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((___)) ((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
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\ / presents \ /
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(` ') (` ')
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(U) (U)
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Lyrics To The Mentors "Up The Dose" LP
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By Mr. Drunkfux
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>>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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So,like,Moo,d00dez!This is my first 'Official' writing for that ever
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famous grewp of k-k00l el8 guYzZ,-cDc-.I've never been too big on lyric
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files,but I figured someone HAD to type this one up.This file will prove
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to do you 'l0aDz' of good in the case of a s-k00l songwriting contest
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or a local church poetry reading.Just whip one of 'em out and impress
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everyone (including your parents).Here we go...
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Heterosexuals Have The Right To Rock
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Heterosexuals have the right to rock
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So glam fags get off the block
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Who wants to see transvestites in drag
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Who look like a glam rock fag
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Looking like a sissy and a bitch
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Ya look like that your daddy must be rich
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Make up on their face and their hair in a shag
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You know that they're a disgrace and a fag
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Round up all glam faggots and put em in a cage
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So the hetero Mentors can rock the stage
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Heterosexuals have the right to rock
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Wanna see a girl with a pussy and not a cock
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Heterosexuals want a rockin' chance
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We don't wear dresses,we wear pants
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On the stage we'll rock you all we can
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We're gross and fat,but we look like a man
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Listen everyone,we're gonna rock
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Look like a man not a peacock
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The jerks with the make up who wear the braids
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Are most likely to have AIDS
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Heterosexuals have the right to rock
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Heterosexuals have the right to rock
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Heterosexuals have the right to rock
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Heterosexuals have the right to rock
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Ya know that their weiner looks like a noodle
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They prance all around like a french poodle
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They hang around in cliques for kicks
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But we all know they're chicks with dicks
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They wash their hair in a washing machine
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You know it's full of sperm and it ain't too clean
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The fags wear earrings in their ear
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You know that they're a mother fucking queer
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Heterosexuals have the right to rock
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Put your homo head on the chopping block
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Heteros want to see rock this year
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Mentors and not a queer
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Heterosexuals have the right to rock
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Heterosexuals have the right to rock
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Rock 'Em Sock 'Em
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I went out drinkin',drinkin' with the boys
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I had to do it to get all my joys
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I got drunk,so high on some booze
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Comin home baby,to give you a bruise
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Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
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Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass
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Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
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Gonna come home drunk
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And kick your big,fat ass
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Seein' other guys
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With the makeup all over your eyes
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I had to learn her the law of the land
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I showed her the power of my back hand
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Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
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Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass
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Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
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Gonna come home drunk little woman
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And kick your big,slutty ass
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And I'm gonna beat you
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And whip you with my belts
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On your face I'm gonna leave some bruises
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On your ass I'll leave some welts
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No no,I don't want to miss her
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Gonna pop her in the kisser
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No no,I don't want to hear you nag
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Gonna use your face for a punching bag
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Beat you and beat you and beat you and beat you
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I'm gonna punch you where you kiss
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And I'm gonna beat you baby
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If you love me,drink my piss
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Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
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Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass
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Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
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Gonna come home drunk and kick your big,fat ass
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Pig beating pig beating pig beating
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That's how I get my kicks
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Take that slut
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Oh oh,this time I don't want to miss her
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Gonna punch her in the kisser
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Oh oh,don't want to listen to you nag
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Gonna use your face for a punching bag
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White Trash Woman
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Let me tell you what happened the other day
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Met this woman I took home to lay
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I went over to the sleasy diner
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Met this wench sporting a shiner
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She said Duce,kick back and don't be bored
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I'm goin' down to satisfy the landlord
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Kickin' back at the pad where we stay
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Watchin 3 stooges and cartoons all day
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She sexually satisfies the wrinkled man for his thrill
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So I don't have to worry about all the expensive bills
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She's a white trashy woman and I love her cause I don't have to work
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Yeah
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She's kinda funny and kinda rude
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She hooks for money and shoplifts for food
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She provides the money where we stay
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Heck,there ain't any other way
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She's my white trash woman and I use her so I don't have to work
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Yeah
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I wonder if every day was like this
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I saw her here yesterday at the diner give every sleasy guy a kiss
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Yuk
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White trash woman,she's a white trash woman
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Adultery
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I'm lookin' for a chick that wears a ring
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Cause one night stands are my thing
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Your marriage means nothin' to me
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I'm totally into adultery
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It's our secret between just you and me
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That we're into committing adultery
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She was feeling all alone
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She called me up on the telephone
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She said,Hey stud let's go out for dinner
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Cause she knows I'm one hell of a sinner
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It's our secret between just you and me
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That we love to committ adultery
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Adultery
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That's the life for you and me
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Adultery
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That's the life for you and me
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Now it's time that we hit the sack
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I'm gonna pull out and come on your back
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I don't want your old man knowin' I was there
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So he will still chow down in your pubic hair
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It's our secret between just you and me
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That we love to committ adultery
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Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah
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Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut
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You and me naked together had fun
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I hope you and your husband enjoy raisin' my son
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We were drunk and feelin' fine
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I just hope my son has a dick like mine
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It's our secret between just you and me
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That we love to committ adultery
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Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut
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Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah
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Adultery,that's the life for you and me
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Adultery,that's the life for you and me
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On The Rag
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My bitch is on the rag
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Bloody cunt is such a drag
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My bitch is on the rag
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Oh she's such a nag
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Ran and jumped and splashed in her bed
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Then I noticed the sheets were all bloody red
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I was chowin' down and somethin' tasted weird
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Ran to the mirror saw blood on my beard
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My bitch is on the rag
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Bloody cunt is such a drag
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My bitch is on the rag
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Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag
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Then she said she wanted to ball
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I said shut up bitch and take a midol
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She insisted on having sex
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Spread her legs and saw a kotex
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My bitch is on the rag
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Bleeding hole is such a drag
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My bitch is on the rag
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Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag
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She was bitchy and causing a fuss
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It's an added problem between us
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Water build up what a drag
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I know this bitch is on the rag
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When this bitch is on the rag
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I love to say things and I love to brag
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Usually sex is such a gas
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But this time,I'm crammin' it up her ass yeah
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My bitch is on the rag
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Bleeding twit is such a drag
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My bitch is on the rag
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Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag
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On the rag,what a drag,on the rag,what a drag
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She's on the rag,she's on the rag,she's such a nag
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Kick It On Down
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Don't ya love it baby
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When you gotta get it on
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With a cruster
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With a hard on and bad breath breathing in your face
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Saw you walking down the street
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Watcha doing,out walking your beat?
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I got money,I got power
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How much to give you a golden shower
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So she got in my car
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And we drove real far
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So she could
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Kick it on down
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Talking 'bout your body yeah
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Kick it down slut
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Kick it on down
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Well I got money
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And I want
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Your pussy
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And your tits
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Kick it on down
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Wench
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Your body is ours to share
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Let me help myself to your body
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And we'll go
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Around the world
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Kick it
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Kick it
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Kick it on down
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Talking 'bout deep throat
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Down
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Talking 'bout your body baby
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I wanna piece of you
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Take you home for my buddies to also screw
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Don't ya love it when I introduce you to the guys out back
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Kick it on down
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Don't go home to your main man,ya gotta stay here
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Kick it on down
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To the road crew yeah
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Kick it on down
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To the photographer and the soundman
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Kick it on down
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Hussy,your body is ours to share
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Let me help myself to your body
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And we can be naked together
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Down
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Kick it down,kick it down
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Don't ya love it when you gotta get it on
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With a bald,fat,bearded,bad breath slob
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And ya know you gotta do it for drugs or money
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Beacause that's your job
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Yeah,kick it down to a crusty hippie
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Slut,kick it down to the dudes on Hollywood and Western
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Kick it on down
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At the rector hotel you gotta
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Kick it on down
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To the swedish erotica team
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Kick it on down
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To a drug dealer,kick it down
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Kick it on down
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Do it for drugs,or do it for money
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Either way,I think it's funny
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Don't ya love it now yeah
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Kick it on down
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Pull off your clothes
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I wanna see those boobs
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Kick it on down
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No,we're not done yet
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We got more dudes to screw you all around
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Kick it on down to a cruster
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To a bum under the freeway
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Kick it on down
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To a lice ridden,crusty biker
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Kick it on down
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Sleasy cum,yeah,rubbin' in your face
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Kick it on down
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To me yeah,and all my road crew
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Kick it on down
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Secretary Hump
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Here comes my secretary hump
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I'm gonna cram my dick up her rump
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She works all day from nine to five
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She's kickin' up my sex drive
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Now I'm gonna open her mouth real wide
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And cram my big dick inside
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Now,I'm just an executive on the job
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And I'm just a horny slob
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Here comes my secretary hump
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Gonna cram my dick up her rump
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Then I'm gonna open her pussy lips real wide
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Then I'm gonna cram my infected dick inside
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Oh gettin' my urge up
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She looks so sexy
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Long fingernails,short little skirt
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Can't hold back any longer
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Can't stop myself
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Ha,ha,ha,ha,rape,rape,rape,rape,rape,take charge
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Here comes my secretary hump
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Gonna cram my dick up her rump
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Then I'm gonna spread her butt cheeks real wide
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And hock a luggie inside
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She knew what to do around the clock
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She knew how to blow my cock
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She knew what to do when hired
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If she doesn't put out,she's fired
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Ah,you want to raise a baby?
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Get it on with big,boss,daddy man
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Don't look at me like you're too smart
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You're just a little tart
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You want a raise?
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Unzip my zipper,I'll give you a raise
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Ha,ha,ha,ha,rape,rape,rape,rape,take charge
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Couch Test Casting
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I'm couch test casting in Hollywood
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Couch test casting makes me feel so good
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My luck with women is ever lasting
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On my office couch,I'm always casting
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You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
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Have sex with me and you'll go real far
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The office is open from 8 to 4
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Don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore
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There was a woman from North Carolina off the bus
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She kicked me down her body without a fuss
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The next girl came all the way from New York City
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She gave me a lay and let me suck her titty
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You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
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Have sex with me and you'll go real far
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Take acting lessons and modeling class
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It don't matter,I'll be messin' with your ass
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The next girl was 9 and needed protection
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I got bold and I got an erection
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So all you chicks,if you wanna go far
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You gotta have sex with me if you wanna be a star
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You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
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Have sex with me and you'll go real far
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Lying on your back you say you can act
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You're just a slut and that's a fact
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Couch test casting ih Hollywood
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Makes me feel so nasty and makes me feel so good
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And when I'm through with you baby
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There's a street pump waiting just for you yeah!
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You wanna come to hollywood and be a star
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Have sex with me and you'll go real far
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My office is open from 8 to 4
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I don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore
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S.F.C.C.
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Suck and fuck and cook and clean
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Baby you know what I mean
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You gotta do it every day
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Suck and fuck and cook and clean
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Slut you know what I mean
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It's your daily routine
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First you suck
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Then you fuck
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Then you cook
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And last you clean
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Suck and fuck and cook and clean
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Baby do you know what I mean?
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I'm the king of the castle
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Suck and fuck and cook and clean
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Baby you know what I mean
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Don't give me a hassle
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First you suck
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Then you Fuck
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Then you cook
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And last you clean
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Suck and fuck
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Cook and clean
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Come on slut
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You know what the hell I mean
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If you want to please your master
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You got to do it faster
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If you want to be my wife
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You got to do it all the rest of your life
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First you suck,slut
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Then you fuck,yeah you dumb airhead
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Then you cook,eat lots of food
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Then you clean my pad
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Wash my socks,scrub my ass
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Draw me a bath bitch
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Then you cook me a feast
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Yeah
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Then you clean,scrub my pad throughly
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Suck and fuck and cook and clean
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Slut,you know it's your future
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If you know what I mean
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Suck and fuck and cook and clean
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It's your daily routine
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Up The Dose
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It's the time for the thrills
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I got an assortment of knockout pills
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Soon you'll be lyin' in my bed
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I know you'll be givin' head
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This is what I got for you
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A ton of drugs to do
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So shut up and listen to this
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Now take qualludes and thorazine
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Heroin and morophine
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Reds dilaudid percodan valium codeine number 4
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Alcohol sleep eze marijuana romilar niquil loads
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Angel dust librium
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Take tons of it baby
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Take it all
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And we'll be naked
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Ballin' together
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Qualludes and morophine,heroin and thorazine
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Reds dilaudid percodan valium codeine number 4
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Alcohol sleep eze marijuana romilar niquil loads
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Angel dust
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C'mon baby,do as I say
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It's the only way I'll get my lay
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Up the dose and we'll be naked today
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Rubbin' our sex organs together
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Qualludes and morophine
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Heroin and thorazine
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Reds dilaudid
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Percodan and valium too
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Now take the codeine number 4 alcohol sleep eze
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Marijuana romilar niquil loads angel dust librium
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Mandrax glue mda
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And we'll be naked
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It's the only way
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When you're high on drugs
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It's how I get my lay
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Qualludes and morophinem,heroin and thorazine
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Mda codeine alcohol
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Up the dose,up the dose,we have so much fun
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Up the dose,you can have my son
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Up the dose and we'll be naked together
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Qualludes and morophine,Heroin and thorazine
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Reds dilaudid percodan and mandrax
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Sniff some glue
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Baby
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Pretty impressive,eh?I had to insert all the punctutaion,because
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there wasn't any on the lyric sheet.I can kind of understand that
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though,I doubt they really could give a fuck about punctuation (or know
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what the hell it is).Make sure to pass this file along to family
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members,your sunday sk00l class,Santa Claus,the women's rights
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council,the tooth fairy,the girl scouts,and the facuilty of your
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local church,so that it can be throughly enjoyed by one and all.
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Thanks aren't neccessary because no one helped me type this fucking
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thing,I stole the cassette,and I had to squint for 8 hours trying
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to decipher the words (which are about 1/87921th of an inch big).Plus,
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like I said,I had to put in all the spiffy punctuation because the
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rejects at the record company (ooooooh,Death Records.Original!) didn't
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know how (I knew graduating from High School was good for SOMETHING).
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So,there will be no thanks or mention of any k-rad s0puR el8 m0dUmb
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d00dz (especially Razor Ratt,Angel Of Pain,Grandmaster Ratte,or any
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of the geeks from cDc).If you have any questions,death threats,
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comments,drugs,or interesting stories about your life long quest with
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the Village People,leave them on Demon Roach,New Society,or wherever
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else I may be at a given moment in this lifetime.If all else fails,
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tell me ALL about it (Gee,I REALLY wanna hear from you) at either:
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800-45-Voice,Box 7500 or 800-22-Voice,Box 1082 or 415-468-2950,Box 7230.
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So,like,GOODBYE (Not,lAtur,or l8r,or lAtr0,or lAtuz,or sLaTe,or laTEz).
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Demon Roach Underground:806/794-4362:3/12/2400 Baud:cDc:Private
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New Society:915/532-3226:3/1200 Baud:Super d00d Password Is JELLO:Ae
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The Ever K-Kool Metal AE:201/879-6668:1200 Baud Only:Neon Knights:KILL
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(c)1988 cDc communications by Mr. Drunkfux 2/21/88-41
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All Rights Worth Shit
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