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submit to you:
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/ F U N \
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< R A D I O L O G Y F U N P A G E S >
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Number 1
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Written by:Abby Hoffman
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The Dissident
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Entered in textfile form by:Mr. Pez
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Kids, the Fun Pages (and whoa-ho, aren't they fun?) are to teach you all basic
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knowledge of that modern miracle, nuclear power. Now, get your pencils out,
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and prepare for a brain-teasin' good time!
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-Mr. Pez
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1) Addition.
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ex. 5 nanocuries + 28 nanocuries= FATAL
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ex. 3 nanocuries + 5 nanocuries= COOL
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REMEMBER, 30 NANOCURIES IS HARMFUL!
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a. 13 nanocuries + 26 nanocuries=
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b. 20 nanocuries + 21 nanocuries=
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c. 18 nanocuries + 12 nanocuries=
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d. 16 nanocuries + 12 nanocuries=
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e. 38 nanocuries + 147 nanocuries=
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2) If the Nuclear Regulatory Comminsion hires six jumpers, how long will each
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be able to live undisturbed by disease or angry hippie demonstrators?
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3) What is the height of Indian Point 2's dome if it is made up of 1,505 inch-
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thick blocks?
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4) If a truck carrying two tons of radioactive waste tips over, spilling the
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material on the roadbed, how many lanes will be close? How much property
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will be destroyed?
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5) If all of the radiological waste in Elizabeth, New Jersey, is uncovered,
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how much of the world population will be destroyed?
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6) If there is a meltdown, how many rods must be removed in order to stop the
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chain reaction?
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7) Draw lines to complete the following:
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ANIMAL RUNS THROUGH TURNS THE COLOR
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Cat Plutonium Red
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Dog Uranium Green
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Frog Radium Purple
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Anteater Thorium Pink Polka-Dot
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Lou Ferrigno Carbon 14 Silver
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8) J M L That scrambled word game!
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U B E
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a) ULHSS
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( ) _ _ _ ( )
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b) RUSHOD
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_ _ _ ( )( )( )
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c) NCOPA
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d) BROOT
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( ) _ _ ( ) _
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e) REALC
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( )( ) _ _ _
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f) MNEU
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( ) _ _ ( )
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Print answer here:
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HINT: Adds that extra BANG! in your day
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( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( ) ( )( )( )( )( )
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9) In Houston, a 12 kiloton atom bomb is dropped. How many people will vomit
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the color green? (not including dogs on heartworm pills)
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10) If a cat enters a nuclear power plant, how many lives will it have left
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after it leaves?
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11) Which is safest?
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a. Working for organized crime
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b. Eating ptomaine-infected potatos
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c. Working in an asbestos factory
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d. Living in Buchanan, New York
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12) If all of the plutonium in South Carolina is uncovered, how large a bomb
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can be made?
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13) If a missile is launched with a 45 MPH tailwind, how much time will be
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saved from the 20 minute flying time?
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Thank you for answering these questions...they will be graded later for the
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FUN quotient. In the meantime, why don't you call these boards?
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The Woodstock Nation..........(914)-___-____ (Abby's board went down,
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unfortunately, but the
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SPIRIT of the Nation lives
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on, right, brothers?)
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Home of Abby and myself...Every night from 10pm to 6am
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And, other boards I suggest -
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____N_a_m_e______ ___N_u_m_b_e_r__ __Software__ ___S_y_s_o_p_____ _Baudrate_
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The Works! ! [914]-238-8195 ! PCBoard ! Jason Scott ! 300/1200 !
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The Darque Side ! [408]-245-SPAM ! WaffleNET ! DS^3 Club !3/12/2400 !
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Thieve's World ! [616]-344-2718 ! FIDO ! Thomas Covenant ! 300/1200 !
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Terrapin Station ! [505]-865-0883 ! AE:TAC ! Count Nibble ! 300/1200 !
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The Brewery ! [314]-394-8259 ! WWIV/Forum ! Beer Wolf ! 300/1200 !
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