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ݱ02 Jun 90±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±_ROR_-_ALUCARD_±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±Ý? Þ°
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Ý ** The Amazing Brain of the American Pit Bull Terrier ** Ý ?Þ°
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Ý? Þ Written by: Doctor Murdock - RoR - Þ°
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°°°The HQ of SDBP, inc - 415/236/2371°°The Electric Pub - 415/236/4380°°°°
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°Primary Drop Sites°°°°°°Rat Head - 415/524/3649°°°°°Primary Drop Sites°°°
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** THE AMAZING BRAIN OF THE AMERICAN PIT BULL TERRIER **
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Today I was sitting in the last patch of sunlight, in my backyard,
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before the sun went all the way down. With a cool tallboy in my hand and my
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dog Cremator by my side breathing heavy and looking stupid, the way he always
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does. I was sitting there enjoying my cool freshin and the buzz from the one
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before it, when the weeds from what is left of the lawn started to produce
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some cool visuals. So I picked one of 'em. (Ya know the kind of weeds that
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you used to throw like darts when you were younger, and they'd stick to other
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kids shirts?) Well, anyways, I was sticking the sharp end of the plant into
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my dogs nose and therefore goading him into a frenzy. I'd stick him in the
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nose, and then he'd leap forward and snap at the plant. I did this over and
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over and over and over again until every last bit of attention his puny brain
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could spare was centered on this little thing sticking him in the nose, and
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how even if it was the last thing he did, he would kill it. (Well, I don't
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think he thought that far in advance, but lets just assume...) So, while I
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was watching him, as he was totally amazed and infatuated with his goal, I
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had this awesome Theory!:
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Say you had an animal such as this dog, that could produce such a high
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amount of mental exertion, as only a Pit Bull can....yet be so stupid.
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What would happen if at the same time, this animal were to become confused
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beyond his comprehension?? I mean REALLY confused. It isn't that hard to do,
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it probably happens to him everyday, but not while he's in such an excited
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condition. Now....on with the theory: Now the dog is trying with all his
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physical and mental might to kill this little plant that you are teasing him
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with. He wants that plant DEAD! So you continually provoke him with the weed
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AND verbally. Then when you feel that his mental power is producing it's
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maximum output, you THROW the weed into a field of matching plants which ALL
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look identical!!!!!!
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What does he do?? He immediately, without thinking, LEAPS into that field at
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the location he best feels the plant landed at. He lands and quickly looks
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around!! He sees HUNDRED, THOUSANDS of these things that he has such a
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sadistic desire to mutilate!! He doesn't know what to DO!!!
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My theory is this: Because this animal is so fucking BRAINLESS, and at the
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same time can exert such a tremendous energy towards it's obsession, that it
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simply cannot exist on the same intellectual dimension as other animals or
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lifeforms that aren't experiencing the same state as itself, and therefore
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will immediately Spontaneously Combust!!!!
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(Note: This can happen to you or me also. But it would take years of
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mental discipline and preparation to get to our minds to the point of
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such an uncontrollable drive.
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* That's my Theory anyway. Maybe in the future I'll do mass studies on this
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and win a nobel prize. Or maybe I'll just buy another six pack....
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(Note#2: I called my dog stupid several times in this post, but it's only
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because I had to stress the matter. I'd just like to say that the
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DOG is TRULY Mans Best Friend. As he is mine. RoR......)
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Call these other fine boards.....
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-= The Legion Outpost.........................................415/521/7413 =-
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-= Lunatic Labs...............................................213/655/0691 =-
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-= Bad Dudes Hideout..........................................415/391/0704 =-
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-= Skeleton Crue..............................................415/376/8060 =-
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