74 lines
1.3 KiB
Plaintext
74 lines
1.3 KiB
Plaintext
CAT HAIKU
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You never feed me.
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Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
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That will sure show you.
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You must scratch me there!
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Yes, above my tail!
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Behold, elevator butt.
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The rule for today
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Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
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New rule tomorrow.
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In deep sleep hear sound
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cat vomit hairball somewhere
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will find in morning.
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Grace personified.
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I leap into the window.
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I meant to do that.
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Blur of motion, then-
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silence, me, a paper bag.
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What is so funny?
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The mighty hunter
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Returns with gifts of plump birds-
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your foot just squashed one.
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You're always typing.
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Well, let's see you ignore my
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sitting on your hands.
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My small cardboard box.
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You cannot see me if I
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can just hide my head.
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Terrible battle.
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I fought for hours. Come and see!
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What's a 'term paper'?
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Small brave carnivores
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Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
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Fear vacuum cleaner
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I want to be close
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to you. Can I fit my head
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inside your armpit?
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Wanna go outside.
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Oh, shit! Help! I got outside!
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Let me back inside!
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Oh no! Big One
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has been trapped by newspaper!
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Cat to the rescue!
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Humans are so strange.
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Mine lies still in bed, then screams
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My claws are not that sharp.
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Cats meow out of angst
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"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
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We could break so much!"
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The Big Ones snore now
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Every room is dark and cold
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Time for "Cup Hockey"
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We're almost equals
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I purr to show I love you
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Want to smell my butt?
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