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| Octothorpe Productions | Presents.....
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Not necessarily InfoCom: The Osuny Meeting.
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Written by The Slipped Disk and The Joker.
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MEETING PLACE
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>LOOK
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MEETING PLACE
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You are in the assigned meeting place for the infamous OSUNY meeting. There
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are two benches, plants, and a small garbage can. Shoppers pass by in all
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directions, off to buy their needed wares. There is a RADIO CRAP to the north,
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a SAM GOODY'S to the south, and a JC PENNEY'S to the east. There is no one you
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recognize to be found.
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>WHO AM I?
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You are Frank Roberts.
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>INVENTORY
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You are carrying:
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A Bell lineman's test-set & Helmet
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The Slipped Disk's Disk Collection
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Several illegal drugs
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>GO NORTH
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ENTRANCE TO RADIO CRAP
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You are standing in front of the Galleria Radio Crap. From here you can see
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inside, where two figures, one large, one medium sized are hassling some
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employees.
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>EXAMINE FIGURES
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You cannot see the figures from here.
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>GO INTO THE RADIO CRAP
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RADIO CRAP
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You are inside the Galleria Radio Crap. Various cheap equipment is out for
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display, along with several computers in the back. There is a counter to your
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left, where a Radio Crap employee is waiting eagerly (and stupidly) for your
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buisness.
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The figures are hassling several employees.
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>EXAMINE FIGURES.
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Closer inspection reveals the figures to be none other than THE DATAMASTER
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and THE JOKER. The Datamaster is notably pissed with one of the employees, and
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is pointing to a piece of equipment in his hand. The Joker is not quite as
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pissed, but he is standing behind The Datamaster and making obscene gestures at
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the employees.
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>EXAMINE EQUIPMENT.
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The equipment is a Radio Crap Model III keyboard.
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>LISTEN IN
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"What do you mean, I can't order this part?!?"
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"Sir, To the best of my knowledge, we're out of stock."
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"BULLSHIT! Listen, I've had this computer longer than you've been in the job
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market! THE PART IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE AVAILIABLE!"
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"Sir...."
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>TALK TO DATAMASTER AND JOKER
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Hearing your voice, The Datamaster turns, smiles, and walks away from the
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stammering employee. The Joker gives the shmucks one last finger before
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quickly following him.
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<You have recieved 10 points for this action!>
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>GET DATAMASTER AND JOKER
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The Datamaster and The Joker are now following you.
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>EXIT RADIO CRAP
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ENTRANCE TO RADIO CRAP
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>S
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MEETING PLACE
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>DROP DATAMASTER AND JOKER
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The Datamaster and The Joker are now sitting down, talking quickly about how
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unquestionably stupid Radio Crap employees are.
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>GO INTO SAM GOODY'S
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SAM GOODY'S
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You are now inside the Sam Goody's Record store. Various customers are
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milling around the many aisles of records and tapes. A counter is to your
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left, where a teenage girl is doing her nails and talking on the store phone.
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She does not see you.
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>GO TO THE RECORD SECTION
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You must be more specific.
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>GO TO THE "P" SECTION
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Bill The Cat is here, looking around carefully and studying the Pink Floyd
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records. He is wearing a Bell helmet and is preparing to unzip his jacket.
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>TALK TO BILL
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Which Bill do you mean, The phone bill, the record bill, or Bill the Cat?
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>BILL THE CAT
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Bill almost jumps through the ceiling at the sound of his name. Turning
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around and whipping out a test phone as a weapon, he notices who you are and
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calms down almost immediately.
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>GET BILL THE CAT
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Bill is reluctant to leave, saying he has other things in mind, like the
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liberation of the Pink Floyd records.
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>OFFER BILL THE CAT SOME OF THE ILLEGAL DRUGS AND GET BILL THE CAT.
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You have now fully caught Bill's attention. He follows you around eagerly
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now.
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Taken.
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<You have recieved 15 points for this action!>
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>EXIT SAM GOODY'S
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MEETING PLACE
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The Datamaster and The Joker are here, talking quickly about how
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unquestionably stupid Radio Crap employees are.
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>DROP BILL THE CAT
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Seeing The Datamaster and The Joker, Bill The Cat quicly gains their
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attention and sits down. They all start chatting about how unquestionably
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stupid most employees in the Galleria are.
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>GO EAST
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ENTRANCE TO JC PENNEY'S
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You are in front of the JC Penney's Department store. There is a loud noise
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coming from inside.
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>LISTEN TO NOISE
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You cannot discern the exact context of the noise, but the words "b00g!
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Terror Ferret!" are being yelled many times.
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>ENTER JC PENNEY'S
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JC PENNEY'S
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This is the great JC Penney's, a large department store, and one of the main
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attractions of the Galleria Mall. There are a wide selection of goods along
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many aisles and hallways. There are a multitude of shoppers milling around the
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area, and one can here the distant sound of cash registers.
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The sounds of JC Penney's are broken by the scream of "Avenge The Magic
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Triangle! Long live Ferret Velocity!" You see several JC Penney's employees
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running around a nearby corner with a strange individual wearing a `b00g' hat
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and a `Thank You For Not Setting Me On Fire' T-shirt. He is carring a large
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pool cue, no doubt borrowed from the sporting goods section.
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>EXAMINE INDIVIDUAL
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It is none other than THE SLIPPED DISK, who is obviously mad about something.
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>TALK TO THE SLIPPED DISK
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He runs by without noticing you.
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>AGAIN
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He has changed weapons, this time holding a touch lamp. He ignores you again.
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>WHAT IS THE TIME?
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The time is 1:50 P.M. Saturday the 12th. The meeting starts in 10 minutes.
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>HOLD UP THE SLIPPED DISK'S DISK COLLECTION
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Seeing his one true love, The Slipped Disk drops his weapon and comes running
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faithfully to you.
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>GIVE THE SLIPPED DISK'S DISK COLLECTION TO THE SLIPPED DISK
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He takes his collection gratefully.
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<You have recieved 25 points for this action!>
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>GET THE SLIPPED DISK
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He follows you happily, sifting through his disks...
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>EXIT JC PENNEY'S
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MEETING PLACE
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>QUIT GAME
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If you quit now, your score will be 50, or the rank of Intelligent SysOp. Do
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you really want to quit? (Y/N) Y
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arious cheap equipment is out for
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display, along wit |