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- Driving Fun I -
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- By The Blade and The High Lord Satan -
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- A Neon Knight/Metal Communications/Black Metal Presentation -
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The Neon fuckups are back, and raising Hell if a different way, with a very
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deadly tool if used in the right manner, the age old automobile. Well Henery
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(Ford that is), you've made another pastime for us to perfect, Death and
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Destruction by automobile. So lets go see what things the Blade does with
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his car (its a Jap Datsun pickup w/11 inch body/spring lift and 36 inch
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off-roader tires, great for running over/hitting things).
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One thing thats great fun is on Halloween (when everybody does it) get all
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your friends together who have pickups, get 5 or 10 people in the back with
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eggs and have a all out war against each other, and hit the stupid little kids
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who are trying to have to good time trick or treating, run em' over, and take
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their candy. Hit houses, take out the mailboxes with baseball bats, and
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ruin your paint job at the same time. Last Halloween, I got pulled over
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by the pigs, they said I had 4 seperate complaints on my truck for harassment,
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destruction on property, you fuckin name it. The funniest thing was that
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one of my friends in the back of my truck hit the councilman's daughter in
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the face with an egg, that was funny. I bullshitted with the cop and the
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fuckin councilman for an hour then they dropped all charges and let me go home
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to mommy and daddy. What dumasses, cops are stupid.
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O, I live in an 99 percent WASP/R. Catolitic community, so you could say some
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of us are narrow minded when it comes to certain things, such as Black people,
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spics, jews, mormans, ricans, and other ignorant groups. Well there's a town
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not too far away called Mo-town, witch is about 60 percent black, and 59 outa
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that 60 are ignorant and have jobs that pay 2.65 an hour (sorta like deaf and
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umb people). Well, I did this a couple times, and its fuckin fun as hell,
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it's call Nigger Polo. You need a pickup, 6 guys in back, 6 baseball bats,
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and a shotgun (in case you get mobbed by 200 of em). Drive down the street,
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and yell slurs like 'Hey niggeas, i gots sum watamelen heres for ya' or
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'my granddady fuckin owned ya' fatah' that shit gets em' pissed and chasin,
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so when they get near the truck, try to crush their skull, or take off their
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noses in one swing. But this game isn't all fun, if you drop your bat, you
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gotta go get it, its a bitch trying to get a bat when 30 nigs are beteen you
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and it.
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Its garbage day, and all dose nice rubbermaid and galvinized steel cans are
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just waiting to be run over. Some of you people can't do this cause it'll
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fuck up your undercarrige of your auto, but if you have a nigger machine like
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me, its a fielday. Its a riot to see flattened cans all up and down the
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street, with used tampons scattered across the road.
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Remeber when you were an ass and rode your bike around town, and people would
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honk at you, throw things at you, and sometimes run you off the road.
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One thing good about my truck, it has air horns, which you can hear 2 miles
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away. Its funny when you blow the horn at bikers and they fuckin freak out and
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crash. The most memoriable time was when some guy was riding across this
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small bridige, I fuckin' hit the horn, the bike hit the guardrail on the
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bridge, the handlebars got wedged inbetween the rails, it filpped him over
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he rail, into the river, I fuckin could'nt stay on the road cause i was
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laughin so hard. I wonder what ever happend to him...
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Big wheels are a great advantage in ripping up people's lawns. When they are
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home is the funniest, just take off your plates and your set for destruction.
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Thow the baby in first and cut the wheel, plow time! shit, the lawn in now
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a plowed plain. They call the cops, but you're 4 wheelin and long gone...
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This part takes guts, but if you are fucked in the head, you don't care when
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others die. The famous phrase 'Hit and Run' well describes this activity,
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but instead of running, fuckin spin! Old people are the easiest target cause
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they don't move very fast, and they die the quickest. My old friend (who is
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now in jail) and I went out one night to the city. We got sloshed and drove
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around (In New York City, they can't tell when you are fucked up, cause no
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one knows how to drive anyway) and went to Brooklyn, where alot of old fucks
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live, some old lady was waiting to cross the street, is was some side street
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and it was around 11 p.m., well, nobody was in sight, so we waived her to
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cross in front of us, she was all happy, untill Joe(to not mention names)
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floored it and creamed her, it <20>́2չ<32><D5B9><EFBFBD><1A><>͕<EFBFBD><CD95><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>сJ<D181>ѽ<EFBFBD><1A><>ٽ<EFBFBD>ѥ<EFBFBD><D1A5><EFBFBD>5<EFBFBD>
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on the side of the road, we took off and drank some more...
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Highway/Freeway/Turnpike driving can get very boring at times because there
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is not much to look at, and you do one steady speed, like 70 or 80 mph.
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Well, if you have an car that does'nt handle very well at high speeds,
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then take it out on other people, get into the fast lane, and go 55.
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This pisses people off majorly, and when they try to pass on the right,
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pull over into that lane, as long as you don't break the speed limit,
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you can't get in trouble. It's one way to make hiway driving fun.
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Well, im getting tired, and in a few more months there will be new experiences
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to write about, so look for driving fun // somewhere near you.
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I'm in no way responsible for anything that the end person kills, destroys,
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pillages, rapes, hurts, or burns. Its your life do what you want, I am.
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Call these:
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The Metal Ae pw-KILL 1200 only/4drives 201-879-6668
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The Metalworks Ae pw-RAPE 1200/2 drives 313-663-8103
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Metalland One (ind) 300/202 10meg AE/BBS/FUR 503-538-0761
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Manyways BBS (ind) 300/202 10meg AE/BBS/FUR 609-921-1994
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Treasure Island Ae pw-RUSH 1200 only/8 drives 414-547-2805
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Of course thanks to:
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Killer Kurt, Zandar Zan, The Metallian, Jolly*Roger, The Outland, Datsun,
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Dick Cepek, White Knight, Metal Bastard, Master of Reality, Exodus, King
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Diamond, and my friend in jail.
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Written on April 1, 1986 (C)1986 The Neon Knights
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No part of this file may be published in any form of mass media, such as
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Newspapers, Magizines, or T.V. without written consent from The Neon Knights.
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See you in HELL!!!!!!
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