricked her sorry ass and she
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went to jail, not me. hahaha dumb bitch.
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GIRLS AND MUSIC
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Ahh, no human in the world will be more evasive then a girl on the subject of
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music. If she likes you, and you just met her you will NEVER get a straight
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answer out of her on this subject. Here is the typical conversation:
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BOY : "So tell me Girl, what kind of music are you into?"
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GIRL: "Oh, I don't know, all kinds..."
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BOY : "Well, you mean you don't have a favorite type?"
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GIRL: "Oh, I don't like country music, but other than that I like everything
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else."
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BOY : [mutters 'ya, right'] "Well, what are some of your favorite bands then?"
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GIRL: "I don't really have any, I just listen to whatever is on the radio."
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BOY : [last ditch attempt.] "What radio station do you listen to?"
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GIRL: "Oh, I don't know, I just sorta scan around."
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Oh fuck, what a worthless conversation, and if you go to the chicks house it
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turns out she only like George Michael and MC Hammer or some shit like that, but
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of course she doesn't tell you this. And the real clencher here is the fact
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that if you ever get into a fight, she'll pull this shit in, by saying something
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like "Well, you never liked the same music as me!"... Just finish the bitch and
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say "Well, you fucking said you liked everything except country, and let me tell
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you something bitch, that wasn't country!". One note on this is that unless she
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actually does have some personality and does answer truthfully, or she doesn't
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like you, she will answer almost verbatim like above.
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Another good worthless thing to do to test a bitch for uselessness is to make
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up a band and tell her you're in it. 10 to 1 she'll say something totally stupid
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like "Oh, I think I've heard some of your stuff and really liked it!" Ya, right.
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You can call yourself something completely off the wall and she'll think she's
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heard of you... Like Cult of the Dead Cow... haha...
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ARCHITECTURE
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Here's just a quick note on one of the strangest phrenomina's in the world as
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we know it today. One of the oldest and most rigid organizations ALWAYS has the
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wierdest looking buildings... Churches. Have you ever noticed, if the building
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is really wield in design, it's almost always either a sculpture, a church or
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some church-oriented group. God only knows (no pun intended) why this is the
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case, nor do I think anyone ever truely will.
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QSD AND LOSERS
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Holy shit this place is lame. If you don't know what I'm talking about just
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skip this and count yourself lucky! This is user-hell, loser-heaven. You call
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up this once-descent chat system, which is now infected with K-Rad Elite Wares
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dudes and 2 bit hack/phreak 'gods'... I regret the day I first called this place!
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The people on here are the scum of the modem world, what you were when you first
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bought you computer (Obviously you improved, or you wouldn't be reading my file
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(because chances are you couldn't read worth shit)). I don't want to spend any
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more time on them, they are lame and take my advice and NEVER CALL.
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CONCLUSION
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Well, that about wraps it up... I hope it has helped you gain more insight
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into yourself and others, and maybe realize that the world is really a fucked
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up place and that there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. Then again, was
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there ever anything you could, or any indication that it change on its own? Ah,
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but life is still wonderful, right? Anyways, I really don't need to greet anyone
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in this file, since how the hell could they help anyways, so forget it. If you
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have any awesome comments concerning this work of art, then please leave them
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to me wherever, or maybe if you know some strange occurances as well, then tell
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me so I can enlighten the world into the unknown. Until next we meet...
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Who really gives a shit anyways?
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Demon Roach [PW: THRASH cDc Board - A Classic - GREAT] 3-24 806-794-4362
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This concludes another wonderful file by Video Vindicator (C)opyright 1992
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