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| 1990 |:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| 1990 |
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RoR-Alucard SHAWN-DA-LAY BOY PRODUCTIONS INCORPERATED RoR-Alucard
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"Feeding .^....^. Fossil Pig ~Psychedelic~ .^....^. "Feeding
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Everyone's ! .\/. ! Text File ! .\/. ! Everyone's
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Head." (. oo .) Distribution System (. oo .) Head."
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FILE NUMBER: 002 (. oo .) "la la la la..."
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How To Get Fucked-Up
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On Things Laying Around The House
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By RatSnatcher
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| 1990 |::::::::::::::::::::::::| Presentation |:::::::::::::::::::::::| 1990 |
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[ Introduction ]
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Yes, i'm afraid it's true... sometimes there is no easy or good way to alter
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your brain waves and enhance your thinking. In other words sometimes you can't
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afford beers or any other drug: weed, LSD, coke, et cetera. Maybe you can't
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get out to the beer store. Maybe you're too young to buy, and the person who
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usually buys for you has recently died. Maybe your local drug dealer has been
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arrested.
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I have found my self in this terrible scenario many a time and have developed
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some useful techniques for getting fucked up with every day things just laying
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around the house. I was sitting around drinking some beers and decided I should
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write this beauty text file to share some of these techniques with you.
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Special note on Sleep Deprevation
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There's really one secret too all these home recipes. The buzz is intensified
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if you have been up without sleep for a long time. In fact, if you don't sleep
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for a long, long time, you will start to hallucinate! It's true... I know,
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because I do it all the time. If you go many hours without sleep and try some
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of these methods, the lack of sleep will intensify your buzz!
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Nitrous Oxide and Whippit World.
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One common thing in many refrigerators is whipped cream. Yeah it tastes good,
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but what's interesting about it is that the kind in pressurized containers, that
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you can buy at any grocery store, contain a GOOD hit or two of nitous oxide.
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You probably know what this is, but just in case you don't, I'll tell you. It's
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a gas that will give you a nice buzz. Sometimes it's called Laughing Gas. It's
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one of the gases that dentists use when they do really painful dental work.
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In a fresh can there are, depending on the size of your lungs, 1 to 3 good hits
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of nitrous oxide. The best way to do this is to try to hyperventalate a little
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first, by inhaling and exhaling real fast before you suck the gas up. Don't
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shake the can up, because that will make the cream absorb some of the gas! Just
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hold the can upright, exhale fully, then put the nozzle to your mouth. Release
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the gas, and inhale deeply. Hold it in as long as you can! If you do this right
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with four or five cans, you might go to Whippit World, where everything is red
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and black, and you're in slow motion with the Bells of the Gods echoing in your
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ears.
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You might want to plan ahead. If you live with your parents, invent some reason
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you need a lot of whipped cream. Make sure that the fridge is stocked with 4-5
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cans at all times!
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Pills
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There are probably lots of things to get fucked up on in you medicine cabinet.
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decongestants and antihistimines taken in the right combination and in the right
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amount will fuck you up good, but you'll have to experiment with the proper
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dosages for your body. If you live at home with your parents, look for any
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prescription narcotics. Those are CHOICE home drugs and depending on how bad
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a kid you are, your parents might have a good supply of Valium! Valium mixed
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with one of those alcohols listed above will get you nicely buzzed. In fact I
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think I'm going to go sneak a few right now, before I continue with this special
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file!
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White-Out and Model Airplane Glue.
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Here's a longer buzz. Well, most of you have probably tried this, but did it
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work? It should have if you did it right. The idea is "sniffing glue". Well
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this works with a lot of chemical type things you'll find around the house. The
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best way to find out what works best for you is to try everything out. What
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works really well for me is White-Out. The best technique I have found is to
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take either a large plastic baggy or a small paper bag, put a generous helping
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of the home intoxication agent at the bottom of it, then putting the opening
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of the bag over your nose and mouth, hyperventalating into it. It takes awhile,
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but it does work... course you'll be fried for awhile afterwards.
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Things to Smoke
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Well you know about clove cigarettes right? Well cloves actually have slight
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hallucinagenic properties. You probably have some cloves in your kitchen
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cabinet. It's easiest if they are already ground up, but if they aren't that's
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cool too, because unground ones are fresher. You can smash them with a hammer
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and smoke them up in a pipe. If you don't have a pipe, use a coke can by putting
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a dent in the top, poking a hole in the center of the dent, and breathing in the
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smoke through the opening on the top. (You use the dent as a bowl for the
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cloves.)
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Nutmeg is also supposed to have some hallucinagenic qualities similar to LSD,
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I think I'm gonna to smoke some up tonight and see what happens.
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Alcohol
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You know, just because you don't have beers or hard alcohol, that doesn't mean
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you can't get drunk. There are probably things all over your house that have
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drinkable alcohol in them. For instance:
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Mouth Wash : 25-30% Alcohol
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Nyquil : 25% + major other body chemistry altering drugs!
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Hope this file has givin' you some ideas... There are probably more things
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around your house, but I forget what they are eh.
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RoR-Alucard!
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e probably more things
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around your house, but I forget what they are eh.
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RoR-Alucard!
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