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I guess I am back again for another phun loving experience in....
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The Metallian's Indepth Disscussions!
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Officially Volume #4! (OHH BOY!)
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By the way, fuck you if you have 40columns only!
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Hi!
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Well, good day again! If this is your first experience with "The Metallian
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Words" files, these are fucked files written by me, of course, while under the
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influence of intoxicating beverages(in laymens terms: Fucking Fucked Up!) So
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just sit back, turn the strobe on and enjoy this, documented proof, that when
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the term"Your fucking fucked up dude!" highly pertains to me at this point in my
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life...being, I just returned from a 5hr. party! So enough with all of this
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bullshit!
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First Matter tonight:
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Here is a new concept for all of you dudes that like to really fuck yourselves
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up...
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First, get your favorite beverage, (Wine, Champagne, Beer, Vodka, etc.) a
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whole lot of it! Next, move your stereo speakers so that there is one on each
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side of you, or wear headphones. Next, turn the lights out. Then, turn your
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strobe light on(or mabye one on each side of the room), and put on Led
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Zeppelin's The Song Remains The Same album, and start chugging down your
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beverage. This is garrentied to fuck you up quick! Note: I have heard that
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similar effects can be felt using Jimi Hendrix albums, but I have not yet tried
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that. Second Note: Also can be pleasurable with the company of the opposite
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sex, or if you are like Black Kat(an asshole) the company of Rock Hudson or some
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of his 'bosum buddies'! Enjoy, and tell me how it works out!
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Second Matter: Life
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These questions have been bothering me for some time...
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How's the weather? Is it snowing? Is the snow still white? Do you have a
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cold because of the snow? Would you care if you did? Would anyone care if you
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had a cold? Would anyone care if you died? Would you? Would I? Would your
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parents? (NO!) If the world were to end tomorrow would everyone die? Or just
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the special people? Or mabye just the not so special people? Would anyone
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care? Would we go to heaven? Would we go to hell? Would we just sit in the
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ground and make fossil fuel? Would it matter? Is there life after death? Or
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just death after death? Would it really make a difference? What difference
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does it make?
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I think I will go to sleep, or mabye I won't?
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How are those for some great words of wisdom for today? Meditate on those for
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a while, and come back when you are done...
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Are you fucked up??? I ask myself that question every day or so? Actually,
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my parents ask it more than I do. Well, here is a short guideline to tell if
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you are truely "Fucked Up"!
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--Do you wonder who when you look at your hand it looks green?
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--Do you look down and see you have grown another foot?
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--Do you talk to someone on the phone, and realize 10minutes in to the
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discussion that you are really talking to your hand?
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--Does your monitor look like it is in 180column text?
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--Do you count how many times your strobe light comes on in an hour?
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--Can you stand up without moving?
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--Do you wonder when they put the 10lane highway on your block?
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--Do you look at your watch and it says "69:98zm"?
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--Do you wake up the next morning and all the shrubs in your front yard
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seem a little flattened?
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--Do you write down something and then forget what you wrote?
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--Did you think to just read what you wrote again?
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--Did you think you were getting your high score on a video game, then
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finally realize you were playing the demonstration?
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--Did you write a fucked file like this?
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If you answered all of these questions 'Yes' then you are truely fucked up
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as bad as I am!
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Third or Fourth(can't remember) Matter: Whatever
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First, I highly suggest that you read the first three Metallian words files!
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I would hate to think that I got fucked up for nothing, except to get fucked!
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Also, call my goddamn board, it is there, so call it, or you are a goddamn
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fucking son of a bitching butt fucking asshole if you don't!
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Also, while you are here, I want to voice my opinion!
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There was some sysop guide that was truely fucked, I wish I could remember it,
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I think it was real sysop's survival guide, or just real sysop's guide, or one
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of those ones, I can't remember..but anyways, the fucker doesn't know what the
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hell he is talking about, and he is a asshole, and I hate you, and yourt momma
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dresses you funny, and you riek like my sisters fucking used tampoons so die
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motherfucker...and have a nice day! You know who you are! It was the one with
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that goddamn shit about 'Real Sysops don't take there phone off the hook when
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the board is down' and such similar shit! I can't remember why I hated that
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file so much, but I do so fuck you! If I followed the guidelines in that file I
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would be the worst sysop, with the most worthless board there was!
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Also, I would like to point out that, to the people that call my board and cry
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about some of the things that don't work on my system you can fuck off! Because
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I don't have time for it, I don't spend my life at the computer! And I don't
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have time to validate people every damn day! So fuck you Black Kat you are a
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fucking leech and a loser, and I hope you are reading this damn file because I
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am going to kill your family, rape your sister, and kill your dog, or mabye I
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would be hard to tell the difference between your dog and your sister! (Blue
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Bucceneer--Remember this talk?)
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Well, boy's and girls, I hope you are enjoying yourselves, sorry bout' the
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bitchen, I am just in that sorta mood. And if you don't like it then fuck off!
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SMILE, IT WILL MAKE PEOPLE WONDER WHAT YOU ARE UP TO!
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Kill a commie for mommie!
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Life Breeds Pain!
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Life is much like death...except that it is different!
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A few more 'What Assholes Do'!
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Assholes write games like "The Search" and distribute it...sorry Man O War,
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but I must say that your game has to be the shittiest impression of a ware I
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have seen since Chronicales of Narnia!
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Assholes call Cat-Furs and can't figure why they can't connect with there
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Microscrodem!
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Assholes give a shit whether you can spell or not!
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Assholes Smell like shit, therefore I they are!
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Assholes don't call Metal Communications / Neon Knights systems!
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Assholes can't type!
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Assholes are offended by material in this file!
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Assholes without apples still can't figure out why they get hung up when they
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go to Cat-Fur!
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Assholes cry to mommie when they see that neato new peripheral that they want
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soooo bad!
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Assholes are assholes!
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Ok, enough assholes....
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Well, I am getting tired again, so I think I had better go! (Ohh No!)
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+--------------------------------------+
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! You were caller #666000666 !
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! Legion of Doom C64 System !
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! Your sysop: Mr. Legion !
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! co-sysop: Mr. Doom !
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+--------------------------------------+
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No offence intended to LOD, just to the assholes who try to get off on using
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the name to get users, who are just going to hang up in pity!
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Well...this is enough....
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Ohh, by the way, call these radical systems!!!!!!
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The Metalland 1 10Meg Super System!
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AE-BBS-Cat-Fur-24hrs-7Dys!
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---[503]538-0761---
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The Mordor 10Megs AE300,1200
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PW:ZANDAR 201-528-6467
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The Metal AE PW:KILL
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---201-879-(666)8
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The MetalWorks AE
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PW:RAPE 313-663-CANT REMEMBER! But call it when you see the number because
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it is cool!
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The Resturant At The End Of The Universe 10Megs System!
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[609]921-1994...be there!
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All the above systems are bitchen!
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Well, guess I will talk later......
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Your Guide...
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The Metallian!
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Metal Communications Inc.
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The Neon Knights.
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The Rebel Alliance.
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Black Metal.
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Catch ya later...
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DISCLAIMER: I disclaim, therefore I am.
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No, I didn't understand that either?!
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Special thanx to: Jennifer & Cheri for getting me so fucked up tonight, to
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enable me to write this file!
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Just plain old regular thanx for no reason to:
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The Blade, Zandar Zan, Jolly Roger, The Outland, General Phreakenstien, White
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Knight, The Sprinter, Feyd Rautha, The Master of Reality, Stroker, The
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Excaliber(call me damnit!), The Blue Bucceneer, The Apothecary, and The Prophet!
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(C)opyprotected, at least it will be when you put a write protect tab on this
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disk! All Rights Reviewed, and rewritten for my benefit!
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Patend Pending Release
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This file is good for all debts, public or private, or just to be deleted.
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Please upload this everywhere!
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Look, I even said please!
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Be Looking for the next Metal Communications/Neon Knights file coming to a
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system near you, or available direct from all of the above mentioned boards!
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(C)1986 MCI & NK
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Written the Knight of Wednesday, Mar. 26th 1986.
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See ya..
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