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<| by:Jolly*Roger |>
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<| Neon Knights/Metal Communications |>
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Okay, so your saying to yourself, "Why is this guy telling me how to be a
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Druguser?" Well because drugs are great to take to parties and share with girls,
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take before you go home and have to face the folks, or just when your sitting
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around trying to deal with reality! There God's gift to us so we can say 'What
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the fuck!' when we want too.
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Now that we got that over with, here is what ya have to do:
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First, depending on what kind of mood your in and how much of a cash flow you
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have go buy some drugs. If you don't have a whole lot of money then go buy some
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Weed (Herb, Grass, Marijuana and for all you smartasses Cannabis Hemp). Get a
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good amount, say an ounce or so. On the way back from talking to your friendly
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local dealer, you may want to stop by the good old paraphernalia shop and pick
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up some equipment. I recommend steamroller type bong. There not to expensive and
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they cut down on smoke loss that could be in your lungs affecting you.
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The next drug, and probably the most exspensive, is Coke. This stuff is great
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because it's compact and can be taken everywhere, including the class room while
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the teacher is rattling on about something stupid. While in the classroom, just
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lay down a couple lines get out the Burgerking straw,and walah! A portable
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party! Boy aren't we having fun now! When buying coke, it's good to buy massive
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quantities as it usually runs out quick once you start. Coke users who buy big
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amounts always like to make halves with it. For example: I go and buy my usual
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amount of 1/4 an ounce. Then starts the fun part! Playing with the Coke. We make
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1/4 into 1/8ths onto 1/16ths until we work our way down to grams. then we start
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the snorting. Mmmm, ahhh that feels awesome! hold on, gotta the sniffles.........
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Okay, now that we've covered the 2 most popular drugs, let's take on to the
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Psychedelic drugs. We'll start off with Acid, or Trip. This stuff is great, it's
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also cheap and plentiful. Another good thing about it is that it lasts 8-12
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hours, which means I can take one at breakfast and get through school, and I
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won't be down until say, around dinner. Aren't you glad you now know these
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little known facts about drugs?
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Let's go into another very little known, natural drug: Psychedelic 'Shrooms.
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These little fuckers go great in salads, stews, gravies, and soups. They add
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that little extra touch mom has been looking for in her cooking (Boy won't mom
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and dad be funny looking after dinner!) Well now that we've had a nice drug out
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day, it's Miller time! Go buy that ice-cold case of beer and start slamming,
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because every drug user knows, there's nothing like a cold beer to get rid of
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that cotton-mouth!
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I would like to thank the following for inspiration:
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Kurt, Satan, Dave, Black Sabbath, The Duke, Tony, My Brain, My Drug Dealer,
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My parents (Who gimme my allowance that I use to 'play video games', and The
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Roach.
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Call these boards:
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Metalland I 503/538-0761 AE/BBS/CF 10 MEGS
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The Metal AE (201)-879-(666)8 PW:KILL
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Seven Cities of Gold 307/382-4006 10 megs BBS/AE
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