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...presents... BELLKORE Exposed!
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by Oderus Urungus
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__//////\ -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- /\\\\\\__
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Est. 1984 \\\\\\/ cDc paramedia: text #333-08/01/1997 \////// Est. 1984
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|__heal_the_sick__raise_the_dead__cleanse_the_lepers__cast_out_demons__|
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I've been into a certain system lately. I'm not going to say which, and
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what it concerns. But I've found some things on this system which could
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scare the SHIT out of most people. I read a lot of E-MAIL and was trying to
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piece together what the execs were talking about, but it was all clear when I
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intercepted this file. Below I've pasted a copy of the BELLKORE proposal
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plan, in which BELLKORE administrators depict the future for BELLKORE and all
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of humanity.
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FOR BELLKORE ADMINISTRATORS ONLY
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BELLKORE PROPOSAL FOR GLOBAL CHANGE
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-------- -------- --- ------ ------
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1. There is currently a piece of Bell Propaganda in every North American
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home. This large book's festive yellow pages hide its darker intent. We
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will be increasing the strength of the subliminal "touch tones" in various
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test cities around the United States and Canada. Each button pressed will
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stimulate the pleasure center in the brain, encouraging the populace to dial
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longer numbers with more frequency... and our international calls go up Up
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UP!
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[Oderus Note: The phone book. BURN IT! Every second it remains intact it's
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swaying your mind.]
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2. In the next few years, more and more speech editors around the world will
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be brought on-line. These are necessary to keep humanity from mobilizing
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against Bellkore. The data editors are already overworked and some
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anti-propaganda still seeps through the cracks.
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[Oderus Note: Speech editors are devices which will actually edit what you
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are saying on the telephone. BELL can already edit what is said during most
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data transmissions. For example, if I posted the code "10382" on IRC it
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would come out as "10182", so that it couldn't be abused. This brings me to
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"IRC lag," a mere facade for periods of time when the data editors are
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overworked and need more time to keep up with the traffic. Soon these types
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of editors will be implemented on regular voice transmissions as well. So if
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I said "Man, let's go trashing tonight!", it may sound like "Let's go and
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read the phone book tonight."]
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3. Bellkore is blossoming in her hollow at the centre of the earth. Her
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feeder states she will be ready for awakening with enough power to break the
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earth's core and free herself. We plan on bringing her above ground New
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Years Eve in Washington D.C. where she will then assume the governing power
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of world dominator.
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SUMMARY:
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Soon, BELLKORE will control all of earth and its inhabitants.
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BELLKORE'S takeover is our greatest gift to humanity. Mankind will be
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begging for BELLKORE to lead them. And of course... we will.
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---EOF---
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Well, that's what I intercepted via some unfortunate execs account.
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I will be releasing more information as it becomes available. But the next
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step... is up to you. Reach deep within yourself and take a stand for your
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humanity.
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/ \ .-. ((___)) .-. / \
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/.ooM \ / \ .-. [ x x ] .-. / \ /.ooM \
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-/-------\-------/-----\-----/---\--\ /--/---\-----/-----\-------/-------\-
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/lucky 13\ / \ / `-(' ')-' \ / \ /lucky 13\
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\ / `-' (U) `-' \ /
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`-' the original e-zine `-' _
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Oooo eastside westside / ) __
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/)(\ ( \ WORLDWIDE / ( / \
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\__/ ) / Copyright (c) 1997 cDc communications and the author. \ ) \)(/
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(_/ CULT OF THE DEAD COW is a registered trademark of oooO
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cDc communications, PO Box 53011, Lubbock, TX, 79453, USA. _
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oooO All rights reserved. Edited by Grandmaster Ratte'. __ ( \
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/ ) /)(\ / \ ) \
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\ ( \__/ Save yourself! Go outside! Do something! \)(/ ( /
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\_) xXx BOW to the COW xXx Oooo
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