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ÜÜÜÜÜ Green Moonckaes With Dr. Seuss Centere Þ°
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SHROOM07.DOC - A Trip To The Land Of Else part 7 -
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Green Mooncakes With Dr. Seuss
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Another day has come.....it's such a happy, happy, happy, happy love. Another
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day has come. Another wave of sadness, another touch of madness. Another
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wave has come. A lot of words of comfort but there just words not answers.
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Don't wanna be alone....oh no. Another day another laugh, another light
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another star, and through it all, I'm loving you. Loving, loving, loving you.
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Another town another face, another wine another taste, and through it all I'm
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loving you. It's seems my life I'm spending, in all these woes unending.
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Another day has gone. I guess there's still tomorrow, to kill these seeds of
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sorrow. And then the war is won. Another day another war, another light
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another star. And through it all, I'm loving you, I'm loving you, loving you.
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Ohhh...I sure do. Another town another face, another wine, another taste, and
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through it all I'm loving you, I'm loving you, I'm missing you. Oh, I sure
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do. But I'll be back.
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.
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.
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.
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back with you.
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Climb up and take a riiiiiiide. A ride on the train of What Else! HA HA HAR!
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A man approaches you wielding his weapon! He looks you over....he checks
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your Stats!
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Race: Human
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Hit Points: 89
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Strength: 16
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Dexterity: 15
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Intelligence: 16
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Wisdom: 18
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The man gives a snarling grunt and walks off about his way....
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Dontcha hate when you get the KILLER MUNCHIES?! Man...I hate that.
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Crawl into the house on a bright, sunny, Saturday.....stoned all day and it's
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sloooooowly wearing off. Walk into the kitchen, nod your head to all of the
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people in Reality and try to be as less conspicuous as possible. Walk into
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the darker hallway and feel the buzzing from switching back into orbit as you
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exit the kitchen. Up the stairs. Into your room. Close the door. Sit in the
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chair and stare at the bright red color patterns coming from the clock radio.
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Feel the texture of the yellow desk. The deep brown glassy look of the
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dresser. Go into the closet and stare into the light bulb while it's on.
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Slowly slip out under the door and drip slide down the stairs like a
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waterfall. Out the front door, onto the driveway, in the street, and down the
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sewer.. Safe, away from any trouble. Through the sewer out into the fields
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where the sun shines the brightest. This is the Safety Zone. You're all
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alone in your very own little world....shifting and shaping. Frying away, and
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away into vast new lands of wonder and memories. Down, down you go. Far far
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away. Thinking about how reality and all of it's wonders (some good, some bad)
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will be here for you in about 4 hours. And you find yourself asking
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yourself...................
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why?
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I wonder what Trisha is doing these days.........
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But even after you've come down you know'll you'll be back. There are many
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tickets to:
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THE LAND OF ELSE!!
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<DUN DDDUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!>
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The Brain is a Wonderful thing. Don't waste it by yielding your boundaries of
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data input. Have you intoxicated your brain today? After all...that is where
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all of the fun and interesting things in life come from. For...without the
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Brain....we would be nothing. It's a lumpy greyish form. And right now it's
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floating around in a gallon of acid. Magical Acid. No pain. Magic Acid,
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dude.
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She don't lie, She don't lie, She don't liiiiiiieeeeeee....Cocaine.....
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crosstops and lsd, and methedrine freakout
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take some more acid and let your brains leakout
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speed ball and eightball, bounce upside down
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microdots are purple, you shoot sugar brown
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when your this high and you can do no more
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sit back, shift out, and tally your score
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high in the sky, in the deep blue void
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coming down fast, you been struck by a noid
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Alice fly by, even faster than you
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you wave hello and she wave back too
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sweat rolls down your face so slow
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your mind freaks out and starts to glow
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staring at the wall, full speed ahead
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flying and trying not to drop like lead
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watching birds fly and alligators grin
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quaff another potion and start to spin
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people knocking on your door, wheres cremator
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tell 'em to come back lator
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farther and further away you go
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where you'll stop, nobody can know
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when in doubt and decisions are hard
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just say the words, RoR - Alucard
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Have you ever had a Green Moon Cake??
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How bout twinkies and coke?
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And while we're on the subject, have you ever noticed how Dolly Madison junk
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food looks more mysterious than your regular junk food? Well, next time your
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eating or turned into a Zinger...you just give it some thought. And why did
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they end the stories of the zinger snatcher? I liked him. And why is it that
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nobody can remember dr. shrinker but me? Do YOU remember Dr. Shrinker? The
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guy who chased around 5 shrunked people early on saturday mornings. Everbody
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remembers speed racer. What about Cherry Poptart? Most definitely! Or what
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about Johnny Blaze aka the Ghost Rider! Or Alien World or twisted tales. Or
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the sleestacks. or dr. who. Those pyramids on land of the lost always
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trapped my attention. Now there is a good story. Amusing as a kid and then
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mind boggeling as an older person. Just think if there is a place like that
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in the middle of the earth. And what powers those pyramids hold. Just throw
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a few emeralds and jems around and who knows what might pop up! Heaven or
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Hell. Just put a sign reading Out To Lunch on the outside of the pyramid and
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start playing chinese marbles ontop of the glowing pedestal. maybe drop some
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acid first. then whatever happens is amplified...for a better trip....so to
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speak. I was on mushrooms during a large earthquake, and it was most highly
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amplified. junkfood junkie is a cool song. relative. and I bet when we die
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we'll find out the big secret behind mirrors. theres gotta be something magic
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about mirrors.....and also....there's no magic in this rock!
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Led Zeppelin must have made a deal with the devil because they have made some
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serious jams. hey, I think I'm coming down a tad. Well, we'll fix that right
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up.....off to the mighty Green Glacier!
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- OUT TO LUNCH -
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Santa Claus is coming to town
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His sleigh packed with new drugs and old wine
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He'll want some little girls to sit on his lap
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Watch Santa fondle their rosy cheeks that shine
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Santa can get you those disposable syringes
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Shoot up some coke and loosen some hinges
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Santa doesn't ask for your age or ID
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Burn up some coke and run him an IV
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Do crystal meth till late afternoon
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Nothin can beat that Psilocybin Mushroom
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Being up for 3 days really sucks alot
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Smoke all that speed, smoke all that pot
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Snort those long white crystal lines
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Main line that smack several times
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Can't come down, gotta stay up high
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More of my favorite drugs to help me fly
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Fly through the sky on your magic shroom
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Do some crank and really zoom!
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The next line won't rhyme because your too fucked up
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See? I told you.
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Walking through the halls of school stoned and not a care in the world.
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Hallways crowded and everybody rushing. Your just walking calmly right down
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the middle, higher than a kite. Bright sunny day, in school, wired on crank.
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Knowing that at any moment you can simply <Shift Out> of reality and leave all
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your trouble far below.............
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laurie, your a bitch, a whore and a tramp
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i'd rape you but since theres jail, I can't
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oh laughing gas, how I love you
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nothing like breathin that NO2
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Which reminds me, being stoned in a planetarium is *RAD*!!
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Being on mushrooms anywhere is *RAD*! . Well...not anywhere. Maybe right
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there. Or here.. Maybe then, or now. Or always. ETERNAL TRIP! Ouch. There
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are hallucinagens in Nethack for a reason you know....And it's rumored that if
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you leave the dungeon while on a hallucinagen then you go to heaven.......
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..or is that jail?
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Magic is a four letter word. But which word is the magic is the question.
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Could it be Hell? Or what about about drug? Or what about word? OR what
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about what? Or what about alice? or what about about? Or what about magic
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or lewis or carol or land or else or acid, coke, time, four, life, why?, oh,
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shit, i'm, loosing, it.......
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Or Dr. Seuss.....now theres another weird one. Whereever this cat in a hat
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lives, THATS WHERE I WANNA BE! I mean, get a good look at all of the neat
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things you can do. Green Eggs? HA, a kick in the pants! And people! The
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Grinch would be the first person I'd want to meet. And machines, heck, you
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could get a machine to make or do anything in a Dr. Seuss book..
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Here eat some of this magic mushroom...
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I do not WANT any magic mushrooms!
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Magic Mushroom? Magic Mushroom?
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Mushroom did you say?
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How about in a box?
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How about in a box with a fox?
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How about on a hill?
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How about with a pill?
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How about with a fox in a box on a hill with a big aqua coloured pill called
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"RoR - Alucard"?
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But, Sam-I-Am! I do not LIKE Magic Mushrooms!
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I do not like them, I say!
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Please Sam-I-Am, please go away...
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Go away? Away to where?
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With Magic Mushrooms you can go here or there
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You can go just about ANYWHERE!
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So here, take some Magic Mushroom and disappear!
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Take them in a box with some rocks
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In a boat with a goat..
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In a tree with a flee..
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On your head almost
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Go away? Away to where?
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With Magic Mushrooms you can go here or there
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You can go just about ANYWHERE!
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So here, take some Magic Mushroom and disappear!
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Take them in a box with some rocks
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In a boat with a goat..
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In a tree with a flee..
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On your head almost
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