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| | c o m m u n i c a t i o n s | |
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...presents... That Dirty Beach
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by Tequila Willy
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>>> a cDc publication.......1991 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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Aquaman and Twinkies Cakes
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"THAT DIRTY BEACH"
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Special Thanks to The Zimmie
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Box one: The ocean is filled with dirt and sharks. A lifeguard is turning
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away swimmers. A sign reads "BEACH CLOSED INDEFINITELY"
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Grime of the century closes Beaches. Shocking reports of undersea creatures
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attacking swimmers.
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Important Man: "Aquaman, I know I can depend upon you to remove this stain
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from our beaches. Without your help our beaches are sunk!"
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Aquaman: "Something smells fishy! I'll investigate--you can depend on me."
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Businessman 1: "Without the beaches, who'll buy suntan lotion?"
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Businessman 2: "No beaches, nobody buys bathing suits!"
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Hot Dog Salesman: "You better do something fast!!"
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Box two: The four look on as Aquaman enters the water.
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Aquaman (to himself): Holy Mackerel! I'm entering troubled waters!
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Box three: Sharks circle Aquaman. KABOOM! One is attacking!
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Aquaman (to himself): These sharks aren't responding to my call--it looks like
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I'll have to fight them tooth and fin.
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Box four: Aquaman has taken out all the sharks and is after their leader,
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Slud-Jak.
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Slud-Jak: "Aquaman! You land lover! Humans pollute our homes, and now I'm
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getting even. If you take a stand against me, it will be your own downfall."
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Aquaman: "Slud-Jak, you're fighting dirty!! Besides, two wrongs don't make a
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right! Now try MY right on for size."
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BOOM!
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Box five: Aquaman has won... but has he?
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Aquaman: "The answer is to negotiate to Slud-Jak. But you'll need pretty good
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bait to get him to the bargaining table."
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Important Man: "Delicious HOSTESS(R) TWINKIES(R) CAKES will be the thing to
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clear up this mess."
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Box six: A bubble underwater.
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Later--
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Aquaman: "Agreed! Now we've got clean beaches and a new undersea treat!"
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Slud-Jak: "HOSTESS(R) TWINKIES(R) CAKES--delicious! Whale of a taste!"
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Important Man: "Scrumptious HOSTESS(R) TWINKIES(R) CAKES... the best food on
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the land and in the sea."
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YOU GET A BIG DELIGHT IN EVERY BITE OF HOSTESS(R) TWINKIES(R) CAKES.
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Disclaimer: Hostess and Twinkies are registered trademarks of ITT Continental
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Baking Company. We didn't ask.
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Taken from the April 1977 issue of DC Comics' "The Brave and the Bold", (Volume
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23, Number 133) page one. This issue features Batman and Deadman.
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_ _ ____________________________________________________________________
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\ / |Tequila Willy's GSC..209/526-3194|The Works.............617/861-8976|
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(' ') |Lunatic Labs.........213/655-0691|Ripco II..............312/528-5020|
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(U) |====================================================================|
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.ooM |Copr. 1991 cDc communications by Tequila Willy. 02/18/91-#158|
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\_______/|All Rights Pissed Away. |
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