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1.1 KiB
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36 lines
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El Presidente seeks your help....
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Contribute to the HURRICANE DAMAGE RELIEF FUND.
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...thats right the Banana Republic has been damaged by the recent hurricanes
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and urgently requires 1.2 million dollars to rebuild!
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FLASH-FIRE DAMAGE BILL OVER A MILLION!
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Recent droughts in the Presidential gardens have contributed to terrible series
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of Banana Palm Fires with damage estimates running to 1.5769 million!
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NEWS FLASH - Several in Danger, Famine Imminent
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Recent failure of the entire Banana crop of The Banana Republic BBS leaves
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the peons of the BBS facing a terrible lingering death from starvation unless
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$610,0532.80 can be found at once!
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Well.. I know when you re-read it, it all looks a bit silly but it is the exact
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amount I owe "Keshogi, Yogi & Boo-Boo, International Arms Dealers to the Stars"
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So, cough up and chip in, present all bank cheques, money orders, cash and
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charge cards just inside the doors of...
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THE BANANA REPUBLIC BBS
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