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The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
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:-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
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joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
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;-) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
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More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
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:-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
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or depressed about something.
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:-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
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good as a happy smilie
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:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
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>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
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>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
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Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
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(-: User is left handed
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%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
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:*) User is drunk
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[:] User is a robot
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8-) User is wearing sunglasses
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B:-) Sunglasses on head
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::-) User wears normal glasses
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B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
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8:-) User is a little girl
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:-)-8 User is a Big girl
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:-{) User has a moustache
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:-{} User wears lipstick
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{:-) User wears a toupee
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}:-( Toupee in an updraft
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:-[ User is a Vampire
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:-E Bucktoothed vampire
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:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
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:-7 User just made a wry statement
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:-* User just ate something sour
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:-)~ User drools
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:-~) User has a cold
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:'-( User is crying
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:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
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:-@ User is screaming
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:-# User wears braces
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:^) User has a broken nose
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:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
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:_) User's nose is sliding off of his/her face
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:<) User is from an Ivy League School
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:-& User is tongue tied.
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=:-) User is a hosehead
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-:-) User is a punk rocker
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-:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
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:=) User has two noses
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+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
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`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
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,:-) Same thing...other side
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|-I User is asleep
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|-O User is yawning/snoring
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:-Q User is a smoker
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:-? User smokes a pipe
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O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
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O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
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:-P Nyahhhh!
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:-S User just made an incoherent statement
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:-D User is laughing (at you!)
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:-X User's lips are sealed
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:-C User is really bummed
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<|-) User is Chinese
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<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
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(8() User is Numidian
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:-/ User is skeptical
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C=:-) User is a chef
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@= User is pro-nuclear war
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*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
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:-o Uh oh!
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(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
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*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
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3:] Pet smilie
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3:[ Mean Pet smilie
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d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
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E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
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:-9 User is licking his/her lips
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%-6 User is braindead
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[:-) User is wearing a walkman
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(:I User is an egghead
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<:-I User is a dunce
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K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
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@:-) User is wearing a turban
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:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
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:-: Mutant Smilie
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The invisible smilie
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.-) User only has one eye
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,-) Ditto...but he's winking
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X-( User just died
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8 :-) User is a wizard
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C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
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a mustache, and a double chin
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Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
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:) Midget smilie
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:] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
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=) Variation on a theme...
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:) - Happy
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:D - Laughter
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:I - Hmmm...
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:( - Sad
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:[ - Real Downer
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:O - Yelling
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:,( - Crying
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[] - Hugs and
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:* - Kisses
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|I - Asleep
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|^o -Snoring
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:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
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:-1 smiley bland face
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:-! "
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:-@ smiley face screaming
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:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
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:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
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:-% smiley banker
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:-6 smiley after eating something sour
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:^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)
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:-7 smiley after a wry statement
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8-) smiley swimmer
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:-* smiley after eating something bitter
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:-& smiley which is tongue-tied
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:-0 smiley orator
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smiley invisible man
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(:-( unsmiley frowning
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(:-) smiley big-face
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):-) "
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):-( unsmiley big-face
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)8-) scuba smiley big-face
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=:-) smiley punk-rocker
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=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
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+:-) smiley priest
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:-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
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:-e disappointed smiley
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:-t cross smiley
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:-i semi-smiley
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:-o smiley singing national anthem
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:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
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:-[ un-smiley blockhead
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:-] smiley blockhead
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:-{ smiley variation on a theme
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:-} ditto
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{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
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}:-) above in an updraft
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:-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
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:-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment
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:-d lefty smiley razzing you
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g-) smiley with ponce-nez glasses
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:-j left smiling smilely
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:-k beats me, looks like something, tho.
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:-l y. a. s.
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:-: mutant smiley
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:-\ undecided smiley
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:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
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;-) winking smiley
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:-< real sad smiley
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:-> y.a.s.
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:-z y.a.c.s.
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:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
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:-c bummed out smiley
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:-v talking head smiley
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:v) left-pointing nose smiley
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:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
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:-/ lefty undecided smiley
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:-? smilely smoking a pipe
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.-] one-eyed smilely
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,-} wry and winking
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0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
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:-=) older smiley with mustache
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:u) smiley with funny-looking left nose
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:n) smiley with funny-looking right nose
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:< midget unsmiley
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:> midget smiley
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}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
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a double-chin
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:-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame
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|-) hee hee O |-) net.religion
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|-D ho ho
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:-> hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards
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:-( boo hoo X-( net.suicide
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:-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio
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:-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek
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:-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets
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|-P yuk
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:-} beard
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:-{ mustache
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:-# braces
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:-X bow tie
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:-Q smoker
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<:I dunce
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(:I egghead
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@:I turban
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8-) glasses
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B-) horn-rims
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8:-) glasses on forehead
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:-8( condescending stare
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;-) wink
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>:-< mad
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Drama :-( Comedy :-) Surpise :-o Suspense 8-|
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Male :- Female >-
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Birth |-O Death 8-#
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Infinity 8
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======================================================================
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Some smiliey people:
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A pig :@)
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A leper : )
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Jimmy Durante :###)
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Donald Trump :$)
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Carl Friedrich Gauss :+)
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Peter Ubberoth :~)
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Jose Feliciano -)
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Helen Keller -
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Dolly Parton :-) 8
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John Holmes :-) ---
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Bon Jovi #:-)
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Ed Koch :-)
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Bozo the Clown:
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:o)
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Siamese twins:
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(-::-)
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An accountant:
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:%)
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Sam Kinnison:
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:-)!!!
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a schizophrenic:
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*!#*!^*&:-)
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a manic depressive:
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:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ....
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Adolph Hitler:
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:-=)
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Arnold Schwarznegger:
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:-)==
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98-pound weakling:
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:-)--
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Sammy Davis, Jr.:
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.-)
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A philosopher:
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:?)
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