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Golf Cart Fun
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By: The Shadow Lord
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Thanx to: The Metallian
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A Metal Communications Presentation
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Ever walk passed a golf course and see those little cars and think "Gee I
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want one of those" ? Well, now with the miracle of hotwiring, you can.
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Checklist:
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Gloves
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Boltcutters (optional)
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Wirecutters W/ Strirper
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Set of screwdrivers (also optional)
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Backpack for Items
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Flashlight (dim)
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Finding Golfcarts:
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Walk around the rich nieghboorhoods on the golfcourse and you will notice an abundance of golfcart in people's driveways, carports, etc. Look for one withou
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t the bucket seats, as they are hard to hotwire. Also I recommend gas
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power because charging is a pain in the ass, especially when you don't want
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to keep it at home. Avoid those 3 wheeled piece of shits! they are practicaly
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worthless as the tip over when you go for 'stunts'. I drove one off a cliff
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on accident and it rolled over Romeo Delta's foot, now it is fractured.
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Making way with it:
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Well, you obviously don't want to hotwire it in thier front yard so put
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it into neutral and release the brake. If it is electric it will be plugged
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in, take the charger! you'll need it later. If it is chained, use the boltcutters, then have one peron push and the other steer it out of the
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driveway, and into some dark alley or the golfcourse trees, make sure the push
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is downhill!
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Hotwireing:
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These are soo much easier than cars to wire because 1) the stearing wheel
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doesn't lock, 2) only 2 wires on the ignition, and 3) easy ignition access.
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If you got the one with the key next to the steering wheel, forget it, they
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are the hardest to hotwire. But, if you got one with a bench seat, Bingo, you're in luck. lift the sat (it will lift from the back to the front, likea door).
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Ok, you will see 10 rechargable car batteries or a gas motor. Then to
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the front you will see the electic parts. Find out where ignition is, cut them,
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strip them, and merge them together so they stay. Some electricians tape is
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nice to hold them together untill you buy a switch.
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What to do with them:
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Well, the funnest thing by far is go to the sprinklers where the grass
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is really wet on a hill, go down(full speed and slam the brakes, turn, and you
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have 180! (note: Do NOT attempt this with a 3 wheeler!) Another thing to do
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is to take it to the beach, or get two (if you go with a friend) and play
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derby, joust, chicken, or whatever. Or take it for a drive around the nieghboorhood. Just avoid fuckng around on a mountain road, as i mentioned before, I are
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it and attracted the attention of the fire department and cops,
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which we barely avoided with Romeo Delta limping. Also, never attempt a 180
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on concreate! I busted the axle off and had to steal another one.
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Have fun and don't get busted,
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Shadow Lord
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Golf Cart Fun (C) 1985 from the Noctuornal Activities Collection.
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P.S. I like keeping the ingnition switch as a little souveneer or sending it
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to the owner in the mail with a little note like "Have a nice day" or
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demanding a ransom.
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