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| Eye am a Modemer |
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(to the tune of 'Eye of the Beholder' by 'tallica)
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^^roughly^^
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another g0d-like file by morpheous
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| an lom release |
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out of extreme post-holiday fatigue (too many 'save the
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ethiopians' commercials I guess) I created the theme
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song for lom <or anyone else fed up with the geeks of
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the world>. Enjoy.
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Do you hate what I hate?
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Geeks are an offense
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Their /<-mart modems only cost six cents.
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Can U tYpE lIke I kAn?
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SHIFT KEY STICKING AGAIN
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Why don't you try lower case, it's the way of men.
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Are you pissed like I am?
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Utterly distressed
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Why do these losers think they are all blessed?
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Do you call why I call?
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I don't want no WaRezzZ
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d/ling nifty games is for lamer fagzz.
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--chorus--
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Doesn't matter what computer you own
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Or if you're a dweeb or g0d
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You can still BBS the k-k00l way
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If it's done the E-lIte way
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LOWER-CASE LIMITED
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Free your shift key today
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Good posts are up to YOU my friend
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Free your lowercase today
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Your posts are the words that bind
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Loserdom or eliteness their reward
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Who do these losers think they are?
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Why do they only type unintelligent trash
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It's their faces I want to smash!
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Do you smoke what I smoke?
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They all just say NO!
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To their nearest dealer they all should go.
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Do you post what I post?
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It's okay to be mellow
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No need for a word processor, like that Av*t*r fellow
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--chorus--
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Do you have any sort of mind?
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Do you know how to read
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Your stupidity makes my brain bleed.
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You too can be like the lom
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You can do it your own way
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Just do it the E-lIte way.
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--chorusx2--
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reIgN in BLoOd UndeR a LacERAtED Sky; nOw I SHAll ReiGN in BLooD
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(c) 1988 December 28th, 1988 11:45 pm All rights douched away
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