28 lines
910 B
Plaintext
28 lines
910 B
Plaintext
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OH WOE!
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OH WOE, OH WOE!
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I, El Presidente Glorious Leader of the Banana Republic, Light of the Western
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World, Beloved Son of God (The Great Banana), POPE Banana IV - SUFFERS!
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New User, why do you cause me this pain? What have I done to deserve this
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disrespect that you give to me? Why do you torture me so?
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New User, you approach me, you ask for access to my BBS omitting all the
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customary signs of respect. Why do you hurt me in this manner?
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You neglect to bring me gifts...
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- Where are my candies?
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- Where are my new sports cars?
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- Where are the large contributions to my campaign fund?
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- and most importantly, where are my new slave girls?
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New User approach bearing your gifts, approach with the proper respect due to
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THE BANANA REPUBLIC BBS
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