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|| This country sucks, because... ||
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||Written especially for the 4th of July so you can think about this country ||
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|| A Neon Knights Presentation, written by The Outland ||
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This file was written especially for those of you celebrating the 4th of July
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so you can remember all the problems our country has, basically because it
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sucks.
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This country sucks, because the government locks away people who try to kill
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politicians. Why lock away someone who wants to control the dick population?
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This country sucks, because the government feels that halucinagenic drugs
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should be illegal. Ted Kennedy is such an angel, his doesn't snort cocaine.
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This country sucks, because the government and state municipalities feel
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speeding over 55 MPH should be illegal. Go to West Germany.
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This country sucks, because they ban music because it corrupts young children.
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The PMRC has their fists up their cazoo's!
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This country sucks, because they feel someone saying FUCK in a movie means that
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anyone under 14 can't watch it.
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This country sucks, because the FCC is ran by a bunch of fat sweating assholes.
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This country sucks, because the FCC thinks saying BUGAR over the radio is
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illegal.
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This country sucks, because the FDA feels IUDs are dangerous.
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This country sucks, because the FDA hasn't noticed that teen pregnancies have
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risen 35% since the ban of IUDs.
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This country sucks, because religious freaks like Jerry Falwell can intimidate
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companies like 7-11 to not sell Playboy because it's "DIRTY SEX".
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This country sucks, because is Jerry Falwell's father didn't know about DIRTY
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SEX he'd still be swimming around in his fathers balls!
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This country sucks, because they close liquor stores on Sundays when everyone
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can come in on Saturday and buy liquor for Sunday.
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This country sucks, because the FCC allows religion to be forced upon us in
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our own homes on TV when the Constitution says "Freedom of religion".
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This country sucks, because the ARMY recruits soldiers to protect our
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governments vital interests like the Persian Gulf.
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This country sucks, because our government is so blind they don't realize
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nearly 40,000 blacks have died in South Africa in one year for their
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position on FREEDOM.
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This country sucks, because the wives of all congress-men joined together in
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the PMRC to ban rock music. The congress-men don't hesitate to do as their
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wives ask because all they want is someplace to stick their wicks.
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This country sucks, because they don't legalize prostitution in Whore houses.
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This country sucks, because they don't realize Wayne Nuitan is an ugly SOB.
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This country sucks, because our government feels nuclear arms are mearly
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peace makers.
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This country sucks, because Congress blows smoke up Reagan's ass in peace
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making with the Soviets; "They're up to no good!"
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This country sucks, because the government taxes everything we do, except wipe
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our asses, and put all the money in Congress.
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This country sucks, because every hour Congress wastes 5 million dollars of our
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money on MISC. EXPENSES. ie: Cocaine, Blow Jobs for All, Whores and Porsches.
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This country sucks, because all the good looking women are bitches and
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wouldn't fuck ANY guy if they were the last man on earth.
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This country sucks, because the government forces us to get a liscense for just
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about everything we do, except wipe our asses.
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This country sucks, because the government is so single minded they think all
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BBS' are corrupt and plan to control them.
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This country sucks, because they allow Mexicans in to take our jobs for lower
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pay.
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This country sucks, because the Jackson family lives in it.
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This country sucks, because they won't recognize Hardcore and Metal as music
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put it on the Top 40 list. What's wrong with "I Kill Children!", anyway?
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This country sucks, because they don't allow anyone under 21 to buy liquor.
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This is why teenage alcoholism is higher than in England where there is lower
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control.
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This country sucks, because they tax love. We have to pay a marriage tax you
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know.
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This country sucks, because our goverment is always sticking it's head where
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it isn't wanted and the result is many of OUR lives lost. Ie, Vietnam and
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the Korean War. WWII was just, because Hitler was fucked up.
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This country sucks, because all the fat ugly jingoists go to see movies like
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Cobra, Rambo, Rocky IV, Commando and Delta Force.
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This country sucks, because they don't let people like Jello Bifra into office
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because his policy is "I'll kill all the bums in San Fransisco".
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This country sucks, because the government doesn't finish it's work once they
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started. Why didn't we kill Khadafy? Sure sure, send Rambo. A true
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American panacea.
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So let's all move over to England!
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Actually, this country is one of few in the world that allows freedom so we
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should be thankful we are even allowed to say such things in this file. So
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when you celebrate the 4th of July don't forget to shoot off fire crackers on
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the beach. Why? Because your NOT ALLOWED. And all you gutless terds who
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don't, then sell beer to minors.
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Thanks to Uncle Scam, who without all his corruptness there wouldn't have been
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anything to write about...
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