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And now...VOID, The Connection, in cooperation with Anarchy, Inc. present...
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"Phun in Movie Theatres!"
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...Dedicated to the Jackal...
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Ah, so you have decided to suffer through yet another "Phun in..." phile?
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Well, hopefully, this one will be worth your while...
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The first thing you have to do is create a fuss at the ticket counter. I
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don't care how old you are or look; Try to convince the dumb tickellers that youare under 12 and can get in for the cheap rate...Usually, they will get tired ofarguing with you and let you in cheaply.
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Then proceed to the concession stand. By a nice big bowl (?) of popcorn.
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This will prove useful in the future. Oh, yes, when you pay for your popcorn,
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pay in pennies...Also buy a coke with *LOTS* of ice...
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Go to the theatre itself. There are two main places where you can sit &
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create havoc...both of these places will be oultined in the philes to come...
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1. The first place is near the front. Sit in the very middle (crawling over
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people to get there...) and position yourself for action. One of the most phun
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things to do (Which I'm sure has been done by everyone...) is to throw popcorn
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at ev'ryone...Mundane, but still drives people crazy... Another trick is to getup in the middle of the movie, crawl over all the people in your row, and stand
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up in front of the screen. Yell something strange and quickly retire back to
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your place...
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Bring a frisbee along; I have found that the movie house is one of the
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greatest placse to play fristbee with a friend....Just aim for that bald guy in
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the hat...
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Yet another phun trick is to say to your friend in a rather loud voice "gee, Ilost my $20 bill on the floor...can you help me find it?" Immediatly, ev'ryone
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will begin to hunt for it...
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2. Probably the best place to have phun is in the back. One of the first
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things you can do is the place all the ice of your coke in front of the
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door...watch all the instant ice skaters!
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Play "bounce the popcorn on the bald guy with the hat"...This can be real
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phun...se how high you can make *YOUR* piece of popcorn bounce!
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This one is very phunny (thank God no one has done it to me!)...There is
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*ALWAYS* a couple making out in the back of the theatre...simply bring your
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trusty old flashlight and, at the appropriate moment, shine it at them... An
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even cruller thing to do is bring a flash & flash it at them...they will think
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you have taken a picture of them! (oh, how cruel!!)
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Then there is always the making of strange noises from the back. Moo, grunt,
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or make some other strange noise...the people in the theatre will spend the next1/2 hour going batty tring to figure out where it came from...
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3. Other phun places incluse inside the curtains in the back of some
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theatres...if you're lucky, you will catch someone making out back there, if
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not, there are *ALWAYS* lots of phun wires and things to pull & experiment with
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back there...If you're real clever (and mean as hell!), you can hide back
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there...at a real scary memoeny, jump out at the people in the back row of the
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theatre...(Note:I am not responsible for cases brought up as a result of a
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heart attack caused by this...)
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Oh yes, another place where people like to make out is behind the
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big blue garbage bins (Believe it or not!)...Hide in one of the garbage cans,
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and, again at the best moment, hop out & scare the hell out of
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poor couple...
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Note that all of these are non-dstructive phun...If you want the destructive
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stuff, I'll write another phile...
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<*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*> <*>
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..And, so, there you have it...just in time for Dune...hahaha...hee hee...
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Written by Princess Leia in cooperation with VOID, The Connection and Anarchy,
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Inc. C)1984...No rights reserved...
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