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Ph1l3 #oo4 [TWaT]
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How to get fuct up b/w How to fuc up others
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=By: Thanatos Pale=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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DISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLA
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IF YOU DO ANY OF THIS... I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DUMBASS
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IF YOU DIE OR GET HURT DOIN' ANY OF THIS YOU SUCK IN THE FIRST
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PLACE... THIS WILL NOT MAKE YOU A COOL PERSON NO MATTER WHAT!
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IMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDI
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PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I
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R0B0...
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Robotussin: One bottle of Robotussin extra strength cold and cough
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(8 oz.) Or the generic brand will fuck your world... After the first
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time you do it, try for two Bottles... the generic brand is much
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cheaper but both are easy to steal!
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Freon...
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The enviromentalists will hate me for this one... Oh yes your AC is
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more useful than cooling... Look on the back of your AC unit, behind
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or beside your house, (if you don't know what an AC unit looks like;
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then you're already too fucked to be doin' this) you'll see a blue
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canister... on the canister there'll be a nozzle w/ a cap on it...
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it looks like the air nozzle on a bicycle tire... get a garbage bag
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and tie up the open end and rip an inch off one of the bottom corners
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and place the hole over the nozzle... use a screw driver, finger nail,
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bolt or some other kind of object to push the pin inside the center
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of the nozzle... fill bag as needed... DO NOT DO THIS WHEN THE AC IS
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ON... IF THERE IS ANY ICE IN THE GARBAGE BAG DO NOT USE... otherwise
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take the bag and put the hole in your mouth and HUFF away... This
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makes a hole about the size of a small town in the ozone... I think
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Ciga-Joint...
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This is a favorite of mine... It's a cigarette that gives you a nice
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buzz... Buy a pack of Bugler or Drum rolling tobacco and some weed...
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roll a cigarette with three parts tobacco to one part weed... this
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smells really good and tastes even better... it allows you to have a
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good buzz but still won't get you too fucked up to drive or face your
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parents... unless you get fire ass weed... find your own ratio of
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tobacco to weed that suits you the best... Kite tobacco made by Bugler
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is menthollated and makes an interesing taste!
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Gold Seal...
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This won't fuck you up but it helps you pass urine tests... Go to
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GNC (General Nutrition Center) And buy Gold Seal and follow the
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directions on the bottle... you also can drink about 20 glasses of
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water the day before the test... you can also drink vineger or herbal
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tea... these are not 100% gauranteed... but they do help or but most
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of the time it does work... do these at least a day or two before the
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test...
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Max-Alert...
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Max-Alert can be bought at gas stations and grocery stores... all it
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is is caffeine pills... if you take about 5 you'll be wired for life
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and your hair will feel like it's growing... Max-Alert is also known
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as White Crosses... They tend to make me sick but I know plenty of
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people that enjoy it!
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Mad Dog (MD 20/20) punched...
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This takes the bite out of MD 20\20... Take your favorite bottle of
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Mad Dog and the corresponding flavor of Kool-Aid (if you get Hawaiian
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Blue Mad Dog use blue berry Kool-Aid and if you get Orange Jubilee
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then use orange Kool-Aid)... drink about 5 sips out of the bottle of
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MD and pour Kool-Aid in the bottle w/ about a half cup of sugar...
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shake the hell outta the bottle... now you have a bottle of Mad Dog
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punched... it's fuckin' good as hell!
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That's All I Could Think Of That Not Too Many
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Know About...
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PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART
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Light Beam...
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Take clear Scotch tape or adhesive tape and find a nice dark street..
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take the tape and stretch it across the street between two telephone
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posts... when a car drives up to this in the middle of the night the
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light beams hits the clear tape; there appears to be a beam of light
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across the road... of course this is harmless but it sure does scare
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the hell out of people and they sometimes panic and swerve or slam on
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bakes!
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Can't Drive...
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Take a lug wrench and remove all the lug nuts off a car (prefferably
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someone you hate)... when they decide to move their car all sorts of
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damage can happen... a broken axle, wheel damage; a lot of money,
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either way, will be spent in repairs!
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Explosive Car...
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This only works on old cars... Take a ping-pong ball and make a hole
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in it... fill the ball with crystal Drayno and put tape over the
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hole... put ball in gas tank and run like Carl Lewis on crack...
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the Drayno reacts with the gas explosivly... this can be done on new
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cars only in a different way... take a funnel and place in gas tank
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then pour liquid Drayno down funnel but this reacts instantly and
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your ass will be blown away!
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Fuck Bell...
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Put metal epoxy in the key hole on the change box... this fucks the
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phone co. by lockin' all the money in the phone... it takes more
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money and time to remove the epoxy...
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Fuckin' With Vietnamese...
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Go through a Vietnamese neighborhood and shout "do my my" (spelled
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phonetically)... this means "fuck you mother fucker"!
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Grocery Store Phun...
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Go to a grocery store and grab a buggy... Fill the buggy full of
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shit... make sure you get expensive steaks and seafood... when the
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buggy is full leave it and make your way to the nearest exit... this
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makes a pain in the ass for store employees who have to put all the
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food back... do this with several friends and several buggies!
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Laxitive Fudge...
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take some chocolate Ex-Lax and use it to replace the chocolate in the
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nearest fudge recipe... pass them out at school to all the dorks who
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think you're the "koolest"... Then watch the phun!
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This is goes out to all the Squatters around the world: May Jah
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bless you and may Bauchus send you many gifts. I spill a swill
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to all of you who aren't drinkin' with me. Everyone of ya guys
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is remembered with every drop of alcohol a drink. I would like to
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especially remember Bob the Clown... Who was put in jail with me
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for a crime that we didn't commit and is still there now!
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= Thanatos Pale =
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Chaos Punx & Drunk Rock
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