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...presents... Smurf Impalement
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by Tequila Willy
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>>> a cDc publication.......1993 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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|____digital_media____digital_culture____digital_media____digital_culture____|
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Fa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
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The happy sounds of the Smurfs could be heard echoing throughout the
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forest as they cheerfully collected the berries which composed their vegetarian
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diet. Brainy Smurf stopped to admire a butterfly flutter by in that special
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way that only butterflies could do.
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"A berry here, a berry there, a berry to make you smile!" sang the Smurfs
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as they filled their baskets.
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Lazy Smurf nudged Brainy Smurf and motioned to Smurfette, "Wouldn't you
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like to pop her in the ass?"
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"Lazy Smurf! What a terrible thing to say!"
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"C'mon, Brainy Smurf, she's got what you and I both need... puss!"
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"I can't believe I'm hearing this from you! I simply can't stand for it!"
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But then Brainy Smurf's gaze caught a glimpse of Smurfette's blue smurfy ass
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under her smurfy dress as she smurfully picked berries.
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"Eh, like what'cha see, Brainy Smurf?" asked the approaching Meaty Smurf.
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"Ain'tcha ever wondered if she's used that thang, Brainy Smurf?" pressed
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Lazy Smurf.
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"She is kinda smurfy," commented Brainy Smurf after a long pause.
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Smurfette was surprised when an arm grabbed her from behind and dragged
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her to the ground.
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"Don't make a noise," commanded a voice which Smurfette immediately
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recognized as Meaty Smurf.
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Fear pulsed through Smurfette's body as she was quickly subdued and
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dragged behind some bushes away from her berry-picking friends.
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Brainy Smurf and Lazy Smurf held Smurfette down while Meaty Smurf pulled
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Smurfette's dress down and off. The Smurfs gasped in unison at the sight of
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Smurfette's smurfy body.
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Meaty Smurf explored Smurfette's smurfy breasts with his hands and tongue.
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At first she was afraid and angry, but there was something about being subdued
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in this smurfy manner which made her feel smurfy. Smurfette was surprised to
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hear a gasp escape her lips and she felt her nipples being pinched and pulled.
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Lazy Smurf rubbed his hands over her smooth body. She parted her thighs
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as he made his way down to her smurfy cunt lips with his tongue. Brainy Smurf
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sighed as Smurfette reached up and tugged his pants off. Brainy Smurf lowered
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himself on his knees and slipped his smurfy cock inside Smurfette's eager
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mouth. Smurfette moaned loudly as she felt Lazy Smurf's tool work its way into
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her sopping smurf box.
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By this time all four Smurfs were naked and grinding. Meaty Smurf was
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straddling Smurfette and fucking her tits with his cock. Lazy Smurf was slowly
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working his dick in and out of Smurfette's pussy. And Smurfette was sucking
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off Brainy Smurf like it was her last meal.
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Brainy Smurf was gasping short breaths and thrusting his member deep into
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her juicy mouth. Smurfette ran her tongue in slow circles around Brainy
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Smurf's cock and then across the bottom of his throbbing shaft. This action
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made him moan in smurfy ecstasy.
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Smurfy seamen leaked from Meaty Smurf's shaft and oiled Smurfette's smurfy
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breasts as he stroked them. He held her tits by the nipples with his hands as
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he moved his cock between her smurfy soft melons.
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With all three smurfable cocks smurfing on her, Smurfette knew she was
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going to smurf any moment.
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Lazy Smurf thrust deep into her aching honey pot. Smurfette could feel
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his smurfy balls slapping against her ass as he buried himself deep within her
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pink smurfable folds.
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Moans escaped from all the Smurfs as they began squirting in unison.
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Brainy Smurf began spewing his spurfy load down into Smurfette's throat.
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Meaty Smurf gave Smurfette a smurforific pearl necklace as his wad shot from
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his little blue tool. As Smurfette came, her cunt squeezed Lazy Smurf's
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payload from his member and sent gobs of jism oozing from her oiled cunt.
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After a moment they all began to stand. Brainy Smurf helped Smurfette to
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her feet. They all agreed that it was the most fun they'd ever had and decided
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to meet again for another hard-pump session soon.
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Unbeknownst to them, Fundamentalist Smurf had been secretly watching and
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beating off to their gratifying orgy. Fundamentalist Smurf quickly ran off and
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told Missionary Smurf what he had seen.
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"It sounds Smurfanic," gasped Missionary Smurf as he stroked his bulging
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hard-on through his pants.
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"It was despicable," Fundamentalist Smurf agreed. He licked his lips as
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he watched Missionary Smurf sinfully touching himself.
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Missionary Smurf and Fundamentalist Smurf both stood and pushed their
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pants to the floor. "We're fucking, that's an order," said Missionary Smurf.
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A smurfy smile smurfully spread across Fundamentalist Smurf's face as he
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dropped to his knees and pulled Missionary Smurf's cock into his mouth. He
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sucked Missionary Smurf to the edge of smurf and then smurfully eased off with
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smurfy skill.
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"On all fours!" commanded Missionary Smurf.
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Fundamentalist Smurf did as he was told and gasped as he felt Missionary
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Smurf's cock working his smurfy anus. "Oh yes!" cried Fundamentalist Smurf.
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Missionary Smurf could feel Fundamentalist Smurf's love channel begin to
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open up as he smurfully pushed his tool deeper into his spreading smurf butt.
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Fundamentalist Smurf was beating himself off as Missionary Smurf groaned
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with smurfy passion. Missionary Smurf began bucking him like a raging bull,
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driving as far in as he could. They smurfed in unison.
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Within hours, Fundamentalist Smurf, with Missionary Smurf as his witness,
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told Papa Smurf about the Smurfanic sins committed by Smurfette, Lazy Smurf,
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Meaty Smurf, and Brainy Smurf.
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Not wanting to jeopardize his seat in the great blue yonder, Papa Smurf
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knew he had to find a fitting punishment for the sinful Smurfs. Nothing like
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this had happened before and he couldn't decide upon a way to settle the
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problem. Missionary Smurf suggested a punishment which Papa Smurf should
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implement.
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"Don't you think that might be a little extreme?" Papa Smurf smurfully
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asked.
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"We need to set an example," Missionary Smurf unsmurfully answered. "They
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hast committed a sin before our Blue Creator."
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A hearing was scheduled for that same day as the four Smurfanic smurfs
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were taken into Smurf custody.
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Papa Smurf gave the court order, "That each of you, Brainy Smurf, Lazy
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Smurf, and Meaty Smurf, be taken to the place from whence you came, and from
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thence be drawn on a hurdle to the place of execution where you shall be hanged
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by the neck not till you are dead; that you be severally taken down, while yet
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alive, and your bowels be taken out and burned before your faces - that your
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heads be then cut off, and your bodies cut into four quarters. And Blue
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Creator have mercy on your souls."
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And then it was done.
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As for Smurfette, she was encased in a coffin-like box, from which her
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head, hands, and feet protruded, through holes made for that purpose; she was
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fed with milk and honey, which she was forced to take, and her face was smeared
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with the same mixture; she was exposed to the sun, and in this state she
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remained for seventeen days, until she had been devoured alive by insects and
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vermin, which swarmed about her and bred within her.
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.ooM |Copr. 1993 cDc communications by Tequila Willy 03/01/93-#213|
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\_______/|All Rights Drooled Away. SIX GLORIOUS YEARS of cDc|
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