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BBS
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Proudly Presents
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Another
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Phucked Phreak Production
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*708/808/7629** **Monday-January 28, 1991** **Vol #1*
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** Stuff About Stoners (PT1) **
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* CopyMUCH 1991 (M) Spanky/PPP/JAckass BBS *
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"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
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prohibitting the free excercise thereof; or abbridging the freedom of
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speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to
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assemble, and to petition the Goverment for a redress of grievances"
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Under the above Law set forth in the First Amendment To The Constitution
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Of The United States Of America, The Author releases this work into the
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pubic domain for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
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**Intro**
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This is the first in a series of NEW Gphiles...Phucked Phreak Productions
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was formed to write Anarchy and other kick ass text files...It gets real
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old after ya see just about every Gphile in the world...Most dating back
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to the early 80's....Other projects that are in the wings, is some NEW
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updated information on many old subjects and other tripped out things
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just to cheese on...
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**Vol #1**
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The first thing that we must do is decide if your are indeed a Stoner..
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The following is a short test..If you are a TRUE stoner, then you will get
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4 out of 5 right...They are rather simple... Answers follow the test..
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1) Although not as popular as other forms of Pot consumption, it is
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beleived to be way to obtain the best high..
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2) What class of drugs does Pot fit into?
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3) What is commonly known to be the best type of Pot?
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4) What is the cost of Pot for a quarter ounce as of the date this file
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was written?
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5) If you smoked the same amount of Pot in a bowl or a joint, which would
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get you more high and why?
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Other facts:
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1) Most stoners are the creativ type.
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2) Stoners are of all ages
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3) All cool stoners know what a Hooka is.
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4) Most REAL stoners never cough!
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5) All REAL stoners have at least one kick ass pipe!
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Answers:
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1) Eating it..In brownies or cookies..
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2) Mild Hallucinogenic..
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3) Skunk Bud..
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4) $40-$60 depending on where you live.
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5) A joint because the resin accumulates at the end..
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If you answered at least 4 of the 5 right, then you are probably a true
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stoner..If the other things fit you too, then you truly are a stoner..If
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you are a stoner then lets go on..If you are not, then ya need to smoke
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some more pot....
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Everybody is always looking for the perfect smoking device...I will give
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ya a short summary of what have turned out to be the best for me....
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Bowl/Pipe - By far the Proto Pipe..Available for $39.95 from Proto Pipe
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Inc. It has a patented design which includes a removable
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canister that holds 5 spare bowls of pot..It also comes with a
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hardened steel pick for cleaning and removing he built in
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resin chamber...Done in nice brass, it has a permanant screen
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and a flip over cap. Yet with all this, it small enough to be
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concealed in the palm of your hand and not a problem to
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crotch..
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Proto Pipe Inc.
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P.O. Box 129
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Willits, CA. 95490
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Bong - With so many shapes and sizes it is hard to say..If I had to
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vote for just one it would be the Graphics Glass 18"...It is
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large enough to give ya a great hit, yet small enough to hide
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in a closet.
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Papers - JOB 1.25 or Zig Zag.
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Well that should about do it for Part one....Look for part two coming
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soon.
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If you are intrested in joining Phucked Phreak Productions and help write
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some great NEW Gphiles, the contact Spanky (SysOp) at JAckass BBS..
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Please do your part and distribute this file EVERYWHERE!!
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