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98 lines
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BLACK SEPTEMBER PRESENTS
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=-> HOW TO MAKE SLIME <-=
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ok..Practically everyone knows about that shit that's all slimy
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and gooey, and doesn't stick to anything? The "EVIL HOARDE SLIME"
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is one of the many brands. In our conquest to discover various ways
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of making this Gooey Shit (GS from now on), we came across what is
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closest to this stuff. Now let's make it...
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HOW TO MAKE THIS SHIT
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Materials
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(1).....Measuring Cup
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(1).....Large >PLASTIC< Bowl
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(1).....>WOODEN< Spoon
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(1).....Box of PURE Corn Starch
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and some water nearby.
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First. Take the measuring cup, and fill it, to ONE CUP. Dump it in
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the bowl. Wipe it dry, and measure 1 1/2 cups of PURE Corn Starch.
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*DO NOT DUMP THE WHOLE THING IN*. Put a little in, and continue to stir
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with the wooden spoon. Continue stirring until all the corn starch in
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the cup is used up.
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TRYING IT OUT
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Now you got the GS made. What the hell do you do with it? Simple.
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Before you mess around with it, like at school,etc. You should test
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it out, to see if it's good enough. Take your hand, and SLAM your
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hand, down into the plastic bowl. If it splatters, it's not enough
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corn starch. If it accepts your hand, and you take your hand out with
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all this white shit all over it, then it works.
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AFFECTS
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You might want to add some blue or any color, food coloring. This will
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make it more enjoyable, and will help it stick together more.
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STORAGE
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*NOTE* This GS can become VERY harmful to your clothes, rugs, and
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exspecially your drainage pipes. Do not throw this down the sink when
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you are done with it. It will clog your drains, and even LIQUID PLUMBER
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can't eat through this stuff.
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FUN WITH GS
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Well, now you have this slimy shit. What should I do with it? hmmm?
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Well....
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1. Take it to school and replace it for someones JELLO.
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2. Put it in a plastic bag, to simulate that "pussy" feeling.
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3. Use it as hard on cream.
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4. Throw it at people.
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5. Add some gasoline to it, and torch it.
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6. Flush it down the toilets at school, and they will think that
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it's some strange phenominum that the drains are screwed.
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7. Color it green, and lay it on the desk, and make it look like
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you had a snot shot (blasting a booger out on side of a nose..)
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8. Smear it on walls.
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9. Drop it in someones pool (it floats, if it's not too thick.)
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10. Tell your parents you were out playing, and found a nuclear
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waste container.
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OTHER
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Ah well...It's fun anyways. We are not responsible in what you do with
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this crap. I seriously don't see what harm can come out of a little bit
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of slime. Oh well... Have phun.
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+Written by+
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-> L.E. Pirate <-
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Note : This "stuff" is hardly anything like that crap called Ekto Plazm
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(Ghostbuster slime stuff.). This is just a slime kind of thing,
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that defies Newton's 3rd law of motion. Try it, slam your hand
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into it. If it's good. It will not splatter. Later.
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