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((___)) ((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
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\ / presents... \ /
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(` ') (` ')
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(U) (U)
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TWENTY WAYS TO DISRUPT SCHOOL ASSEMBLIES
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by Sid Vicious
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>>> A CULT Publication......1986 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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Basically anti-social, anti-establishment? Hate school? Who doesn't!
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Here's 20 things to screw up those JOCK-O-RAMA pep rallies and various other
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senseless assemblies in your fascist school...just TRY to have fun..
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1. When the cheerleaders start bouncing (literally) around trying to get all
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the wretched students to do their demonic, assinine chants (Beat 'em up
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beat 'em up, rah rah rah! Snap those spinal cords, ha ha ha!" , you
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should get everyone to chant something like "The New Discipline Management
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Plan SUCKS - The New Discipline Management Plan SUCKS!" etc.
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2. When the cheerleaders yell, "Are you ready!??"--You yell reeeal loud,
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"NO!"
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3. After their cheers yell stuff like, "Violence Rulez! Guns R cool!
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And we've got guns, in our school!"
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4. Yell cheerleader, twirlers, football players names when they are
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introduced or just simply to embarrass them...
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5. Stand up and ask in a loud voice for one of the cheerleaders to marry you.
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6. Say in a loud voice, "I gotta go to the bathroom!" then walk down in the
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middle of the pep rally and leave.
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If they try to stop you, just start hoping up and down like you can't hold
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it...They'll let ya go...when they say, "ok, you can go!", run as fast as you can to a remote bathroom(i.e.-home) where they can't follow you...
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7. When a twirler drops her baton or a cheerleader messes up, laugh as loud
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as you can...i mean REALLY LAUGH HARD!
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8. If like the principle comes up behind you and sits, turn around and say,
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"Ok, Mr. So-n-So, on the count of three yell, Down with Mr. So-n-So
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(his name in both places)
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9. Get those air horns and rig it up to where when someone sits down, it'll
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go off....everone will look around dumbfounded to see who's doing it...
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They'll never know...
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10. Water Balloons is a definate possibly, but i don't suggest it...yesterday
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at ours, i was playing with this purple balloon like a beachball...ya
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know, bouncing it between people and 'accidently' letting it get away from
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you where hopefully someone will pop it...or you could just pop a few
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yourself
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11. If you're terribly brave or stupid you can stand up and yell, "East
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Lubbock/Wherever Rulez!" or "Beaners suck!"
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12. The airhead cheerleaders ask you to yell, right? Yell at all times...
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even when it's supposed to be semi-quiet...
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13. Make a fire.
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14. Spray the cheerleaders pom-poms with that dog training stuff or fart spray
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15. If you're in the band, play the music that you think is more suiting for a
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pep rally...
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16. Scream anti-scholastic things during the school song
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17. DO a complete reversal and dance to the fight song...(this one is good if
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you are sitting near the front or the middle)...just stand up and dance
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and sing the words if ya know 'em!
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18. (this one is unlikely for some reason...) Write your name or the opposing
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teams name on the gym/football field with like kerosine and light'er up!
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19. Get snap -n- pops and sit at the top and throw 'em at everone.(heh)
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20. Lock 'em up! That's right! Get chains and lock all doors to the gym...
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..then ya got 2000 angry students with only 15 teachers..I dunno who would
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want out worse, the students or the teachers...heh.
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(I tried alot of these for the first pep rally of the season at my stupid
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private school...I didn't get to try the things that required planning
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(burning the school down, lock ups, air horn, ect) but I did do all of the
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yells and dancing and proposing marriage, chanting, singing, ect.)
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Thanks to myself for writing this file, and the corrupt administrators for
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giving me something to write about...
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(c)1986 cDc communications by Sid Vicious 0/0/86-06
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All Rights Worth Shit
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