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((___)) ((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
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\ / presents... \ /
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(` ') (` ')
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(U) (U)
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SCOTTY'S TALE OF SEX AND DEATH
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by Racer X
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>>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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Scotty was a guy just out of his teens. He never really was sexually
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satisfied. The reason for this was Scotty was a very picky young man. If he
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didn't like the way a girl straddled than he just didn't want her. Scotty was
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always looking for something new to tingle his dingle. He finally realized
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that animal sex was the answer to his problems. So, Scotty frolicked about the
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animal kingdom, in search of a species strong enough to appease his sexual
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appetite. He injected many animals with his long, flaming rod (of course
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excluding the insect world). He eventually became bored with the animals he
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sexed; he wanted an animal with real horsepower - a jackass, a mule, a
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donkey... whatever.
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So, Scotty quested for his dream partner until finally, there it was,
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standing tough and strong in a stable on someone's farm (whom he didn't know,
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by the way). Scotty looked upon the jackass and thought to himself, "This is
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gonna be good...I can feel it." The animal stood silently, not knowing of
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Scotty's existence. Scotty said to the jackass, "Now you be good and you'll
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get a nice lil' treat..." Little did Scotty know, he was in for a little treat
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himself. So Scotty went on to his sexual calling.
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Scotty stood behind the mule, inspecting the anus which would soon be
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his. It looked tight enough to handle his masculinity. Scotty was indeed
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horny over this particular animal. He depantsed himself quickly and with an
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excruciating thrust, the jackass was his. Scotty pushed, thrusted, jammed, and
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rammed his manhood into his zoological partner. Scotty groaned and howled...
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he was enjoying it too much. But unfortunately, I can't say the same for the
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jackass. He tried to pull away but just could not escape from the power of
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Scotty's arms. So with a quick HEE-HAW, the donkey leaned a bit forward,
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raised his feet and booted the living hell out of Scotty. The two hooves made
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a permanent impression in poor Scotty's chest. Scotty lay on the ground,
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bleeding and panting (short of breath, y'know? Wouldn't you be if a jackass
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you were fucking kicked the shit outta your chest?). Sad enough for him, the
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animal wasn't finished. Scotty, with an attempt to sit up, was immediately
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thrashed once again by the jackass's hooves, this time across the face. Blood
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and phlegm poured from Scotty's nose and throat (he was a bit congested that
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day). A nail protruding from the jackass's shoes also caught hold of sad
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Scotty's eye, ripping it clean out of his skull. Veins and arteries dangled
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from Scotty's eye sockets while he lay placidly on the floor of the stable.
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The jackass watched Scotty for any movement which could possibly hint at a sign
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of life. After a time, Scotty turned his head with a groan (bad move on his
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part, eh?). At that moment, the jackass charged in life-threatening fury. He
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gave one last kick to Scotty's body... straight to the groin. The hoof pene-
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trated Scotty's scrotum, crushing his testicles. Blood and urine gushed from
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Scotty's bladder. His penis, now severed, rested peacefully in a soft bed of
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hay, barely recognizable as a bloody limp stump. Scotty found his death bed,
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although it wasn't what he was hoping for. The body sat motionless and quite
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dead in a pool of blood, urine, phlegm, sperm, and hay. The jackass looked on
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with amazement and immediately ran to the adjacent stable.
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Yes, there is a moral to this story.... Whether you like it or not...
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DON'T EVER SCREW WITH A JACKASS.
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(c)1988 cDc communications by Racer X 7/5/88-62
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All Rights Worth Shit
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