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A CHRISTMAS CAROL
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by Charles Dickens
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I have endeavoured in this Ghostly little book,
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to raise the Ghost of an Idea, which shall not put my
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readers out of humour with themselves, with each other,
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with the season, or with me. May it haunt their houses
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pleasantly, and no one wish to lay it.
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Their faithful Friend and Servant,
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C. D.
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December, 1843.
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Stave 1: Marley's Ghost
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Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt
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whatever about that. The register of his burial was
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signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker,
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and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And
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Scrooge's name was good upon `Change, for anything he
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chose to put his hand to.
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Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
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Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my
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own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about
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a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to
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regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery
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in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors
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is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
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shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You
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will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that
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Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
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Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did.
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How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were
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partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge
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was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole
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assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend, and
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sole mourner. And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully
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cut up by the sad event, but that he was an excellent
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man of business on the very day of the funeral,
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and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain.
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The mention of Marley's funeral brings me back to
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the point I started from. There is no doubt that Marley
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was dead. This must be distinctly understood, or
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nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going
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to relate. If we were not perfectly convinced that
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Hamlet's Father died before the play began, there
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would be nothing more remarkable in his taking a
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stroll at night, in an easterly wind, upon his own ramparts,
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than there would be in any other middle-aged
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gentleman rashly turning out after dark in a breezy
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spot -- say Saint Paul's Churchyard for instance --
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literally to astonish his son's weak mind.
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Scrooge never painted out Old Marley's name.
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There it stood, years afterwards, above the warehouse
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door: Scrooge and Marley. The firm was known as
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Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes people new to the
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business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley,
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but he answered to both names. It was all the
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same to him.
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Oh! But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grind-
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stone, Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping,
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scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner! Hard and
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sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out
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generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary
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as an oyster. The cold within him froze his old features,
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nipped his pointed nose, shrivelled his cheek,
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stiffened his gait; made his eyes red, his thin lips blue;
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and spoke out shrewdly in his grating voice. A frosty
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rime was on his head, and on his eyebrows, and his
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wiry chin. He carried his own low temperature always
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about with him; he iced his office in the dogdays; and
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didn't thaw it one degree at Christmas.
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External heat and cold had little influence on
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Scrooge. No warmth could warm, no wintry weather
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chill him. No wind that blew was bitterer than he,
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no falling snow was more intent upon its purpose, no
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pelting rain less open to entreaty. Foul weather didn't
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know where to have him. The heaviest rain, and
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snow, and hail, and sleet, could boast of the advantage
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over him in only one respect. They often `came down'
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handsomely, and Scrooge never did.
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Nobody ever stopped him in the street to say, with
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gladsome looks, `My dear Scrooge, how are you?
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When will you come to see me?' No beggars implored
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him to bestow a trifle, no children asked him
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what it was o'clock, no man or woman ever once in all
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his life inquired the way to such and such a place, of
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Scrooge. Even the blind men's dogs appeared to
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know him; and when they saw him coming on, would
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tug their owners into doorways and up courts; and
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then would wag their tails as though they said, `No
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eye at all is better than an evil eye, dark master!'
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But what did Scrooge care! It was the very thing
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he liked. To edge his way along the crowded paths
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of life, warning all human sympathy to keep its distance,
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was what the knowing ones call `nuts' to Scrooge.
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Once upon a time -- of all the good days in the year,
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on Christmas Eve -- old Scrooge sat busy in his
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counting-house. It was cold, bleak, biting weather: foggy
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withal: and he could hear the people in the court outside,
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go wheezing up and down, beating their hands
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upon their breasts, and stamping their feet upon the
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pavement stones to warm them. The city clocks had
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only just gone three, but it was quite dark already --
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it had not been light all day -- and candles were flaring
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in the windows of the neighbouring offices, like
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ruddy smears upon the palpable brown air. The fog
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came pouring in at every chink and keyhole, and was
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so dense without, that although the court was of the
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narrowest, the houses opposite were mere phantoms.
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To see the dingy cloud come drooping down, obscuring
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everything, one might have thought that Nature
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lived hard by, and was brewing on a large scale.
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The door of Scrooge's counting-house was open
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that he might keep his eye upon his clerk, who in a
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dismal little cell beyond, a sort of tank, was copying
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letters. Scrooge had a very small fire, but the clerk's
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fire was so very much smaller that it looked like one
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coal. But he couldn't replenish it, for Scrooge kept
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the coal-box in his own room; and so surely as the
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clerk came in with the shovel, the master predicted
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that it would be necessary for them to part. Wherefore
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the clerk put on his white comforter, and tried to
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warm himself at the candle; in which effort, not being
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a man of a strong imagination, he failed.
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`A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!' cried
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a cheerful voice. It was the voice of Scrooge's
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nephew, who came upon him so quickly that this was
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the first intimation he had of his approach.
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`Bah!' said Scrooge, `Humbug!'
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He had so heated himself with rapid walking in the
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fog and frost, this nephew of Scrooge's, that he was
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all in a glow; his face was ruddy and handsome; his
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eyes sparkled, and his breath smoked again.
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`Christmas a humbug, uncle!' said Scrooge's
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nephew. `You don't mean that, I am sure?'
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`I do,' said Scrooge. `Merry Christmas! What
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right have you to be merry? What reason have you
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to be merry? You're poor enough.'
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`Come, then,' returned the nephew gaily. `What
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right have you to be dismal? What reason have you
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to be morose? You're rich enough.'
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Scrooge having no better answer ready on the spur
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of the moment, said `Bah!' again; and followed it up
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with `Humbug.'
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`Don't be cross, uncle!' said the nephew.
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`What else can I be,' returned the uncle, `when I
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live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas!
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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas
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time to you but a time for paying bills without
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money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but
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not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books
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and having every item in `em through a round dozen
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of months presented dead against you? If I could
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work my will,' said Scrooge indignantly, `every idiot
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who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips,
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should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried
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with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!'
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`Uncle!' pleaded the nephew.
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`Nephew!' returned the uncle sternly, `keep Christmas
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in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.'
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`Keep it!' repeated Scrooge's nephew. `But you
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don't keep it.'
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`Let me leave it alone, then,' said Scrooge. `Much
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good may it do you! Much good it has ever done
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you!'
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`There are many things from which I might have
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derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare
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say,' returned the nephew. `Christmas among the
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rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas
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time, when it has come round -- apart from the
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veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything
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belonging to it can be apart from that -- as a
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good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant
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time: the only time I know of, in the long calendar
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of the year, when men and women seem by one consent
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to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think
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of people below them as if they really were
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fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race
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of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore,
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uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or
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silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me
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good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!'
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The clerk in the Tank involuntarily applauded.
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Becoming immediately sensible of the impropriety,
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he poked the fire, and extinguished the last frail spark
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for ever.
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`Let me hear another sound from you,' said
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Scrooge, `and you'll keep your Christmas by losing
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your situation! You're quite a powerful speaker,
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sir,' he added, turning to his nephew. `I wonder you
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don't go into Parliament.'
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`Don't be angry, uncle. Come! Dine with us tomorrow.'
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Scrooge said that he would see him -- yes, indeed he
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did. He went the whole length of the expression,
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and said that he would see him in that extremity first.
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`But why?' cried Scrooge's nephew. `Why?'
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`Why did you get married?' said Scrooge.
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`Because I fell in love.'
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`Because you fell in love!' growled Scrooge, as if
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that were the only one thing in the world more ridiculous
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than a merry Christmas. `Good afternoon!'
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`Nay, uncle, but you never came to see me before
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that happened. Why give it as a reason for not
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coming now?'
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`Good afternoon,' said Scrooge.
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`I want nothing from you; I ask nothing of you;
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why cannot we be friends?'
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`Good afternoon,' said Scrooge.
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`I am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so
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resolute. We have never had any quarrel, to which I
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have been a party. But I have made the trial in
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homage to Christmas, and I'll keep my Christmas
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humour to the last. So A Merry Christmas, uncle!'
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`Good afternoon,' said Scrooge.
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`And A Happy New Year!'
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`Good afternoon,' said Scrooge.
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His nephew left the room without an angry word,
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notwithstanding. He stopped at the outer door to
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bestow the greetings of the season on the clerk, who
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cold as he was, was warmer than Scrooge; for he returned
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them cordially.
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`There's another fellow,' muttered Scrooge; who
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overheard him: `my clerk, with fifteen shillings a
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week, and a wife and family, talking about a merry
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Christmas. I'll retire to Bedlam.'
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This lunatic, in letting Scrooge's nephew out, had
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let two other people in. They were portly gentlemen,
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pleasant to behold, and now stood, with their hats off,
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in Scrooge's office. They had books and papers in
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their hands, and bowed to him.
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`Scrooge and Marley's, I believe,' said one of the
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gentlemen, referring to his list. `Have I the pleasure
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of addressing Mr. Scrooge, or Mr. Marley?'
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`Mr. Marley has been dead these seven years,'
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Scrooge replied. `He died seven years ago, this very
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night.'
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`We have no doubt his liberality is well represented
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by his surviving partner,' said the gentleman, presenting
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his credentials.
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It certainly was; for they had been two kindred
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spirits. At the ominous word `liberality,' Scrooge
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frowned, and shook his head, and handed the credentials
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back.
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`At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,'
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said the gentleman, taking up a pen, `it is more than
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usually desirable that we should make some slight
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provision for the Poor and Destitute, who suffer
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greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in
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|
want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands
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are in want of common comforts, sir.'
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`Are there no prisons?' asked Scrooge.
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`Plenty of prisons,' said the gentleman, laying down
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the pen again.
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`And the Union workhouses?' demanded Scrooge.
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`Are they still in operation?'
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`They are. Still,' returned the gentleman, `I wish
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I could say they were not.'
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`The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour,
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then?' said Scrooge.
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`Both very busy, sir.'
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`Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first,
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that something had occurred to stop them in their
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useful course,' said Scrooge. `I'm very glad to
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hear it.'
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`Under the impression that they scarcely furnish
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Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude,'
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returned the gentleman, `a few of us are endeavouring
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to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink.
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and means of warmth. We choose this time, because
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it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt,
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and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down
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for?'
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`Nothing!' Scrooge replied.
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`You wish to be anonymous?'
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`I wish to be left alone,' said Scrooge. `Since you
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ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer.
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I don't make merry myself at Christmas and I can't
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afford to make idle people merry. I help to support
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the establishments I have mentioned -- they cost
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|
enough; and those who are badly off must go there.'
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`Many can't go there; and many would rather die.'
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`If they would rather die,' said Scrooge, `they had
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|
better do it, and decrease the surplus population.
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|
Besides -- excuse me -- I don't know that.'
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`But you might know it,' observed the gentleman.
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`It's not my business,' Scrooge returned. `It's
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enough for a man to understand his own business, and
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|
not to interfere with other people's. Mine occupies
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|
me constantly. Good afternoon, gentlemen!'
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Seeing clearly that it would be useless to pursue
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their point, the gentlemen withdrew. Scrooge returned
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his labours with an improved opinion of himself,
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|
and in a more facetious temper than was usual
|
|
with him.
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Meanwhile the fog and darkness thickened so, that
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people ran about with flaring links, proffering their
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|
services to go before horses in carriages, and conduct
|
|
them on their way. The ancient tower of a church,
|
|
whose gruff old bell was always peeping slily down
|
|
at Scrooge out of a Gothic window in the wall, became
|
|
invisible, and struck the hours and quarters in the
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|
clouds, with tremulous vibrations afterwards as if
|
|
its teeth were chattering in its frozen head up there.
|
|
The cold became intense. In the main street at the
|
|
corner of the court, some labourers were repairing
|
|
the gas-pipes, and had lighted a great fire in a brazier,
|
|
round which a party of ragged men and boys were
|
|
gathered: warming their hands and winking their
|
|
eyes before the blaze in rapture. The water-plug
|
|
being left in solitude, its overflowing sullenly congealed,
|
|
and turned to misanthropic ice. The brightness
|
|
of the shops where holly sprigs and berries
|
|
crackled in the lamp heat of the windows, made pale
|
|
faces ruddy as they passed. Poulterers' and grocers'
|
|
trades became a splendid joke; a glorious pageant,
|
|
with which it was next to impossible to believe that
|
|
such dull principles as bargain and sale had anything
|
|
to do. The Lord Mayor, in the stronghold of the
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|
mighty Mansion House, gave orders to his fifty cooks
|
|
and butlers to keep Christmas as a Lord Mayor's
|
|
household should; and even the little tailor, whom he
|
|
had fined five shillings on the previous Monday for
|
|
being drunk and bloodthirsty in the streets, stirred up
|
|
to-morrow's pudding in his garret, while his lean
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|
wife and the baby sallied out to buy the beef.
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Foggier yet, and colder! Piercing, searching, biting
|
|
cold. If the good Saint Dunstan had but nipped
|
|
the Evil Spirit's nose with a touch of such weather
|
|
as that, instead of using his familiar weapons, then
|
|
indeed he would have roared to lusty purpose. The
|
|
owner of one scant young nose, gnawed and mumbled
|
|
by the hungry cold as bones are gnawed by dogs,
|
|
stooped down at Scrooge's keyhole to regale him with
|
|
a Christmas carol: but at the first sound of
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|
`God bless you, merry gentleman!
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|
May nothing you dismay!'
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|
Scrooge seized the ruler with such energy of action,
|
|
that the singer fled in terror, leaving the keyhole to
|
|
the fog and even more congenial frost.
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|
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|
At length the hour of shutting up the counting-
|
|
house arrived. With an ill-will Scrooge dismounted
|
|
from his stool, and tacitly admitted the fact to the
|
|
expectant clerk in the Tank, who instantly snuffed
|
|
his candle out, and put on his hat.
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|
`You'll want all day to-morrow, I suppose?' said
|
|
Scrooge.
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|
`If quite convenient, sir.'
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|
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|
`It's not convenient,' said Scrooge, `and it's not
|
|
fair. If I was to stop half-a-crown for it, you'd think
|
|
yourself ill-used, I'll be bound?'
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|
The clerk smiled faintly.
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|
`And yet,' said Scrooge, `you don't think me ill-used,
|
|
when I pay a day's wages for no work.'
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|
|
|
The clerk observed that it was only once a year.
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|
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|
`A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every
|
|
twenty-fifth of December!' said Scrooge, buttoning
|
|
his great-coat to the chin. `But I suppose you must
|
|
have the whole day. Be here all the earlier next
|
|
morning.'
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|
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|
The clerk promised that he would; and Scrooge
|
|
walked out with a growl. The office was closed in a
|
|
twinkling, and the clerk, with the long ends of his
|
|
white comforter dangling below his waist (for he
|
|
boasted no great-coat), went down a slide on Cornhill,
|
|
at the end of a lane of boys, twenty times, in
|
|
honour of its being Christmas Eve, and then ran home
|
|
to Camden Town as hard as he could pelt, to play
|
|
at blindman's-buff.
|
|
|
|
Scrooge took his melancholy dinner in his usual
|
|
melancholy tavern; and having read all the newspapers, and
|
|
beguiled the rest of the evening with his
|
|
banker's-book, went home to bed. He lived in
|
|
chambers which had once belonged to his deceased
|
|
partner. They were a gloomy suite of rooms, in a
|
|
lowering pile of building up a yard, where it had so
|
|
little business to be, that one could scarcely help
|
|
fancying it must have run there when it was a young
|
|
house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses,
|
|
and forgotten the way out again. It was old enough
|
|
now, and dreary enough, for nobody lived in it but
|
|
Scrooge, the other rooms being all let out as offices.
|
|
The yard was so dark that even Scrooge, who knew
|
|
its every stone, was fain to grope with his hands.
|
|
The fog and frost so hung about the black old gateway
|
|
of the house, that it seemed as if the Genius of
|
|
the Weather sat in mournful meditation on the
|
|
threshold.
|
|
|
|
Now, it is a fact, that there was nothing at all
|
|
particular about the knocker on the door, except that it
|
|
was very large. It is also a fact, that Scrooge had
|
|
seen it, night and morning, during his whole residence
|
|
in that place; also that Scrooge had as little of what
|
|
is called fancy about him as any man in the city of
|
|
London, even including -- which is a bold word -- the
|
|
corporation, aldermen, and livery. Let it also be
|
|
borne in mind that Scrooge had not bestowed one
|
|
thought on Marley, since his last mention of his
|
|
seven years' dead partner that afternoon. And then
|
|
let any man explain to me, if he can, how it happened
|
|
that Scrooge, having his key in the lock of the door,
|
|
saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any intermediate
|
|
process of change -- not a knocker, but Marley's face.
|
|
|
|
Marley's face. It was not in impenetrable shadow
|
|
as the other objects in the yard were, but had a
|
|
dismal light about it, like a bad lobster in a dark
|
|
cellar. It was not angry or ferocious, but looked
|
|
at Scrooge as Marley used to look: with ghostly
|
|
spectacles turned up on its ghostly forehead. The
|
|
hair was curiously stirred, as if by breath or hot air;
|
|
and, though the eyes were wide open, they were perfectly
|
|
motionless. That, and its livid colour, made
|
|
it horrible; but its horror seemed to be in spite of the
|
|
face and beyond its control, rather than a part or
|
|
its own expression.
|
|
|
|
As Scrooge looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it
|
|
was a knocker again.
|
|
|
|
To say that he was not startled, or that his blood
|
|
was not conscious of a terrible sensation to which it
|
|
had been a stranger from infancy, would be untrue.
|
|
But he put his hand upon the key he had relinquished,
|
|
turned it sturdily, walked in, and lighted his candle.
|
|
|
|
He did pause, with a moment's irresolution, before
|
|
he shut the door; and he did look cautiously behind
|
|
it first, as if he half-expected to be terrified with the
|
|
sight of Marley's pigtail sticking out into the hall.
|
|
But there was nothing on the back of the door, except
|
|
the screws and nuts that held the knocker on, so he
|
|
said `Pooh, pooh!' and closed it with a bang.
|
|
|
|
The sound resounded through the house like thunder.
|
|
Every room above, and every cask in the wine-merchant's
|
|
cellars below, appeared to have a separate peal
|
|
of echoes of its own. Scrooge was not a man to
|
|
be frightened by echoes. He fastened the door, and
|
|
walked across the hall, and up the stairs; slowly too:
|
|
trimming his candle as he went.
|
|
|
|
You may talk vaguely about driving a coach-and-six
|
|
up a good old flight of stairs, or through a bad
|
|
young Act of Parliament; but I mean to say you
|
|
might have got a hearse up that staircase, and taken
|
|
it broadwise, with the splinter-bar towards the wall
|
|
and the door towards the balustrades: and done it
|
|
easy. There was plenty of width for that, and room
|
|
to spare; which is perhaps the reason why Scrooge
|
|
thought he saw a locomotive hearse going on before
|
|
him in the gloom. Half a dozen gas-lamps out of
|
|
the street wouldn't have lighted the entry too well,
|
|
so you may suppose that it was pretty dark with
|
|
Scrooge's dip.
|
|
|
|
Up Scrooge went, not caring a button for that.
|
|
Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it. But before
|
|
he shut his heavy door, he walked through his rooms
|
|
to see that all was right. He had just enough recollection
|
|
of the face to desire to do that.
|
|
|
|
Sitting-room, bedroom, lumber-room. All as they
|
|
should be. Nobody under the table, nobody under
|
|
the sofa; a small fire in the grate; spoon and basin
|
|
ready; and the little saucepan of gruel (Scrooge had
|
|
a cold in his head) upon the hob. Nobody under the
|
|
bed; nobody in the closet; nobody in his dressing-gown,
|
|
which was hanging up in a suspicious attitude
|
|
against the wall. Lumber-room as usual. Old fire-guards,
|
|
old shoes, two fish-baskets, washing-stand on three
|
|
legs, and a poker.
|
|
|
|
Quite satisfied, he closed his door, and locked
|
|
himself in; double-locked himself in, which was not his
|
|
custom. Thus secured against surprise, he took off
|
|
his cravat; put on his dressing-gown and slippers, and
|
|
his nightcap; and sat down before the fire to take
|
|
his gruel.
|
|
|
|
It was a very low fire indeed; nothing on such a
|
|
bitter night. He was obliged to sit close to it, and
|
|
brood over it, before he could extract the least
|
|
sensation of warmth from such a handful of fuel.
|
|
The fireplace was an old one, built by some Dutch
|
|
merchant long ago, and paved all round with quaint
|
|
Dutch tiles, designed to illustrate the Scriptures.
|
|
There were Cains and Abels, Pharaohs' daughters;
|
|
Queens of Sheba, Angelic messengers descending
|
|
through the air on clouds like feather-beds, Abrahams,
|
|
Belshazzars, Apostles putting off to sea in butter-boats,
|
|
hundreds of figures to attract his thoughts --
|
|
and yet that face of Marley, seven years dead, came
|
|
like the ancient Prophet's rod, and swallowed up the
|
|
whole. If each smooth tile had been a blank at first,
|
|
with power to shape some picture on its surface from
|
|
the disjointed fragments of his thoughts, there would
|
|
have been a copy of old Marley's head on every one.
|
|
|
|
`Humbug!' said Scrooge; and walked across the
|
|
room.
|
|
|
|
After several turns, he sat down again. As he
|
|
threw his head back in the chair, his glance happened
|
|
to rest upon a bell, a disused bell, that hung in the
|
|
room, and communicated for some purpose now forgotten
|
|
with a chamber in the highest story of the
|
|
building. It was with great astonishment, and with
|
|
a strange, inexplicable dread, that as he looked, he
|
|
saw this bell begin to swing. It swung so softly in
|
|
the outset that it scarcely made a sound; but soon it
|
|
rang out loudly, and so did every bell in the house.
|
|
|
|
This might have lasted half a minute, or a minute,
|
|
but it seemed an hour. The bells ceased as they had
|
|
begun, together. They were succeeded by a clanking
|
|
noise, deep down below; as if some person were
|
|
dragging a heavy chain over the casks in the wine
|
|
merchant's cellar. Scrooge then remembered to have
|
|
heard that ghosts in haunted houses were described
|
|
as dragging chains.
|
|
|
|
The cellar-door flew open with a booming sound,
|
|
and then he heard the noise much louder, on the floors
|
|
below; then coming up the stairs; then coming straight
|
|
towards his door.
|
|
|
|
`It's humbug still!' said Scrooge. `I won't believe it.'
|
|
|
|
His colour changed though, when, without a pause,
|
|
it came on through the heavy door, and passed into
|
|
the room before his eyes. Upon its coming in, the
|
|
dying flame leaped up, as though it cried `I know
|
|
him; Marley's Ghost!' and fell again.
|
|
|
|
The same face: the very same. Marley in his pigtail,
|
|
usual waistcoat, tights and boots; the tassels on
|
|
the latter bristling, like his pigtail, and his coat-skirts,
|
|
and the hair upon his head. The chain he drew was
|
|
clasped about his middle. It was long, and wound
|
|
about him like a tail; and it was made (for Scrooge
|
|
observed it closely) of cash-boxes, keys, padlocks,
|
|
ledgers, deeds, and heavy purses wrought in steel.
|
|
His body was transparent; so that Scrooge, observing him,
|
|
and looking through his waistcoat, could see
|
|
the two buttons on his coat behind.
|
|
|
|
Scrooge had often heard it said that Marley had no
|
|
bowels, but he had never believed it until now.
|
|
|
|
No, nor did he believe it even now. Though he
|
|
looked the phantom through and through, and saw
|
|
it standing before him; though he felt the chilling
|
|
influence of its death-cold eyes; and marked the very
|
|
texture of the folded kerchief bound about its head
|
|
and chin, which wrapper he had not observed before;
|
|
he was still incredulous, and fought against his senses.
|
|
|
|
`How now!' said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever.
|
|
`What do you want with me?'
|
|
|
|
`Much!' -- Marley's voice, no doubt about it.
|
|
|
|
`Who are you?'
|
|
|
|
`Ask me who I was.'
|
|
|
|
`Who were you then?' said Scrooge, raising his
|
|
voice. `You're particular, for a shade.' He was going
|
|
to say `to a shade,' but substituted this, as more
|
|
appropriate.
|
|
|
|
`In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley.'
|
|
|
|
`Can you -- can you sit down?' asked Scrooge, looking
|
|
doubtfully at him.
|
|
|
|
`I can.'
|
|
|
|
`Do it, then.'
|
|
|
|
Scrooge asked the question, because he didn't know
|
|
whether a ghost so transparent might find himself in
|
|
a condition to take a chair; and felt that in the event
|
|
of its being impossible, it might involve the necessity
|
|
of an embarrassing explanation. But the ghost sat
|
|
down on the opposite side of the fireplace, as if he
|
|
were quite used to it.
|
|
|
|
`You don't believe in me,' observed the Ghost.
|
|
|
|
`I don't.' said Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
`What evidence would you have of my reality beyond that of
|
|
your senses?'
|
|
|
|
`I don't know,' said Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
`Why do you doubt your senses?'
|
|
|
|
`Because,' said Scrooge, `a little thing affects them.
|
|
A slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheats. You may
|
|
be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of
|
|
cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of
|
|
gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!'
|
|
|
|
Scrooge was not much in the habit of cracking
|
|
jokes, nor did he feel, in his heart, by any means
|
|
waggish then. The truth is, that he tried to be
|
|
smart, as a means of distracting his own attention,
|
|
and keeping down his terror; for the spectre's voice
|
|
disturbed the very marrow in his bones.
|
|
|
|
To sit, staring at those fixed glazed eyes, in silence
|
|
for a moment, would play, Scrooge felt, the very
|
|
deuce with him. There was something very awful,
|
|
too, in the spectre's being provided with an infernal
|
|
atmosphere of its own. Scrooge could not feel it
|
|
himself, but this was clearly the case; for though the
|
|
Ghost sat perfectly motionless, its hair, and skirts,
|
|
and tassels, were still agitated as by the hot vapour
|
|
from an oven.
|
|
|
|
`You see this toothpick?' said Scrooge, returning
|
|
quickly to the charge, for the reason just assigned;
|
|
and wishing, though it were only for a second, to
|
|
divert the vision's stony gaze from himself.
|
|
|
|
`I do,' replied the Ghost.
|
|
|
|
`You are not looking at it,' said Scrooge.
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|
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`But I see it,' said the Ghost, `notwithstanding.'
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`Well!' returned Scrooge, `I have but to swallow
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this, and be for the rest of my days persecuted by a
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legion of goblins, all of my own creation. Humbug,
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I tell you! humbug!'
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At this the spirit raised a frightful cry, and shook
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its chain with such a dismal and appalling noise, that
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Scrooge held on tight to his chair, to save himself
|
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from falling in a swoon. But how much greater was
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his horror, when the phantom taking off the bandage
|
|
round its head, as if it were too warm to wear indoors,
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its lower jaw dropped down upon its breast!
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Scrooge fell upon his knees, and clasped his hands
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before his face.
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`Mercy!' he said. `Dreadful apparition, why do
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you trouble me?'
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`Man of the worldly mind!' replied the Ghost, `do
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you believe in me or not?'
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`I do,' said Scrooge. `I must. But why do spirits
|
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walk the earth, and why do they come to me?'
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`It is required of every man,' the Ghost returned,
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`that the spirit within him should walk abroad among
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his fellowmen, and travel far and wide; and if that
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spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so
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after death. It is doomed to wander through the
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|
world -- oh, woe is me! -- and witness what it cannot
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share, but might have shared on earth, and turned to
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happiness!'
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Again the spectre raised a cry, and shook its chain
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and wrung its shadowy hands.
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`You are fettered,' said Scrooge, trembling. `Tell
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me why?'
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`I wear the chain I forged in life,' replied the Ghost.
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`I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded
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it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I
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|
wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?'
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Scrooge trembled more and more.
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`Or would you know,' pursued the Ghost, `the
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weight and length of the strong coil you bear yourself?
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It was full as heavy and as long as this, seven
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Christmas Eves ago. You have laboured on it, since.
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It is a ponderous chain!'
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Scrooge glanced about him on the floor, in the
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|
expectation of finding himself surrounded by some fifty
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|
or sixty fathoms of iron cable: but he could see
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|
nothing.
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`Jacob,' he said, imploringly. `Old Jacob Marley,
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|
tell me more. Speak comfort to me, Jacob!'
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`I have none to give,' the Ghost replied. `It comes
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from other regions, Ebenezer Scrooge, and is conveyed
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|
by other ministers, to other kinds of men. Nor
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|
can I tell you what I would. A very little more, is
|
|
all permitted to me. I cannot rest, I cannot stay, I
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|
cannot linger anywhere. My spirit never walked
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beyond our counting-house -- mark me! -- in life my
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|
spirit never roved beyond the narrow limits of our
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money-changing hole; and weary journeys lie before
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me!'
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It was a habit with Scrooge, whenever he became
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|
thoughtful, to put his hands in his breeches pockets.
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|
Pondering on what the Ghost had said, he did so now,
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|
but without lifting up his eyes, or getting off his
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|
knees.
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`You must have been very slow about it, Jacob,'
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|
Scrooge observed, in a business-like manner, though
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|
with humility and deference.
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`Slow!' the Ghost repeated.
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`Seven years dead,' mused Scrooge. `And travelling
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all the time!'
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`The whole time,' said the Ghost. `No rest, no
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|
peace. Incessant torture of remorse.'
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`You travel fast?' said Scrooge.
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`On the wings of the wind,' replied the Ghost.
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`You might have got over a great quantity of
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|
ground in seven years,' said Scrooge.
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The Ghost, on hearing this, set up another cry, and
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|
clanked its chain so hideously in the dead silence of
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|
the night, that the Ward would have been justified in
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indicting it for a nuisance.
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`Oh! captive, bound, and double-ironed,' cried the
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|
phantom, `not to know, that ages of incessant labour,
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|
by immortal creatures, for this earth must pass into
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|
eternity before the good of which it is susceptible is
|
|
all developed. Not to know that any Christian spirit
|
|
working kindly in its little sphere, whatever it may
|
|
be, will find its mortal life too short for its vast
|
|
means of usefulness. Not to know that no space of
|
|
regret can make amends for one life's opportunity
|
|
misused! Yet such was I! Oh! such was I!'
|
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`But you were always a good man of business,
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|
Jacob,' faltered Scrooge, who now began to apply this
|
|
to himself.
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|
`Business!' cried the Ghost, wringing its hands
|
|
again. `Mankind was my business. The common
|
|
welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance,
|
|
and benevolence, were, all, my business. The dealings
|
|
of my trade were but a drop of water in the
|
|
comprehensive ocean of my business!'
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|
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|
It held up its chain at arm's length, as if that were
|
|
the cause of all its unavailing grief, and flung it
|
|
heavily upon the ground again.
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|
`At this time of the rolling year,' the spectre said
|
|
`I suffer most. Why did I walk through crowds of
|
|
fellow-beings with my eyes turned down, and never
|
|
raise them to that blessed Star which led the Wise
|
|
Men to a poor abode! Were there no poor homes to
|
|
which its light would have conducted me!'
|
|
|
|
Scrooge was very much dismayed to hear the
|
|
spectre going on at this rate, and began to quake
|
|
exceedingly.
|
|
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|
`Hear me!' cried the Ghost. `My time is nearly
|
|
gone.'
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|
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|
`I will,' said Scrooge. `But don't be hard upon
|
|
me! Don't be flowery, Jacob! Pray!'
|
|
`How it is that I appear before you in a shape that
|
|
you can see, I may not tell. I have sat invisible
|
|
beside you many and many a day.'
|
|
|
|
It was not an agreeable idea. Scrooge shivered,
|
|
and wiped the perspiration from his brow.
|
|
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|
`That is no light part of my penance,' pursued
|
|
the Ghost. `I am here to-night to warn you, that you
|
|
have yet a chance and hope of escaping my fate. A
|
|
chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer.'
|
|
|
|
`You were always a good friend to me,' said
|
|
Scrooge. `Thank `ee!'
|
|
|
|
`You will be haunted,' resumed the Ghost, `by
|
|
Three Spirits.'
|
|
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|
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the
|
|
Ghost's had done.
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|
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|
`Is that the chance and hope you mentioned,
|
|
Jacob?' he demanded, in a faltering voice.
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|
`It is.'
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|
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|
`I -- I think I'd rather not,' said Scrooge.
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|
|
|
`Without their visits,' said the Ghost, `you cannot
|
|
hope to shun the path I tread. Expect the first tomorrow,
|
|
when the bell tolls One.'
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|
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|
`Couldn't I take `em all at once, and have it over,
|
|
Jacob?' hinted Scrooge.
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|
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|
`Expect the second on the next night at the same
|
|
hour. The third upon the next night when the last
|
|
stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate. Look to see
|
|
me no more; and look that, for your own sake, you
|
|
remember what has passed between us!'
|
|
|
|
When it had said these words, the spectre took its
|
|
wrapper from the table, and bound it round its head,
|
|
as before. Scrooge knew this, by the smart sound its
|
|
teeth made, when the jaws were brought together
|
|
by the bandage. He ventured to raise his eyes again,
|
|
and found his supernatural visitor confronting him
|
|
in an erect attitude, with its chain wound over and
|
|
about its arm.
|
|
|
|
The apparition walked backward from him; and at
|
|
every step it took, the window raised itself a little,
|
|
so that when the spectre reached it, it was wide open.
|
|
It beckoned Scrooge to approach, which he did.
|
|
When they were within two paces of each other,
|
|
Marley's Ghost held up its hand, warning him to
|
|
come no nearer. Scrooge stopped.
|
|
|
|
Not so much in obedience, as in surprise and fear:
|
|
for on the raising of the hand, he became sensible
|
|
of confused noises in the air; incoherent sounds of
|
|
lamentation and regret; wailings inexpressibly sorrowful and
|
|
self-accusatory. The spectre, after listening for a moment,
|
|
joined in the mournful dirge;
|
|
and floated out upon the bleak, dark night.
|
|
|
|
Scrooge followed to the window: desperate in his
|
|
curiosity. He looked out.
|
|
|
|
The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither
|
|
and thither in restless haste, and moaning as they
|
|
went. Every one of them wore chains like Marley's
|
|
Ghost; some few (they might be guilty governments)
|
|
were linked together; none were free. Many had
|
|
been personally known to Scrooge in their lives. He
|
|
had been quite familiar with one old ghost, in a white
|
|
waistcoat, with a monstrous iron safe attached to
|
|
its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable to assist
|
|
a wretched woman with an infant, whom it saw below,
|
|
upon a door-step. The misery with them all was,
|
|
clearly, that they sought to interfere, for good, in
|
|
human matters, and had lost the power for ever.
|
|
|
|
Whether these creatures faded into mist, or mist
|
|
enshrouded them, he could not tell. But they and
|
|
their spirit voices faded together; and the night became
|
|
as it had been when he walked home.
|
|
|
|
Scrooge closed the window, and examined the door
|
|
by which the Ghost had entered. It was double-locked,
|
|
as he had locked it with his own hands, and
|
|
the bolts were undisturbed. He tried to say `Humbug!'
|
|
but stopped at the first syllable. And being,
|
|
from the emotion he had undergone, or the fatigues
|
|
of the day, or his glimpse of the Invisible World, or
|
|
the dull conversation of the Ghost, or the lateness of
|
|
the hour, much in need of repose; went straight to
|
|
bed, without undressing, and fell asleep upon the
|
|
instant.
|
|
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|
Stave 2: The First of the Three Spirits
|
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|
|
When Scrooge awoke, it was so dark, that looking out of bed,
|
|
he could scarcely distinguish the transparent window from
|
|
the opaque walls of his chamber. He was endeavouring to
|
|
pierce the darkness with his ferret eyes, when the chimes of a
|
|
neighbouring church struck the four quarters. So he listened
|
|
for the hour.
|
|
|
|
To his great astonishment the heavy bell went on from
|
|
six to seven, and from seven to eight, and regularly up to
|
|
twelve; then stopped. Twelve. It was past two when he
|
|
went to bed. The clock was wrong. An icicle must have
|
|
got into the works. Twelve.
|
|
|
|
He touched the spring of his repeater, to correct this most
|
|
preposterous clock. Its rapid little pulse beat twelve: and
|
|
stopped.
|
|
|
|
`Why, it isn't possible,' said Scrooge, `that I can have
|
|
slept through a whole day and far into another night. It
|
|
isn't possible that anything has happened to the sun, and
|
|
this is twelve at noon.'
|
|
|
|
The idea being an alarming one, he scrambled out of bed,
|
|
and groped his way to the window. He was obliged to rub
|
|
the frost off with the sleeve of his dressing-gown before he
|
|
could see anything; and could see very little then. All he
|
|
could make out was, that it was still very foggy and extremely
|
|
cold, and that there was no noise of people running to and
|
|
with a deep, dull, hollow, melancholy One. Light flashed up
|
|
in the room upon the instant, and the curtains of his bed
|
|
were drawn.
|
|
|
|
The curtains of his bed were drawn aside, I tell you, by a
|
|
hand. Not the curtains at his feet, nor the curtains at his
|
|
back, but those to which his face was addressed. The curtains
|
|
of his bed were drawn aside; and Scrooge, starting up into a
|
|
half-recumbent attitude, found himself face to face with the
|
|
unearthly visitor who drew them: as close to it as I am now
|
|
to you, and I am standing in the spirit at your elbow.
|
|
|
|
It was a strange figure -- like a child: yet not so like a
|
|
child as like an old man, viewed through some supernatural
|
|
medium, which gave him the appearance of having receded
|
|
from the view, and being diminished to a child's proportions.
|
|
Its hair, which hung about its neck and down its back, was
|
|
white as if with age; and yet the face had not a wrinkle in
|
|
it, and the tenderest bloom was on the skin. The arms were
|
|
very long and muscular; the hands the same, as if its hold
|
|
were of uncommon strength. Its legs and feet, most delicately
|
|
formed, were, like those upper members, bare. It wore a tunic
|
|
of the purest white, and round its waist was bound
|
|
a lustrous belt, the sheen of which was beautiful. It held
|
|
a branch of fresh green holly in its hand; and, in singular
|
|
contradiction of that wintry emblem, had its dress trimmed
|
|
with summer flowers. But the strangest thing about it was,
|
|
that from the crown of its head there sprung a bright clear
|
|
jet of light, by which all this was visible; and which was
|
|
doubtless the occasion of its using, in its duller moments, a
|
|
great extinguisher for a cap, which it now held under its arm.
|
|
|
|
Even this, though, when Scrooge looked at it with increasing
|
|
steadiness, was not its strangest quality. For as its belt
|
|
sparkled and glittered now in one part and now in another,
|
|
and what was light one instant, at another time was dark, so
|
|
the figure itself fluctuated in its distinctness: being now a
|
|
thing with one arm, now with one leg, now with twenty legs,
|
|
now a pair of legs without a head, now a head without a
|
|
body: of which dissolving parts, no outline would be visible
|
|
in the dense gloom wherein they melted away. And in the
|
|
very wonder of this, it would be itself again; distinct and
|
|
clear as ever.
|
|
|
|
`Are you the Spirit, sir, whose coming was foretold to
|
|
me.' asked Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
`I am.'
|
|
|
|
The voice was soft and gentle. Singularly low, as if
|
|
instead of being so close beside him, it were at a distance.
|
|
|
|
`Who, and what are you.' Scrooge demanded.
|
|
|
|
`I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.'
|
|
|
|
`Long Past.' inquired Scrooge: observant of its dwarfish
|
|
stature.
|
|
|
|
`No. Your past.'
|
|
|
|
Perhaps, Scrooge could not have told anybody why, if
|
|
anybody could have asked him; but he had a special desire
|
|
to see the Spirit in his cap; and begged him to be covered.
|
|
|
|
`What.' exclaimed the Ghost,' would you so soon put
|
|
out, with worldly hands, the light I give. Is it not enough
|
|
that you are one of those whose passions made this cap, and
|
|
force me through whole trains of years to wear it low upon
|
|
my brow.'
|
|
|
|
Scrooge reverently disclaimed all intention to offend
|
|
or any knowledge of having wilfully bonneted the Spirit at
|
|
any period of his life. He then made bold to inquire what
|
|
business brought him there.
|
|
|
|
`Your welfare.' said the Ghost.
|
|
|
|
Scrooge expressed himself much obliged, but could not
|
|
help thinking that a night of unbroken rest would have been
|
|
more conducive to that end. The Spirit must have heard
|
|
him thinking, for it said immediately:
|
|
|
|
`Your reclamation, then. Take heed.'
|
|
|
|
It put out its strong hand as it spoke, and clasped him
|
|
gently by the arm.
|
|
|
|
`Rise. and walk with me.'
|
|
|
|
It would have been in vain for Scrooge to plead that the
|
|
weather and the hour were not adapted to pedestrian purposes;
|
|
that bed was warm, and the thermometer a long way below
|
|
freezing; that he was clad but lightly in his slippers,
|
|
dressing-gown, and nightcap; and that he had a cold upon him at
|
|
that time. The grasp, though gentle as a woman's hand,
|
|
was not to be resisted. He rose: but finding that the Spirit
|
|
made towards the window, clasped his robe in supplication.
|
|
|
|
`I am mortal,' Scrooge remonstrated, `and liable to fall.'
|
|
|
|
`Bear but a touch of my hand there,' said the Spirit,
|
|
laying it upon his heart,' and you shall be upheld in more
|
|
than this.'
|
|
|
|
As the words were spoken, they passed through the wall,
|
|
and stood upon an open country road, with fields on either
|
|
hand. The city had entirely vanished. Not a vestige of it
|
|
was to be seen. The darkness and the mist had vanished
|
|
with it, for it was a clear, cold, winter day, with snow upon
|
|
the ground.
|
|
|
|
`Good Heaven!' said Scrooge, clasping his hands together,
|
|
as he looked about him. `I was bred in this place. I was
|
|
a boy here.'
|
|
|
|
The Spirit gazed upon him mildly. Its gentle touch,
|
|
though it had been light and instantaneous, appeared still
|
|
present to the old man's sense of feeling. He was conscious
|
|
of a thousand odours floating in the air, each one connected
|
|
with a thousand thoughts, and hopes, and joys, and cares
|
|
long, long, forgotten.
|
|
|
|
`Your lip is trembling,' said the Ghost. `And what is
|
|
that upon your cheek.'
|
|
|
|
Scrooge muttered, with an unusual catching in his voice,
|
|
that it was a pimple; and begged the Ghost to lead him
|
|
where he would.
|
|
|
|
`You recollect the way.' inquired the Spirit.
|
|
|
|
`Remember it.' cried Scrooge with fervour; `I could
|
|
walk it blindfold.'
|
|
|
|
`Strange to have forgotten it for so many years.' observed
|
|
the Ghost. `Let us go on.'
|
|
|
|
They walked along the road, Scrooge recognising every
|
|
gate, and post, and tree; until a little market-town appeared
|
|
in the distance, with its bridge, its church, and winding river.
|
|
Some shaggy ponies now were seen trotting towards them
|
|
with boys upon their backs, who called to other boys in
|
|
country gigs and carts, driven by farmers. All these boys
|
|
were in great spirits, and shouted to each other, until the
|
|
broad fields were so full of merry music, that the crisp air
|
|
laughed to hear it.
|
|
|
|
`These are but shadows of the things that have been,' said
|
|
the Ghost. `They have no consciousness of us.'
|
|
|
|
The jocund travellers came on; and as they came, Scrooge
|
|
knew and named them every one. Why was he rejoiced beyond
|
|
all bounds to see them. Why did his cold eye glisten, and
|
|
his heart leap up as they went past. Why was he filled
|
|
with gladness when he heard them give each other Merry
|
|
Christmas, as they parted at cross-roads and bye-ways, for
|
|
their several homes. What was merry Christmas to Scrooge.
|
|
Out upon merry Christmas. What good had it ever done
|
|
to him.
|
|
|
|
`The school is not quite deserted,' said the Ghost. `A
|
|
solitary child, neglected by his friends, is left there still.'
|
|
|
|
Scrooge said he knew it. And he sobbed.
|
|
|
|
They left the high-road, by a well-remembered lane, and
|
|
soon approached a mansion of dull red brick, with a little
|
|
weathercock-surmounted cupola, on the roof, and a bell
|
|
hanging in it. It was a large house, but one of broken
|
|
fortunes; for the spacious offices were little used, their walls
|
|
were damp and mossy, their windows broken, and their
|
|
gates decayed. Fowls clucked and strutted in the stables;
|
|
and the coach-houses and sheds were over-run with grass.
|
|
Nor was it more retentive of its ancient state, within; for
|
|
entering the dreary hall, and glancing through the open
|
|
doors of many rooms, they found them poorly furnished,
|
|
cold, and vast. There was an earthy savour in the air, a
|
|
chilly bareness in the place, which associated itself somehow
|
|
with too much getting up by candle-light, and not too
|
|
much to eat.
|
|
|
|
They went, the Ghost and Scrooge, across the hall, to a
|
|
door at the back of the house. It opened before them, and
|
|
disclosed a long, bare, melancholy room, made barer still by
|
|
lines of plain deal forms and desks. At one of these a lonely
|
|
boy was reading near a feeble fire; and Scrooge sat down
|
|
upon a form, and wept to see his poor forgotten self as he
|
|
used to be.
|
|
|
|
Not a latent echo in the house, not a squeak and scuffle
|
|
from the mice behind the panelling, not a drip from the
|
|
half-thawed
|
|
water-spout in the dull yard behind, not a sigh among
|
|
the leafless boughs of one despondent poplar, not the idle
|
|
swinging of an empty store-house door, no, not a clicking in
|
|
the fire, but fell upon the heart of Scrooge with a softening
|
|
influence, and gave a freer passage to his tears.
|
|
|
|
The Spirit touched him on the arm, and pointed to his
|
|
younger self, intent upon his reading. Suddenly a man, in
|
|
foreign garments: wonderfully real and distinct to look at:
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|
stood outside the window, with an axe stuck in his belt, and
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leading by the bridle an ass laden with wood.
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`Why, it's Ali Baba.' Scrooge exclaimed in ecstasy. `It's
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dear old honest Ali Baba. Yes, yes, I know. One Christmas
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time, when yonder solitary child was left here all alone,
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he did come, for the first time, just like that. Poor boy. And
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Valentine,' said Scrooge,' and his wild brother, Orson; there
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they go. And what's his name, who was put down in his
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drawers, asleep, at the Gate of Damascus; don't you see him.
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And the Sultan's Groom turned upside down by the Genii;
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there he is upon his head. Serve him right. I'm glad of it.
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What business had he to be married to the Princess.'
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To hear Scrooge expending all the earnestness of his nature
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on such subjects, in a most extraordinary voice between
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laughing and crying; and to see his heightened and excited
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face; would have been a surprise to his business friends in
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the city, indeed.
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`There's the Parrot.' cried Scrooge. `Green body and
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yellow tail, with a thing like a lettuce growing out of the
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|
top of his head; there he is. Poor Robin Crusoe, he called
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him, when he came home again after sailing round the
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island. `Poor Robin Crusoe, where have you been, Robin
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Crusoe.' The man thought he was dreaming, but he wasn't.
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It was the Parrot, you know. There goes Friday, running
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for his life to the little creek. Halloa. Hoop. Hallo.'
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Then, with a rapidity of transition very foreign to his
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usual character, he said, in pity for his former self, `Poor
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boy.' and cried again.
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`I wish,' Scrooge muttered, putting his hand in his
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pocket, and looking about him, after drying his eyes with his
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cuff: `but it's too late now.'
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`What is the matter.' asked the Spirit.
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`Nothing,' said Scrooge. `Nothing. There was a boy
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singing a Christmas Carol at my door last night. I should
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like to have given him something: that's all.'
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The Ghost smiled thoughtfully, and waved its hand:
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saying as it did so, `Let us see another Christmas.'
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Scrooge's former self grew larger at the words, and the
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room became a little darker and more dirty. The panels shrunk,
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the windows cracked; fragments of plaster fell out of the
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ceiling, and the naked laths were shown instead; but how
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all this was brought about, Scrooge knew no more than you
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do. He only knew that it was quite correct; that everything
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|
had happened so; that there he was, alone again, when all
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the other boys had gone home for the jolly holidays.
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He was not reading now, but walking up and down
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despairingly.
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Scrooge looked at the Ghost, and with a mournful
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shaking of his head, glanced anxiously towards the door.
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It opened; and a little girl, much younger than the boy,
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came darting in, and putting her arms about his neck, and
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often kissing him, addressed him as her `Dear, dear
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brother.'
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`I have come to bring you home, dear brother.' said the
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child, clapping her tiny hands, and bending down to laugh.
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`To bring you home, home, home.'
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`Home, little Fan.' returned the boy.
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`Yes.' said the child, brimful of glee. `Home, for good
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and all. Home, for ever and ever. Father is so much kinder
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than he used to be, that home's like Heaven. He spoke so
|
|
gently to me one dear night when I was going to bed, that
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I was not afraid to ask him once more if you might come
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home; and he said Yes, you should; and sent me in a coach
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to bring you. And you're to be a man.' said the child,
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opening her eyes,' and are never to come back here; but
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first, we're to be together all the Christmas long, and have
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the merriest time in all the world.'
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`You are quite a woman, little Fan.' exclaimed the boy.
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She clapped her hands and laughed, and tried to touch his
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head; but being too little, laughed again, and stood on
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tiptoe to embrace him. Then she began to drag him, in her
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childish eagerness, towards the door; and he, nothing loth to
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go, accompanied her.
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A terrible voice in the hall cried.' Bring down Master
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Scrooge's box, there.' and in the hall appeared the schoolmaster
|
|
himself, who glared on Master Scrooge with a ferocious
|
|
condescension, and threw him into a dreadful state of mind
|
|
by shaking hands with him. He then conveyed him and his
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sister into the veriest old well of a shivering best-parlour that
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ever was seen, where the maps upon the wall, and the celestial
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|
and terrestrial globes in the windows, were waxy with cold.
|
|
Here he produced a decanter of curiously light wine, and a
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|
block of curiously heavy cake, and administered instalments
|
|
of those dainties to the young people: at the same time,
|
|
sending out a meagre servant to offer a glass of something
|
|
to the postboy, who answered that he thanked the gentleman,
|
|
but if it was the same tap as he had tasted before, he had
|
|
rather not. Master Scrooge's trunk being by this time tied
|
|
on to the top of the chaise, the children bade the schoolmaster
|
|
good-bye right willingly; and getting into it, drove
|
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gaily down the garden-sweep: the quick wheels dashing the
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hoar-frost and snow from off the dark leaves of the evergreens
|
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like spray.
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`Always a delicate creature, whom a breath might have
|
|
withered,' said the Ghost. `But she had a large heart.'
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`So she had,' cried Scrooge. `You're right. I will not
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|
gainsay it, Spirit. God forbid.'
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`She died a woman,' said the Ghost,' and had, as I think,
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children.'
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`One child,' Scrooge returned.
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`True,' said the Ghost. `Your nephew.'
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Scrooge seemed uneasy in his mind; and answered briefly,
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|
`Yes.'
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|
Although they had but that moment left the school behind
|
|
them, they were now in the busy thoroughfares of a city,
|
|
where shadowy passengers passed and repassed; where shadowy
|
|
carts and coaches battle for the way, and all the strife and
|
|
tumult of a real city were. It was made plain enough, by
|
|
the dressing of the shops, that here too it was Christmas
|
|
time again; but it was evening, and the streets were
|
|
lighted up.
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|
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|
The Ghost stopped at a certain warehouse door, and asked
|
|
Scrooge if he knew it.
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|
`Know it.' said Scrooge. `Was I apprenticed here.'
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|
They went in. At sight of an old gentleman in a Welsh
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|
wig, sitting behind such a high desk, that if he had been two
|
|
inches taller he must have knocked his head against the
|
|
ceiling, Scrooge cried in great excitement:
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|
`Why, it's old Fezziwig. Bless his heart; it's Fezziwig
|
|
alive again.'
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|
|
|
Old Fezziwig laid down his pen, and looked up at the
|
|
clock, which pointed to the hour of seven. He rubbed his
|
|
hands; adjusted his capacious waistcoat; laughed all over
|
|
himself, from his shows to his organ of benevolence; and
|
|
called out in a comfortable, oily, rich, fat, jovial voice:
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|
|
`Yo ho, there. Ebenezer. Dick.'
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|
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|
Scrooge's former self, now grown a young man, came briskly
|
|
in, accompanied by his fellow-prentice.
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|
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|
`Dick Wilkins, to be sure.' said Scrooge to the Ghost.
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|
`Bless me, yes. There he is. He was very much attached
|
|
to me, was Dick. Poor Dick. Dear, dear.'
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|
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|
`Yo ho, my boys.' said Fezziwig. `No more work to-night.
|
|
Christmas Eve, Dick. Christmas, Ebenezer. Let's
|
|
have the shutters up,' cried old Fezziwig, with a sharp clap
|
|
of his hands,' before a man can say Jack Robinson.'
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|
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|
You wouldn't believe how those two fellows went at it.
|
|
They charged into the street with the shutters -- one, two,
|
|
three -- had them up in their places -- four, five, six -- barred
|
|
them and pinned then -- seven, eight, nine -- and came back
|
|
before you could have got to twelve, panting like race-horses.
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|
`Hilli-ho!' cried old Fezziwig, skipping down from the
|
|
high desk, with wonderful agility. `Clear away, my lads,
|
|
and let's have lots of room here. Hilli-ho, Dick. Chirrup,
|
|
Ebenezer.'
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|
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|
Clear away. There was nothing they wouldn't have cleared
|
|
away, or couldn't have cleared away, with old Fezziwig looking
|
|
on. It was done in a minute. Every movable was packed off, as if
|
|
it were dismissed from public life for evermore; the floor was
|
|
swept and watered, the lamps were trimmed, fuel was heaped upon
|
|
the fire; and the warehouse was as snug, and warm, and dry, and
|
|
bright a ball-room, as you would desire to see upon a winter's
|
|
night.
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|
|
|
In came a fiddler with a music-book, and went up to the
|
|
lofty desk, and made an orchestra of it, and tuned like fifty
|
|
stomach-aches. In came Mrs Fezziwig, one vast substantial
|
|
smile. In came the three Miss Fezziwigs, beaming and
|
|
lovable. In came the six young followers whose hearts they
|
|
broke. In came all the young men and women employed in
|
|
the business. In came the housemaid, with her cousin, the
|
|
baker. In came the cook, with her brother's particular friend,
|
|
the milkman. In came the boy from over the way, who was
|
|
suspected of not having board enough from his master; trying
|
|
to hide himself behind the girl from next door but one, who
|
|
was proved to have had her ears pulled by her mistress.
|
|
In they all came, one after another; some shyly, some boldly,
|
|
some gracefully, some awkwardly, some pushing, some pulling;
|
|
in they all came, anyhow and everyhow. Away they all went,
|
|
twenty couple at once; hands half round and back again
|
|
the other way; down the middle and up again; round
|
|
and round in various stages of affectionate grouping; old
|
|
top couple always turning up in the wrong place; new top
|
|
couple starting off again, as soon as they got there; all top
|
|
couples at last, and not a bottom one to help them. When
|
|
this result was brought about, old Fezziwig, clapping his
|
|
hands to stop the dance, cried out,' Well done.' and the
|
|
fiddler plunged his hot face into a pot of porter, especially
|
|
provided for that purpose. But scorning rest, upon his
|
|
reappearance, he instantly began again, though there were no
|
|
dancers yet, as if the other fiddler had been carried home,
|
|
exhausted, on a shutter, and he were a bran-new man
|
|
resolved to beat him out of sight, or perish.
|
|
|
|
There were more dances, and there were forfeits, and more
|
|
dances, and there was cake, and there was negus, and there
|
|
was a great piece of Cold Roast, and there was a great piece
|
|
of Cold Boiled, and there were mince-pies, and plenty of beer.
|
|
But the great effect of the evening came after the Roast
|
|
and Boiled, when the fiddler (an artful dog, mind. The sort
|
|
of man who knew his business better than you or I could
|
|
have told it him.) struck up Sir Roger de Coverley.' Then
|
|
old Fezziwig stood out to dance with Mrs Fezziwig. Top
|
|
couple, too; with a good stiff piece of work cut out for them;
|
|
three or four and twenty pair of partners; people who were
|
|
not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no
|
|
notion of walking.
|
|
|
|
But if they had been twice as many -- ah, four times --
|
|
old Fezziwig would have been a match for them, and so would
|
|
Mrs Fezziwig. As to her, she was worthy to be his partner
|
|
in every sense of the term. If that's not high praise, tell me
|
|
higher, and I'll use it. A positive light appeared to issue
|
|
from Fezziwig's calves. They shone in every part of the
|
|
dance like moons. You couldn't have predicted, at any given
|
|
time, what would have become of them next. And when old
|
|
Fezziwig and Mrs Fezziwig had gone all through the dance;
|
|
advance and retire, both hands to your partner, bow and
|
|
curtsey, corkscrew, thread-the-needle, and back again to
|
|
your place; Fezziwig cut -- cut so deftly, that he appeared
|
|
to wink with his legs, and came upon his feet again without
|
|
a stagger.
|
|
|
|
When the clock struck eleven, this domestic ball broke up.
|
|
Mr and Mrs Fezziwig took their stations, one on either side
|
|
of the door, and shaking hands with every person individually
|
|
as he or she went out, wished him or her a Merry Christmas.
|
|
When everybody had retired but the two prentices, they did
|
|
the same to them; and thus the cheerful voices died away,
|
|
and the lads were left to their beds; which were under a
|
|
counter in the back-shop.
|
|
|
|
During the whole of this time, Scrooge had acted like a
|
|
man out of his wits. His heart and soul were in the scene,
|
|
and with his former self. He corroborated everything,
|
|
remembered everything, enjoyed everything, and underwent
|
|
the strangest agitation. It was not until now, when the
|
|
bright faces of his former self and Dick were turned from
|
|
them, that he remembered the Ghost, and became conscious
|
|
that it was looking full upon him, while the light upon its
|
|
head burnt very clear.
|
|
|
|
`A small matter,' said the Ghost,' to make these silly
|
|
folks so full of gratitude.'
|
|
|
|
`Small.' echoed Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
The Spirit signed to him to listen to the two apprentices,
|
|
who were pouring out their hearts in praise of Fezziwig:
|
|
and when he had done so, said,
|
|
|
|
`Why. Is it not. He has spent but a few pounds of
|
|
your mortal money: three or four perhaps. Is that so
|
|
much that he deserves this praise.'
|
|
|
|
`It isn't that,' said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and
|
|
speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self.
|
|
`It isn't that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy
|
|
or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a
|
|
pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and
|
|
looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is
|
|
impossible
|
|
to add and count them up: what then. The happiness
|
|
he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.'
|
|
|
|
He felt the Spirit's glance, and stopped.
|
|
|
|
`What is the matter.' asked the Ghost.
|
|
|
|
`Nothing in particular,' said Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
`Something, I think.' the Ghost insisted.
|
|
|
|
`No,' said Scrooge,' No. I should like to be able to say
|
|
a word or two to my clerk just now. That's all.'
|
|
|
|
His former self turned down the lamps as he gave utterance
|
|
to the wish; and Scrooge and the Ghost again stood side by
|
|
side in the open air.
|
|
|
|
`My time grows short,' observed the Spirit. `Quick.'
|
|
|
|
This was not addressed to Scrooge, or to any one whom he
|
|
could see, but it produced an immediate effect. For again
|
|
Scrooge saw himself. He was older now; a man in the prime
|
|
of life. His face had not the harsh and rigid lines of later
|
|
years; but it had begun to wear the signs of care and avarice.
|
|
There was an eager, greedy, restless motion in the eye, which
|
|
showed the passion that had taken root, and where the
|
|
shadow of the growing tree would fall.
|
|
|
|
He was not alone, but sat by the side of a fair young
|
|
girl in a mourning-dress: in whose eyes there were tears,
|
|
which sparkled in the light that shone out of the Ghost of
|
|
Christmas Past.
|
|
|
|
`It matters little,' she said, softly. `To you, very little.
|
|
Another idol has displaced me; and if it can cheer and comfort
|
|
you in time to come, as I would have tried to do, I have
|
|
no just cause to grieve.'
|
|
|
|
`What Idol has displaced you.' he rejoined.
|
|
|
|
`A golden one.'
|
|
|
|
`This is the even-handed dealing of the world.' he said.
|
|
`There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and
|
|
there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity
|
|
as the pursuit of wealth.'
|
|
|
|
`You fear the world too much,' she answered, gently.
|
|
`All your other hopes have merged into the hope of being
|
|
beyond the chance of its sordid reproach. I have seen your
|
|
nobler aspirations fall off one by one, until the master-passion,
|
|
Gain, engrosses you. Have I not.'
|
|
|
|
`What then.' he retorted. `Even if I have grown so
|
|
much wiser, what then. I am not changed towards you.'
|
|
|
|
She shook her head.
|
|
|
|
`Am I.'
|
|
|
|
`Our contract is an old one. It was made when we were
|
|
both poor and content to be so, until, in good season, we could
|
|
improve our worldly fortune by our patient industry. You
|
|
are changed. When it was made, you were another man.'
|
|
|
|
`I was a boy,' he said impatiently.
|
|
|
|
`Your own feeling tells you that you were not what you
|
|
are,' she returned. `I am. That which promised happiness
|
|
when we were one in heart, is fraught with misery now that
|
|
we are two. How often and how keenly I have thought of
|
|
this, I will not say. It is enough that I have thought of it,
|
|
and can release you.'
|
|
|
|
`Have I ever sought release.'
|
|
|
|
`In words. No. Never.'
|
|
|
|
`In what, then.'
|
|
|
|
`In a changed nature; in an altered spirit; in another
|
|
atmosphere of life; another Hope as its great end. In
|
|
everything that made my love of any worth or value in your
|
|
sight. If this had never been between us,' said the girl,
|
|
looking mildly, but with steadiness, upon him;' tell me,
|
|
would you seek me out and try to win me now. Ah, no.'
|
|
|
|
He seemed to yield to the justice of this supposition, in
|
|
spite of himself. But he said with a struggle,' You think
|
|
not.'
|
|
|
|
`I would gladly think otherwise if I could,' she answered,
|
|
`Heaven knows. When I have learned a Truth like this,
|
|
I know how strong and irresistible it must be. But if you
|
|
were free to-day, to-morrow, yesterday, can even I believe
|
|
that you would choose a dowerless girl -- you who, in your
|
|
very confidence with her, weigh everything by Gain: or,
|
|
choosing her, if for a moment you were false enough to your
|
|
one guiding principle to do so, do I not know that your
|
|
repentance and regret would surely follow. I do; and I
|
|
release you. With a full heart, for the love of him you
|
|
once were.'
|
|
|
|
He was about to speak; but with her head turned from
|
|
him, she resumed.
|
|
|
|
`You may -- the memory of what is past half makes me
|
|
hope you will -- have pain in this. A very, very brief time,
|
|
and you will dismiss the recollection of it, gladly, as an
|
|
unprofitable dream, from which it happened well that you
|
|
awoke. May you be happy in the life you have chosen.'
|
|
|
|
She left him, and they parted.
|
|
|
|
`Spirit.' said Scrooge,' show me no more. Conduct
|
|
me home. Why do you delight to torture me.'
|
|
|
|
`One shadow more.' exclaimed the Ghost.
|
|
|
|
`No more.' cried Scrooge. `No more, I don't wish to
|
|
see it. Show me no more.'
|
|
|
|
But the relentless Ghost pinioned him in both his arms,
|
|
and forced him to observe what happened next.
|
|
|
|
They were in another scene and place; a room, not very
|
|
large or handsome, but full of comfort. Near to the winter
|
|
fire sat a beautiful young girl, so like that last that Scrooge
|
|
believed it was the same, until he saw her, now a comely
|
|
matron, sitting opposite her daughter. The noise in this
|
|
room was perfectly tumultuous, for there were more children
|
|
there, than Scrooge in his agitated state of mind could count;
|
|
and, unlike the celebrated herd in the poem, they were not
|
|
forty children conducting themselves like one, but every
|
|
child was conducting itself like forty. The consequences
|
|
were uproarious beyond belief; but no one seemed to care;
|
|
on the contrary, the mother and daughter laughed heartily,
|
|
and enjoyed it very much; and the latter, soon beginning to
|
|
mingle in the sports, got pillaged by the young brigands
|
|
most ruthlessly. What would I not have given to one of
|
|
them. Though I never could have been so rude, no, no. I
|
|
wouldn't for the wealth of all the world have crushed that
|
|
braided hair, and torn it down; and for the precious little
|
|
shoe, I wouldn't have plucked it off, God bless my soul. to
|
|
save my life. As to measuring her waist in sport, as they
|
|
did, bold young brood, I couldn't have done it; I should
|
|
have expected my arm to have grown round it for a punishment,
|
|
and never come straight again. And yet I should
|
|
have dearly liked, I own, to have touched her lips; to have
|
|
questioned her, that she might have opened them; to have
|
|
looked upon the lashes of her downcast eyes, and never
|
|
raised a blush; to have let loose waves of hair, an inch of
|
|
which would be a keepsake beyond price: in short, I should
|
|
have liked, I do confess, to have had the lightest licence
|
|
of a child, and yet to have been man enough to know its
|
|
value.
|
|
|
|
But now a knocking at the door was heard, and such a
|
|
rush immediately ensued that she with laughing face and
|
|
plundered dress was borne towards it the centre of a flushed
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and boisterous group, just in time to greet the father, who
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came home attended by a man laden with Christmas toys
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and presents. Then the shouting and the struggling, and
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the onslaught that was made on the defenceless porter.
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The scaling him with chairs for ladders to dive into his
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pockets, despoil him of brown-paper parcels, hold on tight
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by his cravat, hug him round his neck, pommel his back,
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and kick his legs in irrepressible affection. The shouts of
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wonder and delight with which the development of every
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package was received. The terrible announcement that the
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baby had been taken in the act of putting a doll's frying-pan
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into his mouth, and was more than suspected of having
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swallowed a fictitious turkey, glued on a wooden platter.
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The immense relief of finding this a false alarm. The joy,
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and gratitude, and ecstasy. They are all indescribable alike.
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It is enough that by degrees the children and their emotions
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got out of the parlour, and by one stair at a time, up to the
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top of the house; where they went to bed, and so subsided.
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And now Scrooge looked on more attentively than ever,
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when the master of the house, having his daughter leaning
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fondly on him, sat down with her and her mother at his
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own fireside; and when he thought that such another
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creature, quite as graceful and as full of promise, might
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have called him father, and been a spring-time in the
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haggard winter of his life, his sight grew very dim indeed.
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`Belle,' said the husband, turning to his wife with a
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smile,' I saw an old friend of yours this afternoon.'
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`Who was it.'
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`Guess.'
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`How can I. Tut, don't I know.' she added in the
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same breath, laughing as he laughed. `Mr Scrooge.'
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`Mr Scrooge it was. I passed his office window; and as
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it was not shut up, and he had a candle inside, I could
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scarcely help seeing him. His partner lies upon the point
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of death, I hear; and there he sat alone. Quite alone in
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the world, I do believe.'
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`Spirit.' said Scrooge in a broken voice,' remove me
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from this place.'
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`I told you these were shadows of the things that have
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been,' said the Ghost. `That they are what they are, do
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not blame me.'
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`Remove me.' Scrooge exclaimed,' I cannot bear it.'
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He turned upon the Ghost, and seeing that it looked upon
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him with a face, in which in some strange way there were
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fragments of all the faces it had shown him, wrestled with it.
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`Leave me. Take me back. Haunt me no longer.'
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In the struggle, if that can be called a struggle in which
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the Ghost with no visible resistance on its own part was
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undisturbed by any effort of its adversary, Scrooge observed
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that its light was burning high and bright; and dimly
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connecting that with its influence over him, he seized the
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extinguisher-cap, and by a sudden action pressed it down
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upon its head.
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The Spirit dropped beneath it, so that the extinguisher
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covered its whole form; but though Scrooge pressed it down
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with all his force, he could not hide the light, which streamed
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from under it, in an unbroken flood upon the ground.
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He was conscious of being exhausted, and overcome by an
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irresistible drowsiness; and, further, of being in his own
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bedroom. He gave the cap a parting squeeze, in which his hand
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relaxed; and had barely time to reel to bed, before he sank
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into a heavy sleep.
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Stave 3: The Second of the Three Spirits
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Awaking in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and
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sitting up in bed to get his thoughts together, Scrooge had
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no occasion to be told that the bell was again upon the
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|
stroke of One. He felt that he was restored to consciousness
|
|
in the right nick of time, for the especial purpose of holding
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a conference with the second messenger despatched to him
|
|
through Jacob Marley's intervention. But, finding that he
|
|
turned uncomfortably cold when he began to wonder which
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of his curtains this new spectre would draw back, he put
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them every one aside with his own hands, and lying down
|
|
again, established a sharp look-out all round the bed. For,
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he wished to challenge the Spirit on the moment of its
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appearance, and did not wish to be taken by surprise, and
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made nervous.
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Gentlemen of the free-and-easy sort, who plume themselves
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on being acquainted with a move or two, and being usually
|
|
equal to the time-of-day, express the wide range of their
|
|
capacity for adventure by observing that they are good for
|
|
anything from pitch-and-toss to manslaughter; between which
|
|
opposite extremes, no doubt, there lies a tolerably wide and
|
|
comprehensive range of subjects. Without venturing for
|
|
Scrooge quite as hardily as this, I don't mind calling on you
|
|
to believe that he was ready for a good broad field of
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|
strange appearances, and that nothing between a baby and
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rhinoceros would have astonished him very much.
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Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by
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|
any means prepared for nothing; and, consequently, when the
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Bell struck One, and no shape appeared, he was taken with a
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|
violent fit of trembling. Five minutes, ten minutes, a quarter
|
|
of an hour went by, yet nothing came. All this time, he lay
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|
upon his bed, the very core and centre of a blaze of ruddy
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light, which streamed upon it when the clock proclaimed the
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hour; and which, being only light, was more alarming than
|
|
a dozen ghosts, as he was powerless to make out what it
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meant, or would be at; and was sometimes apprehensive
|
|
that he might be at that very moment an interesting case of
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spontaneous combustion, without having the consolation of
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|
knowing it. At last, however, he began to think -- as you or
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I would have thought at first; for it is always the person not
|
|
in the predicament who knows what ought to have been done
|
|
in it, and would unquestionably have done it too -- at last, I
|
|
say, he began to think that the source and secret of this
|
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ghostly light might be in the adjoining room, from whence,
|
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on further tracing it, it seemed to shine. This idea taking
|
|
full possession of his mind, he got up softly and shuffled in
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his slippers to the door.
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The moment Scrooge's hand was on the lock, a strange
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|
voice called him by his name, and bade him enter. He
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|
obeyed.
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It was his own room. There was no doubt about that.
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|
But it had undergone a surprising transformation. The walls
|
|
and ceiling were so hung with living green, that it looked a
|
|
perfect grove; from every part of which, bright gleaming
|
|
berries glistened. The crisp leaves of holly, mistletoe, and
|
|
ivy reflected back the light, as if so many little mirrors had
|
|
been scattered there; and such a mighty blaze went roaring
|
|
up the chimney, as that dull petrification of a hearth had
|
|
never known in Scrooge's time, or Marley's, or for many and
|
|
many a winter season gone. Heaped up on the floor, to form
|
|
a kind of throne, were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn,
|
|
great joints of meat, sucking-pigs, long wreaths of sausages,
|
|
mince-pies, plum-puddings, barrels of oysters, red-hot chestnuts,
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|
cherry-cheeked apples, juicy oranges, luscious pears,
|
|
immense twelfth-cakes, and seething bowls of punch, that
|
|
made the chamber dim with their delicious steam. In easy
|
|
state upon this couch, there sat a jolly Giant, glorious to
|
|
see:, who bore a glowing torch, in shape not unlike Plenty's
|
|
horn, and held it up, high up, to shed its light on Scrooge,
|
|
as he came peeping round the door.
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|
`Come in.' exclaimed the Ghost. `Come in. and know
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|
me better, man.'
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Scrooge entered timidly, and hung his head before this
|
|
Spirit. He was not the dogged Scrooge he had been; and
|
|
though the Spirit's eyes were clear and kind, he did not like
|
|
to meet them.
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|
`I am the Ghost of Christmas Present,' said the Spirit.
|
|
`Look upon me.'
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|
Scrooge reverently did so. It was clothed in one simple
|
|
green robe, or mantle, bordered with white fur. This garment
|
|
hung so loosely on the figure, that its capacious breast was
|
|
bare, as if disdaining to be warded or concealed by any
|
|
artifice. Its feet, observable beneath the ample folds of the
|
|
garment, were also bare; and on its head it wore no other
|
|
covering than a holly wreath, set here and there with shining
|
|
icicles. Its dark brown curls were long and free; free as its
|
|
genial face, its sparkling eye, its open hand, its cheery voice,
|
|
its unconstrained demeanour, and its joyful air. Girded
|
|
round its middle was an antique scabbard; but no sword
|
|
was in it, and the ancient sheath was eaten up with rust.
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|
`You have never seen the like of me before.' exclaimed
|
|
the Spirit.
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|
`Never,' Scrooge made answer to it.
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|
|
|
`Have never walked forth with the younger members of
|
|
my family; meaning (for I am very young) my elder brothers
|
|
born in these later years.' pursued the Phantom.
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|
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|
`I don't think I have,' said Scrooge. `I am afraid I have
|
|
not. Have you had many brothers, Spirit.'
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|
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|
`More than eighteen hundred,' said the Ghost.
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|
|
`A tremendous family to provide for.' muttered Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
The Ghost of Christmas Present rose.
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|
`Spirit,' said Scrooge submissively,' conduct me where
|
|
you will. I went forth last night on compulsion, and I learnt
|
|
a lesson which is working now. To-night, if you have aught
|
|
to teach me, let me profit by it.'
|
|
|
|
`Touch my robe.'
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|
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|
Scrooge did as he was told, and held it fast.
|
|
|
|
Holly, mistletoe, red berries, ivy, turkeys, geese, game,
|
|
poultry, brawn, meat, pigs, sausages, oysters, pies, puddings,
|
|
fruit, and punch, all vanished instantly. So did the room,
|
|
the fire, the ruddy glow, the hour of night, and they stood
|
|
in the city streets on Christmas morning, where (for the
|
|
weather was severe) the people made a rough, but brisk and
|
|
not unpleasant kind of music, in scraping the snow from the
|
|
pavement in front of their dwellings, and from the tops of
|
|
their houses, whence it was mad delight to the boys to see
|
|
it come plumping down into the road below, and splitting
|
|
into artificial little snow-storms.
|
|
|
|
The house fronts looked black enough, and the windows
|
|
blacker, contrasting with the smooth white sheet of snow
|
|
upon the roofs, and with the dirtier snow upon the ground;
|
|
which last deposit had been ploughed up in deep furrows by
|
|
the heavy wheels of carts and waggons; furrows that crossed
|
|
and recrossed each other hundreds of times where the great
|
|
streets branched off; and made intricate channels, hard to trace
|
|
in the thick yellow mud and icy water. The sky was gloomy,
|
|
and the shortest streets were choked up with a dingy mist,
|
|
half thawed, half frozen, whose heavier particles descended
|
|
in shower of sooty atoms, as if all the chimneys in Great
|
|
Britain had, by one consent, caught fire, and were blazing away
|
|
to their dear hearts' content. There was nothing very cheerful
|
|
in the climate or the town, and yet was there an air of
|
|
cheerfulness abroad that the clearest summer air and brightest
|
|
summer sun might have endeavoured to diffuse in vain.
|
|
|
|
For, the people who were shovelling away on the housetops
|
|
were jovial and full of glee; calling out to one another
|
|
from the parapets, and now and then exchanging a facetious
|
|
snowball -- better-natured missile far than many a wordy jest --
|
|
laughing heartily if it went right and not less heartily if it
|
|
went wrong. The poulterers' shops were still half open, and
|
|
the fruiterers' were radiant in their glory. There were great,
|
|
round, pot-bellied baskets of chestnuts, shaped like the
|
|
waistcoats of jolly old gentlemen, lolling at the doors, and tumbling
|
|
out into the street in their apoplectic opulence. There were
|
|
ruddy, brown-faced, broad-girthed Spanish Friars, and winking
|
|
from their shelves in wanton slyness at the girls as they went
|
|
by, and glanced demurely at the hung-up mistletoe. There were
|
|
pears and apples, clustered high in blooming pyramids; there
|
|
were bunches of grapes, made, in the shopkeepers' benevolence
|
|
to dangle from conspicuous hooks, that people's mouths might
|
|
water gratis as they passed; there were piles of filberts, mossy
|
|
and brown, recalling, in their fragrance, ancient walks among
|
|
the woods, and pleasant shufflings ankle deep through withered
|
|
leaves; there were Norfolk Biffins, squab and swarthy, setting
|
|
off the yellow of the oranges and lemons, and, in the great
|
|
compactness of their juicy persons, urgently entreating and
|
|
beseeching to be carried home in paper bags and eaten after
|
|
dinner. The very gold and silver fish, set forth among
|
|
these choice fruits in a bowl, though members of a dull and
|
|
stagnant-blooded race, appeared to know that there was
|
|
something going on; and, to a fish, went gasping round and
|
|
round their little world in slow and passionless excitement.
|
|
|
|
The Grocers'. oh the Grocers'. nearly closed, with perhaps
|
|
two shutters down, or one; but through those gaps such
|
|
glimpses. It was not alone that the scales descending on the
|
|
counter made a merry sound, or that the twine and roller
|
|
parted company so briskly, or that the canisters were rattled
|
|
up and down like juggling tricks, or even that the blended
|
|
scents of tea and coffee were so grateful to the nose, or even
|
|
that the raisins were so plentiful and rare, the almonds so
|
|
extremely white, the sticks of cinnamon so long and straight,
|
|
the other spices so delicious, the candied fruits so caked and
|
|
spotted with molten sugar as to make the coldest lookers-on
|
|
feel faint and subsequently bilious. Nor was it that the figs
|
|
were moist and pulpy, or that the French plums blushed in
|
|
modest tartness from their highly-decorated boxes, or that
|
|
everything was good to eat and in its Christmas dress; but
|
|
the customers were all so hurried and so eager in the hopeful
|
|
promise of the day, that they tumbled up against each other
|
|
at the door, crashing their wicker baskets wildly, and left
|
|
their purchases upon the counter, and came running back to
|
|
fetch them, and committed hundreds of the like mistakes, in
|
|
the best humour possible; while the Grocer and his people
|
|
were so frank and fresh that the polished hearts with which
|
|
they fastened their aprons behind might have been their own,
|
|
worn outside for general inspection, and for Christmas daws
|
|
to peck at if they chose.
|
|
|
|
But soon the steeples called good people all, to church and
|
|
chapel, and away they came, flocking through the streets in
|
|
their best clothes, and with their gayest faces. And at the
|
|
same time there emerged from scores of bye-streets, lanes, and
|
|
nameless turnings, innumerable people, carrying their dinners
|
|
to the baker' shops. The sight of these poor revellers
|
|
appeared to interest the Spirit very much, for he stood with
|
|
Scrooge beside him in a baker's doorway, and taking off the
|
|
covers as their bearers passed, sprinkled incense on their
|
|
dinners from his torch. And it was a very uncommon kind
|
|
of torch, for once or twice when there were angry words
|
|
between some dinner-carriers who had jostled each other, he
|
|
shed a few drops of water on them from it, and their good
|
|
humour was restored directly. For they said, it was a shame
|
|
to quarrel upon Christmas Day. And so it was. God love
|
|
it, so it was.
|
|
|
|
In time the bells ceased, and the bakers were shut up; and
|
|
yet there was a genial shadowing forth of all these dinners
|
|
and the progress of their cooking, in the thawed blotch of
|
|
wet above each baker's oven; where the pavement smoked as
|
|
if its stones were cooking too.
|
|
|
|
`Is there a peculiar flavour in what you sprinkle from
|
|
your torch.' asked Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
`There is. My own.'
|
|
|
|
`Would it apply to any kind of dinner on this day.'
|
|
asked Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
`To any kindly given. To a poor one most.'
|
|
|
|
`Why to a poor one most.' asked Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
`Because it needs it most.'
|
|
|
|
`Spirit,' said Scrooge, after a moment's thought,' I wonder
|
|
you, of all the beings in the many worlds about us, should
|
|
desire to cramp these people's opportunities of innocent
|
|
enjoyment.'
|
|
|
|
`I.' cried the Spirit.
|
|
|
|
`You would deprive them of their means of dining every
|
|
seventh day, often the only day on which they can be said
|
|
to dine at all,' said Scrooge. `Wouldn't you.'
|
|
|
|
`I.' cried the Spirit.
|
|
|
|
`You seek to close these places on the Seventh Day.' said
|
|
Scrooge. `And it comes to the same thing.'
|
|
|
|
`I seek.' exclaimed the Spirit.
|
|
|
|
`Forgive me if I am wrong. It has been done in your
|
|
name, or at least in that of your family,' said Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
`There are some upon this earth of yours,' returned the
|
|
Spirit,' who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds
|
|
of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and
|
|
selfishness
|
|
in our name, who are as strange to us and all out kith and
|
|
kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge
|
|
their doings on themselves, not us.'
|
|
|
|
Scrooge promised that he would; and they went on,
|
|
invisible, as they had been before, into the suburbs of the
|
|
town. It was a remarkable quality of the Ghost (which
|
|
Scrooge had observed at the baker's), that notwithstanding
|
|
his gigantic size, he could accommodate himself to any place
|
|
with ease; and that he stood beneath a low roof quite as
|
|
gracefully and like a supernatural creature, as it was possible
|
|
he could have done in any lofty hall.
|
|
|
|
And perhaps it was the pleasure the good Spirit had in
|
|
showing off this power of his, or else it was his own kind,
|
|
generous, hearty nature, and his sympathy with all poor
|
|
men, that led him straight to Scrooge's clerk's; for there he
|
|
went, and took Scrooge with him, holding to his robe; and
|
|
on the threshold of the door the Spirit smiled, and stopped
|
|
to bless Bob Cratchit's dwelling with the sprinkling of his
|
|
torch. Think of that. Bob had but fifteen bob a-week
|
|
himself; he pocketed on Saturdays but fifteen copies of his
|
|
Christian name; and yet the Ghost of Christmas Present
|
|
blessed his four-roomed house.
|
|
|
|
Then up rose Mrs Cratchit, Cratchit's wife, dressed out
|
|
but poorly in a twice-turned gown, but brave in ribbons,
|
|
which are cheap and make a goodly show for sixpence; and
|
|
she laid the cloth, assisted by Belinda Cratchit, second of
|
|
her daughters, also brave in ribbons; while Master Peter
|
|
Cratchit plunged a fork into the saucepan of potatoes, and
|
|
getting the corners of his monstrous shirt collar (Bob's private
|
|
property, conferred upon his son and heir in honour of the
|
|
day) into his mouth, rejoiced to find himself so gallantly
|
|
attired, and yearned to show his linen in the fashionable Parks.
|
|
And now two smaller Cratchits, boy and girl, came tearing
|
|
in, screaming that outside the baker's they had smelt the
|
|
e the baker's they had smelt the
|
|
goose, and known it for their own; and basking in luxurious
|
|
thoughts of sage and onion, these young Cratchits danced
|
|
about the table, and exalted Master Peter Cratchit to the
|
|
skies, while he (not proud, although his collars nearly choked
|
|
him) blew the fire, until the slow potatoes bubbling up,
|
|
knocked loudly at the saucepan-lid to be let out and
|
|
peeled.
|
|
|
|
`What has ever got your precious father then.' said Mrs
|
|
Cratchit. `And your brother, Tiny Tim. And Martha
|
|
warn't as late last Christmas Day by half-an-hour.'
|
|
|
|
|
|
`Here's Martha, mother.' said a girl, appearing as she
|
|
spoke.
|
|
|
|
`Here's Martha, mother.' cried the two young Cratchits.
|
|
`Hurrah. There's such a goose, Martha.'
|
|
|
|
`Why, bless your heart alive, my dear, how late you are.'
|
|
said Mrs Cratchit, kissing her a dozen times, and taking off
|
|
her shawl and bonnet for her with officious zeal.
|
|
|
|
`We'd a deal of work to finish up last night,' replied the
|
|
girl,' and had to clear away this morning, mother.'
|
|
|
|
`Well. Never mind so long as you are come,' said Mrs
|
|
Cratchit. `Sit ye down before the fire, my dear, and have
|
|
a warm, Lord bless ye.'
|
|
|
|
`No, no. There's father coming,' cried the two young
|
|
Cratchits, who were everywhere at once. `Hide, Martha,
|
|
hide.'
|
|
|
|
So Martha hid herself, and in came little Bob, the father,
|
|
with at least three feet of comforter exclusive of the fringe,
|
|
hanging down before him; and his threadbare clothes darned
|
|
up and brushed, to look seasonable; and Tiny Tim upon his
|
|
shoulder. Alas for Tiny Tim, he bore a little crutch, and
|
|
had his limbs supported by an iron frame.
|
|
|
|
`Why, where's our Martha.' cried Bob Cratchit, looking
|
|
round.
|
|
|
|
`Not coming,' said Mrs Cratchit.
|
|
|
|
`Not coming.' said Bob, with a sudden declension in his
|
|
high spirits; for he had been Tim's blood horse all the way
|
|
from church, and had come home rampant. `Not coming
|
|
upon Christmas Day.'
|
|
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Martha didn't like to see him disappointed, if it were only
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in joke; so she came out prematurely from behind the closet
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door, and ran into his arms, while the two young Cratchits
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hustled Tiny Tim, and bore him off into the wash-house,
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that he might hear the pudding singing in the copper.
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`And how did little Tim behave. asked Mrs Cratchit,
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when she had rallied Bob on his credulity, and Bob had
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hugged his daughter to his heart's content.
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`As good as gold,' said Bob,' and better. Somehow he
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gets thoughtful, sitting by himself so much, and thinks the
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strangest things you ever heard. He told me, coming home,
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that he hoped the people saw him in the church, because he
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was a cripple, and it might be pleasant to them to remember
|
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upon Christmas Day, who made lame beggars walk, and blind
|
|
men see.'
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Bob's voice was tremulous when he told them this, and
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trembled more when he said that Tiny Tim was growing
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strong and hearty.
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His active little crutch was heard upon the floor, and back
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came Tiny Tim before another word was spoken, escorted by
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his brother and sister to his stool before the fire; and while
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Bob, turning up his cuffs -- as if, poor fellow, they were
|
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capable of being made more shabby -- compounded some hot
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mixture in a jug with gin and lemons, and stirred it round
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and round and put it on the hob to simmer; Master Peter,
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and the two ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch the
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goose, with which they soon returned in high procession.
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Such a bustle ensued that you might have thought a goose
|
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the rarest of all birds; a feathered phenomenon, to which a
|
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black swan was a matter of course -- and in truth it was
|
|
something very like it in that house. Mrs Cratchit made
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the gravy (ready beforehand in a little saucepan) hissing hot;
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Master Peter mashed the potatoes with incredible vigour;
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Miss Belinda sweetened up the apple-sauce; Martha dusted
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the hot plates; Bob took Tiny Tim beside him in a tiny
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corner at the table; the two young Cratchits set chairs for
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everybody, not forgetting themselves, and mounting guard
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|
upon their posts, crammed spoons into their mouths, lest
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they should shriek for goose before their turn came to be
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helped. At last the dishes were set on, and grace was
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said. It was succeeded by a breathless pause, as Mrs
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Cratchit, looking slowly all along the carving-knife, prepared
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to plunge it in the breast; but when she did, and when the
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long expected gush of stuffing issued forth, one murmur of
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delight arose all round the board, and even Tiny Tim,
|
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excited by the two young Cratchits, beat on the table with
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the handle of his knife, and feebly cried Hurrah.
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There never was such a goose. Bob said he didn't believe
|
|
there ever was such a goose cooked. Its tenderness and
|
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flavour, size and cheapness, were the themes of universal
|
|
admiration. Eked out by apple-sauce and mashed potatoes,
|
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it was a sufficient dinner for the whole family; indeed, as
|
|
Mrs Cratchit said with great delight (surveying one small
|
|
atom of a bone upon the dish), they hadn't ate it all at
|
|
last. Yet every one had had enough, and the youngest
|
|
Cratchits in particular, were steeped in sage and onion to
|
|
the eyebrows. But now, the plates being changed by Miss
|
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Belinda, Mrs Cratchit left the room alone -- too nervous to
|
|
bear witnesses -- to take the pudding up and bring it in.
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|
Suppose it should not be done enough. Suppose it should
|
|
break in turning out. Suppose somebody should have got
|
|
over the wall of the back-yard, and stolen it, while they
|
|
were merry with the goose -- a supposition at which the two
|
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young Cratchits became livid. All sorts of horrors were
|
|
supposed.
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|
Hallo. A great deal of steam. The pudding was out of
|
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the copper. A smell like a washing-day. That was the
|
|
cloth. A smell like an eating-house and a pastrycook's next
|
|
door to each other, with a laundress's next door to that.
|
|
That was the pudding. In half a minute Mrs Cratchit
|
|
entered -- flushed, but smiling proudly -- with the pudding,
|
|
like a speckled cannon-ball, so hard and firm, blazing in half
|
|
of half-a-quartern of ignited brandy, and bedight with
|
|
Christmas holly stuck into the top.
|
|
|
|
Oh, a wonderful pudding. Bob Cratchit said, and calmly
|
|
too, that he regarded it as the greatest success achieved by
|
|
Mrs Cratchit since their marriage. Mrs Cratchit said that
|
|
now the weight was off her mind, she would confess she had
|
|
had her doubts about the quantity of flour. Everybody had
|
|
something to say about it, but nobody said or thought it
|
|
was at all a small pudding for a large family. It would have
|
|
been flat heresy to do so. Any Cratchit would have blushed
|
|
to hint at such a thing.
|
|
|
|
At last the dinner was all done, the cloth was cleared, the
|
|
hearth swept, and the fire made up. The compound in the
|
|
jug being tasted, and considered perfect, apples and oranges
|
|
were put upon the table, and a shovel-full of chestnuts on the
|
|
fire. Then all the Cratchit family drew round the hearth, in
|
|
what Bob Cratchit called a circle, meaning half a one; and
|
|
at Bob Cratchit's elbow stood the family display of glass.
|
|
Two tumblers, and a custard-cup without a handle.
|
|
|
|
These held the hot stuff from the jug, however, as well as
|
|
golden goblets would have done; and Bob served it out with
|
|
beaming looks, while the chestnuts on the fire sputtered and
|
|
cracked noisily. Then Bob proposed:
|
|
|
|
`A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us.'
|
|
|
|
Which all the family re-echoed.
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|
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|
`God bless us every one.' said Tiny Tim, the last of all.
|
|
|
|
He sat very close to his father's side upon his little
|
|
stool.
|
|
Bob held his withered little hand in his, as if he loved the
|
|
child, and wished to keep him by his side, and dreaded that
|
|
he might be taken from him.
|
|
|
|
`Spirit,' said Scrooge, with an interest he had never felt
|
|
before, `tell me if Tiny Tim will live.'
|
|
|
|
`I see a vacant seat,' replied the Ghost, `in the poor
|
|
chimney-corner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully
|
|
preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future,
|
|
the child will die.'
|
|
|
|
`No, no,' said Scrooge. `Oh, no, kind Spirit. say he
|
|
will be spared.'
|
|
|
|
`If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, none
|
|
other of my race,' returned the Ghost, `will find him here.
|
|
What then. If he be like to die, he had better do it, and
|
|
decrease the surplus population.'
|
|
|
|
Scrooge hung his head to hear his own words quoted by
|
|
the Spirit, and was overcome with penitence and grief.
|
|
`Man,' said the Ghost, `if man you be in heart, not
|
|
adamant, forbear that wicked cant until you have discovered
|
|
What the surplus is, and Where it is. Will you decide what
|
|
men shall live, what men shall die. It may be, that in the
|
|
sight of Heaven, you are more worthless and less fit to live
|
|
than millions like this poor man's child. Oh God. to hear
|
|
the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life
|
|
among his hungry brothers in the dust.'
|
|
|
|
Scrooge bent before the Ghost's rebuke, and trembling cast
|
|
his eyes upon the ground. But he raised them speedily, on
|
|
hearing his own name.
|
|
|
|
`Mr Scrooge.' said Bob; `I'll give you Mr Scrooge, the
|
|
Founder of the Feast.'
|
|
|
|
`The Founder of the Feast indeed.' cried Mrs Cratchit,
|
|
reddening. `I wish I had him here. I'd give him a piece
|
|
of my mind to feast upon, and I hope he'd have a good
|
|
appetite for it.'
|
|
|
|
`My dear,' said Bob, `the children. Christmas Day.'
|
|
|
|
`It should be Christmas Day, I am sure,' said she, `on
|
|
which one drinks the health of such an odious, stingy, hard,
|
|
unfeeling man as Mr Scrooge. You know he is, Robert.
|
|
Nobody knows it better than you do, poor fellow.'
|
|
|
|
`My dear,' was Bob's mild answer, `Christmas Day.'
|
|
|
|
`I'll drink his health for your sake and the Day's,' said
|
|
Mrs Cratchit, `not for his. Long life to him. A merry
|
|
Christmas and a happy new year. He'll be very merry and
|
|
very happy, I have no doubt.'
|
|
|
|
The children drank the toast after her. It was the first of
|
|
their proceedings which had no heartiness. Tiny Tim drank
|
|
it last of all, but he didn't care twopence for it. Scrooge
|
|
was the Ogre of the family. The mention of his name cast
|
|
a dark shadow on the party, which was not dispelled for full
|
|
five minutes.
|
|
|
|
After it had passed away, they were ten times merrier than
|
|
before, from the mere relief of Scrooge the Baleful being done
|
|
with. Bob Cratchit told them how he had a situation in his
|
|
eye for Master Peter, which would bring in, if obtained, full
|
|
five-and-sixpence weekly. The two young Cratchits laughed
|
|
tremendously at the idea of Peter's being a man of business;
|
|
and Peter himself looked thoughtfully at the fire from
|
|
between his collars, as if he were deliberating what particular
|
|
investments he should favour when he came into the receipt
|
|
of that bewildering income. Martha, who was a poor
|
|
apprentice at a milliner's, then told them what kind of work
|
|
she had to do, and how many hours she worked at a stretch,
|
|
and how she meant to lie abed to-morrow morning for a
|
|
good long rest; to-morrow being a holiday she passed at
|
|
home. Also how she had seen a countess and a lord some
|
|
days before, and how the lord was much about as tall as
|
|
Peter;' at which Peter pulled up his collars so high that you
|
|
couldn't have seen his head if you had been there. All this
|
|
time the chestnuts and the jug went round and round; and
|
|
by-and-bye they had a song, about a lost child travelling in
|
|
the snow, from Tiny Tim, who had a plaintive little voice,
|
|
and sang it very well indeed.
|
|
|
|
There was nothing of high mark in this. They were not
|
|
a handsome family; they were not well dressed; their shoes
|
|
were far from being water-proof; their clothes were scanty;
|
|
and Peter might have known, and very likely did, the inside
|
|
of a pawnbroker's. But, they were happy, grateful, pleased
|
|
with one another, and contented with the time; and when
|
|
they faded, and looked happier yet in the bright sprinklings
|
|
of the Spirit's torch at parting, Scrooge had his eye upon
|
|
them, and especially on Tiny Tim, until the last.
|
|
|
|
By this time it was getting dark, and snowing pretty
|
|
heavily; and as Scrooge and the Spirit went along the streets,
|
|
the brightness of the roaring fires in kitchens, parlours, and
|
|
all sorts of rooms, was wonderful. Here, the flickering of
|
|
the blaze showed preparations for a cosy dinner, with hot
|
|
plates baking through and through before the fire, and deep
|
|
red curtains, ready to be drawn to shut out cold and darkness.
|
|
There all the children of the house were running out
|
|
into the snow to meet their married sisters, brothers, cousins,
|
|
uncles, aunts, and be the first to greet them. Here, again,
|
|
were shadows on the window-blind of guests assembling; and
|
|
there a group of handsome girls, all hooded and fur-booted,
|
|
and all chattering at once, tripped lightly off to some near
|
|
neighbour's house; where, woe upon the single man who saw
|
|
them enter -- artful witches, well they knew it -- in a glow.
|
|
|
|
But, if you had judged from the numbers of people on
|
|
their way to friendly gatherings, you might have thought
|
|
that no one was at home to give them welcome when they
|
|
got there, instead of every house expecting company, and
|
|
piling up its fires half-chimney high. Blessings on it, how
|
|
the Ghost exulted. How it bared its breadth of breast, and
|
|
opened its capacious palm, and floated on, outpouring, with
|
|
a generous hand, its bright and harmless mirth on everything
|
|
within its reach. The very lamplighter, who ran on before,
|
|
dotting the dusky street with specks of light, and who was
|
|
dressed to spend the evening somewhere, laughed out loudly
|
|
as the Spirit passed, though little kenned the lamplighter
|
|
that he had any company but Christmas.
|
|
|
|
And now, without a word of warning from the Ghost, they
|
|
stood upon a bleak and desert moor, where monstrous masses
|
|
of rude stone were cast about, as though it were the burial-place
|
|
of giants; and water spread itself wheresoever it listed,
|
|
or would have done so, but for the frost that held it prisoner;
|
|
and nothing grew but moss and furze, and coarse rank grass.
|
|
Down in the west the setting sun had left a streak of fiery
|
|
red, which glared upon the desolation for an instant, like a
|
|
sullen eye, and frowning lower, lower, lower yet, was lost in
|
|
the thick gloom of darkest night.
|
|
|
|
`What place is this.' asked Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
`A place where Miners live, who labour in the bowels of
|
|
the earth,' returned the Spirit. `But they know me. See.'
|
|
|
|
Alight shone from the window of a hut, and swiftly they
|
|
advanced towards it. Passing through the wall of mud and
|
|
stone, they found a cheerful company assembled round a
|
|
glowing fire. An old, old man and woman, with their
|
|
children and their children's children, and another generation
|
|
beyond that, all decked out gaily in their holiday attire.
|
|
The old man, in a voice that seldom rose above the howling
|
|
of the wind upon the barren waste, was singing them a
|
|
Christmas song -- it had been a very old song when he was a
|
|
boy -- and from time to time they all joined in the chorus.
|
|
So surely as they raised their voices, the old man got quite
|
|
blithe and loud; and so surely as they stopped, his vigour
|
|
sank again.
|
|
|
|
The Spirit did not tarry here, but bade Scrooge hold his
|
|
robe, and passing on above the moor, sped -- whither. Not
|
|
to sea. To sea. To Scrooge's horror, looking back, he saw
|
|
the last of the land, a frightful range of rocks, behind them;
|
|
and his ears were deafened by the thundering of water, as it
|
|
rolled and roared, and raged among the dreadful caverns it
|
|
had worn, and fiercely tried to undermine the earth.
|
|
|
|
Built upon a dismal reef of sunken rocks, some league
|
|
or so from shore, on which the waters chafed and dashed,
|
|
the wild year through, there stood a solitary lighthouse.
|
|
Great heaps of sea-weed clung to its base, and storm-birds
|
|
-- born of the wind one might suppose, as sea-weed of the
|
|
water -- rose and fell about it, like the waves they skimmed.
|
|
|
|
But even here, two men who watched the light had made
|
|
a fire, that through the loophole in the thick stone wall shed
|
|
out a ray of brightness on the awful sea. Joining their
|
|
horny hands over the rough table at which they sat, they
|
|
wished each other Merry Christmas in their can of grog; and
|
|
one of them: the elder, too, with his face all damaged and
|
|
scarred with hard weather, as the figure-head of an old ship
|
|
might be: struck up a sturdy song that was like a Gale in
|
|
itself.
|
|
|
|
Again the Ghost sped on, above the black and heaving sea
|
|
-- on, on -- until, being far away, as he told Scrooge, from any
|
|
shore, they lighted on a ship. They stood beside the helmsman
|
|
at the wheel, the look-out in the bow, the officers who
|
|
had the watch; dark, ghostly figures in their several stations;
|
|
but every man among them hummed a Christmas tune, or
|
|
had a Christmas thought, or spoke below his breath to his
|
|
companion of some bygone Christmas Day, with homeward
|
|
hopes belonging to it. And every man on board, waking or
|
|
sleeping, good or bad, had had a kinder word for another
|
|
on that day than on any day in the year; and had shared
|
|
to some extent in its festivities; and had remembered those
|
|
he cared for at a distance, and had known that they delighted
|
|
to remember him.
|
|
|
|
It was a great surprise to Scrooge, while listening to the
|
|
moaning of the wind, and thinking what a solemn thing it
|
|
was to move on through the lonely darkness over an unknown
|
|
abyss, whose depths were secrets as profound as Death: it
|
|
was a great surprise to Scrooge, while thus engaged, to hear
|
|
a hearty laugh. It was a much greater surprise to Scrooge
|
|
to recognise it as his own nephew's and to find himself in a
|
|
bright, dry, gleaming room, with the Spirit standing smiling
|
|
by his side, and looking at that same nephew with approving
|
|
affability.
|
|
|
|
`Ha, ha.' laughed Scrooge's nephew. `Ha, ha, ha.'
|
|
|
|
If you should happen, by any unlikely chance, to know a
|
|
man more blest in a laugh than Scrooge's nephew, all I can
|
|
say is, I should like to know him too. Introduce him to me,
|
|
and I'll cultivate his acquaintance.
|
|
|
|
It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that
|
|
while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing
|
|
in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and
|
|
good-humour. When Scrooge's nephew laughed in this way: holding
|
|
his sides, rolling his head, and twisting his face into the
|
|
most extravagant contortions: Scrooge's niece, by marriage,
|
|
laughed as heartily as he. And their assembled friends being
|
|
not a bit behindhand, roared out lustily.
|
|
|
|
`Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha.'
|
|
|
|
`He said that Christmas was a humbug, as I live.' cried
|
|
Scrooge's nephew. `He believed it too.'
|
|
|
|
`More shame for him, Fred.' said Scrooge's niece,
|
|
indignantly. Bless those women; they never do anything by
|
|
halves. They are always in earnest.
|
|
|
|
She was very pretty: exceedingly pretty. With a dimpled,
|
|
surprised-looking, capital face; a ripe little mouth, that
|
|
seemed made to be kissed -- as no doubt it was; all kinds of
|
|
good little dots about her chin, that melted into one another
|
|
when she laughed; and the sunniest pair of eyes you ever
|
|
saw in any little creature's head. Altogether she was what
|
|
you would have called provoking, you know; but satisfactory,
|
|
|
|
`He's a comical old fellow,' said Scrooge's nephew,' that's
|
|
the truth: and not so pleasant as he might be. However,
|
|
his offences carry their own punishment, and I have nothing
|
|
to say against him.'
|
|
|
|
`I'm sure he is very rich, Fred,' hinted Scrooge's niece.
|
|
`At least you always tell me so.'
|
|
|
|
`What of that, my dear.' said Scrooge's nephew. `His
|
|
wealth is of no use to him. He don't do any good with it.
|
|
He don't make himself comfortable with it. He hasn't the
|
|
satisfaction of thinking -- ha, ha, ha. -- that he is ever going
|
|
to benefit us with it.'
|
|
|
|
`I have no patience with him,' observed Scrooge's niece.
|
|
Scrooge's niece's sisters, and all the other ladies, expressed
|
|
the same opinion.
|
|
|
|
`Oh, I have.' said Scrooge's nephew. `I am sorry for
|
|
him; I couldn't be angry with him if I tried. Who suffers
|
|
by his ill whims. Himself, always. Here, he takes it into
|
|
his head to dislike us, and he won't come and dine with us.
|
|
What's the consequence. He don't lose much of a dinner.'
|
|
|
|
`Indeed, I think he loses a very good dinner,' interrupted
|
|
Scrooge's niece. Everybody else said the same, and they
|
|
must be allowed to have been competent judges, because
|
|
they had just had dinner; and, with the dessert upon the
|
|
table, were clustered round the fire, by lamplight.
|
|
|
|
`Well. I'm very glad to hear it,' said Scrooge's nephew,
|
|
`because I haven't great faith in these young housekeepers.
|
|
What do you say, Topper.'
|
|
|
|
Topper had clearly got his eye upon one of Scrooge's niece's
|
|
sisters, for he answered that a bachelor was a wretched outcast,
|
|
who had no right to express an opinion on the subject.
|
|
Whereat Scrooge's niece's sister -- the plump one with the lace
|
|
tucker: not the one with the roses -- blushed.
|
|
|
|
`Do go on, Fred,' said Scrooge's niece, clapping her hands.
|
|
`He never finishes what he begins to say. He is such a
|
|
ridiculous fellow.'
|
|
|
|
Scrooge's nephew revelled in another laugh, and as it was
|
|
impossible to keep the infection off; though the plump sister
|
|
tried hard to do it with aromatic vinegar; his example was
|
|
unanimously followed.
|
|
|
|
`I was only going to say,' said Scrooge's nephew,' that
|
|
the consequence of his taking a dislike to us, and not making
|
|
merry with us, is, as I think, that he loses some pleasant
|
|
moments, which could do him no harm. I am sure he loses
|
|
pleasanter companions than he can find in his own thoughts,
|
|
either in his mouldy old office, or his dusty chambers. I
|
|
mean to give him the same chance every year, whether he
|
|
likes it or not, for I pity him. He may rail at Christmas
|
|
till he dies, but he can't help thinking better of it -- I defy
|
|
him -- if he finds me going there, in good temper, year after
|
|
year, and saying Uncle Scrooge, how are you. If it only
|
|
puts him in the vein to leave his poor clerk fifty pounds,
|
|
that's something; and I think I shook him yesterday.'
|
|
|
|
It was their turn to laugh now at the notion of his shaking
|
|
Scrooge. But being thoroughly good-natured, and not much
|
|
caring what they laughed at, so that they laughed at any
|
|
rate, he encouraged them in their merriment, and passed the
|
|
bottle joyously.
|
|
|
|
After tea. they had some music. For they were a musical
|
|
family, and knew what they were about, when they sung a
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Glee or Catch, I can assure you: especially Topper, who
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could growl away in the bass like a good one, and never
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swell the large veins in his forehead, or get red in the face
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over it. Scrooge's niece played well upon the harp; and
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played among other tunes a simple little air (a mere nothing:
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you might learn to whistle it in two minutes), which had
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been familiar to the child who fetched Scrooge from the
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boarding-school, as he had been reminded by the Ghost of
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Christmas Past. When this strain of music sounded, all the
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things that Ghost had shown him, came upon his mind; he
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softened more and more; and thought that if he could have
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listened to it often, years ago, he might have cultivated the
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kindnesses of life for his own happiness with his own hands,
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without resorting to the sexton's spade that buried Jacob
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Marley.
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But they didn't devote the whole evening to music. After
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a while they played at forfeits; for it is good to be children
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sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its
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mighty Founder was a child himself. Stop. There was first
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a game at blind-man's buff. Of course there was. And I
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no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he
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had eyes in his boots. My opinion is, that it was a done
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|
thing between him and Scrooge's nephew; and that the
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Ghost of Christmas Present knew it. The way he went after
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that plump sister in the lace tucker, was an outrage on the
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credulity of human nature. Knocking down the fire-irons,
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tumbling over the chairs, bumping against the piano,
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smothering himself among the curtains, wherever she went,
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there went he. He always knew where the plump sister was.
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He wouldn't catch anybody else. If you had fallen up
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against him (as some of them did), on purpose, he would
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have made a feint of endeavouring to seize you, which would
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have been an affront to your understanding, and would instantly
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have sidled off in the direction of the plump sister.
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She often cried out that it wasn't fair; and it really was not.
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But when at last, he caught her; when, in spite of all her
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silken rustlings, and her rapid flutterings past him, he got
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her into a corner whence there was no escape; then his
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conduct was the most execrable. For his pretending not to
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know her; his pretending that it was necessary to touch her
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head-dress, and further to assure himself of her identity by
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pressing a certain ring upon her finger, and a certain chain
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about her neck; was vile, monstrous. No doubt she told
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him her opinion of it, when, another blind-man being in
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office, they were so very confidential together, behind the
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curtains.
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Scrooge's niece was not one of the blind-man's buff party,
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but was made comfortable with a large chair and a footstool,
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in a snug corner, where the Ghost and Scrooge were close
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behind her. But she joined in the forfeits, and loved her
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love to admiration with all the letters of the alphabet.
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Likewise at the game of How, When, and Where, she was
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very great, and to the secret joy of Scrooge's nephew, beat
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her sisters hollow: though they were sharp girls too, as
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could have told you. There might have been twenty people there,
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young and old, but they all played, and so did Scrooge, for,
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wholly forgetting the interest he had in what was going on, that
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his voice made no sound in their ears, he sometimes came out with
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his guess quite loud, and very often guessed quite right, too;
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|
for the sharpest needle, best Whitechapel, warranted not to cut
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in the eye, was not sharper than Scrooge; blunt as he took it in
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his head to be.
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The Ghost was greatly pleased to find him in this mood,
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and looked upon him with such favour, that he begged like
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|
a boy to be allowed to stay until the guests departed. But
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this the Spirit said could not be done.
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`Here is a new game,' said Scrooge. `One half hour,
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Spirit, only one.'
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It was a Game called Yes and No, where Scrooge's nephew
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|
had to think of something, and the rest must find out what;
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he only answering to their questions yes or no, as the case
|
|
was. The brisk fire of questioning to which he was exposed,
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elicited from him that he was thinking of an animal, a live
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|
animal, rather a disagreeable animal, a savage animal, an
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animal that growled and grunted sometimes, and talked sometimes,
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|
and lived in London, and walked about the streets,
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|
and wasn't made a show of, and wasn't led by anybody, and
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|
didn't live in a menagerie, and was never killed in a market,
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|
and was not a horse, or an ass, or a cow, or a bull, or a
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|
tiger, or a dog, or a pig, or a cat, or a bear. At every fresh
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|
question that was put to him, this nephew burst into a
|
|
fresh roar of laughter; and was so inexpressibly tickled, that
|
|
he was obliged to get up off the sofa and stamp. At last
|
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the plump sister, falling into a similar state, cried out:
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`I have found it out. I know what it is, Fred. I know
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|
what it is.'
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`What is it.' cried Fred.
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|
`It's your Uncle Scrooge.'
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|
Which it certainly was. Admiration was the universal
|
|
sentiment, though some objected that the reply to `Is it a
|
|
bear.' ought to have been `Yes;' inasmuch as an answer
|
|
in the negative was sufficient to have diverted their thoughts
|
|
from Mr Scrooge, supposing they had ever had any tendency
|
|
that way.
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`He has given us plenty of merriment, I am sure,' said
|
|
Fred,' and it would be ungrateful not to drink his health.
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|
Here is a glass of mulled wine ready to our hand at the
|
|
moment; and I say, "Uncle Scrooge."'
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`Well. Uncle Scrooge.' they cried.
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|
`A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to the old
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|
man, whatever he is.' said Scrooge's nephew. `He wouldn't
|
|
take it from me, but may he have it, nevertheless. Uncle
|
|
Scrooge.'
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|
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|
Uncle Scrooge had imperceptibly become so gay and light
|
|
of heart, that he would have pledged the unconscious
|
|
company in return, and thanked them in an inaudible speech,
|
|
if the Ghost had given him time. But the whole scene
|
|
passed off in the breath of the last word spoken by his
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|
nephew; and he and the Spirit were again upon their travels.
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|
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Much they saw, and far they went, and many homes they
|
|
visited, but always with a happy end. The Spirit stood
|
|
beside sick beds, and they were cheerful; on foreign lands,
|
|
and they were close at home; by struggling men, and they
|
|
were patient in their greater hope; by poverty, and it was
|
|
rich. In almshouse, hospital, and jail, in misery's every
|
|
refuge, where vain man in his little brief authority had not
|
|
made fast the door and barred the Spirit out, he left his
|
|
blessing, and taught Scrooge his precepts.
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|
|
|
It was a long night, if it were only a night; but Scrooge
|
|
had his doubts of this, because the Christmas Holidays appeared
|
|
to be condensed into the space of time they passed
|
|
together. It was strange, too, that while Scrooge remained
|
|
unaltered in his outward form, the Ghost grew older, clearly
|
|
older. Scrooge had observed this change, but never spoke of
|
|
it, until they left a children's Twelfth Night party, when,
|
|
looking at the Spirit as they stood together in an open place,
|
|
he noticed that its hair was grey.
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|
|
|
`Are spirits' lives so short.' asked Scrooge.
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|
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|
`My life upon this globe, is very brief,' replied the Ghost.
|
|
`It ends to-night.'
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|
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|
`To-night.' cried Scrooge.
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|
|
|
`To-night at midnight. Hark. The time is drawing
|
|
near.'
|
|
|
|
The chimes were ringing the three quarters past eleven at
|
|
that moment.
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|
|
|
`Forgive me if I am not justified in what I ask,' said
|
|
Scrooge, looking intently at the Spirit's robe,' but I see
|
|
something strange, and not belonging to yourself, protruding
|
|
from your skirts. Is it a foot or a claw.'
|
|
|
|
`It might be a claw, for the flesh there is upon it,' was
|
|
the Spirit's sorrowful reply. `Look here.'
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|
|
|
From the foldings of its robe, it brought two children;
|
|
wretched, abject, frightful, hideous, miserable. They knelt
|
|
down at its feet, and clung upon the outside of its garment.
|
|
|
|
`Oh, Man. look here. Look, look, down here.' exclaimed
|
|
the Ghost.
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|
|
|
They were a boy and a girl. Yellow, meagre, ragged,
|
|
scowling, wolfish; but prostrate, too, in their humility. Where
|
|
graceful youth should have filled their features out, and
|
|
touched them with its freshest tints, a stale and shrivelled
|
|
hand, like that of age, had pinched, and twisted them, and
|
|
pulled them into shreds. Where angels might have sat
|
|
enthroned, devils lurked, and glared out menacing. No
|
|
change, no degradation, no perversion of humanity, in any
|
|
grade, through all the mysteries of wonderful creation, has
|
|
monsters half so horrible and dread.
|
|
|
|
Scrooge started back, appalled. Having them shown to
|
|
him in this way, he tried to say they were fine children, but
|
|
the words choked themselves, rather than be parties to a lie
|
|
of such enormous magnitude.
|
|
|
|
`Spirit. are they yours.' Scrooge could say no more.
|
|
|
|
`They are Man's,' said the Spirit, looking down upon
|
|
them. `And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers.
|
|
This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both,
|
|
and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for
|
|
on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the
|
|
writing be erased. Deny it.' cried the Spirit, stretching out
|
|
its hand towards the city. `Slander those who tell it ye.
|
|
Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse.
|
|
And abide the end.'
|
|
|
|
`Have they no refuge or resource.' cried Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
`Are there no prisons.' said the Spirit, turning on him
|
|
for the last time with his own words. `Are there no workhouses.'
|
|
The bell struck twelve.
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|
|
|
Scrooge looked about him for the Ghost, and saw it
|
|
not. As the last stroke ceased to vibrate, he remembered the
|
|
prediction of old Jacob Marley, and lifting
|
|
up his eyes, beheld a solemn Phantom, draped and
|
|
hooded, coming, like a mist along the ground, towards
|
|
him.
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|
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|
Stave 4: The Last of the Spirits
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|
The Phantom slowly, gravely, silently approached. When
|
|
it came, Scrooge bent down upon his knee; for in
|
|
the very air through which this Spirit moved it seemed to
|
|
scatter gloom and mystery.
|
|
|
|
It was shrouded in a deep black garment, which concealed
|
|
its head, its face, its form, and left nothing of it visible
|
|
save one outstretched hand. But for this it would have been
|
|
difficult to detach its figure from the night, and separate it
|
|
from the darkness by which it was surrounded.
|
|
|
|
He felt that it was tall and stately when it came beside
|
|
him, and that its mysterious presence filled him with a
|
|
solemn dread. He knew no more, for the Spirit neither
|
|
spoke nor moved.
|
|
|
|
`I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To
|
|
Come.' said Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
The Spirit answered not, but pointed onward with its
|
|
hand.
|
|
|
|
`You are about to show me shadows of the things that
|
|
have not happened, but will happen in the time before us,'
|
|
Scrooge pursued. `Is that so, Spirit.'
|
|
|
|
The upper portion of the garment was contracted for an
|
|
instant in its folds, as if the Spirit had inclined its head.
|
|
That was the only answer he received.
|
|
|
|
Although well used to ghostly company by this time,
|
|
Scrooge feared the silent shape so much that his legs trembled
|
|
beneath him, and he found that he could hardly stand when
|
|
he prepared to follow it. The Spirit pauses a moment, as
|
|
observing his condition, and giving him time to recover.
|
|
|
|
But Scrooge was all the worse for this. It thrilled him
|
|
with a vague uncertain horror, to know that behind the
|
|
dusky shroud, there were ghostly eyes intently fixed upon
|
|
him, while he, though he stretched his own to the utmost,
|
|
could see nothing but a spectral hand and one great heap
|
|
of black.
|
|
|
|
`Ghost of the Future.' he exclaimed,' I fear you more
|
|
than any spectre I have seen. But as I know your purpose
|
|
is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be another
|
|
man from what I was, I am prepared to bear you company,
|
|
and do it with a thankful heart. Will you not speak
|
|
to me.'
|
|
|
|
It gave him no reply. The hand was pointed straight
|
|
before them.
|
|
|
|
`Lead on.' said Scrooge. `Lead on. The night is
|
|
waning fast, and it is precious time to me, I know. Lead
|
|
on, Spirit.'
|
|
|
|
The Phantom moved away as it had come towards him.
|
|
Scrooge followed in the shadow of its dress, which bore him
|
|
up, he thought, and carried him along.
|
|
|
|
They scarcely seemed to enter the city; for the city rather
|
|
seemed to spring up about them, and encompass them of its
|
|
own act. But there they were, in the heart of it; on
|
|
Change, amongst the merchants; who hurried up and down,
|
|
and chinked the money in their pockets, and conversed in
|
|
groups, and looked at their watches, and trifled thoughtfully
|
|
with their great gold seals; and so forth, as Scrooge had
|
|
seen them often.
|
|
|
|
The Spirit stopped beside one little knot of business men.
|
|
Observing that the hand was pointed to them, Scrooge
|
|
advanced to listen to their talk.
|
|
|
|
`No,' said a great fat man with a monstrous chin,' I
|
|
don't know much about it, either way. I only know he's
|
|
dead.'
|
|
|
|
`When did he die.' inquired another.
|
|
|
|
`Last night, I believe.'
|
|
|
|
`Why, what was the matter with him.' asked a third,
|
|
taking a vast quantity of snuff out of a very large snuff-box.
|
|
`I thought he'd never die.'
|
|
|
|
`God knows,' said the first, with a yawn.
|
|
|
|
`What has he done with his money.' asked a red-faced
|
|
gentleman with a pendulous excrescence on the end of his
|
|
nose, that shook like the gills of a turkey-cock.
|
|
|
|
`I haven't heard,' said the man with the large chin,
|
|
yawning again. `Left it to his company, perhaps. He hasn't
|
|
left it to me. That's all I know.'
|
|
|
|
This pleasantry was received with a general laugh.
|
|
|
|
`It's likely to be a very cheap funeral,' said the same
|
|
speaker;' for upon my life I don't know of anybody to go
|
|
to it. Suppose we make up a party and volunteer.'
|
|
|
|
`I don't mind going if a lunch is provided,' observed the
|
|
gentleman with the excrescence on his nose. `But I must
|
|
be fed, if I make one.'
|
|
|
|
Another laugh.
|
|
|
|
`Well, I am the most disinterested among you, after all,'
|
|
said the first speaker,' for I never wear black gloves, and I
|
|
never eat lunch. But I'll offer to go, if anybody else will.
|
|
When I come to think of it, I <m not at all sure that I wasn't
|
|
his most particular friend; for we used to stop and speak
|
|
whenever we met. Bye, bye.'
|
|
|
|
Speakers and listeners strolled away, and mixed with
|
|
other groups. Scrooge knew the men, and looked towards the
|
|
Spirit for an explanation.
|
|
|
|
The Phantom glided on into a street. Its finger pointed
|
|
to two persons meeting. Scrooge listened again, thinking
|
|
that the explanation might lie here.
|
|
|
|
He knew these men, also, perfectly. They were men of aye
|
|
business: very wealthy, and of great importance. He had made
|
|
a point always of standing well in their esteem: in a business
|
|
point of view, that is; strictly in a business point of view.
|
|
|
|
`How are you.' said one.
|
|
|
|
`How are you.' returned the other.
|
|
|
|
`Well.' said the first. `Old Scratch has got his own at
|
|
last, hey.'
|
|
|
|
`So I am told,' returned the second. `Cold, isn't it.'
|
|
|
|
`Seasonable for Christmas time. You're not a skater, I
|
|
suppose.'
|
|
|
|
`No. No. Something else to think of. Good morning.'
|
|
|
|
Not another word. That was their meeting, their
|
|
conversation, and their parting.
|
|
|
|
Scrooge was at first inclined to be surprised that the
|
|
Spirit should attach importance to conversations apparently so
|
|
trivial; but feeling assured that they must have some hidden
|
|
purpose, he set himself to consider what it was likely to be.
|
|
They could scarcely be supposed to have any bearing on the
|
|
death of Jacob, his old partner, for that was Past, and this
|
|
Ghost's province was the Future. Nor could he think of any
|
|
one immediately connected with himself, to whom he could
|
|
apply them. But nothing doubting that to whomsoever
|
|
they applied they had some latent moral for his own improvement,
|
|
he resolved to treasure up every word he heard,
|
|
and everything he saw; and especially to observe the
|
|
shadow of himself when it appeared. For he had an expectation
|
|
that the conduct of his future self would give him
|
|
the clue he missed, and would render the solution of these
|
|
riddles easy.
|
|
|
|
He looked about in that very place for his own image; but
|
|
another man stood in his accustomed corner, and though the
|
|
clock pointed to his usual time of day for being there, he
|
|
saw no likeness of himself among the multitudes that poured
|
|
in through the Porch. It gave him little surprise, however;
|
|
for he had been revolving in his mind a change of life, and
|
|
thought and hoped he saw his new-born resolutions carried
|
|
out in this.
|
|
|
|
Quiet and dark, beside him stood the Phantom, with its
|
|
outstretched hand. When he roused himself from his
|
|
thoughtful quest, he fancied from the turn of the hand, and
|
|
its situation in reference to himself, that the Unseen Eyes
|
|
were looking at him keenly. It made him shudder, and feel
|
|
very cold.
|
|
|
|
They left the busy scene, and went into an obscure part
|
|
of the town, where Scrooge had never penetrated before,
|
|
although he recognised its situation, and its bad repute. The
|
|
ways were foul and narrow; the shops and houses wretched;
|
|
the people half-naked, drunken, slipshod, ugly. Alleys and
|
|
archways, like so many cesspools, disgorged their offences of
|
|
smell, and dirt, and life, upon the straggling streets; and the
|
|
whole quarter reeked with crime, with filth, and misery.
|
|
|
|
Far in this den of infamous resort, there was a low-browed,
|
|
beetling shop, below a pent-house roof, where iron, old rags,
|
|
bottles, bones, and greasy offal, were bought. Upon the floor
|
|
within, were piled up heaps of rusty keys, nails, chains, hinges,
|
|
files, scales, weights, and refuse iron of all kinds. Secrets
|
|
that few would like to scrutinise were bred and hidden in
|
|
mountains of unseemly rags, masses of corrupted fat, and
|
|
sepulchres of bones. Sitting in among the wares he dealt in, by a
|
|
charcoal stove, made of old bricks, was a grey-haired rascal,
|
|
nearly seventy years of age; who had screened himself from the
|
|
cold air without, by a frousy curtaining of miscellaneous
|
|
tatters, hung upon a line; and smoked his pipe in all the luxury
|
|
of calm retirement.
|
|
|
|
Scrooge and the Phantom came into the presence of this
|
|
man, just as a woman with a heavy bundle slunk into the
|
|
shop. But she had scarcely entered, when another woman,
|
|
similarly laden, came in too; and she was closely followed by
|
|
a man in faded black, who was no less startled by the sight
|
|
of them, than they had been upon the recognition of each
|
|
other. After a short period of blank astonishment, in which
|
|
the old man with the pipe had joined them, they all three
|
|
burst into a laugh.
|
|
|
|
`Let the charwoman alone to be the first.' cried she who
|
|
had entered first. `Let the laundress alone to be the second;
|
|
and let the undertaker's man alone to be the third. Look
|
|
here, old Joe, here's a chance. If we haven't all three met
|
|
here without meaning it.'
|
|
|
|
`You couldn't have met in a better place,' said old Joe,
|
|
removing his pipe from his mouth. `Come into the parlour.
|
|
You were made free of it long ago, you know; and the other
|
|
two an't strangers. Stop till I shut the door of the shop.
|
|
Ah. How it skreeks. There an't such a rusty bit of metal
|
|
in the place as its own hinges, I believe; and I'm sure there's
|
|
no such old bones here, as mine. Ha, ha. We're all suitable
|
|
to our calling, we're well matched. Come into the
|
|
parlour. Come into the parlour.'
|
|
|
|
The parlour was the space behind the screen of rags. The
|
|
old man raked the fire together with an old stair-rod, and
|
|
having trimmed his smoky lamp (for it was night), with the
|
|
stem of his pipe, put it in his mouth again.
|
|
|
|
While he did this, the woman who had already spoken
|
|
threw her bundle on the floor, and sat down in a flaunting
|
|
manner on a stool; crossing her elbows on her knees, and
|
|
looking with a bold defiance at the other two.
|
|
|
|
`What odds then. What odds, Mrs Dilber.' said the
|
|
woman. `Every person has a right to take care of themselves.
|
|
He always did.'
|
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`That's true, indeed.' said the laundress. `No man
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more so.'
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`Why then, don't stand staring as if you was afraid,
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woman; who's the wiser. We're not going to pick holes in
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each other's coats, I suppose.'
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`No, indeed.' said Mrs Dilber and the man together.
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`We should hope not.'
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`Very well, then.' cried the woman. `That's enough.
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Who's the worse for the loss of a few things like these.
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Not a dead man, I suppose.'
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`No, indeed,' said Mrs Dilber, laughing.
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`If he wanted to keep them after he was dead, a wicked old
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screw,' pursued the woman,' why wasn't he natural in his
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lifetime. If he had been, he'd have had somebody to look
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after him when he was struck with Death, instead of lying
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gasping out his last there, alone by himself.'
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`It's the truest word that ever was spoke,' said Mrs
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Dilber. `It's a judgment on him.'
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`I wish it was a little heavier judgment,' replied the
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woman;' and it should have been, you may depend upon it,
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if I could have laid my hands on anything else. Open that
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bundle, old Joe, and let me know the value of it. Speak out
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plain. I'm not afraid to be the first, nor afraid for them to
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see it. We know pretty well that we were helping ourselves,
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before we met here, I believe. It's no sin. Open the bundle,
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Joe.'
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But the gallantry of her friends would not allow of this;
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and the man in faded black, mounting the breach first,
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produced his plunder. It was not extensive. A seal or two,
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a pencil-case, a pair of sleeve-buttons, and a brooch of no
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great value, were all. They were severally examined and
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appraised by old Joe, who chalked the sums he was disposed
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to give for each, upon the wall, and added them up into a
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total when he found there was nothing more to come.
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`That's your account,' said Joe,' and I wouldn't give
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another sixpence, if I was to be boiled for not doing it.
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Who's next.'
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Mrs Dilber was next. Sheets and towels, a little wearing
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apparel, two old-fashioned silver teaspoons, a pair of
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sugar-tongs, and a few boots. Her account was stated on the wall
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in the same manner.
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`I always give too much to ladies. It's a weakness of mine,
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and that's the way I ruin myself,' said old Joe. `That's
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your account. If you asked me for another penny, and made
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it an open question, I'd repent of being so liberal and knock
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off half-a-crown.'
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`And now undo my bundle, Joe,' said the first woman.
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Joe went down on his knees for the greater convenience
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of opening it, and having unfastened a great many knots,
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dragged out a large and heavy roll of some dark stuff.
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`What do you call this.' said Joe. `Bed-curtains.'
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`Ah.' returned the woman, laughing and leaning forward
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on her crossed arms. `Bed-curtains.'
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`You don't mean to say you took them down, rings and
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all, with him lying there.' said Joe.
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`Yes I do,' replied the woman. `Why not.'
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`You were born to make your fortune,' said Joe,' and
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you'll certainly do it.'
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`I certainly shan't hold my hand, when I can get anything
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in it by reaching it out, for the sake of such a man as he
|
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was, I promise you, Joe,' returned the woman coolly. `Don't
|
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drop that oil upon the blankets, now.'
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`His blankets.' asked Joe.
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`Whose else's do you think.' replied the woman. `He
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isn't likely to take cold without them, I dare say.'
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`I hope he didn't die of any thing catching. Eh.' said
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old Joe, stopping in his work, and looking up.
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`Don't you be afraid of that,' returned the woman. `I
|
|
an't so fond of his company that I'd loiter about him for
|
|
such things, if he did. Ah. you may look through that
|
|
shirt till your eyes ache; but you won't find a hole in it, nor
|
|
a threadbare place. It's the best he had, and a fine one too.
|
|
They'd have wasted it, if it hadn't been for me.'
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`What do you call wasting of it.' asked old Joe.
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|
`Putting it on him to be buried in, to be sure,' replied
|
|
the woman with a laugh. `Somebody was fool enough to
|
|
do it, but I took it off again. If calico an't good enough for
|
|
such a purpose, it isn't good enough for anything. It's quite
|
|
as becoming to the body. He can't look uglier than he did
|
|
in that one.'
|
|
|
|
Scrooge listened to this dialogue in horror. As they sat
|
|
grouped about their spoil, in the scanty light afforded by
|
|
the old man's lamp, he viewed them with a detestation and
|
|
disgust, which could hardly have been greater, though they
|
|
demons, marketing the corpse itself.
|
|
|
|
`Ha, ha.' laughed the same woman, when old Joe,
|
|
producing a flannel bag with money in it, told out their
|
|
several gains upon the ground. `This is the end of it, you
|
|
see. He frightened every one away from him when he was
|
|
alive, to profit us when he was dead. Ha, ha, ha.'
|
|
|
|
`Spirit.' said Scrooge, shuddering from head to foot. `I
|
|
see, I see. The case of this unhappy man might be my own.
|
|
My life tends that way, now. Merciful Heaven, what is
|
|
this.'
|
|
|
|
He recoiled in terror, for the scene had changed, and now
|
|
he almost touched a bed: a bare, uncurtained bed: on which,
|
|
beneath a ragged sheet, there lay a something covered up,
|
|
which, though it was dumb, announced itself in awful
|
|
language.
|
|
|
|
The room was very dark, too dark to be observed with
|
|
any accuracy, though Scrooge glanced round it in obedience
|
|
to a secret impulse, anxious to know what kind of room it
|
|
was. A pale light, rising in the outer air, fell straight upon
|
|
the bed; and on it, plundered and bereft, unwatched, unwept,
|
|
uncared for, was the body of this man.
|
|
|
|
Scrooge glanced towards the Phantom. Its steady hand
|
|
was pointed to the head. The cover was so carelessly adjusted
|
|
that the slightest raising of it, the motion of a finger upon
|
|
Scrooge's part, would have disclosed the face. He thought
|
|
of it, felt how easy it would be to do, and longed to do it;
|
|
but had no more power to withdraw the veil than to dismiss
|
|
the spectre at his side.
|
|
|
|
Oh cold, cold, rigid, dreadful Death, set up thine altar
|
|
here, and dress it with such terrors as thou hast at thy
|
|
command: for this is thy dominion. But of the loved,
|
|
revered, and honoured head, thou canst not turn one hair
|
|
to thy dread purposes, or make one feature odious. It is
|
|
not that the hand is heavy and will fall down when released;
|
|
it is not that the heart and pulse are still; but that the
|
|
hand was open, generous, and true; the heart brave, warm,
|
|
and tender; and the pulse a man's. Strike, Shadow, strike.
|
|
And see his good deeds springing from the wound, to sow
|
|
the world with life immortal.
|
|
|
|
No voice pronounced these words in Scrooge's ears, and
|
|
yet he heard them when he looked upon the bed. He
|
|
thought, if this man could be raised up now, what would be
|
|
his foremost thoughts. Avarice, hard-dealing, griping cares.
|
|
They have brought him to a rich end, truly.
|
|
|
|
He lay, in the dark empty house, with not a man, a
|
|
woman, or a child, to say that he was kind to me in this
|
|
or that, and for the memory of one kind word I will be
|
|
kind to him. A cat was tearing at the door, and there was
|
|
a sound of gnawing rats beneath the hearth-stone. What
|
|
they wanted in the room of death, and why they were so
|
|
restless and disturbed, Scrooge did not dare to think.
|
|
|
|
`Spirit.' he said,' this is a fearful place. In leaving it,
|
|
I shall not leave its lesson, trust me. Let us go.'
|
|
|
|
Still the Ghost pointed with an unmoved finger to the
|
|
head.
|
|
|
|
`I understand you,' Scrooge returned,' and I would do
|
|
it, if I could. But I have not the power, Spirit. I have
|
|
not the power.'
|
|
|
|
Again it seemed to look upon him.
|
|
|
|
`If there is any person in the town, who feels emotion
|
|
caused by this man's death,' said Scrooge quite agonised,
|
|
`show that person to me, Spirit, I beseech you.'
|
|
|
|
The Phantom spread its dark robe before him for a
|
|
moment, like a wing; and withdrawing it, revealed a room
|
|
by daylight, where a mother and her children were.
|
|
|
|
She was expecting some one, and with anxious eagerness;
|
|
for she walked up and down the room; started at every
|
|
sound; looked out from the window; glanced at the clock;
|
|
tried, but in vain, to work with her needle; and could hardly
|
|
bear the voices of the children in their play.
|
|
|
|
At length the long-expected knock was heard. She hurried
|
|
to the door, and met her husband; a man whose face was
|
|
careworn and depressed, though he was young. There was
|
|
a remarkable expression in it now; a kind of serious delight
|
|
of which he felt ashamed, and which he struggled to repress.
|
|
|
|
He sat down to the dinner that had been boarding for
|
|
him by the fire; and when she asked him faintly what news
|
|
(which was not until after a long silence), he appeared
|
|
embarrassed how to answer.
|
|
|
|
`Is it good.' she said, `or bad?' -- to help him.
|
|
|
|
`Bad,' he answered.
|
|
|
|
`We are quite ruined.'
|
|
|
|
`No. There is hope yet, Caroline.'
|
|
|
|
`If he relents,' she said, amazed, `there is. Nothing is
|
|
past hope, if such a miracle has happened.'
|
|
|
|
`He is past relenting,' said her husband. `He is dead.'
|
|
|
|
She was a mild and patient creature if her face spoke
|
|
truth; but she was thankful in her soul to hear it, and she
|
|
said so, with clasped hands. She prayed forgiveness the next
|
|
moment, and was sorry; but the first was the emotion of
|
|
her heart.
|
|
|
|
`What the half-drunken woman whom I told you of last
|
|
night, said to me, when I tried to see him and obtain a
|
|
week's delay; and what I thought was a mere excuse to avoid
|
|
me; turns out to have been quite true. He was not only
|
|
very ill, but dying, then.'
|
|
|
|
`To whom will our debt be transferred.'
|
|
|
|
`I don't know. But before that time we shall be ready
|
|
with the money; and even though we were not, it would be
|
|
a bad fortune indeed to find so merciless a creditor in his
|
|
successor. We may sleep to-night with light hearts, Caroline.'
|
|
|
|
Yes. Soften it as they would, their hearts were lighter.
|
|
The children's faces, hushed and clustered round to hear what
|
|
they so little understood, were brighter; and it was a happier
|
|
house for this man's death. The only emotion that the
|
|
Ghost could show him, caused by the event, was one of
|
|
pleasure.
|
|
|
|
`Let me see some tenderness connected with a death,' said
|
|
Scrooge;' or that dark chamber, Spirit, which we left just
|
|
now, will be for ever present to me.'
|
|
|
|
The Ghost conducted him through several streets familiar
|
|
to his feet; and as they went along, Scrooge looked here and
|
|
there to find himself, but nowhere was he to be seen. They
|
|
entered poor Bob Cratchit's house; the dwelling he had
|
|
visited before; and found the mother and the children seated
|
|
round the fire.
|
|
|
|
Quiet. Very quiet. The noisy little Cratchits were as
|
|
still as statues in one corner, and sat looking up at Peter,
|
|
who had a book before him. The mother and her daughters
|
|
were engaged in sewing. But surely they were very quiet.
|
|
|
|
`And he took a child, and set him in the midst of
|
|
them.'
|
|
|
|
Where had Scrooge heard those words. He had not
|
|
dreamed them. The boy must have read them out, as he
|
|
and the Spirit crossed the threshold. Why did he not
|
|
go on.
|
|
|
|
The mother laid her work upon the table, and put her
|
|
hand up to her face.
|
|
|
|
`The colour hurts my eyes,' she said.
|
|
|
|
The colour. Ah, poor Tiny Tim.
|
|
|
|
`They're better now again,' said Cratchit's wife. `It
|
|
makes them weak by candle-light; and I wouldn't show weak
|
|
eyes to your father when he comes home, for the world. It
|
|
must be near his time.'
|
|
|
|
`Past it rather,' Peter answered, shutting up his book.
|
|
`But I think he has walked a little slower than he used,
|
|
these few last evenings, mother.'
|
|
|
|
They were very quiet again. At last she said, and in a
|
|
steady, cheerful voice, that only faltered once:
|
|
|
|
`I have known him walk with -- I have known him walk
|
|
with Tiny Tim upon his shoulder, very fast indeed.'
|
|
|
|
`And so have I,' cried Peter. `Often.'
|
|
|
|
`And so have I,' exclaimed another. So had all.
|
|
|
|
`But he was very light to carry,' she resumed, intent upon
|
|
her work,' and his father loved him so, that it was no
|
|
trouble: no trouble. And there is your father at the door.'
|
|
|
|
She hurried out to meet him; and little Bob in his comforter
|
|
-- he had need of it, poor fellow -- came in. His tea
|
|
was ready for him on the hob, and they all tried who should
|
|
help him to it most. Then the two young Cratchits got
|
|
upon his knees and laid, each child a little cheek, against
|
|
his face, as if they said,' Don't mind it, father. Don't be
|
|
grieved.'
|
|
|
|
Bob was very cheerful with them, and spoke pleasantly to
|
|
all the family. He looked at the work upon the table, and
|
|
praised the industry and speed of Mrs Cratchit and the girls.
|
|
They would be done long before Sunday, he said.
|
|
|
|
`Sunday. You went to-day, then, Robert.' said his
|
|
wife.
|
|
|
|
`Yes, my dear,' returned Bob. `I wish you could have
|
|
gone. It would have done you good to see how green a
|
|
place it is. But you'll see it often. I promised him that I
|
|
would walk there on a Sunday. My little, little child.'
|
|
cried Bob. `My little child.'
|
|
|
|
He broke down all at once. He couldn't help it. If he
|
|
could have helped it, he and his child would have been farther
|
|
apart perhaps than they were.
|
|
|
|
He left the room, and went up-stairs into the room above,
|
|
which was lighted cheerfully, and hung with Christmas.
|
|
There was a chair set close beside the child, and there were
|
|
signs of some one having been there, lately. Poor Bob sat
|
|
down in it, and when he had thought a little and composed
|
|
himself, he kissed the little face. He was reconciled to what
|
|
had happened, and went down again quite happy.
|
|
|
|
They drew about the fire, and talked; the girls and mother
|
|
working still. Bob told them of the extraordinary kindness
|
|
of Mr Scrooge's nephew, whom he had scarcely seen but
|
|
once, and who, meeting him in the street that day, and seeing
|
|
that he looked a little -' just a little down you know,' said
|
|
Bob, inquired what had happened to distress him. `On
|
|
which,' said Bob,' for he is the pleasantest-spoken gentleman
|
|
you ever heard, I told him. `I am heartily sorry for it, Mr
|
|
Cratchit,' he said,' and heartily sorry for your good wife.'
|
|
By the bye, how he ever knew that, I don't know.'
|
|
|
|
`Knew what, my dear.'
|
|
|
|
`Why, that you were a good wife,' replied Bob.
|
|
|
|
`Everybody knows that.' said Peter.
|
|
|
|
`Very well observed, my boy.' cried Bob. `I hope they
|
|
do. `Heartily sorry,' he said,' for your good wife. If I
|
|
can be of service to you in any way,' he said, giving me
|
|
his card,' that's where I live. Pray come to me.' Now, it
|
|
wasn't,' cried Bob,' for the sake of anything he might be
|
|
able to do for us, so much as for his kind way, that this was
|
|
quite delightful. It really seemed as if he had known our
|
|
Tiny Tim, and felt with us.'
|
|
|
|
`I'm sure he's a good soul.' said Mrs Cratchit.
|
|
|
|
`You would be surer of it, my dear,' returned Bob,' if
|
|
you saw and spoke to him. I shouldn't be at all surprised
|
|
- mark what I say. -- if he got Peter a better situation.'
|
|
|
|
`Only hear that, Peter,' said Mrs Cratchit.
|
|
|
|
`And then,' cried one of the girls,' Peter will be keeping
|
|
company with some one, and setting up for himself.'
|
|
|
|
`Get along with you.' retorted Peter, grinning.
|
|
|
|
`It's just as likely as not,' said Bob,' one of these days;
|
|
though there's plenty of time for that, my dear. But however
|
|
and when ever we part from one another, I am sure we
|
|
shall none of us forget poor Tiny Tim -- shall we -- or this
|
|
first parting that there was among us.'
|
|
|
|
`Never, father.' cried they all.
|
|
|
|
`And I know,' said Bob,' I know, my dears, that when
|
|
we recollect how patient and how mild he was; although he
|
|
was a little, little child; we shall not quarrel easily among
|
|
ourselves, and forget poor Tiny Tim in doing it.'
|
|
|
|
`No, never, father.' they all cried again.
|
|
|
|
`I am very happy,' said little Bob,' I am very happy.'
|
|
|
|
Mrs Cratchit kissed him, his daughters kissed him, the
|
|
two young Cratchits kissed him, and Peter and himself shook
|
|
hands. Spirit of Tiny Tim, thy childish essence was from
|
|
God.
|
|
|
|
`Spectre,' said Scrooge,' something informs me that our
|
|
parting moment is at hand. I know it, but I know not
|
|
how. Tell me what man that was whom we saw lying dead.'
|
|
|
|
The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come conveyed him, as
|
|
before -- though at a different time, he thought: indeed, there
|
|
seemed no order in these latter visions, save that they were
|
|
in the Future -- into the resorts of business men, but showed
|
|
him not himself. Indeed, the Spirit did not stay for anything,
|
|
but went straight on, as to the end just now desired,
|
|
until besought by Scrooge to tarry for a moment.
|
|
|
|
`This courts,' said Scrooge,' through which we hurry now,
|
|
is where my place of occupation is, and has been for a length
|
|
of time. I see the house. Let me behold what I shall be,
|
|
in days to come.'
|
|
|
|
The Spirit stopped; the hand was pointed elsewhere.
|
|
|
|
`The house is yonder,' Scrooge exclaimed. `Why do you
|
|
point away.'
|
|
|
|
The inexorable finger underwent no change.
|
|
|
|
Scrooge hastened to the window of his office, and looked
|
|
in. It was an office still, but not his. The furniture was
|
|
not the same, and the figure in the chair was not himself.
|
|
The Phantom pointed as before.
|
|
|
|
He joined it once again, and wondering why and whither
|
|
he had gone, accompanied it until they reached an iron gate.
|
|
He paused to look round before entering.
|
|
|
|
A churchyard. Here, then, the wretched man whose name
|
|
he had now to learn, lay underneath the ground. It was a
|
|
worthy place. Walled in by houses; overrun by grass and
|
|
weeds, the growth of vegetation's death, not life; choked up
|
|
with too much burying; fat with repleted appetite. A
|
|
worthy place.
|
|
|
|
The Spirit stood among the graves, and pointed down to
|
|
One. He advanced towards it trembling. The Phantom was
|
|
exactly as it had been, but he dreaded that he saw new
|
|
meaning in its solemn shape.
|
|
|
|
`Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,'
|
|
said Scrooge, `answer me one question. Are these the
|
|
shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of
|
|
things that May be, only.'
|
|
|
|
Still the Ghost pointed downward to the grave by which
|
|
it stood.
|
|
|
|
`Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if
|
|
persevered in, they must lead,' said Scrooge. `But if the
|
|
courses be departed from, the ends will change. Say it is
|
|
thus with what you show me.'
|
|
|
|
The Spirit was immovable as ever.
|
|
|
|
Scrooge crept towards it, trembling as he went; and
|
|
following the finger, read upon the stone of the neglected
|
|
grave his own name, Ebenezer Scrooge.
|
|
|
|
`Am I that man who lay upon the bed.' he cried, upon
|
|
his knees.
|
|
|
|
The finger pointed from the grave to him, and back again.
|
|
|
|
`No, Spirit. Oh no, no.'
|
|
|
|
The finger still was there.
|
|
|
|
`Spirit.' he cried, tight clutching at its robe,' hear me.
|
|
I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must
|
|
have been but for this intercourse. Why show me this, if I
|
|
am past all hope.'
|
|
|
|
For the first time the hand appeared to shake.
|
|
|
|
`Good Spirit,' he pursued, as down upon the ground he
|
|
fell before it:' Your nature intercedes for me, and pities
|
|
me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you
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have shown me, by an altered life.'
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The kind hand trembled.
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`I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it
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all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the
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Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I
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will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I
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may sponge away the writing on this stone.'
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In his agony, he caught the spectral hand. It sought to
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free itself, but he was strong in his entreaty, and detained it.
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The Spirit, stronger yet, repulsed him.
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Holding up his hands in a last prayer to have his fate aye
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reversed, he saw an alteration in the Phantom's hood and dress.
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It shrunk, collapsed, and dwindled down into a bedpost.
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Stave 5: The End of It
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Yes! and the bedpost was his own. The bed was his own,
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the room was his own. Best and happiest of all, the Time
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before him was his own, to make amends in!
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`I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.'
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Scrooge repeated, as he scrambled out of bed. `The Spirits
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of all Three shall strive within me. Oh Jacob Marley.
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Heaven, and the Christmas Time be praised for this. I say
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it on my knees, old Jacob, on my knees.'
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He was so fluttered and so glowing with his good intentions,
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that his broken voice would scarcely answer to his
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call. He had been sobbing violently in his conflict with the
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Spirit, and his face was wet with tears.
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`They are not torn down.' cried Scrooge, folding one of
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his bed-curtains in his arms,' they are not torn down, rings
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and all. They are here -- I am here -- the shadows of the
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things that would have been, may be dispelled. They will
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be. I know they will.'
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His hands were busy with his garments all this time;
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turning them inside out, putting them on upside down,
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tearing them, mislaying them, making them parties to every
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kind of extravagance.
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`I don't know what to do.' cried Scrooge, laughing and
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crying in the same breath; and making a perfect Laocoon of
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himself with his stockings. `I am as light as a feather, I
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am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a schoolboy. I
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am as giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to
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everybody. A happy New Year to all the world. Hallo
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here. Whoop. Hallo.'
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He had frisked into the sitting-room, and was now standing
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there: perfectly winded.
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`There's the saucepan that the gruel was in.' cried
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Scrooge, starting off again, and going round the fireplace.
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`There's the door, by which the Ghost of Jacob Marley
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entered. There's the corner where the Ghost of Christmas
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Present, sat. There's the window where I saw the wandering
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Spirits. It's all right, it's all true, it all happened.
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Ha ha ha.'
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Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so
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many years, it was a splendid laugh, a most illustrious laugh.
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The father of a long, long line of brilliant laughs.
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`I don't know what day of the month it is.' said
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Scrooge. `I don't know how long I've been among the
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Spirits. I don't know anything. I'm quite a baby. Never
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mind. I don't care. I'd rather be a baby. Hallo. Whoop.
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Hallo here.'
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He was checked in his transports by the churches ringing
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out the lustiest peals he had ever heard. Clash, clang,
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hammer; ding, dong, bell. Bell, dong, ding; hammer, clang,
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clash. Oh, glorious, glorious.
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Running to the window, he opened it, and put out his
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head. No fog, no mist; clear, bright, jovial, stirring, cold;
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cold, piping for the blood to dance to; Golden sunlight;
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Heavenly sky; sweet fresh air; merry bells. Oh, glorious.
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Glorious.
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`What's to-day.' cried Scrooge, calling downward to a
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boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look
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about him.
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`Eh.' returned the boy, with all his might of wonder.
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`What's to-day, my fine fellow.' said Scrooge.
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`To-day.' replied the boy. `Why, Christmas Day.'
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`It's Christmas Day.' said Scrooge to himself. `I
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haven't missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night.
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They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of
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course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow.'
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`Hallo.' returned the boy.
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`Do you know the Poulterer's, in the next street but one,
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at the corner.' Scrooge inquired.
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`I should hope I did,' replied the lad.
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`An intelligent boy.' said Scrooge. `A remarkable boy.
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Do you know whether they've sold the prize Turkey that
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was hanging up there -- Not the little prize Turkey: the
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big one.'
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`What, the one as big as me.' returned the boy.
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`What a delightful boy.' said Scrooge. `It's a pleasure
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to talk to him. Yes, my buck.'
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`It's hanging there now,' replied the boy.
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`Is it.' said Scrooge. `Go and buy it.'
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`Walk-er.' exclaimed the boy.
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`No, no,' said Scrooge, `I am in earnest. Go and buy
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it, and tell them to bring it here, that I may give them the
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direction where to take it. Come back with the man, and
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I'll give you a shilling. Come back with him in less than
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five minutes and I'll give you half-a-crown.'
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The boy was off like a shot. He must have had a steady
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hand at a trigger who could have got a shot off half so fast.
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`I'll send it to Bon Cratchit's.' whispered Scrooge,
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rubbing his hands, and splitting with a laugh. `He shan't
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know who sends it. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim. Joe
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Miller never made such a joke as sending it to Bob's
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will be.'
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The hand in which he wrote the address was not a steady
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one, but write it he did, somehow, and went down-stairs to
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open the street door, ready for the coming of the poulterer's
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man. As he stood there, waiting his arrival, the knocker
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caught his eye.
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`I shall love it, as long as I live.' cried Scrooge, patting
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it with his hand. `I scarcely ever looked at it before.
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What an honest expression it has in its face. It's a
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wonderful knocker. -- Here's the Turkey. Hallo. Whoop.
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How are you. Merry Christmas.'
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It was a Turkey. He never could have stood upon his
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legs, that bird. He would have snapped them short off in a
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minute, like sticks of sealing-wax.
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`Why, it's impossible to carry that to Camden Town,'
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said Scrooge. `You must have a cab.'
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The chuckle with which he said this, and the chuckle with
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which he paid for the Turkey, and the chuckle with which
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he paid for the cab, and the chuckle with which he recompensed
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the boy, were only to be exceeded by the chuckle
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with which he sat down breathless in his chair again, and
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chuckled till he cried.
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Shaving was not an easy task, for his hand continued to
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shake very much; and shaving requires attention, even when
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you don't dance while you are at it. But if he had cut the
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end of his nose off, he would have put a piece of
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sticking-plaister
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over it, and been quite satisfied.
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He dressed himself all in his best, and at last got out
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into the streets. The people were by this time pouring forth,
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as he had seen them with the Ghost of Christmas Present;
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and walking with his hands behind him, Scrooge regarded
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every one with a delighted smile. He looked so irresistibly
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pleasant, in a word, that three or four good-humoured fellows
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said,' Good morning, sir. A merry Christmas to you.'
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And Scrooge said often afterwards, that of all the blithe
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sounds he had ever heard, those were the blithest in his ears.
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He had not gone far, when coming on towards him he
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beheld the portly gentleman, who had walked into his
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counting-house the day before, and said,' Scrooge and Marley's, I
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believe.' It sent a pang across his heart to think how this
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old gentleman would look upon him when they met; but he
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knew what path lay straight before him, and he took it.
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`My dear sir,' said Scrooge, quickening his pace, and
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taking the old gentleman by both his hands. `How do you
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do. I hope you succeeded yesterday. It was very kind of
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you. A merry Christmas to you, sir.'
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`Mr Scrooge.'
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`Yes,' said Scrooge. `That is my name, and I fear it
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may not be pleasant to you. Allow me to ask your pardon.
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And will you have the goodness' -- here Scrooge whispered in
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his ear.
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`Lord bless me.' cried the gentleman, as if his breath
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were taken away. `My dear Mr Scrooge, are you serious.'
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`If you please,' said Scrooge. `Not a farthing less. A
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great many back-payments are included in it, I assure you.
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Will you do me that favour.'
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`My dear sir,' said the other, shaking hands with him.
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`I don't know what to say to such munificence.'
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`Don't say anything please,' retorted Scrooge. `Come
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and see me. Will you come and see me.'
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`I will.' cried the old gentleman. And it was clear he
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meant to do it.
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`Thank you,' said Scrooge. `I am much obliged to you.
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I thank you fifty times. Bless you.'
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He went to church, and walked about the streets, and
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watched the people hurrying to and fro, and patted children
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on the head, and questioned beggars, and looked down into
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the kitchens of houses, and up to the windows, and found
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that everything could yield him pleasure. He had never
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dreamed that any walk -- that anything -- could give him so
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much happiness. In the afternoon he turned his steps
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towards his nephew's house.
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He passed the door a dozen times, before he had the
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courage to go up and knock. But he made a dash, and
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did it:
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`Is your master at home, my dear.' said Scrooge to the
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girl. Nice girl. Very.
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`Yes, sir.'
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`Where is he, my love.' said Scrooge.
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`He's in the dining-room, sir, along with mistress. I'll
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show you up-stairs, if you please.'
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`Thank you. He knows me,' said Scrooge, with his hand
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already on the dining-room lock. `I'll go in here, my dear.'
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He turned it gently, and sidled his face in, round the door.
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They were looking at the table (which was spread out in
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great array); for these young housekeepers are always nervous
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on such points, and like to see that everything is right.
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`Fred.' said Scrooge.
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Dear heart alive, how his niece by marriage started.
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Scrooge had forgotten, for the moment, about her sitting
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in the corner with the footstool, or he wouldn't have done
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it, on any account.
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`Why bless my soul.' cried Fred,' who's that.'
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`It's I. Your uncle Scrooge. I have come to dinner.
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Will you let me in, Fred.'
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Let him in. It is a mercy he didn't shake his arm off.
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He was at home in five minutes. Nothing could be heartier.
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His niece looked just the same. So did Topper when he
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came. So did the plump sister when she came. So did
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every one when they came. Wonderful party, wonderful
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games, wonderful unanimity, wonderful happiness.
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But he was early at the office next morning. Oh, he was
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early there. If he could only be there first, and catch Bob
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Cratchit coming late. That was the thing he had set his
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heart upon.
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And he did it; yes, he did. The clock struck nine. No
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Bob. A quarter past. No Bob. He was full eighteen
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minutes and a half behind his time. Scrooge sat with his
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door wide open, that he might see him come into the Tank.
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His hat was off, before he opened the door; his comforter
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too. He was on his stool in a jiffy; driving away with his
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pen, as if he were trying to overtake nine o'clock.
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`Hallo.' growled Scrooge, in his accustomed voice, as
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near as he could feign it. `What do you mean by coming
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here at this time of day.'
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`I am very sorry, sir,' said Bob. `I am behind my time.'
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`You are.' repeated Scrooge. `Yes. I think you are.
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Step this way, sir, if you please.'
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`It's only once a year, sir,' pleaded Bob, appearing from
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the Tank. `It shall not be repeated. I was making rather
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merry yesterday, sir.'
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`Now, I'll tell you what, my friend,' said Scrooge,' I
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am not going to stand this sort of thing any longer. And
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therefore,' he continued, leaping from his stool, and giving
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Bob such a dig in the waistcoat that he staggered back into
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the Tank again;' and therefore I am about to raise your
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salary.'
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Bob trembled, and got a little nearer to the ruler. He
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had a momentary idea of knocking Scrooge down with it,
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holding him, and calling to the people in the court for help
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and a strait-waistcoat.
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`A merry Christmas, Bob,' said Scrooge, with an earnestness
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that could not be mistaken, as he clapped him on the
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back. `A merrier Christmas, Bob, my good fellow, than I
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have given you for many a year. I'll raise your salary, and
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endeavour to assist your struggling family, and we will discuss
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your affairs this very afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of
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smoking bishop, Bob. Make up the fires, and buy another
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coal-scuttle before you dot another i, Bob Cratchit.'
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Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and
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infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was
|
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a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a
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master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or
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any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old
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world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him,
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but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was
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wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this
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globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill
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of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as these
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would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they
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should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in
|
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less attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was
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quite enough for him.
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He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon
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the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was
|
|
always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas
|
|
well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that
|
|
be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim
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observed, God bless Us, Every One!
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End of The Project Gutenberg Etext of A Christmas Carol.
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