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[:-) (-:] [:-) (-:] [:-) (-:] [:-) (-:] [:-) (-:] [:-) (-:] [:-)
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(-:] HOW TO KILL THE EASTER BUNNY DEAD! (-:]
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[:-) WRITTEN BY THE OUTLAND OF THE NEON KNIGHTS [:-)
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[:-)[A PERSON EXPERIENCE ON HOW TO EXTERMINATE THAT DAMN REPULSIVEBUNNY!][:-)
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[:-)MILLIWAYS 10 MEGABYTES/BBS/AE/CATFUR/1200.............(609)/921-1994 [:-)
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AFTER KILLING SANTA CLAUS LAST DECEMBER I DECIDED TO OUT DO MYSELF BY KILLING
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PETER COTTON TAIL (THAT DAMN EASTER BUNNY). WHAT COULD BE MORE SICK THAN A
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REPULSIVE BUNNY COMING AROUND AND GIVING YOUNG CHILDREN CANDY AND FILLING THEIR
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HEARTS WITH JOY? IT'S A LITTLE EASIER THAN SANTA CLAUS, SANTA WAS A BITCH TO
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KILL BECAUSE HE WAS SO DAMN FAT! SO IF YOU SEE THE EASTER BUNNY COME BY YOUR
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HOUSE TAKE ANY OF THE SUGGESTIONS IN THIS FILE. (IF HE COMES TO MY HOUSE IT
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WILL BE THE LAST EGG THE FUCKER EVER LAYS).
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[more]
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LAY LAND MINES IN THE YARD, WHEN HE HOPS ONTO ONE BOOM!
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STICK AN M-80 UP HIS ASS AND WATCH THE FUCKER HOP AROUND THE PLACE UNTIL HIS
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ASS GETS BLOWN TO HELL.
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WHEN THE BUNNY PUTS AN EGG INTO A BASKET, STAB HIS PAW WITH A FORK!
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WHILE YOU HAVE HIS PAW FORKED TO THE GROUND, TAKE A LIGHTER TO HIS EARS.
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CUT HIS TAIL OFF AND GIVE IT TO A KID.
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SHOOT HIM THROUGH THE NECK WITH A BOW.
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SHOOT A LAND TO LAND MISSILE AT HIM AND WATCH THE SUCKER BURN.
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POUR GASOLINE ON HIM WHEN HE COMES UNDER YOUR FRONT DOOR AND LIGHT THE LITTLE
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FUCK UP. WATCH HIM HOP AROUND THE YARD IN CIRCLES AS HE BURNS TO DEATH!
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BOOBY TRAP YOUR EASTER BASKET SO WHEN THE LITTLE RABBIT LAYS SOME EGGS INTO THE
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BASKET HIS PAYS GET BLOWN OFF. NOW WATCH HIM TRY TO HOP AGAIN.
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[more]
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BREAK HIS PAWS AND LEGS AND PROD HIM WITH A FORK TO MAKE HIM TRY AND HOP. SEE
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HOW MUCH PAIN HE IS IN BEFORE THE DAMN FUCKER DIES.
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NAIL HIS TAIL TO THE ROAD AND RUN HIM OVER WITH A STEAM ROLLER.
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TIE A ROPE AROUND HIS NECK AND SWING HIM AROUND AND AROUND.
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ATTACH A FISHING LINE TO HIS MOUTH AND CAST HIM OUT AND REEL HIM IN SEVERAL
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TIMES. THEN GO DEEP SEA FISHING IN SHARK WATERS.
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TIE A ROPE AROUND HIS NECK AND TIE THE OTHER END TO THE BUMPER OF A PUBLIC BUS.
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HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER AS HE LAYS SOME EGGS IN A BASKET.
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HOLD HIM HOSTAGE AND ASK FOR SOME MONEY, KILL HIM ANYWAY AND DO ME A FAVOR.
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GRAB A HOLD OF THE REPULSIVE ANIMAL AND SHAVE HIM, THEN PAINT HIM RED. SET HIM
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INTO A FIELD AND SEE HOW LONG HE LIVES DURING HUNTING SEASON.
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FIRE A FLAME THROWER AT THE SON-OF-A-BITCH AND WATCH HIM SQUIRM.
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[more]
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THROW HIM OUT THE WINDOW OF A SPEEDING CAR INTO A WALL.
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DROP HIM OUT THE WINDOW OF A PLANE IN FLIGHT ONTO THE GROUND.
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TRAP HIM AND PUT HIM INTO A CAGE WITH EITHER A VERY VICIOUS CAT OR A FLAMING
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HOMOSEXUAL. WATCH THE CAT, OR THE FAG FOR THAT MATTER, RIP HIM APART.
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LISTEN TO OLD PETE OINK LIKE A PIG AS THE FAG PRODS HIM.
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A FEW THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD EASTER RABBIT:
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1) USE HIM AS A FLOOR MAT
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2) GIVE HIM TO YOUR DOG AS A TOY
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3) USE HIS FUR TO PUT OUT CIGARETTES/CIGARS/...FAVORITE NARCOTICS...
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4) STICK A WIRE UP HIS ASS AND USE HIM FOR A TV ANTENNA
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5) USE HIM TO SOAK UP OIL ON THE GARAGE FLOOR
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6) TIE HIS NOSE TO HIS TAIL AND USE HIM AS A BASE BALL
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THAT'S IT, HAPPY KILLING. LOOK FOR OTHER FILES SUCH AS "KILLING KUPIDS",
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"SACRIFICING ST. PATTIE", "HOW TO KILL SANTA CLAUS DEAD".
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[more]
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THIS HAS BEEN A NEON KNIGHTS RELEASE. KEEP THIS IN MIND:
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"WE ARE THE NEON KNIGHTS, AND YOU SUCK. YOU REALLY DO SUCK!"
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I WOULD ESPECIALLY LIKE TO THANK ALL THE FOLLOWING FOR THEIR HELP:
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THE BLADE, JOLLY*ROGER, ZANDAR ZAN, THE METALLIAN, METAL COMMUNICATIONS,
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(JUST A FEW OTHERS HERE), THE EASTER BUNNY FOR LETTING ME KILL HIM DEAD, NCFPEB
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(NATIONAL COMMITEE FOR THE PROTECTION OF EASTER BUNNIES), NATO, THE USSR, THE
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DEAD MILKMEN FOR BLARING "FUCKED UP WORLD" AS I WROTE THIS, THE APOTHECARY, THE
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DARK KNIGHT, GOD, MY FRIENDS IN CALIFORNIA WHO ARE NOW SERVING 2 YEARS IN JD
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FOR BEING BAD, MY FRIENDS AT THE FBI, MABELL FOR BEING IGNORANT, KILLER KURT,
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DAVE, JIM, MY X, FBPA (FEDERAL BUNNY PROTECTION AGENCY), ROSE AND ELLEN FOR
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BEING SO COOL TO US, AND OF COURSE MIKE FOR BEING SUCH A SUCK-FUCKING DICK! (A
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FEW OTHERS,BUT I WONT GO INTO DETAIL)
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