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Anarchy inc. ...proudly presents...
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------------ Shatted Myths on Seasame Street
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Written by: ...dD of Anarchy inc.
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Well, I would like to type for a moment or two, and tell you about a
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communist plot, right here in our own lives. Yes, this plot touches our very
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homes. It is called: "Seasame Street"...Most of you, by now, knew what I was
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going to say, and are probally thinking of hitting the ESCape key... Well,
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Russia dosen't have too much to do with Seasame Street, but it was a nice
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introduction, you'll have to admit.
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Ernie and Bert are two main characters in this show. Now, I have something
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to say. Get ahold of yourself, and breathe deep. Ernie and Bert are
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homosexuals. (-Gasp!-) Now, look at them. Two males, living alone with each
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other. They never go out and look for a good time. All they do is take baths
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and have fantasies with "Rubber Duckies"...Granted, they do sleep in seperate
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beds...But all they ever talk about is the alphabet! Now I ask you, what adult
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males live together, and want to teach little kids how to count to ten!? When
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you look at the whole picture, it gets pretty scary.
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If you look around Seasame Street, you will find that it does not contain the
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same things that a real big-city street would have on it! You will note, that,
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you never see a wino in the gutter, although Oscar does remind me of some that
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I have seen. (More on him later...) There are no prostitutes, pimps, drug
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dealers, or gang fights. This bothers me, because small children will be going
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out into the world, thinking that all city blocks are like that! I mean
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rilly...
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Big Bird, suffers from delusions. First off, he believes himself to be a
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large, flightless canary. Then, he has this "imaginary friend", which
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resembles a large elephant. (I could never spell his name...) And all "Big
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Bird" ever does is sing about something...I do believe he's been on drugs.
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Seriously, now, think about it. I don't see large brown elephants, or think
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I'm a canary. No doubt about it, Big Bird is a junkie.
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Oscar the Grouch should have been arrested a long time ago, on several
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counts. Verbal harrassment, for one. I wouldn't take very much from a green
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puppet with a loud mouth. Second, DOES he own that garbage can? I doubt it,
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and he could most likely be evicted, on the point that the place is an awful
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mess. (It is rumored that he has a head shop below, along with live cows, and
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he smuggles illegal aliens into the country, through the help of this trash
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can.)
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Well, I've had my say...Any other comments on Seasame Street?
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//---------------------------------------\\
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|| Anarchy inc. consists of: ||
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|| The Daredevil, Havoc The Chaos, ||
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|| The Moon Roach, Ruby Tuesday, ||
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|| The $heik, The Anarchist, DreadStar ||
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|| D.B. Cooper, Surf Rat, A Modem User ||
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|| The Bullseye, Princess Leia, ||
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|| Torqa Dun, Space Ace, & Teeny Bopper ||
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