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((___)) ((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
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\ / presents... \ /
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(` ') (` ')
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(U) (U)
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"The Camping Trip"
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by Franken Gibe
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>>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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Larry: "I've heard there's been a lot of castration an' stuff in this trailer
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park. So make sure you button up your fly, kid."
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Sidney: "Don't worry. My cock is steel-belted. Nothin' short of a chain saw's
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gonna even scratch that mamma."
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Pam: "Titter. Ohhh, Sid! You card!"
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Larry: "Well, Sidney, I've warned you. Nick Cave would likely stand by me in
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my solicitude for my fellow man's genitalia."
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Sidney and Pam [in unison, snidely]: "Oh, Larry. Bite the Big One."
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Larry: "Brr-ahem. Fine."
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... Later that evening ...
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Rrrooom---rrrrroooom----rrrrmmmoooooommmmm-----whiiiiizzzzzz z--SNAP!
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Sidney: "Ouch! Oh dear. I've been emasculated."
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Larry: "Only radial tires are steel-belted, Sid. Certainly, God never thought
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to fortify the male penis."
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Pam: "Ooooo, Poor Little Siddy. Shall I kiss your boo-boo?"
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Sidney: "I believe my boo-boo was jus' snatched up by a young, rather scruffy
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squirrel."
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Pam: "Perhaps it was Mary?"
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[General laughter, including ruefully playful
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gasps of agony from the dickless Sidney]
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Larry: "Gafaw, gafaw! What a riot you are, Pamela. Let me thrust my love
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muscle into your feline orifice. What say?"
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Pam: "Well, I'm sure Sid wouldn't object. He hasn't a weenie."
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Sidney: [grinning] "At least I'll save money on The Operation."
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And so the camping trip ended in success. Pam went on to be a prostitute
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in New York, and was strangled by a deranged bisexual midget. Larry became a
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priest and died soon after of MYSTERIOUS anal lesions. Sid is now Sidella, and
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resides in New Haven. (S)he enjoys knitting and cats.
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_______________________________________________________________________________
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Behavior Modification.....806/793-9462||The Dead Zone.............214/522-5321
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Demon Roach Underground...806/794-4362||Dragonfire Private........609/424-2606
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Question Authority........715/341-6516||TacoLand..................915/532-3226
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Tequila Willy's...........209/526-3194||The Metal AE..............201/879-6668
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===============================================================================
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(c)1988 cDc communications by Franken Gibe 9/5/88-74
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All Rights Worth Shit
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