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THE HUNTING OF THE SNARK
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Lewis Carroll
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THE MILLENNIUM FULCRUM EDITION 1.2
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THE HUNTING OF THE SNARK
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an Agony in Eight Fits
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by
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Lewis Carroll
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PREFACE
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If-and the thing is wildly possible-the charge of writing nonsense
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were ever brought against the author of this brief but instructive
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poem, it would be based, I feel convinced, on the line (in p.4)
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"Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes."
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In view of this painful possibility, I will not (as I might) appeal
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indignantly to my other writings as a proof that I am incapable of
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such a deed: I will not (as I might) point to the strong moral purpose
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of this poem itself, to the arithmetical principles so cautiously
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inculcated in it, or to its noble teachings in Natural History--I will
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take the more prosaic course of simply explaining how it happened.
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The Bellman, who was almost morbidly sensitive about appearances,
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used to have the bowsprit unshipped once or twice a week to be revarnished,
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and it more than once happened, when the time came for replacing it, that
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no one on board could remember which end of the ship it belonged to.
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They knew it was not of the slightest use to appeal to the Bellman about it--
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he would only refer to his Naval Code, and read out in pathetic tones
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Admiralty Instructions which none of them had ever been able to understand--
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so it generally ended in its being fastened on, anyhow, across the rudder.
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The helmsman used to stand by with tears in his eyes; he knew it was all wrong,
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but alas! Rule 42 of the Code, "No one shall speak to the Man at the Helm,"
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had been completed by the Bellman himself with the words "and the Man at the
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Helm shall speak to no one." So remonstrance was impossible, and no steering
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could be done till the next varnishing day. During these bewildering intervals
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the ship usually sailed backwards.
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As this poem is to some extent connected with the lay of the Jabberwock,
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let me take this opportunity of answering a question that has often been asked
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me, how to pronounce "slithy toves." The "i" in "slithy" is long, as in
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"writhe"; and "toves" is pronounced so as to rhyme with "groves." Again, the
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first "o" in "borogoves" is pronounced like the "o" in "borrow." I have heard
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people try to give it the sound of the "o" in "worry. Such is Human
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Perversity.
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This also seems a fitting occasion to notice the other hard works in that
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poem. Humpty-Dumpty's theory, of two meanings packed into one word like a
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portmanteau, seems to me the right explanation for all.
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For instance, take the two words "fuming" and "furious." Make up your
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mind that you will say both words, but leave it unsettled which you will say
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first. Now open your mouth and speak. If your thoughts incline ever so
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little towards "fuming," you will say "fuming-furious;" if they turn, by even
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a hair's breadth, towards "furious," you will say "furious-fuming;" but if you
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have the rarest of gifts, a perfectly balanced mind, you will say "frumious."
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Supposing that, when Pistol uttered the well-known words--
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"Under which king, Bezonian? Speak or die!"
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Justice Shallow had felt certain that it was either William or Richard, but
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had not been able to settle which, so that he could not possibly say either
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name before the other, can it be doubted that, rather than die, he would have
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gasped out "Rilchiam!"
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Fit the First
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THE LANDING
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"Just the place for a Snark!" the Bellman cried,
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As he landed his crew with care;
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Supporting each man on the top of the tide
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By a finger entwined in his hair.
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"Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice:
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That alone should encourage the crew.
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Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
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What i tell you three times is true."
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The crew was complete: it included a Boots--
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A maker of Bonnets and Hoods--
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A Barrister, brought to arrange their disputes--
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And a Broker, to value their goods.
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A Billiard-maker, whose skill was immense,
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Might perhaps have won more than his share--
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But a Banker, engaged at enormous expense,
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Had the whole of their cash in his care.
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There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,
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Or would sit making lace in the bow:
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And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,
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Though none of the sailors knew how.
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There was one who was famed for the number of things
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He forgot when he entered the ship:
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His umbrella, his watch, all his jewels and rings,
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And the clothes he had bought for the trip.
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He had forty-two boxes, all carefully packed,
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With his name painted clearly on each:
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But, since he omitted to mention the fact,
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They were all left behind on the beach.
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The loss of his clothes hardly mattered, because
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He had seven coats on when he came,
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With three pairs of boots--but the worst of it was,
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He had wholly forgotten his name.
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He would answer to "Hi!" or to any loud cry,
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Such as "Fry me!" or "Fritter my wig!"
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To "What-you-may-call-um!" or "What-was-his-name!"
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But especially "Thing-um-a-jig!"
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While, for those who preferred a more forcible word,
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He had different names from these:
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His intimate friends called him "Candle-ends,"
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And his enemies "Toasted-cheese."
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"His form in ungainly--his intellect small--"
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(So the Bellman would often remark)
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"But his courage is perfect! And that, after all,
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Is the thing that one needs with a Snark."
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He would joke with hyenas, returning their stare
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With an impudent wag of the head:
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And he once went a walk, paw-in-paw, with a bear,
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"Just to keep up its spirits," he said.
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He came as a Baker: but owned, when too late--
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And it drove the poor Bellman half-mad--
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He could only bake Bridecake--for which, I may state,
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No materials were to be had.
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The last of the crew needs especial remark,
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Though he looked an incredible dunce:
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He had just one idea--but, that one being "Snark,"
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The good Bellman engaged him at once.
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He came as a Butcher: but gravely declared,
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When the ship had been sailing a week,
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He could only kill Beavers. The Bellman looked scared,
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And was almost too frightened to speak:
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But at length he explained, in a tremulous tone,
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There was only one Beaver on board;
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And that was a tame one he had of his own,
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Whose death would be deeply deplored.
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The Beaver, who happened to hear the remark,
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Protested, with tears in its eyes,
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That not even the rapture of hunting the Snark
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Could atone for that dismal surprise!
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It strongly advised that the Butcher should be
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Conveyed in a separate ship:
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But the Bellman declared that would never agree
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With the plans he had made for the trip:
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Navigation was always a difficult art,
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Though with only one ship and one bell:
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And he feared he must really decline, for his part,
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Undertaking another as well.
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The Beaver's best course was, no doubt, to procure
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A second-hand dagger-proof coat--
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So the Baker advised it-- and next, to insure
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Its life in some Office of note:
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This the Banker suggested, and offered for hire
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(On moderate terms), or for sale,
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Two excellent Policies, one Against Fire,
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And one Against Damage From Hail.
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Yet still, ever after that sorrowful day,
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Whenever the Butcher was by,
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The Beaver kept looking the opposite way,
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And appeared unaccountably shy.
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Fit the Second
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THE BELLMAN'S SPEECH
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The Bellman himself they all praised to the skies--
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Such a carriage, such ease and such grace!
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Such solemnity, too! One could see he was wise,
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The moment one looked in his face!
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He had bought a large map representing the sea,
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Without the least vestige of land:
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And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be
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A map they could all understand.
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"What's the good of Mercator's North Poles and Equators,
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Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?"
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So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would reply
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"They are merely conventional signs!
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"Other maps are such shapes, with their islands and capes!
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But we've got our brave Captain to thank:
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(So the crew would protest) "that he's bought us the best--
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A perfect and absolute blank!"
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This was charming, no doubt; but they shortly found out
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That the Captain they trusted so well
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Had only one notion for crossing the ocean,
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And that was to tingle his bell.
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He was thoughtful and grave--but the orders he gave
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Were enough to bewilder a crew.
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When he cried "Steer to starboard, but keep her head larboard!"
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What on earth was the helmsman to do?
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Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:
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A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
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That frequently happens in tropical climes,
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When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked."
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But the principal failing occurred in the sailing,
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And the Bellman, perplexed and distressed,
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Said he had hoped, at least, when the wind blew due East,
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That the ship would not travel due West!
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But the danger was past--they had landed at last,
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With their boxes, portmanteaus, and bags:
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Yet at first sight the crew were not pleased with the view,
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Which consisted to chasms and crags.
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The Bellman perceived that their spirits were low,
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And repeated in musical tone
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Some jokes he had kept for a season of woe--
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But the crew would do nothing but groan.
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He served out some grog with a liberal hand,
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And bade them sit down on the beach:
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And they could not but own that their Captain looked grand,
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As he stood and delivered his speech.
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"Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears!"
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(They were all of them fond of quotations:
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So they drank to his health, and they gave him three cheers,
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While he served out additional rations).
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"We have sailed many months, we have sailed many weeks,
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(Four weeks to the month you may mark),
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But never as yet ('tis your Captain who speaks)
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Have we caught the least glimpse of a Snark!
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"We have sailed many weeks, we have sailed many days,
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(Seven days to the week I allow),
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But a Snark, on the which we might lovingly gaze,
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We have never beheld till now!
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"Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again
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The five unmistakable marks
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By which you may know, wheresoever you go,
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The warranted genuine Snarks.
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"Let us take them in order. The first is the taste,
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Which is meager and hollow, but crisp:
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Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist,
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With a flavor of Will-o-the-wisp.
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"Its habit of getting up late you'll agree
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That it carries too far, when I say
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That it frequently breakfasts at five-o'clock tea,
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And dines on the following day.
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"The third is its slowness in taking a jest.
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Should you happen to venture on one,
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It will sigh like a thing that is deeply distressed:
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And it always looks grave at a pun.
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"The fourth is its fondness for bathing-machines,
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Which is constantly carries about,
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And believes that they add to the beauty of scenes--
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A sentiment open to doubt.
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"The fifth is ambition. It next will be right
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To describe each particular batch:
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Distinguishing those that have feathers, and bite,
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And those that have whiskers, and scratch.
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"For, although common Snarks do no manner of harm,
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Yet, I feel it my duty to say,
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Some are Boojums--" The Bellman broke off in alarm,
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For the Baker had fainted away.
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Fit the Third
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THE BAKER'S TALE
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They roused him with muffins--they roused him with ice--
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They roused him with mustard and cress--
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They roused him with jam and judicious advice--
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They set him conundrums to guess.
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When at length he sat up and was able to speak,
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His sad story he offered to tell;
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And the Bellman cried "Silence! Not even a shriek!"
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And excitedly tingled his bell.
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There was silence supreme! Not a shriek, not a scream,
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Scarcely even a howl or a groan,
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As the man they called "Ho!" told his story of woe
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In an antediluvian tone.
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"My father and mother were honest, though poor--"
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"Skip all that!" cried the Bellman in haste.
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"If it once becomes dark, there's no chance of a Snark--
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We have hardly a minute to waste!"
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"I skip forty years," said the Baker, in tears,
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"And proceed without further remark
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To the day when you took me aboard of your ship
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To help you in hunting the Snark.
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"A dear uncle of mine (after whom I was named)
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Remarked, when I bade him farewell--"
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"Oh, skip your dear uncle!" the Bellman exclaimed,
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As he angrily tingled his bell.
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"He remarked to me then," said that mildest of men,
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" 'If your Snark be a Snark, that is right:
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Fetch it home by all means--you may serve it with greens,
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And it's handy for striking a light.
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" 'You may seek it with thimbles--and seek it with care;
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You may hunt it with forks and hope;
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You may threaten its life with a railway-share;
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You may charm it with smiles and soap--' "
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("That's exactly the method," the Bellman bold
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In a hasty parenthesis cried,
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"That's exactly the way I have always been told
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That the capture of Snarks should be tried!")
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" 'But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day,
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If your Snark be a Boojum! For then
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You will softly and suddenly vanish away,
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And never be met with again!'
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"It is this, it is this that oppresses my soul,
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When I think of my uncle's last words:
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And my heart is like nothing so much as a bowl
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Brimming over with quivering curds!
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"It is this, it is this--" "We have had that before!"
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The Bellman indignantly said.
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And the Baker replied "Let me say it once more.
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It is this, it is this that I dread!
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"I engage with the Snark--every night after dark--
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In a dreamy delirious fight:
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I serve it with greens in those shadowy scenes,
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And I use it for striking a light:
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"But if ever I meet with a Boojum, that day,
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In a moment (of this I am sure),
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I shall softly and suddenly vanish away--
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And the notion I cannot endure!"
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Fit the fourth
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THE HUNTING
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The Bellman looked uffish, and wrinkled his brow.
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"If only you'd spoken before!
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It's excessively awkward to mention it now,
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With the Snark, so to speak, at the door!
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"We should all of us grieve, as you well may believe,
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If you never were met with again--
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But surely, my man, when the voyage began,
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You might have suggested it then?
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"It's excessively awkward to mention it now--
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As I think I've already remarked."
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And the man they called "Hi!" replied, with a sigh,
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"I informed you the day we embarked.
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"You may charge me with murder--or want of sense--
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(We are all of us weak at times):
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But the slightest approach to a false pretense
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Was never among my crimes!
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"I said it in Hebrew--I said it in Dutch--
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I said it in German and Greek:
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But I wholly forgot (and it vexes me much)
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That English is what you speak!"
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"'Tis a pitiful tale," said the Bellman, whose face
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Had grown longer at every word:
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"But, now that you've stated the whole of your case,
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More debate would be simply absurd.
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"The rest of my speech" (he explained to his men)
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"You shall hear when I've leisure to speak it.
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But the Snark is at hand, let me tell you again!
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'Tis your glorious duty to seek it!
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"To seek it with thimbles, to seek it with care;
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To pursue it with forks and hope;
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To threaten its life with a railway-share;
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To charm it with smiles and soap!
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"For the Snark's a peculiar creature, that won't
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Be caught in a commonplace way.
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Do all that you know, and try all that you don't:
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Not a chance must be wasted to-day!
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"For England expects--I forbear to proceed:
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'Tis a maxim tremendous, but trite:
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And you'd best be unpacking the things that you need
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To rig yourselves out for the fight."
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Then the Banker endorsed a blank check (which he crossed),
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And changed his loose silver for notes.
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The Baker with care combed his whiskers and hair,
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And shook the dust out of his coats.
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The Boots and the Broker were sharpening a spade--
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Each working the grindstone in turn:
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But the Beaver went on making lace, and displayed
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No interest in the concern:
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Though the Barrister tried to appeal to its pride,
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And vainly proceeded to cite
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A number of cases, in which making laces
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Had been proved an infringement of right.
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The maker of Bonnets ferociously planned
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A novel arrangement of bows:
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While the Billiard-marker with quivering hand
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Was chalking the tip of his nose.
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But the Butcher turned nervous, and dressed himself fine,
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With yellow kid gloves and a ruff--
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Said he felt it exactly like going to dine,
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Which the Bellman declared was all "stuff."
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"Introduce me, now there's a good fellow," he said,
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"If we happen to meet it together!"
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And the Bellman, sagaciously nodding his head,
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Said "That must depend on the weather."
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The Beaver went simply galumphing about,
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At seeing the Butcher so shy:
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And even the Baker, though stupid and stout,
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Made an effort to wink with one eye.
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"Be a man!" said the Bellman in wrath, as he heard
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The Butcher beginning to sob.
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"Should we meet with a Jubjub, that desperate bird,
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We shall need all our strength for the job!"
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Fit the Fifth
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THE BEAVER'S LESSON
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They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
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They pursued it with forks and hope;
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They threatened its life with a railway-share;
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They charmed it with smiles and soap.
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Then the Butcher contrived an ingenious plan
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For making a separate sally;
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And fixed on a spot unfrequented by man,
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A dismal and desolate valley.
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But the very same plan to the Beaver occurred:
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It had chosen the very same place:
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Yet neither betrayed, by a sign or a word,
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The disgust that appeared in his face.
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Each thought he was thinking of nothing but "Snark"
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And the glorious work of the day;
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And each tried to pretend that he did not remark
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That the other was going that way.
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But the valley grew narrow and narrower still,
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And the evening got darker and colder,
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Till (merely from nervousness, not from goodwill)
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They marched along shoulder to shoulder.
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Then a scream, shrill and high, rent the shuddering sky,
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And they knew that some danger was near:
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The Beaver turned pale to the tip of its tail,
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And even the Butcher felt queer.
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He thought of his childhood, left far far behind--
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That blissful and innocent state--
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The sound so exactly recalled to his mind
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A pencil that squeaks on a slate!
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"'Tis the voice of the Jubjub!" he suddenly cried.
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(This man, that they used to call "Dunce.")
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"As the Bellman would tell you," he added with pride,
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"I have uttered that sentiment once.
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"'Tis the note of the Jubjub! Keep count, I entreat;
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You will find I have told it you twice.
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'Tis the song of the Jubjub! The proof is complete,
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If only I've stated it thrice."
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The Beaver had counted with scrupulous care,
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Attending to every word:
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But it fairly lost heart, and outgrabe in despair,
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When the third repetition occurred.
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It felt that, in spite of all possible pains,
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It had somehow contrived to lose count,
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And the only thing now was to rack its poor brains
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By reckoning up the amount.
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"Two added to one--if that could but be done,"
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It said, "with one's fingers and thumbs!"
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Recollecting with tears how, in earlier years,
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It had taken no pains with its sums.
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"The thing can be done," said the Butcher, "I think.
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The thing must be done, I am sure.
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The thing shall be done! Bring me paper and ink,
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The best there is time to procure."
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The Beaver brought paper,portfolio, pens,
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And ink in unfailing supplies:
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While strange creepy creatures came out of their dens,
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And watched them with wondering eyes.
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So engrossed was the Butcher, he heeded them not,
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As he wrote with a pen in each hand,
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And explained all the while in a popular style
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Which the Beaver could well understand.
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"Taking Three as the subject to reason about--
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A convenient number to state--
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We add Seven, and Ten, and then multiply out
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By One Thousand diminished by Eight.
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"The result we proceed to divide, as you see,
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By Nine Hundred and Ninety Two:
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Then subtract Seventeen, and the answer must be
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Exactly and perfectly true.
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"The method employed I would gladly explain,
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While I have it so clear in my head,
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If I had but the time and you had but the brain--
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But much yet remains to be said.
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"In one moment I've seen what has hitherto been
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Enveloped in absolute mystery,
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And without extra charge I will give you at large
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A Lesson in Natural History."
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In his genial way he proceeded to say
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(Forgetting all laws of propriety,
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And that giving instruction, without introduction,
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Would have caused quite a thrill in Society),
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"As to temper the Jubjub's a desperate bird,
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Since it lives in perpetual passion:
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Its taste in costume is entirely absurd--
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It is ages ahead of the fashion:
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"But it knows any friend it has met once before:
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It never will look at a bride:
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And in charity-meetings it stands at the door,
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And collects--though it does not subscribe.
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" Its flavor when cooked is more exquisite far
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Than mutton, or oysters, or eggs:
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(Some think it keeps best in an ivory jar,
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And some, in mahogany kegs:)
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"You boil it in sawdust: you salt it in glue:
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You condense it with locusts and tape:
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Still keeping one principal object in view--
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To preserve its symmetrical shape."
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The Butcher would gladly have talked till next day,
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But he felt that the lesson must end,
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And he wept with delight in attempting to say
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He considered the Beaver his friend.
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While the Beaver confessed, with affectionate looks
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More eloquent even than tears,
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It had learned in ten minutes far more than all books
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Would have taught it in seventy years.
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They returned hand-in-hand, and the Bellman, unmanned
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(For a moment) with noble emotion,
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Said "This amply repays all the wearisome days
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We have spent on the billowy ocean!"
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Such friends, as the Beaver and Butcher became,
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Have seldom if ever been known;
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In winter or summer, 'twas always the same--
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You could never meet either alone.
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And when quarrels arose--as one frequently finds
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Quarrels will, spite of every endeavor--
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The song of the Jubjub recurred to their minds,
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And cemented their friendship for ever!
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Fit the Sixth
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THE BARRISTER'S DREAM
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They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
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They pursued it with forks and hope;
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They threatened its life with a railway-share;
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They charmed it with smiles and soap.
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But the Barrister, weary of proving in vain
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That the Beaver's lace-making was wrong,
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Fell asleep, and in dreams saw the creature quite plain
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That his fancy had dwelt on so long.
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He dreamed that he stood in a shadowy Court,
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Where the Snark, with a glass in its eye,
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Dressed in gown, bands, and wig, was defending a pig
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On the charge of deserting its sty.
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The Witnesses proved, without error or flaw,
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That the sty was deserted when found:
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And the Judge kept explaining the state of the law
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In a soft under-current of sound.
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The indictment had never been clearly expressed,
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And it seemed that the Snark had begun,
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And had spoken three hours, before any one guessed
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What the pig was supposed to have done.
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The Jury had each formed a different view
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(Long before the indictment was read),
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And they all spoke at once, so that none of them knew
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One word that the others had said.
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"You must know ---" said the Judge: but the Snark exclaimed "Fudge!"
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That statute is obsolete quite!
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Let me tell you, my friends, the whole question depends
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On an ancient manorial right.
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"In the matter of Treason the pig would appear
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To have aided, but scarcely abetted:
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While the charge of Insolvency fails, it is clear,
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If you grant the plea 'never indebted.'
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"The fact of Desertion I will not dispute;
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But its guilt, as I trust, is removed
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(So far as related to the costs of this suit)
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By the Alibi which has been proved.
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"My poor client's fate now depends on you votes."
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Here the speaker sat down in his place,
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And directed the Judge to refer to his notes
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And briefly to sum up the case.
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But the Judge said he never had summed up before;
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So the Snark undertook it instead,
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And summed it so well that it came to far more
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Than the Witnesses ever had said!
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When the verdict was called for, the Jury declined,
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As the word was so puzzling to spell;
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But they ventured to hope that the Snark wouldn't mind
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Undertaking that duty as well.
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So the Snark found the verdict, although, as it owned,
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It was spent with the toils of the day:
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When it said the word "GUILTY!" the Jury all groaned,
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And some of them fainted away.
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Then the Snark pronounced sentence, the Judge being quite
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Too nervous to utter a word:
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When it rose to its feet, there was silence like night,
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And the fall of a pin might be heard.
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"Transportation for lift" was the sentence it gave,
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"And *then* to be fined forty pound."
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The Jury all cheered, though the Judge said he feared
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That the phrase was not legally sound.
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But their wild exultation was suddenly checked
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When the jailer informed them, with tears,
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Such a sentence would have not the slightest effect,
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As the pig had been dead for some years.
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The Judge left the Court, looking deeply disgusted:
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But the Snark, though a little aghast,
|
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As the lawyer to whom the defense was entrusted,
|
|
Went bellowing on to the last.
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Thus the Barrister dreamed, while the bellowing seemed
|
|
To grow every moment more clear:
|
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Till he woke to the knell of a furious bell,
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Which the Bellman rang close at his ear.
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Fit the Seventh
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THE BANKER'S FATE
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They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
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|
They pursued it with forks and hope;
|
|
They threatened its life with a railway-share;
|
|
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
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|
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
|
|
It was matter for general remark,
|
|
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
|
|
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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|
|
|
But while he was seeking with thimbles and care,
|
|
A Bandersnatch swiftly drew nigh
|
|
And grabbed at the Banker, who shrieked in despair,
|
|
For he knew it was useless to fly.
|
|
|
|
He offered large discount--he offered a check
|
|
(Drawn "to bearer") for seven-pounds-ten:
|
|
But the Bandersnatch merely extended its neck
|
|
And grabbed at the Banker again.
|
|
|
|
Without rest or pause--while those frumious jaws
|
|
Went savagely snapping around-
|
|
He skipped and he hopped, and he floundered and flopped,
|
|
Till fainting he fell to the ground.
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|
|
|
The Bandersnatch fled as the others appeared
|
|
Led on by that fear-stricken yell:
|
|
And the Bellman remarked "It is just as I feared!"
|
|
And solemnly tolled on his bell.
|
|
|
|
He was black in the face, and they scarcely could trace
|
|
The least likeness to what he had been:
|
|
While so great was his fright that his waistcoat turned white-
|
|
A wonderful thing to be seen!
|
|
|
|
To the horror of all who were present that day.
|
|
He uprose in full evening dress,
|
|
And with senseless grimaces endeavored to say
|
|
What his tongue could no longer express.
|
|
|
|
Down he sank in a chair--ran his hands through his hair--
|
|
And chanted in mimsiest tones
|
|
Words whose utter inanity proved his insanity,
|
|
While he rattled a couple of bones.
|
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|
|
"Leave him here to his fate--it is getting so late!"
|
|
The Bellman exclaimed in a fright.
|
|
"We have lost half the day. Any further delay,
|
|
And we sha'nt catch a Snark before night!"
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|
|
|
|
|
|
Fit the Eighth
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|
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THE VANISHING
|
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|
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|
|
They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
|
|
They pursued it with forks and hope;
|
|
They threatened its life with a railway-share;
|
|
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
|
|
|
|
They shuddered to think that the chase might fail,
|
|
And the Beaver, excited at last,
|
|
Went bounding along on the tip of its tail,
|
|
For the daylight was nearly past.
|
|
|
|
"There is Thingumbob shouting!" the Bellman said,
|
|
"He is shouting like mad, only hark!
|
|
He is waving his hands, he is wagging his head,
|
|
He has certainly found a Snark!"
|
|
|
|
They gazed in delight, while the Butcher exclaimed
|
|
"He was always a desperate wag!"
|
|
They beheld him--their Baker--their hero unnamed--
|
|
On the top of a neighboring crag.
|
|
|
|
Erect and sublime, for one moment of time.
|
|
In the next, that wild figure they saw
|
|
(As if stung by a spasm) plunge into a chasm,
|
|
While they waited and listened in awe.
|
|
|
|
"It's a Snark!" was the sound that first came to their ears,
|
|
And seemed almost too good to be true.
|
|
Then followed a torrent of laughter and cheers:
|
|
Then the ominous words "It's a Boo-"
|
|
|
|
Then, silence. Some fancied they heard in the air
|
|
A weary and wandering sigh
|
|
Then sounded like "-jum!" but the others declare
|
|
It was only a breeze that went by.
|
|
|
|
They hunted till darkness came on, but they found
|
|
Not a button, or feather, or mark,
|
|
By which they could tell that they stood on the ground
|
|
Where the Baker had met with the Snark.
|
|
|
|
In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
|
|
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
|
|
He had softly and suddenly vanished away---
|
|
For the Snark *was* a Boojum, you see.
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THE END
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