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: Shit, here goes the neighborhood... :
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.-: Written by: The Dark Wizard :-.
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'.`.- of Metal Communications Inc -.`.'
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.`.'.`.'.`.'.`.'.`.'.`.'.`.'.`.'.`.'.`.
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: Call .~.'.~. Call .~.'.~. Call :
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: "'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'" :
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: MetalLand West.........503-538:0761 :
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: MetalLand East.........201-528:6467 :
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: Metal AE...............201-879:6668 :
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: Metal Works AE.........313-663:8103 :
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: ":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":" :
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: Passwords for the Metalic AE's :
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: MetalLand East..............ZANDAR :
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: Metal AE......................KILL :
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: Metal Works AE................RAPE :
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This file was written on: 01/15/1986!
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To begin, one of the first things is I could give a shit if I mispell
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something! so if I do who the hell cares! On to the fun....
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To really get ready to fuck up the neighborhood, your going to need a few
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things:
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.-: 1 lighter (or alot of matches)
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.-: 1 bottle of rubber cement
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.-: 1 large set of fire crackers
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.-: 10 whicks rolled in gun powder
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.-: bb gun (nice... but not NEEDED)
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.-: AT LEAST 30 rolls of T.P.
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.-: 1 air horn
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.-: impact explosives (about 1 jar)
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.-: ballberings (100 should do...)
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.-: 1 razor blade (or knife)
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That should do... Heres the basic guide to fucking making a total annoyance
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out of yourself:
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Stay up most of the night (best on a week night) and and plan to venture out at
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about 2:30 to 3:30.
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Before to take off carefully select a house with the following qualites:
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Lots of tress (hiding, papering, etc.)
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No lights (if there is shoot them the night before!)
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No dogs (outside, if there is than you can: A: Kill it, B: Drug it, C:
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Knock it out)
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Make sure the people are home! (more fun that way!)
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Okay, now you've took all this time to pick the fucking thing out so... Might
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as well do something fun an thrash the hell out it!!!
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First, approach the house with the the fun shit... take you impact explosives
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and place them on the tires of there cars! ( listen for then explosion in the
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morning!hahaha) Whats that there are on cars well shit, we can't let these go
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to waste! So heres a nother trick. put it under the door mat!
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Take the rubber cement and paint a line down the door and down the steps. Take
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the whicks and tie then together, then place one end at the base of the door
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touching the cement (we'll come back to this later...). After ya do that place
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the ball berings all ove the porch.
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Now, you have all this fuckin' toliet paper laying around well...decorate the
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trees!!! Get a nice little start on one and throw the fucker as high as you
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can! If you don't want to waste half of the shit catch it on the other side...
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Ok,ok, well I'm dieing to slit some thing!! Whats that? a new paint job?!
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ah, a great place to ingrave nice polite(haha) phrase... Try something like:
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Fuck off and die , or for something a little more origional try: Your a god
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damn, cock sucking bi-sexual with aids! (whew!)
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The trees are looking cool, the car has a new inscription, and the fire line is
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set... now it's time to get serious...
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Tie the loose end of the whicks to the whick on the fire crackers. You should
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have a nice long whick, ut not too long for the effect! What your going to do
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is this:
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Light the CENTER of the whick and MAKE SURE that BOTH ends are burning! when
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trere about ready to catch lay on the horn!!! Trust me.. it will scare the
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living shit out of 'em!!!
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Be sure to take off so you don't get caught! Or, is your don't give a shit
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wait for them to open the door, laugh like hell and run!!
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I'm sure that the neibors will like your decorating job... don't you?!
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When you get home lay back, and rember those impacts on the car wheels.. haha
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I'd like to see the look on the guys face when he opens the door, trips on the
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ball berings, lands in the fire and is cusing his ass off!!!
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It's been a rough night to treat your self to a cold one...
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...nuf evah oS !!lleh sa ynnuf 'nikcuf s'it dna siht did I dna sdneirf wef a,
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seY
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:.~.:.~.:.~.:.~.:.~.:.~.:.~.:.~.:.~.:.
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This has been a Metal Communications
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Production... And don't be fuckin' with
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the file!
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:.~.:.~.:.~.:.~.:.~.:.~.:.~.:.~.:.~.:.
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C r e d i t s !
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-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-
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Thanks to the following: Iron Maiden,
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whos album was the only one long enough
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to last me thru this!
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R a g s
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-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-
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Colinal Cursor is a fucking LEECH!! No thanks to the damn phone which was
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ringing so fucking many times I could bearly get this done! and my third rag
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is to Steve Conley... your a god damn cock sucking bi-sexual with AIDS!!!!
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(he was the lucky person...)
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.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.
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: Any complaints... well is so then :
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: I don't want to hear 'em!!! :
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.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.
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