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...presents... Clubbing
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by Xibo (Mr. Coates)
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>>> a cDc publication.......1993 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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|____digital_media____digital_culture____digital_media____digital_culture____|
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For a change of pace I decided to go to a different nightclub tonight, a
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place called "The Wild Wild West," famous for its "acre of dancin' and
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romancin'!"
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So I got there and it was pretty hard to find, hidden behind a Budget Car
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Sales dealership. It was 9:00 p.m. and all the parking was taken, and they're
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pointing people off to back streets. I wandered around looking for "safe"
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parking and decided on a shopping center two blocks away. It was empty when I
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parked there, but when I left it was full.
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I entered the place and it was full of cowboys and cowgirls (naturally)
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and a few normally (somewhat) dressed peoples, and no teenydoomers. It was
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huge, I mean, it's pretty big. The "acre" is for real, and it's easily the
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biggest nightclub in t00son. The dance floor is a large oval, much like a
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skating rink, with tables and chairs in the middle. As the country music goes,
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people dance and move around the track. Plus, there's a counter around the
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track for people to stand at, and stare at the dancing people, or whatever they
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choose to stare at. Around this are scattered tables, various bars, pool
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tables, a cowboy hat store, and a few other things typical to a nightclub.
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The staff, which is to say the female bartenders and waitresses, all had
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sexy legs, pleasing to the eye. The customers, however, did not, for the most
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part. They were of an amazingly wide range of ages, like I've never seen in a
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nightclub. You had young people, early twenties, all the way to old folks, in
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their sixties.
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This makes one ask the question, "Why?" and I believe this was because of
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this place being the only real C&W bar in t00son that's worth going to. Which
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is amazing considering it's about seven miles from downtown, meaning over a
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half-hour drive for many people. So anyone who wants to go to a good C&W bar
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ends up coming here. Therefore, the wide range of ages.
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Many people were dressed up Texan-style, with boots and jeans and cowboy
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hats and so on. The girls often wore boots too. I was overwhelmed first how
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many average and sub-average looking chicks there were. It then occurred to me
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that maybe *this* is where all the women go.
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See, lots of guys complain there are no available chicks where they go.
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And then through other channels you occasionally hear similar complaints from
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women, preposterous as it sounds. But I think I understand, now.
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Women like C&W more than guys go, and guys prefer rock/top-40. So there
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were many women here. They were mostly in pairs or groups, too; most looked
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rather timid and afraid. Occasionally cowboys would come up and take them away
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to dance around the track a few times and then they'd stop dancing and they'd
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be back to sitting and looking sad and talking to their friends. Meanwhile,
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the men wouldn't press beyond a dance or two, afraid of something else, and
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overall, it seems like a bad way to meet people. Though both parties seemed to
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want to go home unalone, the men are afraid to ask, "Want to go home with me?"
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and the women would probably be too scared to say "Yes" anyway. Especially in
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front of their friends.
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In a corner there were a couple video games, Centipede and Galaga. I just
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stared in shock, unbelieving. These two games used to also be present at the
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industrial disco I normally frequent. The coincidence sent a shiver down my
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spine, and made me pause for a couple minutes.
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About one-tenth of the nightclub is separated by glass, and is darker.
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This section has Top-40 music in it, and you can't hear the country music of
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the rest of the club in here. This is where I spent most of my time.
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Very few people were dancing on the small Top-40 dance floor. When I
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walked in, there were six girls and one guy dancing, and all six girls were
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trying to avoid the one guy. He was dancing, not too well, but he was really
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trying. He was using all the moves you see in videos, really putting his heart
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into it. He also appeared to be drunk, which is probably what the girls
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thought. "Eeek, he's drunk, get him away from me."
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The apparently-drunk dancing guy stopped for a bit and stood next to me.
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Suddenly he was talking to me, and he was talking like he was drunk. He did
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seem to be having a good time. He tried to dance with these two chicks that
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got on the floor, but they told him to go away, shooing him off rudely. He
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shrugged and returned to me. "She doesn't like you," I stated.
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He just smiled and said, "Well... that's her prerogative, everyone has
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their prerogative ya know? Like the song...." I just smiled and nodded, for
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he did really have a point. He asked for a light, which I give him, and then
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he headed out to the C&W area.
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So me and my Corona sat down at the counter surrounding this dance floor,
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and I watched the various peoples in the Top-40 section. The girls in here
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were a bit better-looking, but only on average. I did notice that many were
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using their best assets to good effect, though. For example, the slightly
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overweight blonde had a red blouse mostly open, and a black bra-thing easily
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visible, including her cleavage; parts of her breasts below the bra, too. Made
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me pause and admire for a bit.
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There were others. This one had short shorts, showing lots of leg;
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another with a cut blouse displaying her navel and thin figure; you get the
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idea. Naturally, you must practice the art of watching without staring;
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staring being impolite. This is tricky at times.
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There was one babe there. Oh, lord was she hot. She was blonde, and had
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glasses, which most women don't bother to wear at discos, preferring to go
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blind. She had white knee-high boots, with a beeper tied to one. She was
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wearing a light blue mini-dress, of thin fabric. Occasionally guys would talk
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with her, dance with her for a while, and go away. I don't know what her goals
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were; I could only speculate. What kind of person brings a beeper to a
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nightclub on a Saturday night?
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She was so sensual, too. When she would dance, it was the dirty dancing
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style and the dress would hike up her sexy smooth legs. Her nipples on her
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small breasts would get hard; you could see 'em through the dress. Her body
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would undulate as she danced, the form of her belly moving in and out with the
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music, and the dress so thin you could see clearly the shape of her thighs,
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waist, and.... Well, it was quite a sight to see, lemme tell ya. When Snap's
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"I've Got the Power" came on, I wanted to dance pretty bad, to go over and ask
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her to dance, but some other handsome cowboy was asking her so I just sipped my
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beer. I fantasized that she was an intellectual type and this was just her
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being dressed to kill.
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But reality had to set in. I wasn't going to get to know this person, and
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chances were high I wouldn't be returning to this club again. The futility of
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it all overcame me and I left before I got a chance to make a fool of myself.
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Years of clubbing has never led me toward really meeting any women; just a few
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brief encounters, never to see the girl again. But I have to try, and
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continue, for the alternatives suck royally.
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.ooM |1993 cDc communications by Xibo (Mr. Coates) 07/01/93-#238|
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\_______/|Seven SUPER-CALI-FRAGIL-ISTIC-EXPI-ALI-DOCIOUS years of cDc. K! |
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