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PPP
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Proudly Present
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Another
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Phucked Phreak Production
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*708/808/7629** **Friday, February 22, 1991** **Vol #1*
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* Written By: Phlash *
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* CopyMUCH 1991 (M) Phucked Phreak Productions *
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* Phucked Phreak Productions Memebers Include: *
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* Spanky - Stelgar - The Wizard - Phlash *
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"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
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prohibitting the free excercise thereof; or abbridging the freedom of
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speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to
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assemble, and to petition the Goverment for a redress of grievances"
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Under the above Law set forth in the First Amendment To The Constution
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Of The United States Of America, The Author releases this work into the
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pubic domain for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
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**INTRO**
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This is a file on fighting to win.
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**VOL #6**
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This is my first attempt at writing a file dedicated to
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self-defense. I wish to make it clear that I am not an
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ANARCHIST - I believe in government, I believe in the police, I
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even believe in taxes. (Sometimes). However, the police are
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never around when one needs them. Therefore it is sometimes
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required for one's well-being to be able to kick the living shit
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out of an aggressor.
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A few things to remember:
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o This is not boxing. Nobody is going to step in to stop the
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fight if you end up unconscious.
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o This is not wrestling. Don't pull any punches or do tricky
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moves. (Noone in the history of the world has used a move he
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learned from watching wrestling to win a fight)
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o There's no such thing as fighting dirty. If it keeps you
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alive, it's fair.
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Ok, now, the specifics:
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If you are fighting someone who is obviously better equipped
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to win, RUN. Being brave doesn't equal being smart.
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If you thought the above line was directed towards someone
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else, the section below is for you:
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FIGHTING AND WINNING:
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When fighting, aim for certain points. These points are:
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| O O | <-------- The eyes (Classic 3 Stooges)
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| < | <-------- Bridge of nose or right below nose
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| --- | <-------- Below ear, next to jaw
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|_____| <-------- Base of skull
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____| |___<-------- Base of neck
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/ /| |
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| | | X <----------- Solar plexus (Right in middle,
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| | | | below rib cage.)
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/ . . <---------- Duh........
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| / \ |
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| | | | <----- Knee joint
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| \ <------------ Stomp on foot, right near ankle
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Nose: If you strike with the edge of your hand, karate
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chop style, right below the eyes, you can cause SERIOUS
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pain. Strike right below the nose and it's bad enough to
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cause unconsciousness.
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Ear: Below the ear and behind the jaw is a small
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indentation. Press on it with your thumb. Ouch.
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Jab with your thumb right at that spot, and you'll cause
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pain, unconscious, and if you do it too hard, death.
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Base of skull: Karate chop yourself in the back of your
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neck. Aim upwards. There are two big tendons that form a
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large flat area. Strike in this area, and you'll nail some
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nerves. It feels like an electric shock. Do it hard, and
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it feels like a 220 volt line running head to foot.
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Base of neck: I mean the place where you see spies in spy
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movies karate chop. You won't knock anybody out with this, but you
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can disable their arm pretty well. If you hit their collar
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bone, you'll hear a loud crack. They won't be able to
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move their arm after that.
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Solar plexus - Jab with a finger. They won't be able to
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breathe.
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Testicles - Last resort if you want to retain SOME dignity.
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Knee joint - If you're knocked down, hook your right ankle
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around their right heel, and kick their kneecap with your
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left foot. No more skiing. Ever. If you do this, you may
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be sued, so only use it if you're dead meat.
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Foot - If grabbed from behind, stomp their foot, and drive
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your elbow into their solar plexus.
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WEAPONS:
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Weapons are good and bad. Good when you've got them, bad
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otherwise. Stay away from knives and guns - It's too easy
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to accidentally kill someone. (Killing is not good. Forget
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what TV shows tell you - Kill someone and you will not have
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a life worth living anymore, unless you can PROVE it was
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self-defense.) I use a stun gun. SG's are non-lethal and
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safe. Get a good one - 100k volts or more. I use a 50,000
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volt gun, and it takes 3 seconds of contact to subdue. Get
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a 120kV and your attacker will be airborne in 1 to 1.5
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seconds. Another goody is a thonged club. A steel bar with
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a strong nylon thong is intimidating and quick. Just don't
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hit the person's head if you want to stay out of jail -
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Stick to forearms and hipbones. Nice and painful.
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Also - Don't neglect our friend, the bullwhip. Those whips
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exceed Mach 1 at the tips. (The crack you hear is a sonic
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boom) Extremely non-lethal and painful as hell.
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This file was written by PHLASH. If you have any questions,
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just post a message to the main board on the Jackass BBS.
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If you are interested in joining our writing staff, please contact the
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SysOp at the BBS below.
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Phucked Phreak Productions
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