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_______________________________________________________________________________
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((___)) ((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
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\ / presents... \ /
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(` ') (` ')
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(U) (U)
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The True Story of Cult of the Dead Cow
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as told by Psychedelic Warlord
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>>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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The True Story
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'/'/'/'/'/'/'/
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Well, it was about 11:30pm on cold night in April of '85. I had just
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finished talking to Franken Gibe. I still kinda remember how it all went
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about....
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FG "Hey Psyche! I just had the greatest idea for a new organization!"
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PW "Really? What are you planning on calling it?"
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FG "Oh... I was thinking of something along the lines of 'CCC'"
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PW "Which stands for..."
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FG "Comatose Cow Club... and I'm gonna write this book. But it'll be more like
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a bible for this CCC group. I think I'm gonna call it "Cow's Book".
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Pretty catchy, eh?"
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PW "Yeah... hey, why don't you call it Cult of the Dead Cow? I dunno... I just
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think cDc is more catchy. And then when you guys get famous, you can print
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dead cow t-shirts and place an ad in Maximum RocknRoll!!"
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FG "Ahhhh Psyche... you are such a dreamer! And anyhow, "Cult of the Dead Cow"
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Ha! Who would want to join a group like that? Oh well... talk to ya
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later."
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PW "Bye... but consider it, ok?"
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Well, about a week later, Gibe called me up again and read me
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"Cow's Book" (which he now thought would sound better as "Book of Cow").
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FG "Well, whaddya think of Cow's Book... er... Book of Cow I mean... ?"
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PW "Well... you could liven it up... you know, maybe use Olde English. Use
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words like "thou", "hath", "thy", etc.... And maybe have a Roach at the
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beginning instead of a pig."
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FG "Yeah... I'll think about it. Oh yeah! I talked it over with Swamp Guy,
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and he said CDC is a cool name. I guess we'll change it to that. And in
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the Book of Cow, I'll revise it so the cow actually dies instead of just
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going in to a coma."
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PW "Great! Also, don't you think Swamp Guy should change his name? You know,
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something more catchy... like Swamp Rat or something."
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FG "I'll talk to him about it. Anyhow, thanks for the idea. Wow. Me, Swamp
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Guy, and you... all founders of CC... er... I mean CDC.... Kinda neat."
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PW "Nah... look, I'll keep undercover for about 3 years, and then I'll join....
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I don't wanna get all the credit. Besides, you guys did most... well, a
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lot of the work.... See ya 'round...."
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FG "G'bye buddy.... See ya in a few years...."
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So that's the story of cDc. Sure, now I'm back in it, and write an
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occasional (VERY occasional) t-file that is put out by cDc, and my board is cDc
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sponsored.... But it's sometimes so hard to swallow my pride and watch as
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Swamp Rat ( <-- like the name!) and Franken Gibe control and reap the rewards
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of an organization I practically started on my own.
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....sigh
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CultoftheDeadCowCultoftheDeadCowCultoftheDeadCowCultoftheDeadCowCultoftheDeadCo
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I'd like to thank Franken Gibe and Swamp Guy (ha) for letting me write this,
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and being great sports about it....
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-Psychedelic Warlord
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_______________________________________________________________________________
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Behavior Modification.....806/793-9462 The Dead Zone.............214/522-5321
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Demon Roach Underground...806/794-4362 Dragonfire Private........609/424-2606
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Question Authority........715/341-6516 TacoLand II...............517/337-7319
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Tequila Willy's...........209/526-3194 The Metal AE..............201/879-6668
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===============================================================================
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(c)1988 cDc communications by Psychedelic Warlord 10/10/88-79
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All Rights Worth... eh... you know the line....
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