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"Textfiles"
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To the tune of "Big Time" - Peter Gabriel
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Written By Jason Scott on March 9th, 1987
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Congratulations. It's my first parody in about a year.
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(Hi there!)
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I've got textfiles, I'm writing them. (huh!)
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I'm gonna leech them all, yeah! (hey!)
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So much megs left to leech,
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I'm gonna fill my hard driveEEEE
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Uhhhhhhhhh.....
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The C-Nets that I've called, are all use-less
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They act real proud of 10 "g-philes"
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But not me! I've got more than that!
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I've searched them out.
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I've been filling my drive, from lots of AE's that I ride.
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It's not enough, I'm getting rough,
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With my Leechlist, my big big leechlist
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I check and mark them, and then I ARC them
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So I have more meg space
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And I will read all my textfiles
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But the pagelength is 4 miles...
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Textfiles! I'm on my way to gigabytes..
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Textfiles! Ooo Yes!
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Textfiles! I'm gonna read them all, yeah!
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Textfiles!
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Textfiles! So much info out there..
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Textfiles! I'm gonna leech them all, yeah!
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Textfiles!
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oOOOOOooooOoooo
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oOOOOOooooOoooo
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My hard drive has lots of cool files
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Like "Real Pirates" and "The guide to Sprint"
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"How to fuck the dead", and "Getting Fake I.D."
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And always they're real fun
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But it's real good that I take time to think
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`Bout making Bombs in my kitchen sink
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Or dumping urine in a party drink....
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'Cause I know that they're still textfiles,
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And you can't know who wrote them...
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Textfiles! I'm on my way to hectobytes,
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Textfiles! (Huh!)
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Textfiles! I've got to leech them all, yeah!
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Textfiles!
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Textfiles! So much info to grab..
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Textfiles! I'm gonna leech them all, yeah..
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Textfiles!
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Textfiles! My drive's getting fuller!
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Textfiles! My board's getting fuller!
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Textfiles! My greed's getting greater..
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Textfiles! And my tape drive...
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Textfiles! My list is getting bigger
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Textfiles! And my floppy disks.
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Textfiles! Look at my phone call fares
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Textfiles! Someday I might get rad
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rad
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rad
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rad
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rad
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rad
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rad
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rad
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rad
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rad
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rad rad rad
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rad
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