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Hello!
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My name is The Wiz Kid and I thought I'd introduce my self. I'm a 17 year
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old, blonde hair, blue eyed stud. I've been active in computers for about 6
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years and I go to IBM on Tuesday nights and take courses in programing
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languages and engineering. I ended up becoming an officer and now I'm in charge
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of the computers (hardware and software) that we use. I have an IBM xt at home
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and there is definately someting wrong with the hard drive. I keep getting
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cross-linked clusters. Oh well, anyway....I'm a member of the National Honor
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Society (whoop-de-shit!) and as you can see I'm very modest. I take german and
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just recently came back from a tour of Germany, Switzerland, Austria, and
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Liechtenstien (who gives a flying fuck how it's spelled anyway!). I don't
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swear and I don't drink. I hate smoking although I can smoke but don't.
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(What'd he say????)
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Just to let you know -- I like music. I'm listening to The Cutting Crew's
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"I just died in your arms tonight." Yes I like it because it's my
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(sort of-)girlfriend's and mine song. No I'm not going out with her 'cause she
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lives in Camp Hill, Penn. and I live in Red Hook, New York. She's awesome
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though. Her name is Kelly and she got a 1300 on her SAT's (not bad) and God is
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she built! We first met in Germany (Munich to be exact) and it was love at
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first sight ('couse she was drunk at the time,but....)
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I like to write (or ramble as they say) but I never get a chance to 'cause
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I'm so busy. It's been that way since I attended Dutchess Community College
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when I was 11. That's were I started learning about computers and also how to
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solve the dreded logic-problems. I like to dance and have a good time. I'm a
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conservative Party-animal I guess You'd say.
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The only thing that'll get me away from my computer is a girl, a dance, a
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party, or something exciting with many people (a group orgy for example). My
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goal in life is to know everyone in the world. I'm so friendly it's pathetic
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(and so is my spelling!) I wanted to start a textfile BBS but I need to get a
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beter modem. I presently have a Bell dataphone 300/1200 but it dosen't answer
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and to use 300 baud you have to take it of the high-speed setting. The board's
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name is SHADOWFIRE so please don't use it if you happen to set up your own.
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YES...I'm a hacker but not a real serious one (at least not like K-rad
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anyway). I haven't decided where I will attend college yet but I still have
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time to make that decision. I was thinking of MIT, RPI, RIT, Syracuse, Fordham,
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or something along that line. My grades aren't good enough though
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(choke-cough-gag).
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I'm a runner or at least I was until I acquired runner's knee. I'm making a
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come-back though. I only weigh 150 lbs. but I'm not really skinny (I'm
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definately not overwieght though). I guess you could say I'm about right.
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I used to compete in long-distance stuff. To be frank, I couldn't take the
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sprinter's work-out.
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What's my real name? The Wiz Kid is my real name. Some people call me Joe Stud
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but that's only at school. I answer to almost any name. Some people think I
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look like Tommy on Alice but they say I'm better looking than him. Who really
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knows. Anyhow...
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I like any kind of music. I like almost any kind of girl. I eat almost
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anything. And I'm a whimp. I hate fighting...I guess 'cause I'm too outgoing.
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Shit, I even talk to myself. I guess I'm lonely too. I live in a hick town is
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the sticks. And You think Robinson Crusoe had it tough!!!
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I was co-sysop of RHOBB (I think I still am) but the owner got power crazed
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and since I condone non-destuctive hacking (giggle) I didn't tell him that some
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locked-out users had aquired sysop status on thier own under different names.
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One even pretended to be a girl and the power crazed operater fell in love with
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"her". That was so hilarious! What a real riot!
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Well I best get going, I have plenty of work to do yet.
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Later dudes!
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The Wiz Kid |