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...stneserp... .cni yhcranA
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The Anarchist's Guide to Existance
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livederaD ehT :yb nettirW
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Chapter one: Life, and how to live it.
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This textfile is for people who don't know exactly what to
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do with their lives, and would like some sort of stability. So, I have the
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following things to recommend to you...
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The first, is to go out, and purchase all of Douglas Adams's novels,
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The Hitchhiker Saga. These will serve fine as your set of bibles. An
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expensive set, granted, but only if they're bought in hardbound. Don't be
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cheap. The next thing you'll most likely want to do is to go over the
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hill to the nearest record store, and buy all the Jethro Tull albums in
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sight. After you have spend at least $150 on this, question why you did
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this. Don't you feel foolish, considering you're doing something a textfile
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on an ae line told you to do? Did you learn anything? (besides the fact
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that you'll have to become a Jethro Tull fan...)
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Ron S. VanZuylen is a figure that is beginning to come once again
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into the eye of the public. He has many things to say on existance. One
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is, that if life isn't treating you right, nuke the nearest foreign
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continent. He also went on to say that anybody who sits up late at night
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writing textfiles about him is out of their gourd. I'm inclined to agree.
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He is pretty boring.
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The Moon Roach is known through the world of modems for writing the
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most confusing text-files. Ever read "Nothing.", by The Moon Roach?
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He explains his views on existance very clearly. However, I can't seem to
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understand much of the file. Oh well, I suppose that's the way life's supposed
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to be. But, I really do doubt it. The thing about me is, if some useless
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pointless little idea comes into my brain, I make a textfile about it.
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Damn useful. (Oooo...heavy on the sarcasium.)
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To end this chapter of "The Anarchist Guide to Existance", I'd like
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to point out several things to you. One, is that this file had really no
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useful purpose. Not to say that it is boring, but that it really had no
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useful purpose. Two, that the word "Anarchy" stands for the lack of
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laws, rules, and order. In other words, that's us. Anarchy inc.
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I need a drink.
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Chapter two of "The Anarchist Guide to Existance" might be coming
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out in the near future, but I doubt it. I really don't think I'm ever going
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to be this bored again. Ah well, you're enjoying this textfile, so I don't
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care.
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..The Daredevil -= Anarchy inc. Hotline: (408) 732-1079 =-
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