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30 lines
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El Presidente, Dictator unto Death, Glorious Light of the Banana Republic, Lead
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er of our Nation, Beloved by God, God, Admiral of all our Navies, Air Marshall
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Supreme, Generalisimo of the Armies, Commander in Chief of the Combined Might o
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f the Invincible and Victorious Armed Forces of the Banana Republic, Duly Elect
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ed offical of the Sovereign Nation of the Banana Republic, Ruler for Life, Chie
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f Justice, Keeper of the Faith of the One True Banana, Pope Infallible Banana t
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he First, Emperor Highly Salacious the Second, Da Big Banana, Sir, Prime Minist
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er of the Constitutional Parliament of the Banana Republic, Author of the Const
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itution, The Grand Poohbah, Sheik Ali Akbah Balloo Lah Banana, Holder of the Cr
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own Jewels of the Banana Republic, King of the Sun, Earth and Moon, Lord of the
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Upper Sky, Majestic Ruler of the Golden Age of the Banana Republic, Knight of t
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he Order of the Golden Banana, Holder of the Cross of St. Prezzie (thrice Saint
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ed) with Gold Clusters, Saint Prezzie Thrice Sainted, Lord Mayor, Baron of the
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Grand Banana Plantations of the Banana Republic, Banana Magician Most Supreme,
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Supreme Dictator and Man about the Town, The Mother of All Dictators, Four Time
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Winner of the International Dictator of the Year Award, High Sage of Infinite W
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isdom, Warlord of the Crazed Killer Bananas of the Banana Republic, Writer of t
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he Word, Singer of the Songs, Wearer of the Chains of Office, Holder of the Sea
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l, Knower of all Things, He of the Rapacious Sexual Appetite, Keeper of the Sec
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rets of The One Banana, Architect of the Gran Plan, Duke of The Presidential Pa
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lace and Immediate Surrounds, Earl of Banana, Mad Scientist and Chief Torturer
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of Poor Little Defencless Peons, Maker of Poor Little Defencless Peons, invites
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you into...
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THE BANANA REPULIC BBS
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