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...presents... Hung Like a Horse
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by Krass Katt
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>>> a cDc publication.......1994 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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|____digital_media____digital_culture____digital_media____digital_culture____|
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It so happens that I work at a Emergency Vet place where we deal with a
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lot of morons and a lot of strange/gross/tasteless things. It was a normal
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day, normal dog poisonings, normal neuter operations, normal spade slicin',
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just a plain ol' normal free-basing fiberglass day, when a man came in quite
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frantic. He had a garbage bag in his hand and was flustered. Julie, whom
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which I work with asked the man what was wrong. I was dreading a dead
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something or another that this man might want us to do mouth to mouth on, but
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nothing that good was in our future. As it turned out, this man was with his
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horse in the pasture when the horse tried to jump a fence. Unfortunately
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for the horse it had just been urinating and as most of you horse fanatics
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know, when a horse has done something like this, it has the sized member to
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brag about.
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Not just thick, but long. Anyway, to cut to the chase, the horse leaped
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over the fence and got Mr. Johnson stuck in the fence where it proceeded to rip
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right off. The man was telling the story as Julie was reaching in the bag, and
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by the time he had finished, she had the horse's still-erect penis in her hands
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(yes, she needed both hands) and she was looking at it in an analytical way.
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Me, I was too preoccupied with sympathy pain to notice as Julie put the penis
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back into the bag and then into the freezer where we keep various things of
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animal nature. Why she did this will become apparent in a little bit.
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The man had trucked along his wailing horse (as a horse who had lost his
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manhood to a fence would wail) in his horse trailer. So, we went out, sedated
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the horse, and lugged it inside. Now, mind you lugging a horse with no penis
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may be a little easier than lugging a horse with one, but it is still quite the
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load. We had the man with the horse, Julie, myself, and about five other
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people bring rip-dick into the operating room where we proceeded to do what you
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normally do in this situation, which is to say you put a tube in where Johnson
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used to be so that the horse can still urinate without serious problems.
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We then lugged the horse back into the trailer and brought him home to live his
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penisless life.
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As expected, the rest of the day was boring compared to that morning,
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until later that night. I went home after we had closed up shop and did what I
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normally do until around 8:00 P.M. when I realized that I had forgotten my
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homework at the office. Being that my assignment was due the next day and work
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isn't that far away, I drove on back and let myself in.
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What I saw next was... interesting. I went in and headed straight back to
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the supply room where we hang up our coats and leave our belongings. I opened
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the door and found Julie lying on the countertop with her pants off, no panties
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on and the horses penis lodged in her cunt so deep I shook my head in
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disbelief. It seems as though I had walked in on her pleasuring herself with a
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decapitated, frozen horse's dick! Right as I came through the door, she
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herself, by the looks of her eyes rolled back in her head and the shivers
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rippling through her body, had orgasmed.
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My surprise was audible, as she heard me and was surprised into either
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another orgasm, or a heightened one from before. Though disgusted, I was
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excited (embarrassingly so) and was rational:
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"Isn't that cold?" I said, casually.
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"It's warming up now, obviously," she replied, obviously said a little
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snidely to someone who had walked in on such an act.
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"I would ask what you're doing here, but I think I know," I said as I
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moved to my bag where I had left it earlier. She had by now removed the still
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hard, dripping horse's cock and quickly put on her pants, forgetting her
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panties in the process. She replaced the decapitated penis into the trash bag
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and put it in the freezer while trying to gain control of the situation and
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make me think that what I had seen wasn't what I thought.
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I said, plainly, "Listen, I don't care what I saw, just do what you want
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to do, I don't care. I'd just soon forget this."
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She nodded her bent head, obviously embarrassed that I had caught her
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not only masturbating but doing it with a severed penis from a horse.
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I left without saying anything else, and I presume she left after me.
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The next day at work I found out from my boss that she phoned in and quit.
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Two hours into my shift she called again, asking to speak with me. She was
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VERY embarrassed on the phone again, but managed to get across to me that she
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had left her panties there and wanted me to get them and throw them away before
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anyone found them and got any ideas (through my head whizzed the thought,
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"Ideas?! WHO gets ideas? Man!"). I told her that I HAD already and that was
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it, she hung up.... Pretty nasty!
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_______ __________________________________________________________________
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(' ') | Save yourself! Go outside! DO SOMETHING! |
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(U) |==================================================================|
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.ooM |Copyright (c) 1994 cDc communications and Krass Katt. |
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\_______/|All Rights Reserved. 05/01/1994-#254|
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