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((___)) ((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
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\ / presents... \ /
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(` ') (` ')
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(U) (U)
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HOW TO CARD SHIT, WHEN YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS
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by L.E. Pirate
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>>> A CULT Publication......1987 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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HAVING PARENTS
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Ok...I'm still living at home, as most of you nerds.
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Now, I'm sure many of you have wondered "HOW THE HELL AM I
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GONNA PULL OFF THAT CARDED 20 MEGGER?" I know damn well
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that some of you have parents as smart as a fuckin' tree
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stump. But for intelligent people, like my parents, they
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aren't gonna fuckin' believe that the carded hard drive is
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the modem. "Yeah, sure mom, it's the modem, remember, uh
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when we went to Zooliggerz Department Store and I begged for
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one? huh? do ya???". Well, maybe my mother would believe that
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but it just wouldn't hold steady with my dad, he's an
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electrical engineer and works around computers all the time,
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you can't say shit like "yeah, uh... that thing you've never
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seen before? oh... uh... that's Jimmies, yeah, he, uh, gave
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it to me". I know that some people do that shit, I got a
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unidisk from some dude who didn't care, and my parents believed
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it too. Anyways, how do you get away with it? Well, I suggest
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you practice carding small shit, like knives and bb guns and
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shit. Also, read as many carding files before you follow any
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instructions, this is for the beginner, but I assume that you
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understand the "basics". Practice going and picking them up,
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small things, your parents usually never notice. If your parents
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never go in your room, then splurge, card yourselves a bunch
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of sluts to work you over everyday, but if your mom isn't a yuppie
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bitch, then it's gonna be tough....After hours of day dreaming in
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school, I came across this method...
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CARDING BIG SHIT AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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ok..at this point, before carding ANYTHING. Tell your parents
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that you have a friend in California (or some other far away
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place, like I live in S.NJ so I usually say Nebraska or something).
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who is starting a computer business in a local shopping mall.
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Tell them months before that you want a 20 meg hard drive, keep
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telling them (you'll probably get it for xmas, but you can't wait
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that long), in no time, they'll be sick of it. So you say that
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the dude is gonna give you a hard drive as long as you advertise
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his company on systems all over the country (if your parents don't
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know you phreak, then just say "locally"), for the small price
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of a hard drive. You must have a friend set up in a state far away
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in order to really do this. If your parents do not believe you,
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usually they do, but if they don't, give them the number of your
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friend (he must sound older, no squeaky voces), and say it is the
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computer store in the "mall". He must answer the phone like this:
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"This is the didly-squat computer store, this is Joe, may I help you?"
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If your parents start asking questions, the dude on the other end
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cannot be nervous, he has to see the thing through, even in the tough
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spots. If your parents buy it, then you're home free. Let "Joe"
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explain to your parents the concept of the deal. Also, I'd throw in
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an HST 9600 for good effect, as a "free gift". But you don't have
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to tell them that. You can only pull this off once, unless you have
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ultra-stupid parents. But I'd cash in real good cuz you cannot use
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this as much as you'd like to. If your parents work, then you do
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not have to worry, card everything as usual, and go pick it up at the
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drop site. If your dad works, and your mom doesn't. Go outside and
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ride your bike (how cute), skateboard, work on your car, kill dogs,
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spray paint the road, etc. anything, as long as you're in front of
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your house, and your mother knows it. Go pick up the shit, and go to
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your mother (who's probably in the kitchen, heh.) and say "oh goodie,
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look what just came! Hot dog! The nice UPS man just delivered it!"
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and open it, and say "hey look, a 9600 baud modem! wow!" and go to
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your room (where the computer is, unless you keep it in the family
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room..ha) and set it up. That's it! It works, and it is very
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sensible. If you have any questions or comments about this file,
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contact me at Dragonfire Private, number at the end of this.
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The author of this file is not responsible for jack shit in this file
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or how the reader uses the contents to his/her jollies. Fuck your
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self if you get caught, and if you call me crying, I'll kill you.
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Also, don't card to the same place twice. Read all of The Metallian's
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files on carding. Thanks, and have an average day.
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Thanks to The Blade, The Metallian, The Simulator, Dial Tone,
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The Bronze Rider, The Snowman, Lustfer Death, Bungalow Bill,
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The Tempest, The Tailpipe, Swamp Rat, Franken Gibe, Frontal Nudity,
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The Rocker, The Rogue, Brain Tumor, and last but not least, TRAXSTER
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Dragonfire Private.....................................609/424-2606
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===============================================================================
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(c)1987 cDc communications by L.E. Pirate 10/20/87-22
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All Rights Worth Shit
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